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>dude in my adult anime club brags nonstop about his gf
>he brings her to a meeting
>she's as big as a house
How do these fucking fats keep landing decent guys, but I can't?
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>>17576697
Probably because they're not sour bitter bitches and actually have the courage to approach and charm men.
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Does he wear a fedora and cheap aftershave? That really attracts the ladies I hear.
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>>17576701
Kek, where does this happen?
Fat chicks approaching guys. HA!
Chicks approaching guys, in general, but still.
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how do people afford kids? 2016-09-17 06:38:53 Post No.17576659
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how do people afford kids?
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My gf and I both work low paying jobs. We have enough to live decently alone, but we want to eventually get married and have kids.
But the problem is that kids are fucking expensive and we simply could not support them without govt support. How do people nowadays do it?
I'd ask my friends but all of them who are poor are in a similar situation.
I live in america btw
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Please impart some advice. My parents have no idea. My dad said that in his day he was able to support our whole family on just his own pay, but now wages have gone too low for that.
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Dude, try to figure out how obtain a higher paid job and postpone your plans.
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>>17576708
Not possible. I live in a hicktown where there is stiff competition for even msdonalds jobs.
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Can a 2/10 guy fuck a 10/10 girl if she's really flirty with him at work? She's a super cute and smart blonde girl that looks like Daenerys and he's a lazy fedora pedophile creep
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Maybe your selling yourself short and your not as ugly as you think.
Or maybe she just has no standards.
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>>17576637
Anything is possible! Maybe she has body dis morphia and thinks SHE is a 2/10
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>>17576637
You might be confusing kind and friendly with flirty.
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How do I stop jerking off so much? I'm up to 3 times a day. It doesn't hurt or anything but I mean jesus... I'm 21. Will being a horndog ever end?
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this is a non-issue OP
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3 times a day? That's nothing. Try 5 to 10 times for me. And I even have a gf whom I bang almost every day. I don't know what's wrong either. Discipline?
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>>17576634
I don't think most guys jerk it 3 times a day.
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>girlfriend can't go a single day without criticizing me for something or bringing up something and dislikes
Should I be concerned about this? It's not even just once a day, usually like 5+ times a day.
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It depends. Are they valid criticisms and are they just out of the blue or are they arrived at naturally. Also are you just a sensitive mangina
>Sees gondola
>"Why don't you ever take me on one of those Anon?" she says playfully.
>"JESUS CAN'T I FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?"
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Maybe you should listen to her. I have the same problem with my boyfriend, you guys just don't fucking listen.
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>>17576627
I'd be a bit concerned if it´s that extensive. Sounds like she's losing her respect for you if she ever had any. Especially if she does it in front of other people, too.
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Help /adv/. Im a huge pussy. Theres a girl that more than likely likes me back, and i want to ask her out but im so afraid of rejection. Even though my friends see her flirt with me and tell me to go for it.
Wat do
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Ask her on a date, dummy. If she says no, it doesn't matter; there will definitely be another girl. If you really like her you need to at least try.
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>>17576624
Look at it like this: if you're scared of interacting with her, you don't deserve her liking you
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You probably deserve her, that's bullshit
Ask her if she wants a coffee
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Can you go to jail for talking to a 17 year old? She turns 18 in three months and she lives far away. We don't talk sexual at all. Maybe very happy and somewhat flirty? She's amazing and I'm kinda nervous.
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>>17576611
no you cant, unless nudes are exchanged or you have sex youre fine
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*nervous I'm being setup
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How old are you?
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>be me
>male 28
>be raised by my two lesbian attorney feminist-type grandparents (on my father's side) because they tricked my mother out of keeping me because she had no money and was 17 and my father walked out on her. Transition from my mother's arms to these lesbians at 18 months old (one of the lesbians is ok to me, of course the one who's not related to me, the other is a piece of shit who I can't even bare to think of
>at current age I talk to my mother and see her often. Never speak to or wish to see my father again as he was physically abusive to me as a child he hit me a couple times unprovoked before I was big enough to protect and defend myself
>suffer a dog bite injury resulting in 300 stitches on skull and lifelong ptsd (only diagnosed recently) at 4 years old. Only got 70thouwow when I was 18 blew threw it in months on medicinal weed and a vacation to the Bahamas
>be prescribed medication after medication starting in my early teens and misdiagnosed by many doctors
>be forced to see many therapists none getting down to the nitty gritty only scratching the surface doing more damage than good
>be in a relationship with someone for 8 years starting when I was 17. Share two dogs and two cats. Married this woman at 25
>this woman can't have children
>she divorces me a month later states she was still thinking about her ex or she wasn't in love with me etc...
