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I'm sick and goddamn-fucking tired of ignorant overly-optimistic idiots who don't know what they're doing and then blame it all on me.
Just give me a painless way to suicide and I'll be on my merry way, like I was suppose to be since 2013 january for God's fucking Christ's sake.
Death is an opportunity and isn't the end. Nobody really knows what's behind death. It's possible there's more life to it, and every manipulative asshole keeps denying it you because then you would grow far too independent and brave for them.
I wasn't made for life. Even if I was rich, I'd still commit suicide at the age of 40 because life is boring when you view it through the glasses of a mediocre man. My God I'm too aware of what's going on for my own good, I have white hairs growing out of the top of my head. Why couldn't I be a normal child who believed in Santa Clause. No I had to be the redpilled faggot who knew Santa Clause wasn't real since the age of 7.
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>>17554057
Why go out quietly?
I mean, like you say, death is an opportunity. If you're already committed to going out, might as well do it with a bang and make the news. Go after some politician, insufferable celebrity, or the like and take him/her down with you.
Just sayin', it's more useful than offing yourself quietly somewhere.
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Gun is the easiest, most pain-free, with the lowest risk (risk of survival that is) if done correctly. If you can get access to one it's your best bet.
Otherwise jump from a tall building, head first. You won't feel any pain, but in those few seconds you spend falling down you'll regret it.
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If you guys really wanna help me... then use your superior google-fu skills and biology education.If you're a pharmaceutist or know someone, then tell me about
Google about night flowers, inert gas, benzos+opiates+alcohol. Those are the least painless.
>>17554066
Hey, trust me. I'd do it if I could. I would have made at least 2.5 million dollars by now and poisoned my father and uncle since I was 10, changed schools, got some quality friends, got laid, had a successful life. But I'm only redpilled in theory, in practice I'm a total bluepilled loser.
I'm just a below-average joe, kind of anxious, ready to have a heart attack if any more bad things happen in my life, bad things which I easily predicted and I didn't act on this information.
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How do I find me a man who likes to cuddle for hours in bed or on the couch?
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>>17554050
Go out, meet people, ask out guys you like, tell them you like cuddling for hours, see who is up for it.
The exact same way you meet every other type of guy.
>inb4 105 virgins who ask you to be their gf
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>>17554050
Last I checked we were pretty common. Just go meet guys the normal way and mention you're an insatiable cuddler.
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>>17554050
zooey is my crush. my mad mad crush.
I am a snugger. I love snugs.
Please be zooey.
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When we're alone or in a group of other friends, my best friend's girlfriend flirts with me like "anon is such a stud" and "our kids would be really cute" (she waits to say stuff like this when my best friend is away of course). She also likes cuddling and being touchyfeely with me, and I pretend not to like it
She's flirtatious by nature so I don't know if I should put much thought into this but damn. I've been crushing on her for a while now and I feel guilty given she's my best friend's girl, but at the same time hopeful that she likes me back.
We've all known each other for a while they have yet to make it "official". In fact they're trying hard to make their relationship a secret to our circle of friends. Which makes it weird to me how she'll flirt with me around everyone but she'll stop when my friend shows up. She'll act friendly towards him but will draw the line at flirting with him openly
As his best friend I can confidently say that he's in love with her. Unsure how she feels though or what her take on everything is.
What's your take on this situation? Please help this confused anon out
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Girls like to play games and fuck with your head by sending mixed messages. But if you have feelings for her and she's worth more than your relationship with your friend then go for it. But if it were me in your place, I wouldn't.
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>>17554108
Gota agree with that...not worth it...been there done that and lost the mate
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>>17554108
THIS kind of girl? Yeah. Mind games and attention whoring. I agree with this anon.
Also, if you do get with her, she'll do the same to you. Honestly, the fact that you're even considering it, makes you a real shit best friend. If he just kinda liked her, no big deal. But he's in LOVE with her? Wtf is wrong with you man. Not only that, but you're seeing how she's treating your best friend (basically leading him on like a lovesick puppy but refusing to commit) and you're cool with it?
Dumb broads come and go, best friends are for life. REAL best friends- the ones you tell everything to even the ugly stuff, who understand you inside and out. Doesn't seem like you deserve one though.
Hey /adv/ so I'm in a little predicament. There's this girl I work with that I've taken fancy too. While we're working together we joke around and have a good time (as much fun as you can have while working) but it's impossible to read any vibes from her as she's a pretty shy and closed off person. She's the kind of girl who'll sit in the back room watching anime on her phone instead of chatting about with others before the start of the shift. And I would just take a chance and ask her on a date but I don't know if that's worth the risk of possibly making work extremely awkward. So what should I do?
