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Holy shit what is happening. Deryk, i'm in too deep.

>21
>Male
>Super kissless virgin
>No confidence in anything about me
>Was confused for a model twice last night so I cant be that ugly

Long story short. I met a girl on omegle, we started snapchatting, nothing dirty at all. Im in UK, shes in Aisa. Suddenly she escalated things and wanted to know really dirty things while she told me the same. Today she admitted she might really like me. How do i tell her tI cant take this really seriously because we already agreed on this months ago to be FWB on snap? I never wanted an LDR. Ive had previous experience with LDR and I am a broken, broken man because of them. (Side note, LDR is shit, do not do)

I feel like a colossal dick hole.
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>>17553175
Don't send her money. Get real girls in real life.
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>>17553199
lol obviously not who the fuck would do that
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>>17553206
If you want help with the virgin thing, you should read this book. Got me laid repeatedly and took me from your situation to my current one.

https://www.amazon.com/Rules-Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/0061911690

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Last year, I was dating someone who I was very much in love with and still am (although we are no longer together). We made love in the summer and when he had to go back to college, I was devastated and acting desperate/needy as fuck because I wasn't sure if we could handle the distance, whether or not he would cheat on me (his ex gf goes to the same college as him) and where we stood as an item.

Needless to say, my desperate and needy behavior gave him an easy excuse to dump me and stop speaking to me for good.

Fast forward to this summer and I have met someone new. He is artistic, musical and sensitive. It is almost the identical situation as last year with the guy I fell in love with except this guy doesn't make me feel needy. He cares about me and he damn well shows it. He was the one to bring up me visiting him a week into his semester and I have already purchased tickets to go see him.

He does everything I wish the guy from last summer did. It's like everything I have ever wanted from the former guy is now being shown by the new guy. While I appreciate and love this, I'm not sure I deserve it. I'm not sure I deserve it because I am still so in love with the guy from last summer. We had been intimate for three years prior to becoming an item and I cannot get him out of my head.

Is it unfair to go see the new guy when I have another guy in my heart? Or is it okay to give myself a chance to find love again?
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your mind is playing tricks on you, forget the other guy he finished it with you and has moved on. You do the same and it's not like you are left with nothing you have this amazing new guy.
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Why make it all about yourself?

If this new guy has it all, why not continue with the new guy?
What's wrong with that?
There's 2 people in a relationship. Not just 1. Not just you. Not just the other person.

Two people.

Where are you from?
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>>17553164
I know...he is SO good to me!! but isn't it unfair to him?? Am I supposed to tell him I'm already in love with someone else? How do I open my heart to someone else when my heart is already taken?

I don't want to waste the new guys time. I don't want to hurt the new guy. I don't want to treat the new guy the way the old guy treated me...like as an option.

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Are there any good video games that are set in ancient times? Not fantasy. I love Civilization and Age of Empires, but I'd like to find something with more action. Something with nice graphics too.
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okay then
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>>17553148
Why would you ask /adv/ and not /v/? Come back when you have a real issue
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There is a 2d roman fighting game on steam. Look for it. Its free. Graphics the same as your post.

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Couple weeks into the first month of my junior year of college. How do I get some freshman pussy before Chad snatches it all up?
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>>17553098
By making friends with chads.
Know your enemy.
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Tell them Chad had STIs, simple but effective
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>>17553107
>>17553100
I'm not going to try to get women to pick me instead of Chad. That's like trying to build a perpetual motion machine; no matter what you do, it won't work because it goes against a fundamental law of nature. I'm thinking of targeting the less social girls (currently talking to a couple girls in anime club) and hoping that Chad will be so busy with the sluttier freshmen that by the time he gets around to the autistic girls I'll have already taken a couple of their virginities.

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How do? I have no friends and never go to parties, but am pretty hot and am fine when I'm drunk.
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>>17553097
i sometimes find girls who to fuck on dating sites like badoo and pof but they are normally quite ugly.
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>>17553113
i also want to say that the best way to get sex frequently is from being in a relationship. no one really gets sex all the time unless they are in a relationship.
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>>17553097
Neil Strauss "Rules of the Game". Your welcome anon.

