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I love my boyfriend he's so sweet,but um how do I say this he's over protective. I'm super dense and trusting so I get why but. He doesn't want me to talk to other guys. Like I have guy friends but he doesn't want me to talk to them. Or any guys. And a bunch of people he wants to block me off from the real world. He threatens guys who he thinks are interested in me whatsoever. Or girls who are mean to me. I can be on my own. It's like he thinks that the real world would hurt me. He thinks that every guy wants to rape me. He just idk what to tell him. I know he's just looking out for me but this is crazy.
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>>17512216
is that you in the OP? you are so beautiful, do you have skype?
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Yes but I don't give my info out to strangers. My boyfriend wouldn't like that.
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>>17512216 (OP)
is that you in the OP? you are so beautiful, do you have skype?

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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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>>17511569
Claiming this thread
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Girls and guys

Is it ok if someone lives their whole life, and dies alone...?
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>>17511640
Name one successful person who ever stayed single

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Yesterday I held roommate castings for a room in the shared flat I'm living in.

Most of the people I didn't really connect with and were just meh.

At the end however this girl came in who I really connected with and I think I even have a bit of a crush on her, this of course puts me in a dilemma.

Should I just say fuck it and take her as a roommate?
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>>17514816
>good job history
>ability to be quiet

What more could you ask for?
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>>17514826
I'm confused.
I didn't mention either of those.
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>>17514816
Thank you op that pic made me laugh more than it should have

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What is sex like with fat women? I'm a skinny dude, about 5'8 130lbs and have an attraction to this overweight friend. She has expressed interest in me (flirting, being handsy) and I think I want to have sex with her, but her size is intimidating.
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Don't harm yourself like that OP
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You will be poking around her flabs until you feel something wet and even then you got to check to make sure you arent getting into her sweaty fatrolls.
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>>17514784
how overweight are we talking?

sex with a chubby girl can be pretty great, lots of extra blubber to play with. I may be a bit biased though since I'm into bigger girls to begin with.

Retarded question but been seeing this girl recently and all was going well until last Saturday. Told me she may be free that day (sat) and she would get back to me because we should catch up soon, has not texted me since Saturday.

I have sent 3 texts over the period of 2 days, the most recently sayin "guess ill see you in class then" and she has become a mute. I have been sitting next to her in class for about a month now, next time i see her do I sit with another friend or what?
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>>17514685

Too many people in this world half-ass things... you gotta go all in... either go Full Man or Full Cuck; no shortcuts.

Full Man: stop talking to her, never initiate verbal communication with her but make scornful eye contact whenever you pass her in the hallway.

Full Cuck: be a beta orbiter, buy things from her Amazon Wishlist, build a shrine to her in your closet, kys.
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>>17514698
ehh? That kinda doesn't answer my question completely. I was going to ignore her anyway, its just going to be pretty awkward.
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>>17514698

>Full Man
>act like a child throwing a tantrum
Kek

Just pretend it's fine, OP. Treat her like any other person in your class. You tried, no luck, no reason to make a big deal out of it.

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Hi /adv/
I think i might have a problem.

I am 24, german, officer in the Luftwaffle and am utterly unable to meet anyone i would want a relationship with.

I have no car and am stranded in a small town 1 and a half hour drive away from Berlin.
I work till 5pm and am just not finding any time to do anything worthwhile outside, which drives me to gaming online.
The woman in the army are either stupid, sluts, out of my age group or just not my type (mind you i don't have high standards).

The small town i am currently living in has basicly no clubs.

I just don't know what to do (beside chatting up strangers online).

Any advice on how to get into contact with the opposite gender ?


About me (should it help)
German
24y
decent looking i guess (6-7/10)
beard (short-boxed-beard it's called, i think)
neither thick nor thin.
not muscular.
decent income.
planning to study in a few years.
hobbys are reading, gaming, hardware, cooking, bit into music

pic unrelated
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>>17514659

I assume you have tried Tinder, OkCupid, etc.?

If you're stranded in a small town, the solution is to become not stranded! Are you allowed to own or able to afford a car? Can you leave this small town? Can you take a train to Berlin?

If there are no females close to you, obviously you have to leave to find them. What about the bars in your small town? Maybe there is a community dance once a week or something?
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online dating und sich einen guten job erarbeiten. Bis dahin die zeit vertreiben so wie das ein ordentlicher Soldat tut (besser gesagt, alle Soldaten, die ich kenne): Saufen

abtreten
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>>17514659
>>17514690
Oh, and what about Luftwaffe events? Maybe an office sport team or regular bar night?

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I was a curious young guy and I experimented with a couple of guys, it started out with a black cross dresser that would suck my dick on occassion, then led me to sucking some white dudes dick.

To be honest, I was unsure about even getting my dick sucked by a dude, but I did it 2-3 times if I recall.

I would get gay urges randomly, and ended up sucking some white guys dick.

I immediately regretted all of it after it was said and done, but too little too late.

How do I live the rest of my life as a straight man, knowing I was one curious enough to actually seek out a dick to suck, and had my own inside of another mans mouth?
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Do you still want to suck dick on occasion?
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>>17514648
I mean if I found the right dick, sure. I'd prefer a passable tranny dick to suck. Bailey Jay tier.
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>>17514638
>How do I live the rest of my life as a straight man, knowing I was one curious enough to actually seek out a dick to suck, and had my own inside of another mans mouth?

I don't understand why this is such a big deal. Same with posters who are always policing whether or not someone is allowed to call themselves straight. If you like ladies go for ladies, who gives a shit if you've sucked a dick or not? Are people that insecure in their masculinity that this is some traumatic badge of gay that you have to live down for the rest of your life?

