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>>17553787
Worst case, it's awful. You both move on.
Why is this a problem?

Either you go and have sex with her where good or bad.

Or you cancel it by making up a shitty excuse and not getting pussy at all.

Those are your option. Possibly fail but still get sex or not get sex at all. This is what seperates the winners and loser in life, self doubt and being a risk averse fag.

she will take u for a ride anon. u dont have to do shit. a cougar took my virginity she literally pushed me on the bed took off my pants sucked my d til it was hard then hopped on.

sit back and enjoy the ride

He will be grossed out regardless. Just let him know as soon as possible and let him know that you are doing everything you can to sort it out.

>>17553786
Fml...

Ok, thanks anon

Just curious, but do you use soap to wash your vag? That's personally caused me complications, continually using soap despite me reading advice saying not to. Then I had some weird bad vag problems that I tried to solve by using more soap, which made it worse. So I listened to what I learned and stopped using it. Bam. Problem solved.

You idiot. Never buckle down under the pressure of a threat like this. You do it once and then what do you think he will do? He will see that he has control over you and might demand other things.

Tell him to do whatever the fuck he wants to do and that you aren't going to be pressured. He honestly believes he can control your life and you are letting him by being a pussy. Tell him to fuck off and delete your number off his phone.

Btw never in under any circumstances fuck fatties but too late now I guess.

Why would you tell your "friend" who is a feminist retard that you fuck a fat girl once in a while when you can't get anything better?

>>17553757
Yeah but this will ruin my reputation with a bunch of different girls I'm talking to / hooking up with right now. Also it will ruin her reputation as being a pure girl to her parents.
>>17553763
He knew about it before his current girl scrambled his shit... I have been banging this girl for YEARS

>>17553743
>had problems from a past relationship
>find someone nice to possibly try again, start things over and help me get over with my bad experience from last time
>"hey, it surely must be a good ideia to throw this opportunity into the trash and go back to being miserable"

I think you know the answer to this OP.

>>17553770
Yeah Op, i too think you know the answer

Pull the fucking trigger, you worthless shit

Are we missing something?

Why are you going from
>I'm really happy with him
>And he seems happy with me and doesn't play games
to
>So should I move to another city?

How is this.. what? Am I that drunk? What the fuck are you on about? I feel like a tumblr girl, how do you even

Carry a gun or a sharp knife

attack is the best defence.
>when you spot him literally anywhere
>take a good running start
>do the most stereotypical karate kick to whichever knee he favors
>this kills the knee
when he's down kick the fuck out of him
>you win

if you're a pussy you could go for a tazer. pepper sprays aren't all that great but tazer the faggot and kick him to shit. Then tell the police he assaulted you.

If you want to end him just get a good sharp knife and aim for the back if the neck, right where the vertibrae start. Stick the blade in and twist it. He'll drop instantly and after that you'll just have to semi-quickly apply some superclue to the wound. This will stop most of the bleeding. Then you just dispose of the body.

Any questions faggot?

>>17553810
Kicking him in the knee sounds good. I want to be able to fight him without resorting to anything that makes me look like a pussy. That's why I've been trying to learn boxing..

what would be the point.

When you actually have sex you'll either never cum or cum instantly

>>17553736
ive come to the conclusion that i wont stop fapping either way(at least from what i feel), except this way ill be able to keep my testosterone high while practicing self control. ive done it a lot less since ive started, so far it's working but i just want to make sure im not blue balling myself to impotency or some shit

Stop being a fat NEET, get /fit/, and never come back here again. This is your only warning.

Something ergonomic than you can adjust precisely to your liking.

I'm sitting on some shitty ikea chair right now, and while it isn't exactly a comfy piece of furniture it's still ergonomic so i don't fuck up my back and posture.

>>17553701
>>17553701

Posting our sad sack stories here helps us identify our weaknesses

>>17553780
Sometimes. Usually it just helps you get coddled by other losers.

>>17553784
Really? Not in my experience. I always get some sort of valuable insight from anons.

Also it's hilarious how unpopular this thread is

anyone????

You're fucked.

Call your credit card people and report it as lost or stolen.

>>17553677
I'd go with a heavy plastic bag and duct tape.

But yeahhhh, don't do it. There's probably something to live for down the road.

If you are going to do it make it as cleanly as possible. Remember dipshit your family has to see your face during the funeral.

I suggest you pray buuuuutttt.......

Good ol rope and nuce never fails.

>>17553600
because you are a liar

>i dont want sex
>has sex

he wants someone who will not trick him

>>17553626
Then how come he seemed to like despite of that. Also it's my decision whether I want to have sex or not and I'm free to change my mind

You gave it up the first night from a bar.

That's a one night stand and you don't date them.

>>17553579
I would be worried because for all you know, they tell people those men "treated them badly" so that they can justify their cheating.

Its not to say they are lying but there are two sides to everything. In any case if they continue to get with men who are no good for them only to cheat on them later they aren't any better.

Sometimes people are really bad at getting needs met. They get frustrated when people don't read their minds and meet all their desires without question, then run off and cheat like a jackass.

Be careful.

>>17553591
So stick around but don't get too invested just to be safe?

>>17553579
>cheating as revenge
Good luck never making her feel bad about you.

Does advanced, sentient life exists in other planets and galaxies?

Will we ever meet them?

>>17553569
The laws of mathematics would seem to dictate that simple life is relatively abundant in a near infinite universe. More "advanced" life is likely much rarer, given the energy transfers required for multi-cell organisms and "intelligent" life of the sort you are referring to likely rarer still. So yes, it does exist, but the distances involved and it's relative scarcity mean that the chances of two advanced civilisations ever meeting are slim. Countless civs likely are born, evolve and die without ever answering the question.

>>17553583
I read this entire post in a lisp and it was much better.

Go for it. Looks die out, but personality stays. Maybe you could go hiking together and low key slim her down some.

>>17553559
Well shes already told me shes trying to lose weight, she told me she isn't doing it cause she gives a shit about being skinny, shes fine being "A human bowling ball with fat titties and chubby legs" but she just doesn't to end up being "A ball of diabetes and no legs"
I don't think she ever plans on being slim or skinny or fit, but honestly, call me crazy but I don't care. Its nice shes losing weight for health reasons, but she could stay the same and I'd still be attracted to her.

take into account I have NEVER dated an overweight girl, shes the only one I've ever felt myself getting attracted to.

Yeah, go for it. If you're attracted to her then who gives a shit? You can help her with her weight loss goals too even if you didn't care.

>>17553544
depends on the situation lol. are you dating, is this some girl you randomly fucked at a party?

>>17553557
It was basically a random fuck, she seemed nervous but she also said she wants to see me again

Give it another day and then text her "you should hang out with today."Have a plan so you aren't putting her on the spot to decide where to go.