>return to my first girlfriend I ever had when I was 15 and lost my virginity to. pregnant a month later. We were married soon after
>ex tries to OD on xanax ends up in a hospital mental hold after I trolled her hard to get my dog back via hardcore trolling tactics
>get dog back and agree to share dog
>phone call from ex on Christmas she's crying says dog has bone cancer and can't move off the couch
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>cont.
>calls euthanist and puts dog down for bone cancer the day after Christmas last year at ex wife's apartment I used to share with her (no furniture moved since I moved out everything was just the way I left it) and I got to meet her new bf who had been hiding from me when I came to get my dog back months earlier during an failed unexpected raid (she was an amazon type huge Mexican who wouldn't let me in)
>have no contact with ex ever since and no feelings attached
>euthanist asks what to do with corpse of dog. I have dog skull cleaned and bleached and I kept it for safekeeping
>my second child is born 4 months later with wife (Same woman who bore my first child 15 months earlier)
>no use working (I've never held a job long enough to say I've ever been gainfully employed)
>wife and I begin fighting and go to therapy to try to make it work, seems successful
>wife still kind of rubs it in me being broke and unemployed thing in my face knowing I can't work because of my spontaneous behavior
>get alopecia start losing hair in patches of my beard (very noticeable) now one patch missing from back of my scalp too
>break collarbone letting my new dog pull me on a skateboard
>rehome dog
>Kaiser Premenente refused to give me painkillers so I've been in pain for 6 months now they want to do a huge surgery
>go to psychopharmacologist who diagnoses me with ptsd from my childhood
>be trying to fill out paperwork for ssi nifty neeetbux but the questions are too complicated so be angry.
>be currently facing jail time for felony vandalism that happened over a year and a half ago because of my ptsd and my shoulder injury I couldn't do the community labor I was assigned
>have to write a declaration for a judge and show up in court in burbank california on Oct 28th (day before current wife's birthday) don't know how to write declaration can't even write a decent 4chan post
>do NOT want to kill myself so that's not the answer I'm looking for
>can not afford a lawyer
>DO WHAT???
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Wtf lol, you sound lik a complete idiot. Except for the parts in your youth you cant help ofc. But realise you are an adult now and act like it instead of keeping behaving like a retard that is a burden to society. Fix that shit or an hero plz
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How do I ask a girl out on Facebook? Used to like her in middle school but was an autist and never told her, now it's been five years and I haven't seen/talked to her since and became a recluse after middle school. Facebook is my only way to contact her. I made a new one a few months ago and only have like 40 friends added.
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It's weird now. Dont do it.
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>>17576605
this, that may have worked in middle school
but real life nah man
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Send her a dick pic and see where it goes
My little brother is trying to fall asleep and can't, I found my dad's sleeping medicine he bought two days ago from Costco.
It's Super Sleep Melatonin L-Theanine 5-HTP
Is it safe for a 15 year old to take? Or will it make him sick...
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I'm tired of people using medication or supplements to solve easily fixable problems.
What you should do is wear that little kid out with exercise so he's pooped by bedtime
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>>17576557
It is never too early to hook a kid on drugs.
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give him 3 of the pills
the younger, the more resilient. i.e. up the dosage
3 pills
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Released from the loony bin but can't wipe the "insane" stamp off my hand 2016-09-17 05:03:42 Post No.17576492
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Released from the loony bin but can't wipe the "insane" stamp off my hand
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19 M. from the ages of one to eleven, i was in special education classes. i was placed in these classes largely because my two older brothers were. it was suspected, but never confirmed, that i was somewhere on the autism spectrum. i was made to feel like the odd one out and was pulled from my regular classroom every day. class was held up while the special ed teacher came in and took me away to the special classroom for special people.
