Ask an oldfag for advice. Guaranteed /b/ tier advice, come

Ew

who would want /b/ tier advice ?

>>17553958
Don't be racist mate, some black women can totally emulate real humans.

>>17553961
>Oldfag /b/ tier advice
We started this board back when mootkins talked to us, you know?

Don't mind me, on my way to page 0

I'd post more pics, really, but they're not exactly blue board

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This blueboard? pls don't ban i can't into 7 proxies

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How is she brazilian yet with the ass of a 16 year old european girl who squat? Doesn't make any sense.

Still waiting for q-questions, t-thanks.

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ronery, i am so ronery, don't have nobodyyyyyy

;____;

>>17553954
Whats up gramps, by age 30 what are some must haves in terms of experiences/accomplishments to live a healthy life?

Thanks pah

>>17554083
Military experience and blond avatars

You're welcome brah

>>17554083
Oh and it's a must that you spam threads, really, ask a friend if it's too hard to do it alone.

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>>17554088
Ill get right on it

>>17554103
What you put in is what you get back

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I don't want to be in a monogamous relationship anymore but my wife does :(
What do?

>>17554127
What would you like to do? Are you over 30?

>>17554132
I'm 25 and she is a year younger than me

I just want to be able to talk to other girls romantically, maybe sex every once in a while.

She is the opposite. She only wants me. Granted in our darker times she has said she wished she could experience "the honeymoon period" of a relationship again

I can't bring any of this shit up or she will divorce me in a second.

What do I do about nausea?

(Btw I think the nausea stems from my months long stomach problem, not going into too much detail bout that)

>>17554145
Tell me more

>>17554151
same as above, I don't know enough

>>17554156

What do you need to know? (Originally wasn't going to go into detail bout it since I've looked for advice for it many times on here)

>>17554166
What ever you need to tell

>>17554187
Well, for about a little over 7 months, I've had lower abdominal pain & discomfort. I sometimes have a weird heavy feeling there, my stomach looks like it's slowly been becoming more bloated, and it feels like a weird moving feeling in the same spot, Not like a "I gotta use the bathroom" feeling.

>>17554192
So did you try coffee? That helps with taking heavy shits.

>>17554194
I've been taking dumps fine, but I've been experiencing all of that.

>>17554145
You married to young. Sorry broph.

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>>17553954
How do I hide my drinking problem from the people I love long time?

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I burned a bridge, but I think I burned another that was really important to me. I keep crying over this person and I can't talk to that person to hear what happened. I can't tell if that person is upset at me or if that person's partner is making that person block me.

Damn it. I just want to talk again... I want closure, and even though it's only been almost two weeks I can't help but feel like that person will never contact me again... That person's son said that person would contact me "in a while," but that could have just been said to get me to piss off. I don't know what that person is like when upset, except for one instance but that person was protecting that person's own partner, or rather was upset because I seemed ungrateful. I don't care at this point, I just want to talk again is all.......

What do I do? /b/tard, help... even words of comfort might help... it doesn't have to be advice... I have been doing what only I can do, which is wait, but....

>>17554221
[I am NOT op]
You sound a lot like me, but now it's been 3 weeks. You may have seen my posts before, I'm the anon who was abandoned by two friends. May I ask why you decided to burn a bridge?

>>17553954
18 year old here. Is it weird that I found out about this place when I was 12-13 through encyclopedia dramatica? I didn't post here till a few years later. I feared this place till then, but now I realize it's comfy

How to get rid of girlfriends' train wreck of a close friend?

bad influence, guys mostly use her to get to more attractive friends, too naive to believe these "crushes" of hers would do that. whenever shit goes bad she needs my girlfriend around, even split us up the first few months we were dating

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>>17554229

It was unintentional. Did an exchange, got close to someone, sent some emails where I got emotional. That person's partner saw them and got livid,thinking that person cheated with me. I don't care about that person's partner so much because that person's partner turned out to be highly dysfunctional in a repressive/tyrannical way (I'm dysfunctional too, but more in an emotional way), but that person is someone I care deeply for... I feel like I really screwed up that person's situation because I expressed high vulnerability and therein desperation.

I just hope that person can forgive me... but I know that if that person contacts me, it would be going against what I assume is that person's partner's wish/command and also trust, which is why I have to be really careful and not force anything... but I don't know...

I think I've seen you're post somewhere on here. I've made two threads about my situation already, though it was more so I could vent and not receive advice...

>>17554156
She is possessive and jealous, I can't even look at another girl without setting her off. It's partially based in her self image issues.
I'm always enjoyed talking to girls. Not even relationship level stuff. I just like flirting
I can't now.
I don't know, I love her but I've never been with someone who was so jealous.

>>17554263
I have a question about how you said you got emotional, would you be comfortable explaining that? Like what you said to that person.

I have no friends, therefore no parties, therefore no sex.

Where to get friends to rectify this?

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>>17554273

I said I missed everyone and that I missed that person especially, and that I have been crying during class―and losing my ability to concentrate―and have had to hide it... things like that. I sounded too dramatic and in doing so it sounded like a love letter... but it was never meant to be. The things we shared and said to each other were powerful enough for us both to open up. Mind you, crying or showing any kind of raw emotion is frowned upon in that person's culture, and so our relationship was really special to me and that person in the sense that we could open up to each other like we did. That person hadn't even cried as much in front of that person's own family or partner for that matter compared to me.

I just miss that person a lot and wish the best for that person.

Sorry I keep using "that person," but I don't want to give away details that could sway a sort of bias against me or that person's situation.

