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What

We need details OP

>>17556473
I'm chillin after my work at the office and my colleague has had a few drinks after his shift and he starts asking me about crazy stuff like, all of a sudden wanting to know how I feel and telling me people are scared of me. I tell him, whatever, you're drunk, have another one. Before short, he's putting me in a fucking headlock and I'm telling him, "look dude you work here this could end badly" and he's just powertripping and trying to squeeze blood from a stone. Not happening. I honestly don't know what the fuck his problem was. Could have been an argument about football for all I know.

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>>17556488
Fucking what

That didn't help at all

>>17556465

It probably isn't even that bad and your senseless insecurity is just ruining your life. Besides, there are a shit ton of ugly people in the world who do just fine. Compensate with intelligence, education, charisma and ultimately money and success and no one will give a shit about your fucked in face. The social game is about multiple factors.

>>17556478
it's not that fucking easy,

i am to depressed to fucking do my university shit so i had to drop out, walking around my uni and seeing attractive people triggers me. I cant even get some fucking drugs

Can we get a photo?

Judging by your post you have nothing to lose. On the other hand, maybe it's not as bad you think it is.

Or, visit a therapist. They really do help with this sort of stuff

TeII peopIe with made up buIIshit mentaI iIInesses and peopIe abusing the system to fuck off so they stop wasting tax payer money and the money can go to peopIe who actuaIIy need it and can use it.

>>17556551
I second this.

Once upon a time if you were upset or disappointed with life people told you to wake the fuck up to yourself and do something about it.

Now it's all about finding someone to tell you it's not your fault and someone else will take responsibility for making you better.

>>17556455
tfw you're an aussie teen and your friends group consists of depressed (mostly)dropouts/kicked with completely fucked families and lifestyles, a solid half will probably be dead by 30. Yet most are pretty intelligent underneath it all and I feel could be people that contribute greatly to society, given different circumstances. I don't really know anyone my age who is mentally stable, simply a nice person and healthy to be around. Actually, I wonder if I know anyone even close to that..I don't think so. We make semi-jokes about who's going to an hero, when and how. It's a horribly toxic social environment, all of us are poor and don't really have anything going for us. Unless you count some retail jobs. Sorry if all of that just sounded like bitching.

I say this because I appreciate what you want to do OP, though I don't actually have anything to contribute to the thread, I'm sorry for the unloading of irrelevant shit.

>>17556448
....same mind on what?

>>17556448
Go out, to bars or some place similar and just start talking to people. It's not that hard.

honestly, i meant in terms of anon and the mindset we seem to inhabit. Being social is not my issue, but it seems the masses of people i meet are closed off and in some sort of matrix.

Work I guess, granted you're working a minimum or close to minimum wage job. They don't contact you much after you quit even if they really liked you while you worked there.

I suggest not doing it at all.

oh shit wait did you mean cut like in the razor kind? Upstream mate not down the road, make it count. Don't cut the tendons, you'll freak out and call people to help you which will make it all the more dramatic cuz nobody can do shit if you cut upstream kek.

>Go to Europe and get culturally enriched by Muslims
>Go to America and get culturally enriched by BLM
Stay in Australia

See in Australia it's daytime but over here it's drink time.

>>17556438
I'm more than capabIe of not being 'cuIturaIIy enriched' mate.
I don't have time for fuckwits.

You forget, I'm AustraIian.

>>17556398
seems to make sense to me.

Have you fully priced out the tablet and desktop build? Because if you can do both of those with the money from your friend, it would be a pretty great trade off.

Also you'd be able to help your friend out on top of that.

>>17556409
Yeah, I think I can afford both. Plus I'm not really picky when it comes to computers. As long as it plays music, movies and 4chan I'm fine.

I've got a monitor, a case, keyboards and mouse lying around so those are taken care of.

Plus since I'm moving out I think I'd actually take some time before building my own desktop.

>>17556424
Then I say go for it man. Given what you would be using either machine for, a tablet should be able to hold you over until you have the funds to finish the desktop build - and you may be able to save even more cash in the meantime.

Given the pieces that you already have, you could probably finish your build for under 400, get a cheap tablet for something around 100, and then save the remaining money.

It is possible, but you might feel shitty for it. It does suck to date someone whom you don't find sexy.

If you develop feelings for her, it'll up her rating in your eyes a bit, but it won't make a 5/10 into 8/10. Maybe one point up, figuratively speaking. But it's possible.

Tell me, why don't you man the fuck up and try hitting higher? You don't think you can score better? If you've really been "asked out by a lot of girls," there's no way your self esteem is that low

I've tried but I've found it has never really worked for me. I get tons of propositions from let's just say "larger" women, and even though I haven't been in a relationship or had sex for like 5 years now I can't bring myself to want to fuck these girls, much less do other relationship-y things. There's no shame in having standards, as long as they're not crazy high.

Don't date someone just to have a relationship, if you're not attracted to them, it'll just end up worse than if you were single.

Hate to say it but there has to be some physical attraction

>>17556368
Probably something wrong with your spine. You might want to see a chiropractor as well.

>>17556368
Sounds like a blood circulation problem
I had the same and my doctor told me eat less salt

>>17556376
Well ill find out tomorrow. Thanks, anon.
>>17556433
You know, I have been eating pretty shitty lately. Good idea either way. Thanks

>>17556340
Walmart will put a note on your record. If you stay clean, they'll let it drop. If you pull some other scam, they'll see you as a multiple offender and fire you or possibly call the cops (on the new offence).

Again, if you stay clean, they probably wouldn't mention it if you used them as a reference for another job.

>>17556355
They already fired me because of this.

I'll also have to note that I only worked for them for no more than a month and a half.

>>17556339
Not drinking anymore works pretty well, have you considered switching to something less destructive like weed?

>>17556339
100 year old vaudeville joke:

PATIENT (moving arm or something) Doctor, it hurts when I do this.
DOCTOR: So don't do that!


YOU: Getting drunk keeps getting me in trouble.
DOCTOR: . . . . .

>>17556339

Sounds like it's becoming an issue for you. Usually the first sign of addiction is if you struggle to hide the extent of it from other people. Alcoholism might be in your genes too since it killed him too. Be smart, stop while you can.

>>17556310
She's not staring at you. She's thinking about something or nothing and randomly pointing her face in your general direction.

>>17556365
then why does it happen too often?

>>17556310
alright so you like her, but think she doesn't like you back.

Let me save you like 50 steps, just table it and talk to other girls, or ask her out and get a definitive answer.

You most likely didn't do anything wrong, she just isn't attracted to you.

the lightning means the electricity is going through o.k.

>>17557113
I think he's talking about the red light with an exclamation mark that indicates that something is fucked up in his printer...

>>17557125
too much reflectivity?

Move on. If they keep leading you on after couple of weeks then they aren't interested in you. Move on to the next one.

>>17556287
I move on
EVERY TIME INSTANTLY

BUT EVERY FUCKING GIRL
EVERY SINGLE TIME
TRYS TO PULL THIS SHIT

Maybe you aren't that attractive, and you're boring.