these days, i try my best to be normal, but have a difficult time pulling it off, as i am convinced that i am abnormal and second guess the way i act, talk, stand, and just about everything else. my social skills are garbage because i don't know what voice to use when i speak or how to behave when other people are requesting my attention. a year out of high school, it is driving me fucking mad. i don't know how to cope.
further information about me. was hardcore nocturnal neet for a year but now have an incredibly stressful and nearly overwhelming job as a cashier at a movie theater. insecure about my voice, body, face, past, mental health, social skills, the list goes on. incel khhv.
what do
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>>17576492
Autistic plz go
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>incredibly stressful and nearly overwhelming job as a cashier
keep at it it'll get better
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>>17576492
shit i wish i knew you in RL, id fix you right up
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Need ideas for a nude photo shoot 2016-09-17 04:52:40 Post No.17576466
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Need ideas for a nude photo shoot
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So my girl is going to start doing a bit of cam/nude photo work and I want some ideas about what other people would like to see, I don't just want it all to reflect my personal taste. What do you like?
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>>17576466
Show us your body.
Too many deluded people think everyone wants to see them naked
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She looks pretty good, I'd say she is about a 7.5. Im not concerned about people thinking she is hot, I am just looking for some creative ideas.
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>>17576472
I am on my phone and don't have any pictures without her face, and till she goes live she doesn't want to show her face.
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What do you do when you literally see no reason to live? Not suicidal, just wondering.
>Going to college
>Doing fairly well, but its fucking boring
>Work out like a fiend, but also fucking hate that as well, but I force myself anyways
>Do freelance writing online for money, but again uninterested and see no point just force myself to do it
I literally just want to cease existing. I don't care about leaving my mark upon the world and being remembered, I don't care about my education, I don't care about being healthy, I don't care about making money writing. I literally seem incapable of caring about anything, and I don't know or understand why.
The only thing holding me back from getting myself killed is my family. That is it. But I can't explain how I feel to them, and tell them that I literally have to force myself to do everything that I do, because I don't actually want to do anything, and its fucking miserable.
So what does one do in this situation?
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>>17576436
it pisses more people off when you just keep going and stay living.
if you are unintrested in something: close your eyes and imagine what you would be doing money no object and do that.
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>>17576456
>mfw someone is impersonating me
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>>17576460
oh poor fucken diddums go in the kitchen and make a cup of "get the fuck over it"
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So I recently found this swinging site and I'm hooking up with a stranger around my age in a few days, we agreed on a time and place. Since I'll be there much earlier, she advised that I get a room in the motel beforehand and just text her the room number.
What do I do while waiting for her? Take a bath? Watch TV? Lay myself down like a french girl for her arrival? Just sit and wait so we can talk then strip each other down?
Btw, I'm not a virgin, but I'm not that particularly amazing in bed either.
What do I do 4chan
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Read a book nugget
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>>17576435
What you need to do is realize how risky of situation your getting yourself into. You're setting yourself up to get robbed or raped.
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Get some liquor or beers, ask her what she prefers beforehand.
maybe make the place look/ smell nice? you dont have to go all rose petals, thats a bit creepy, but maybe a neutral smelling candle. make the lighting nice, go for warmer lamps rather than cold fluorescents.
as for while waiting, i would drink a couple beers (not too many plz) and loosen up, put something on the television, make sure you appear relaxed, put together, and confident.
good luck op
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So this girl I like works at another location of the store where I work. She's short, cute as hell, funny, fun to talk to, and has a great, big, round, fat fucking ass. She's pretty interested in me too. She comes my store all the time and looks for me. She also "subtly" asked once if I had a girlfriend. She looked really disappointed when I said I did at the time.
Here's the issue: I got her number a few months back, but I started dating a girl I'd been hooking up with the very next day. We've broken up since then, and now I'm looking at her again. Come to find out she's only 18 and she's still in high school. I'm 22 and just finished up college this previous semester.
I'm wondering if I should even do it. I wouldn't mind seeing her, but I'd feel really weird dating someone in high school. Not to mention when I was 20 I dated a high schooler and it really didn't work out. On the other hand, she's pretty cool and I really, really want my hands all over that ass.
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>>17576400
just fuck her?
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>>17576400
>Being this much of a pedo
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>>17576400
>she's 18
i dont see anything wrong with this.
so what if she's in highschool? she's a senior, and an adult
it's common for even 17 year olds to date men in their 20s