And don't give me the usual "don't date coworker" speil. It's a simple retail store in a mall job and I'll probably be leaving once my spring semester of university starts.
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Just ask her out lol
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I sugest you inviting her to go with you watch a movie on the cinema, or going to a nerdy event (she seems nerdy). As a girl, trust me, i love whem me and my bf go to nerdy events
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I would get closer to her first, a formal date might scare her. You'll find out if she's interested without having to risk anything too. Don't be creepy.
If she's weird she's likely going to stay weird. Don't expect a reliable outgoing person in 5 years time.
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I tried to be assertive and alpha senpai
I really liked this girl too. She hasnt responded, and the message i sent on Facebook is marked as read.
Do i order the helium?
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>hooked up with some sweet prizes
>because I know some people
Well you tried.
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Nobody wants to be assertively told they are going to chuck E cheese.
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>>17553979
She's into memes and shit, and i asked if she wants to see my Pokemon card collection and shit and she said yeah
She has ironic humour or whatever
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Got a $100 fine for not having a bus ticket. What are the consequences of ignoring this entirely?
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>>17553972
Depends on your country I guess
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depends on the country. Most likely you'll have to pay it anyway, doubled. Better just pay it now and be done with it, if you ignore it will come to bite you in the ass a few months from now.
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>>17553972
First off if you don't pay it then a court notice will be sent to your mail and if you don't show for that you will be convicted guilty for failing to pay the fine and that may affect your credit rating and you will get collectors sent after you.
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Ask an oldfag for advice. Guaranteed /b/ tier advice, come one come all.
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Ew
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who would want /b/ tier advice ?
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>>17553958
Don't be racist mate, some black women can totally emulate real humans.
>>17553961
>Oldfag /b/ tier advice
We started this board back when mootkins talked to us, you know?
Alright guys, mission A is a failure I'm pretty sure. Recap;
>started showing interest in girl, she showed interest back
>asked you guys how to keep things going throughout the week until the weekend, you said to just coast and don't do anything until the weekend
>weekend came, and nothing good happened
So we drank and played some games together again yesterday, with friends of course, but now it's pretty clear she isn't interested. She hasn't texted me at all the week before last, nor this week, and she's being careful not to show any possible signs.
Oh well, lesson learned. My advice request however: what should I do/ how can I keep things alive during the week so that I can resume the party once the weekend comes again, assuming a situation like this happens in the future?
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>>17553938
Wait until friday, hit her up first 2-3 replies with normal talk, like hey what's up, hahaha das crazy, yeah that sounds awesome, and then go to strictly business talk and she'll show up cuz she wants to be cool
this the mind games option
second option is find a hotter bitch and fuck that shit
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>>17553943
But texting on Friday would just repeat the same mistake from this experience
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>>17553950
It's not a mistake. See this bitch got some jealous bitch that whispering in her ear, some ariana grande bitch who talk game but don't get no dick. See dat bitch think she gotta hang on but dat bitch be wrong. You gotta show that bitch you cool. Now she won't do shit next week but the week after that you not gonna invite that bitch, you gonna invite that bitches friend, male or female, anyone who can tell that bitch you done invited other females. that bitch will get pissed but that will teach her to play games. then you hit that bitch up with what you really men, when she get the message. some bitches need a bitch slap, it's the way of the world
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So I found this black X on my cats stomach it looks like a tattoo even anyone have any idea what it would be from? I adopted him from a shelter so I don't know his past, I'm assuming it would be from a surgery? Maybe when he got fixed?
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strange, maybe it was from a UFO that or he was in a cat gang?
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>>17553900
That's a pretty good explanation
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Maybe they put a chip on it? Call the shelter, they know, not us.
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I sold a monitor on Craigslist a week ago, the buyer tested it out and was satisfied enough to purchase it. Now today he called me and threatened me saying that I better refund him or else he'll make it ugly. They say the sound doesn't work and that he's coming to give it back.
What should I do? How do I know he didn't break it in the past week and it trying to blame me for it? He didn't test out the sound when he bought it so I can't prove it was working when he paid.
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It was an ASUS MX239H and I sold it for $80
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Does he know where you live? Does he have anything in writing claiming you had it verified as 100% functional? If no then tell him to fuck himself and block his number.
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>>17553899
He has my address, he came to my house because he wanted to test it out and be sure it works
And no he has nothing in writing verifying it's complete functionality
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I frequent a massage parlor in the town I live in.
This place isn't known for being a seedy happy ending ish one, but isn't known for being a legit one either.
