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Suicide will not help you achieve any of those things.

If you suicide then all those options will be impossible.

A friend of mine is ugly as sin and fat yet he has a decent looking girl. He met at her at his school's anime club and they hit it off. Asked her out soon after and they been going strong for 2 years.

Life is your perception of reality. If you see yourself as an ugly fuck who no girl would ever associate herself with you then that is your reality. But if you strap yourself up and say "hey I have other good qualities as well that people overlook" no possibilities are opened.

>>17573952
>>17573952
well people tell me that i'm cute even though i'm a man and i see myself as an ugly midget
i don't care how people look at me i only care about how i see myself and i'm really depressed

>>17573905
What advice are you looking for?

>>17573908
I spent my whole life near my family, was always sheltered, even in school some people were nice to me, because I tried to fit in (mostly lied at them), without showing how I really feel. Now that I grew up I almost shut myself in, I'm seriously depressed, fear that I do something really bad by going out, am continuously annoyed by everyone I meet (also have no friends anymore), because they put me into this role I played my whole life. I don't want this anymore. I want to leave this environment, want to life a secluded life, with few money, much freetime for my hobbies and then end it, before coming into this age where you get all those diseases. But all I hear and read about is, that this way of living is false and suicide is wrong. I don't know what to do anymore.

>>17573942
Try a psychologist to help you be more authentic.

Kill yourself

I think a professional would probably be best.

You are aware though that they aren't the same as they are in 2d, right?

>>17573896
>I think a professional would probably be best.
So should I look for a high end trans escort service ? Do things like that even exist ?

>>You are aware though that they aren't the same as they are in 2d, right?
Applies to most human beings doesn't it ?

First off, you need to calm down from behind the wheel, last thing you want is to get so stressed you end up destroying your car in the process. What makes you nervous about driving in the first place?

>>17573858
You have to just do it. When I started driving I had a rather challenging commute in that it had a bunch of merges into different highways and windy country back roads. It sucked but my dad helped me out by riding with me at first. It was hard at first but eventually I got over it. Now I work in ems and drive an ambulance daily, I never would have thought i could handle that but all it took was practice.

>>17573869
>What makes you nervous about driving in the first place?
I can't speak for OP but I hate driving at high speeds. I can't stop thinking about how I could die from one simple mistake.

u 2 slow boy

this old

>>17573857
Did you tell her about the lettuce?
Should have let the steam out of this arrogant bitch real quick

>>17573857
>"I have a boyfriend"
>Yeah sure, like anyone would fuck a thing like you... :^)

>>17573847
Get them on cam with voice and reserve all trust until then.
Or move on to someone who cares enough to spend 50 dollars.

>>17573847
>never met them in person
>relationship

kek

>>17573862
I should have added they are in Canada I am in England, we met about 3 months ago

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>ey sloozy, im back and im better
>now how bout u bend over for good ol' bender?

feel free to rephrase that

>>17573807
You're making a mistake by only factoring in things in your life. You need to make your offer match up with a time in her life when she'd be inclined to take it.

>>17573807
>being this obsessed with one bitch

>Hey, is this seat taken?
>No, go ahead
>Wow your eyes are shiny
>*blushies*
>would you like to smash?
>should have asked me sooner
>they play super smash bros
>then fuck

>>17573791
>Wow your eyes are shiny
>*blushies*
>my name is anon,* would you like to smash?

ftfy,f

>>17573776
By being handsome and rich or a 'bad boy'.

Otherwise, don't even bother, they don't want you.

i dont like getting shit stuffed in my ass its just the weed, /adv/ can confirm???

i started massaging my taint but soon that didnt feel good enough and so i moved towards my asshole and soon enough i was in at least a good two inches and started massaging it. Any thoughts?

/adv/ I just stood staring at my right hand covered in Dawn Soap Original Scent under the water faucet.

11 is fine, 13 is where you have to worry.
I'll explain more while you're making me the 12th.

also your friend is beta af
>only sexing girlfriends

There is no universal rule. The guy you were talking to clearly sees sex as something special to be shared with a person you love, so for him, it is too much. But a guy who fucks anything that moves and who thinks that it doesn't take away anything from the affection he feels for his girlfriend, he probably wouldn't care.

Personally, I'd see it as a red flag.

Why are you friends with someone who's that judgmental towards you? Even if he said what he said in the heat of the moment, that's no excuse. You don't say shit like that to friends.

Everyone is different so what might help others may not help you.


These things worked for me.
1- stop caring what they will think. Youll never see them again if nothing comes of it anyways.
2- treat it like a game. Go up to women with the sole intention of slowly working out of your anxiety, look at them as objects and tools to better yourself before you move on to bugger and better goals.
3- understand that most people have these anxieties also, given our day and age. By taking that first step and even saying hello you're a bigger man then most.

>>17573675
Sounds easy enough, any advice for coming up with good conversations starters with strangers I doubt saying hello to 100 women would be very effective.

>>17573668
get a haircut, choose better clothes, and see how you look without that stache

E
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otherwise there's no hope and I can direct you to a good ropesmith if you'd like

>>17573643
she obviously wants to fuck you if she's touching your ass.
kiss her, fuck her, and don't let your gf find out.
if this sidebitch says anyshit, deny it and turn it around

>>17573648
this, but be carefull Op, must be a secret

>>17573643
Dump your gf, you are not worthy of her.

jump off a high building
get hit by a train

so long as you're headfirst, there's no pain.
also, don't puss out on the train scenario and try jumping out of the way last-second... that's how you become an amputee.

Heroin m8. Like seriously best option. If you do enough to OD you WILL die, nothing felt. Guaranteed.

>>17573819
Until medics show up and narcan you.

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>>17573619
i am a thumbnail saving idiot

the inner end of the brows should line up with the edge of the nostrils

>someone else made an effort to upskill when I didn't, and now they've been promoted
>this is so unfair

>>17573602
>been here for a year and a half
>more qualified
>weekend courses don't make you an expert
>helped them by fixing their shit and got no credit since I didn't hit upload jpg to Facebook

>>17573596
demand a promotion.
if they refuse, demand a promotion.