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How the fuck do you acquire Tinder game?
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you look like;

atesh salih, francisco lachowski, simon nessman, sean opry or brian shimansky.
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>>17553035
>>17553035
I dont
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>>17553057
then i'm afraid you will not get many matches, unless you fraud your photos in photoshop

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I broke up with my bf because he treats me like shit and now that he's my ex we still hang out and fuck sometimes but he still treats me like shit! Oh /adv/ I just don't know what to do!
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Stop fucking him, and cut contact?
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Good bait but this does happen in real life quite often.
Women enjoy getting treated like shit for whatever reason.
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>>17553029
they love being degraded and abused by chad, it's rooted in their subhuman dna.

that cute girl who refused to hold your hand in middle school is the same one who know licks chads cum off the floor and exposes her anus to chad in a lordosis pose inviting him to come and fuck the living shit out of her

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How do I got over my problem with approach/talking to new people in social situations, bit sick of being a loner
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>>17553013
If you're in school, it usually works to ask someone for help
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>>17553013
Neil Strauss "Rules of the Game"
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>>17553055
>Neil Strauss "Rules of the Game"
Just googled this and it looks like other sleazy PUA cash grab

Honestly how useful is this? I have a hard time trusting the seduction community and all that stuff.

im not OP, just curious.

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$100,000 to invest. Magellan or Brandywine Fund?
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blockbuster
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>>17553007
Crypto currencies. XMR.
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>>17553007
beanie babies

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So I love fish and salmon and other red fish especially, but I always have problems getting the skin of clean. If I cook a fish whole then there is no problem, but I prefer when only working with filets to remove the skin before starting. But I can't seem to only get the skin
of, and always cut of a part of the meat.

Are there like any tips to have to easier get it of? Like have it frozen/warm, wet/dry?
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Are you using a proper fillet knife?
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why would you want to remove the skin? it tastes better with it on, and its much healthier for you. just de-scale it. you dont have to eat the skin when its cooked, but cooking the meat with the skin still on will improve taste and nutrition.
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>>17552980
Probably not, I just use a really sharp kitchen knife

>>17552986
Dunno, never been a big fan of the taste of the skin, that's why I want to remove it. But what kind of nutrition is it?

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I'm diagnosed bipolar. I struggle with social relations as well as with being able to work.
I dropped out of college last spring, but this fall I'm back in college.

Can I get money from the government?
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Are you white?
>No
Are you brown?
>Yes
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>>17552950
So I'm half native American and half white

Does that count?
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where would I begin?

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So my girlfriend came back from holiday and on Tuesday I saw her for a night of sex etc etc and all of sudden she's really ill in the throat with awful pain in the mouth. I'm clean, I have OCD so I'm sure to be extra clean, and she is too. What's causing her to feel like shit? It can't be an STI, but her tonsils are swollen. This has happened once before after we had a night of sex and foreplay. Do you think maybe it's something to do with deep throat? Irritation through contact of the tonsils?

Any help would be appreciated. She's going to the doctors next week.
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>>17552946
it's probably a sinus cold or flu.

if she got sick the next day it was because she was already carrying the virus. the day people get colds they usually think that something the previous day caused it. this logic makes sense but it is a number of things adding up.the fact she had sex with you doesn't mean that is what caused her being sick. she will he in the worse stages of the cold/flu tomorrow and the day after. she needs to stay hydrated. this is not an sti/std as you have described. you may also become sick within a week or so.
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>>17552966
meant to say, by your description, this isn't an sti/std
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also lay back on the throat fucking. and she should eat softer foods that are nutritious. her low immune system needs to be treated so she recovers asap. if you are going to get sick you are going to get sick. keep kissing and making love to her.

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I've been pissed about my former two friends bailing on me when things got rough. I figured I probably wouldn't see them again, and if I did I could handle a physical confrontation, so I messaged them. I don't have a social circle anymore, and really resent/hate all the people that mutually associated with us before, so just went ahead and sent it. It felt good anons, it felt good.

>to Thomas Copeland: Hey bro! Hope you overdose soon!
excited to hear his response. This guy is (was?) a heroin junkie and a complete scumbag that ripped me off. Expecting major backlash from this guy, should be fun.
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>to B A (female):
>Hey B A! just wanted to let you know that i heard you were praying for me, which is simply the sweetest thing! It was really useful when I was losing my mind and spiraling down into a suicidal depression, teehee. Thanks for always being a true friend to me, and thanks for checking up on me when a tornado tore through town less than a mile away from my house. Your concern for me is almost overwhelming, and frankly I wouldn't have made it out of my darkest days without your help. Eat shit and die! love, anon
A bridge better burned. The next one I feel kind of bad about.
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>to C B (male):
>Hey man! Long time no speak! How've things been going?! Good I hope! They've been going ok for me, I can't complain much, just working my buns off at my Dad's shop so I can take it over one day! Sure is hard work, but I suuuure do love it! Hey, listen, I just want to thank you for your unconditional support during my darkest days. Frankly I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you ignoring my calls so you could follow your girlfriend around with hopes of her suddenly not being a whore. I guess you figured I'd work it out on my own, or kill myself by some means, lol!!! Die in a fire, cuck. Love anon
Don't really feel that bad though, to be honest.

