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>>17573288
Can't your parents take care of your dog?

Aren't there any animal shelters in your town?

Maybe a neighbour? Or some other relative?

>>17573288
Any specific trigger? Social, performance, or just random?

>>17573288 (OP)
dont listen to him, instead try exercising. as far as your friends go i doubt youve lost them as you claim. try texting them and saying hello i bet youll get a response. dont give up

>>17573275
I'm also 23.
I also burned all my bridges, or rather, I never built them.

Well, 23 is too late. Too late for college, too late to get a job if you haven't worked before, too late to make friends.
Just enjoy escapism, anime and vidya and stuff, untill everything's boring and then off yourself or shoot up a school. That's my plan anyway.

OP, do you envision yourself doing anything?

>>17573286
Always saw college as a thing I wanted to try. I mean, I guess I'm up for anything with this newfound spontaneity. I suppose I can easily envision myself getting back into design related stuff, such as vidya/mapping/programming/gfx/etc, general on-the-computer creation as at least a hobby.

I guess, at this point, though, I'm generally too bored to find the motivation for that stuff. Just a perspective/behavior pattern that has been mislearned.

I guess that might get addressed once I start community service, though. Hoping for that to mix things up a bit.

>>17573263
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Anyway, this past week I got a huge scare. There was a nice tree outside one of my main windows to my unit. It blocked my window rather well. He cut it down. The tree wasn't rotted or anything. He also worked on removing the stump and then put tar over what was left so that it wouldn't grow back...evey day, I'd catch him just staring in my window until I'd close the curtain. I decided that I would have to sacrifice sunlight and just keep my curtains and shades down...which really isn't fair. So the day after I had everything closed up, I heard a car outside my front door. He was sitting in his car outside my door...I immediately ran to my room to get my pepper spray when I heard him get out of the car...I peaked out and saw him just standing there....

I stayed at a friend's the past few days. For a while I had also been getting creepy anonymous letters that I did inform the police about, but there was not much they could do. There's no proof it's my neighbor...and if I did inform anyone of his behavior, he could easily say he's just doing his job in checking the grounds

I am trying to think of ways I can get to him in return. Immature? Probably. But I am sick of this shit. One idea is to wear my cosplay of the image, and just stand still in my apartment as he is starting in. Another idea is to paint something on the tar on the stump of the tree...but I don't know what. I just wanted to creep him out or to turn him off from me, not to instigate or anger him for obvious reasons. Any ideas, please?

And no, I currently can't move because I am societal scum on section 8. I can't find a new place all within my county that meets housing's requirements, and every attempt to transfer to a new location, my state has sat idle on doing their part, but that's a different story.

I'd say you should stand in the window and just straight up stare at him through the window with the costume on, Change windows and just continually watch him

>>17573263
>>17573265
>Trying to egg on a convicted rapist with petty shit
Buy a gun

>>17573252
Depends if you know your REM cycles or not. Usually some sleep is better than no sleep, but I know if I don't wake up at specific times before I've had enough, I feel like dying

>>17573252
If you're tired at least try
just set like 5 different alarms so you actually get up

How hard is bakery work?

>>17573266
Idk. I just got moved there from pizza repair.

>>17573234
She's a virgin in university. Depending on her reasons for staying a virgin, there probably won't be a Netflix and chill session with her. Find someone with different values.

Also,
>she ended up staying for 3 hour after only studying for like 30 mins
>she really opened up to me about family issues and past relationships (and even told me she's a virgin)
>she probably has feelings for me
She's trying to make a friend. You're so clueless.

>>17573234
>girl
>virgin in uni

Is she like, hideously ugly or extremely overweight or something?
There's no such thing as a female that's a virgin past the age of 17.

>>17573251
Op here

She hugs me really tight and she played with her hair a lot when we were together. Plus, all the other girls ive made friends with so far havent acted like how she is.

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>online dating

>>17573216
You really think you're going to find well educated/quality women on dating sites? Is this a trick question, OP?

>omg why are females so stupid
>their grammar is never perfect when addressing me in online communication
>don't they know the NSA is watching?
>uggghhhhhhh why can't I ever ask nontrivial questions
>whatever im fine with being a virgin

next day

>fuck I hate being a virgin
>why don't females ever give me a chance??

>>17573213
You realize that most women on Tinder just want food/attention, right? I have friends that just use it for free fun/food a few nights a week and they never take it past that. They like that they can frustrate guys.

>>17573217
Why would they like to frustrate guys? That's such a twisted thing to do. They usually don't even say thanks when I buy their shit or smoke a fat blunt with them

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>be you
>be a total cuck who has no feelings, only hormones and dick
>look through tinder, find hot girl
>dick go crazy
>talk to girl
>she says she doesn't want to fuck because she met you three minutes ago
> >:^(

few bros to all hoes

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>>17573202
3:7 ratio

Hey man all the blue boards are worksafe boards,

Also you do you and nobody with a life goes looking through their friends instagram friend lists

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>>17573164
it depends
what major your gonna take?