>>17554310
I can relate with the crying part. The week my situation happened and the one after, I was crying a lot and I'm still hurt now. also I actually encouraged one to cry because he bottled up his emotions and thought crying was "weak". I know how you feel anon, and it was a misunderstanding, that person's partner was the one that fucked up. It's fine to use "that person" in replacement of a name.

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>>17554346

> From my previous post
> That person hadn't even cried as much in front of that person's own family or partner for that matter compared to me.

I mean that person hadn't shown that sort of emotion in front of that person's own family or partner as many times or as openly as that person did in front of me―just in case that wasn't clear or hard to understand.

Yeah, that whole idea of being seen as weak because you show emotion is so wrong in my opinion. I think it chips at a part of our humanity when we repress our emotions to a point where it's detrimental to our health.

>>17554374
Yeah I understood how you said they don't show some emotion in front of some people, my friend that I mentioned, used to do that. And I agree, there's a difference between displaying emotion and being overdramatic. It's good to show emotions, because it can help us

>>17554211
It's not a drinking problem if you can drink ti without puking.

>>17554482

If OP, okay, bait never changes, but just in case don't listen to this anon. Just because you don't barf doesn't mean it's not a problem, trust me.

Honestly, unless you are isolated from them and/or don't drink in front of them or have them over often then it's possible, but eventually someone will find out if you're not careful enough. Even good friends who discover your habit might tell your family out of concern.

I would get help, but eh. It's up to you.

>>17554531
I am OP. Please don't judge alcoholics. It's like real life but without the sex.

>>17554535

I wasn't judging.

It's a serious problem that needs to be attended to but never is. Don't mistake neutral observation as criticism. The first part in my comment was just a disclaimer directed to your comment, not the question you were answering.

Anyway, good luck to the alcoholic anon.

>>17554574
Fuck him who cares.

How u been bruh?

>>17554587
I have been better.

I'm the anon who posted the zombie staring at himself in the mirror if you want to know what's up.

How about you?

>>17554599
Why you forcing me to memorise shit man, that's not cool. I have no idea who zombie guy is.

Not that good, kinda sad because of the whole alright I've done that but what now thing. as in making money but realizing that's not all of it. Why have you been better than you are now?

Familia, you never gave me advice for nausea

>>17554615
Link your original post please

>>17554612
He meant this post
>>17554221
Also, a question for zombie anon, do you feel any better after we talked? I'm the one that tried to help

>>17554192
>>17554198

These two are the important ones

>>17554625
Oh I didn't read that one. It's a guy talking and that makes it hard to listen to.

>>17554632
Oh you the autistic germanian-scandinavic cunt. Got no advice, eat shit and die lad.

>>17554612

Sorry, not a thread with a zombie picture thread, the post in THIS thread with a zombie looking in the mirror. I was afraid you might have thought thread instead of post. Anyway, If you scroll just slightly up you'll see it in this thread.

That sucks. Looks like you have stumbled into one of the obstacle many face in life. It's up to you about what to do now. Find a hobby, sport, new friends, learn an instrument, find a romantic interest or be a big brother/sister anon to a little anon. Stuff like that can keep you occupied and even open doors to more satisfying things.

>>17554636

Hey...

>>17554625

Feels good to just say it, but no matter what the feeling of heavy loss comes back and I end up crying. Thanks for the window of opportunity.

>>17554647
Read your post, vagueness I can't handle lad. If you want something tell me what you want and I will give also I'll be your onii-chan anytime lad, huehua

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>>17554641

Thanks for the advice

>>17554653
Hi!

>>17554661
No prob!

>>17554658

No, I don't want anything. I'm pretty sure this thread has turned into a "I listen to you and you, I" thread. It's a mutual and unspoken bargain lots of /adv/ anons do. You're aware of that aren't you?

>>17554674
No, I'm just pissed (as in smashed) and you're applying somebody else rules to me. The point of this thread is you ask me shit and I answer, you haven't asked me shit.

>>17554668

No, "Hey" as in because I'm supposedly hard to listen to.

Not that you'd be wrong, but still.

>>17554653
I'm guessing you get the sudden hits of heavy loss, too. I guess we both are playing the waiting game, not even knowing if it's gonna result in them contacting back. I've been trying to keep myself busy in attempt to keep my mind off of it, maybe you should try that.

>>17554679

I knew you were drunk. You diction gives it away.

Anyway, take it as you will. I don't want anything, so it can end here mate.

>>17554683
Nigga I like pussy and you don't have one, that's why you're hard to listen too, you low self esteem shit cunt.

>>17554686

I still have homework to do but I can't concentrate. I was thinking of signing up to volunteer at a hospital tomorrow, but I still have a paper to do after I'm done with my philosophy homework, so maybe sometime this week I can add to the list of things to keep my mind off of things.

>>17554704
Sounds good, hope it works out well, anon

>>17554698

Good for you, many of us do.

My self-esteem is normal if not high. I take criticism well or accept said criticism because it helps defuse a situation. Not that it's pertinent to end this, but it's getting boring quite frankly.

Have a fun afternoon or evening or whatever. I'm going to continue my conversation with the other anon here.

>>17554712

Yeah, good luck to you too.

>>17554716
Cool mate, enjoy, if you want me to drop in hit me up with a question mark so I can be a smartass.

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>>17554730

Sounds good.

>>17554204
thats the worst oldfag advice ive ever heard

>>17554742
hah I remembered, are you the old bold count with the magazine? I forgot your name but I know you were cool. The poster in the yotsuba threads, the gar guy.

>>17554856

No, I don't think I'm who you're referring to. Sorry.

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>>17554856

Is that thread in the archives? Can you find it if it's still around or?