There is this chubby asian girl who works there, who I always, ALWAYS ask for
I get erections every session and she giggles shyly, looks away and gets all flush and awkward.
One session she reveals I'm her only regular, and that I'm the only one shes noticed who that happens to.
She also mentions its flattering.
I am thinking of asking her for a happy ending but I'm not quite sure how to... I have to be delicate about it.
Shes accidentally brushed against my balls on multiple occasion, and on a few more recent sessions, has started wearing make up on the days I normally come in (though I don't know if its for me or not)
Should I go for it? if so... How?
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Just take your dick out bro
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Get erection
Stare at her
Smile
Sideways nod your head in the direction of your dick
She knows what to do.
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>>17553866
She seems really shy, besides only thing covering it is a towel so she can see when I have a boner.
>>17553868
I don't know how that would go over, shes very shy I think I would need a more direct approach... or I dunno talk about it with her.
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Background story
>be me, just moved into the big city for college like 10 days ago
>basically been living the neet life for 2 years before going here
>live in a cabin with 5 other people cause there is nothing else available
>hate it
>classes are hard
>my feet hurt
>tfw no transportation
>beginning feelings of an hero
>big party at night, after greeting new classmates
>4000 people in the same place, lines at the bars are like 50 ft long
>bartenders suck cockular hole, and are very slow
>should be impossible to get drunk
>get drunk
>apparently shittalk a girl (and some other guy from the introduction) who's in my class' family straight to her face without knowing. Didn't know this before now.
>can't remember that well, but i still think she misunderstood me
>2 nights ago, another party, a lot smaller
>hate and misery starting to decline, feelings of an hero also declining
>actually having fun
>night is about to end
>some guy mentions to me that i apparently said nasty things about her family
>i confront her, while drunk, say that i am deeply sorry and i can't even remember that i said it.
>cry a bit in public bar
>only her and the two guys seems to notice (one was the guy who's family i apparently also shittalked about, other was the one who mentioned it to me)
>try to seem very sad even though in the moment i wasn't really
>she says it's ok and that we could start from scratch
>she doesn't look like she means it
>actually quiet depressed and sad at this moment
>go home
>wake up
>strong feelings of an hero for the last two days
>hate everything
What do guys? Its been like 10 days, and i'm already failing everything at college.
I fucked it up with the girl at the very first day.
I suck at what i am studying at
I don't like the city
I hate living with 5 other people
Strong feelings of an hero.
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Now that hero shit you keep mentioning is that by any chance has to do with the I am a hero manga?
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You obviously don't want to an hero. Stop pretending like you do, you retarded emo cunt. If you're having fun, continue doing so. You're only having these thoughts because of loneliness.
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It's been ten fucking days who cares. You'll get used to all of this after a month or two. Be patient with yourself. Also take advantage of any tutoring or study groups the school has, if your academics aren't in check it'll stress you the fuck out.
I met a girl that has 2 kids, 1 and 3 year old, and I plan on staying with this girl for a long time but I have no experience with kids. Any advice on how to be a potential stepdad?
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Dont do it
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Why date a single mother who has two kids when you could date single girl with no kids? If you have kids it will be your kids and not some other mans.
Just saying this because most men don't know they deserve better than this.
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If their father/s are present and involved don't presume they want or need you to try to fill that role. Focus on your relationship with their mother, anything else will come naturally or not at all.
How do you become comfortable with yourself?
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Sit down, close your eyes and listen to yourself breath and then enjoy the monologue.
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>>17553834
I'm not sure how meditating is gonna help me let other people touch my genitals.
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>>17553867
you let your genitles blast trough the cosmos on your spiritual journey to enlightenment.
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>Get drunk with some friends
>End up alone with friend of mine.
>She jokingly straddles me
>I get erection that I can't really help
>She just stares at me
>We don't exchange words, I unzip my pants, she pulls her panties to the side
>She rides me
>I tell her I'm about to cum, thinking she'll pull off so I can pull out.
>She doesn't and I cum inside.
>She sits on top of me silent
>I look up at her silently
>She climbs off and starts to apologize
>I tell her no it was nice, it was fun.
I want to hook up with her again, we've hung out again and theres been this awkwardness. I don't know if she wants to have sex again, or if it was a one time deal. What do I do?
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Worry about if you got this slag pregnant first you stupid fucking dipshit.
Idiot is worried about hook up with her again but forgets he came inside her.
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>>17553827
Oh I guess I should have mentioned, I found out later she got the morning after pill
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>>17553827
m8 i cum in every bitch i dont use condoms fuck that shit life is too short for condoms