The high road is overrated. Seriously, I don't benefit whatsoever by being nice to assholes. I don't benefit by holding this shit in so I don't hurt the feelings of people who don't give a shit about me. I don't benefit by holding onto a false hope that maybe one day we'll be friends again.

Now go on and tell me how stupid I am, I'm listening.
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Not that it was stupid, but it was really dramatic. You can cut people out of your life without making a scene. The fact that you felt the need to act out about it probably makes you a drama whore, which is why they didn't want to be involved in your bullshit to begin with.

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so the gf broke up with me

>reason
her life is a mess (it is) and she says she doesnt have time to focus on it and me at the same time.
says she needs time away from me so she can sort things out and learn to want me again.

now
she still wants to stay in contact?
should we keep in contact or do i cut off all contact?
if she truly wants to learn to want me again, how will that happen if we continue talking?
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>>17552921
I don't know what in her life is a mess, but couldn't you have at least tried to help her out without breaking up?

I say keep in contact, if she genuinely does still like you, I'm sure you can comfort her problems. But don't talk 24/7 to her, space it out a bit.

How long have you known her and how long have you been in a relationship?
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When times are tough people look to their loved ones for support, they don't break up with them.

Move on, find another woman.
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>>17552926
>tried to help her out
sorry didnt want to write an essay in the op.

she broke up with me last week because of things going on in her life and some issues on my end. we talked it out and tried to work things out. she said she didnt feel the same way anymore but was willing to try again. i did and was willing to help and support her through this tough time.

we saw each other four times in the last week. last night she kissed me in a way she hasnt in a while. we didnt have sex. today she messages me saying she felt no inclination to have sex with me and that made her feel bad. so she said its not a good idea and she needs space and time.

but if we keep in contact how can she learn to miss me? and want me again?
if that was her honest intention. i feel shes trying to mask it a bit and let me down softly

>Meet her for the first time tomorrow
>We go to the movies
>The friend who presented her to me told me we're gonna fall in love
>I anticipated this a lot my heart already skips a beat everytime I think about her
>Friend also told me she's been victim of rape 3months ago and promised herself not to date anymore, yet I'm taking her to the movies tomorrow

Should I buy her flowers on first date, first time we meet ?
I mean, if she doesnt understand we are dating and friendzones me, I'm fucked, but if I'm going too fast she'll get scared.

How do people feel about being offered flowers ? Is there a better way you can think of ?
Thanks /adv/
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No flowers yet, pay for movie ticket/candy/drink without asking
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>>17552895
>>Meet her for the first time tomorrow
>>We go to the movies
one of the last places i would want to go on a first date with a girl, even with friends.
>>The friend who presented her to me told me we're gonna fall in love
>>I anticipated this a lot my heart already skips a beat everytime I think about her
she has butterflies too
>>Friend also told me she's been victim of rape 3months ago and promised herself not to date anymore, yet I'm taking her to the movies tomorrow
she got raped 3 months ago, or your friend told you this 3 months ago?
anyways she's like around 20 bro, ofc a 20 year old girl who got raped is going to say she is never going to date again. that's her ego.
>Should I buy her flowers on first date, first time we meet ?
offer to buy the movie stuff. what you want her to run back to the car and let them stink up her car as they rot without a vase? or you expect her to carry them into the theater? offer to buy the movie stuff.
>I mean, if she doesnt understand we are dating and friendzones me, I'm fucked, but if I'm going too fast she'll get scared.
she understands you are dating. it's a date. when she meets you she will already have determined whether she would see you as a one night stand, or a potential reoccurring date. if you are going too fast? how so? also when you meet her you too should have determined what kind of girl she is in general.
>How do people feel about being offered flowers ? Is there a better way you can think of ?
>Thanks /adv/
females love it when you do it the right way and in front of people. she won't not like it, just don't be fuckin weird man. if you can't introduce yourself and click with the general female then you shouldn't try anything slick like flowers. also who knows how your guy friend talked with her about you, or how her girl friends talked with her about you. play it cool and just relax.
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you guys are right

Thanks /adv/.

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