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>Been rated 8/10 by quite a few grils in person and online
>Started online dating 2 months ago
>Quickly realized, that I wasn't up to the standards of any girl above a 6 or 7
>Started dating 5s and a few 6s
>Just get constantly ghosted after the first date, got the occasional second date, but not often
>Have interesting stories to tell, always make the girl laugh, know how to hold a conversation

Is it just me, or is dating/online dating complete fucking bullshit for guys nowadays? I have been on 13 dates in two months, and nothing panned out. Some of them I turned down myself because they were like talking to a plank. Some ghosted me, and others thought WAY too highly of themselves.

What is the point? Its not like I'm trying to land some model tier gf, or a doctor or anything, but this shit is still impossible.
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>>17514602
We live in a time when girls think too highly of themselves and women use dating sites to stack the deck even more in their favor despite most of them not knowing how a computer works other than to take selfies and one-up other women.

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuH9bsIS8e8
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I read an article by a (believe it or not) feminist, detailing just how fucking bad it is for men on online dating.

I actually refuse to do it myself, because I've seen my buddies struggle with it, and get incredibly frustrated with women on there.
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>>17514660
My friends are having a hell of a time using online dating, but I had great success. I hear women are really shallow about height on there. I am 6'2" and they are 5'7" and 5'8". So honestly I think as long as you are tall and confident you can have success. I met my fiancee online. I do agree that it is bullshit for the most part though. Considering they care so much about height which is something we have no control over.

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How do I keep my new gf from ruining my hobbies? I'm really into sports I play fantasy football, but my gf wants to join my money league and she always asks dumb questions during ufc fights and she knows nothing about them. She doesn't understand that she will get her feelings hurt from all the smack talk from my friends.
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>>17514544
>How do I keep my new gf from ruining my hobbies?
How so?

>but my gf wants to join my money league and she always asks dumb questions during ufc fights and she knows nothing about them
At least she's trying to show interest as opposed to giving you shit for it.

>She doesn't understand that she will get her feelings hurt from all the smack talk from my friends.
Let her learn.
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>>17514554
I guess, but it feels weird for her to be all of a sudden a sports fan when all she watches on YouTube are makeup tutorials.
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>>17514572
Girls like that don't really try to learn much about the world, or do much in general, aside from what they experience with their partners. She's a boring person that's trying to become less boring (for you).

>be me
>college geek
>register for wrong classes
>no prob
>go to student affairs, get it changed
>they delete my entire damn schedule
>I'm a ghost in the system
>free classes?

what do? I could go ahead and go look for jobs I guess, should I look for the screwup?

>not the first time they've done this to me
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>>17514515
Build a new schedule numbnuts.
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>>17514515
>college geek
>register for wrong classes
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>>17514614
backwoods college
they didn't put the campus code and I ended up signing up for a satellite course fifty miles from one near me0

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I need advide form you mother fuckers. How do i aproach a milf?
>started working as a masseur
>there's one 9/10 MILF I would die to smell her panties
>she wanted a private massage ( without any doctors notes) usually I get patients from doctors
>she seems to be flirty
>trying to talk about random shit like about the backgrounds of the room, is asking about my day and stuff asked me if I do massages at home, but she doesn;t seem to be making a move.
>she's even letting for me to see her tits even that I told her that she can take off her bra while laying on the table
how do I show that I'm into her aswell?
Should I do make a first step myself? or just like wait till she makes any deeper hints?
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>>17514483
>working as a masseur
>letting for me to see her tits even that I told her that
kek are you Cambodian ?
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>>17514483
You really need to play hard to get. Don't let it be your initiative.

If she not into it you are safe
If she is into you then she is testing with a game of endurance.
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I was expecting a different kind of thread on where people talk about hunting milfs

Long story short, I am a lesbian, and i totally do not dig guys. I'm in college and 100% of my year aside from me is male.
The amount of men trying to hit on me is disturbing.
telling them "I am a lesbian" doesn't seem to work.
How the hell do i get them to fuck off?
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>>17514333
I'm curious what does a lipstick lesbian look like
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>>17514333
kill yourself degenerate.
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>>17514333
ignore them. They can't force you to have sex with them. That'd be rape and then u can go to the police.

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How do I deal with an inferiority complex? I have a friend and she is better than me at like everything and it pisses me off to no end.
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>>17514327
just be the bigger slut, guys appreciate that.
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>>17514329
No I'm a dude, not a chick.
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>>17514327
There are 7 billion people on the planet. Chances are you're inferior to most of them. If that doesn't bug you then why would 1 person bug you

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Does a person have a moral obligation to attempt to outlive their parents, for virtue of the fact that their parents nurtured and loves them? Assuming their parents do love them and raised them well.
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All your parents want is for you to have a better life than they did. What their definition of "better life" is is up to you and them to discuss.

If this is some kind of passive aggressive suicide thing, go see a therapist.
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>>17514330
This isn't about me.

I've got a friend whos balancing at the edge and while I have done what I can to cheer him up and help him out, I want to convince him somehow that life should be lived so I don't see his name in the obituaries.
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>>17514353
Unless youret a therapist or Tony Robbins, there's not much you can do. Playing the moral high ground only works in movies. No one gives a shit about that in real life.

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What do you on internet besides 4chan, /adv/?
I would like to know some new interresting stuff, so I wonder the homepages you visit frequently.
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>>17514292
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I constantly check Dailymail, also on my hard drive is an archive of movies and tv shows that I constantly have in the background and occasionally jump all over to get to whichever scene from whatever movie I want to see at the moment.

Right now currently have a virtual machine open experimenting with Windows 10.

But mostly it is 4chan. I usually go to /tv/, /pol/, /wsr/, /b/, /ck/.
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>>17514295
Fuck u. ;_;

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