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>>17573164
have you considered community collage?

What is the work and how many hours a week?

Oh god, I remember this. Yeah nah, give your mind a bit to recover, I'm still suffering from smoking pot from when I was 15 to 18 years old.
That shit is poison for the mind, and good on you for dropping that habit. Mean time, stay away from alcohol, be active with your mind (get in to a hobby such as drawing, playing music), and take your omega oils. You'll be all right, senpai.

>>17573167
I just have a hard time believing it's all from the pot. Not to use what may be a bad example, but someone like Joe Rogan seems to smoke tons of weed, but listen to him talk about ancient egypt or psychedelic drugs or the UFC and he seems to be 100% capable of committing seemingly complex stuff to memory normally. I'm sure there are other people like this too, people who smoke plenty of marijuana but still function and commit things to memory just as well as any sober person. If nothing else it's maddening to think that I can't enjoy the benefits of pot because of how it interacts with my brain while others can. Maybe it's an interaction with my anti-depressant, or maybe it's the kind of weed I was smoking. Unfortunately until it's legalized across the country I can't even be sure what kind of weed I'm smoking as far as indica vs sativa and all that. But thanks for the props man, I finally decided to give it up because of the effect I felt it was having on my memory and because I started getting wicked anxious instead of relaxing and enjoying myself.

Next time you want to off yourself, do this:
Grab an AR-15. You can get them cheap at your local Walmart, or alternatively a gun store.
Search on google for highschools, colleges or malls in your area.
Take a stroll around and scope the potential targets. Map out potential routes and escape routes, where are the panicking normies most likely to escape towards?
Pick a day you know there's gonna be alot of people there. There's tons of events happening in schools and malls.
Prepare a decent amount of explosives. Those can be easily made with every day materials, google it. This are your escape plan, you can either off yourself with them or use them and escape in the chaos they will create.

Optional: Body armor will let you kill more normies if confronted by security or police or just carrying normies.
Carrying a sidearm can be extremely useful, some normies might try to disarm you.

Remember, good planning and fast action will net you a good high score. Flexibility is key, you never know how things might go, the best of the best like Breivik were so succesful because they could make correct decisions on the fly.

Good hunting brother.

Points in my favour that maybe she is still interested in me are:
-flags her actual singleness, and says she wants to find love a lot
-always agrees in going out with me
-doesnt bother telling me sexual things
-laughs at my jokes and punches my arm

>>17573068
u fucked up OP only way is to let me dick her vagoo down hubba hubba

>>17573068

...By just talking to her? Just ease into it and don't come on too hard because that's going to make it feel insulting - you'll get the "Oh, so all of a sudden you like me NOW, huh?" reaction.

as long as you stay committed to what you want to do, you'll get somewhere. if anything, major in computer science or something else that's related but useful.

>>17573071
I understand what you mean, computer science is definitely a really God degree but I'm afraid that everyone would try to get that and the market would be flooded with people with that degree. Plus I mostly just don't want to be a code monkey.

I am following a similar path and one thing I have learned is never give up. It doesn't matter if its super specialized or dangerous, do what you want to do, not what is safe. Working in a dead end job without joy is a terrible fate.

Also build a portfolio, its literally the best thing you can do. Constantly make it better too.

>>17573041
Kids now a days are really ungrateful? I guess

Why are you so concerned with people you don't know, will never meet, on who they choose to sleep with and marry.

I get white masculinity (reality it's more entitlement than anything) is so fragile, but I get the feeling you do this even when the parties in question aren't just African-American.

>>17573049
But white women only date black men to ruin the life of their dad ?

twink/10

you have that "I suck dick for money" sort of bieber vibe going

>>17573188
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you look like me op, 8/10

Is your semen even viable? Are you going through a sex change or something?

>>17572926
my semen is healthy. I am transitioning before serving some time in the military to secure a better future for everyone involved.

>>17572937
Have you really thought the surgery through? What about your future partner? What is your sexual orientation?

If you're mtf and seeking to be in a relationship that leads to parenthood with a male, it could make things difficult as far as conception. At least with the expenses part and finding a surrogate. And then, the child won't be biologically one of yours. There is a new procedure that can use DNA from two different male gametes, but it is on the experimental stage and is ludicrous in expense.

Why don't you adopt? Seriously, gay couples and couples where one or both are Trans make wonderful parents for an unwanted child, of which there are plenty. It will cost just as much and be just as lengthy and hard as IVF or surrogacy.