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I've been talking to a girl for about a month. She's been leaving strong hints that she likes me and I want to aks her out but
advantages:
>has phd
>100k a year programming job
>26 and still a virgin
>accepts my autism
>smart, nice and caring
>christian
downsides:
>wants me to get a job and degree (I've been neet all my life)
>fat
>ugliest nose ever
>lives in another town so at first it will be long distance then I'll have to move
>very possessive and jealous
>her family divorced when she was in hs
>doesn't like that I'm not more taller than her (I'm only slighty taller and she sometimes wears heels)
>won't put out till marriage
What should I do?
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>>17574953
dump her and move on
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>>17574953
Up to you OP
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>>17574966
but I'm a 25yo KV what if this is my last chance?
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My upper lip has always looked weird and I want to know why. Do I bite too much?
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if you're biting it, that probably caused it
have you tried not biting it?
chew gum if you have to bite something
or have a little bag of gummy bears
nice lips btw
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>>17574933
Drink more water
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>>17574933
I'd fuck that
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help me with dating a classy lady
I posted here few weeks ago
some background
I'm a high school drop out. I have an okay job. I'm overweight. I could lose thirty pounds and still be chubby.
I met a girl, on the train
We talked, I made her laugh. we had good conversation. I made her laugh. I saw her real smile, understand?
she's really beautiful. other guys are always looking.
anyway, setup dinner.
she has a PhD. she has a great job. she dresses so well. she's really, and I mean really classy. we eat, the conversation is good. she's really a good soul, I can tell. she's really classy though. I need to direct the conversation. I need to direct the date. she's really traditional and so am I.
I need help, tips, pointers. how to keep conversation going. how to escalate. how to make her not bored. how to make her mine. I want her.
I need help. I feel like shit with her. she has so much with her, on paper. I have nothing.
weve been dating a few weeks. how do I seal the deal? I don't have experience. I was a shut in for many years. I don't know how this works. I'm so nervous to meet her family. she wants me to. I don't know why. she's really into me. I don't want to mess it up.
I think, she doesn't consider us boyfriend, but I'm not sure, and only dating?
she's really out of my league and it's freaking me out
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>>17574930
I know this feeling, OP. My gf is light years ahead of me in looks, smarts, education, everything. But the truth is, there isn't really anything you can do. Treat her the best you can, be there for her, yeah, all that. But she picked out for some unfathomable reason and if you start to overthink it you'll probably just fuck it up. Just give her the best possible version of yourself and either it will be enough or it won't. It's impossible to make someone love you.
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>>17574942
thank you brother. a lot of it, I mean, what is proper etiquette? how many dates before relationship? is it something you ask? help me with formalities
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First of all I'm on painkillers atm so this might come off as incohorent but its coming from a true heart and a cloudy mind!
My best friend and I used to discuss topics like these and break our fucking necks man. 'How the fuck will this even have a future man, I'm so worthless compared too''.
Anyway his rather clever, but I think it still has some point answer to the whole "Why would she even remember my name and why am I the one that's fucking her" question was:
Girls want to be in the centre of attention anyway. Which I found rather superficial, but I guess in some cases it might be true.
AS for your situation and mine own (20, bsc physics with a gorgeous face, awesome metalhead very classy girl, who cakewalks life", I smoked weed during high school and I love WoW.So you get the picture.
I just love her, it clicks, she loves me. I'm her counterweight, not her parralel carbon copy. I am the dude that doesn't try to get in her pants, I just really really fucking like her. And she likes me, it's not a chess game.
My advice to you is,
Relax about the whole 'she is better', maybe when she will apply to some thing that has to do wih her phd, yes, she is 'better' or in anyway, it's probably her passion, which is not a negative. And besides all that, you're a lucky guy, feeling like an unlucky guy, knowing he's lucky.
So stay solid and NEVER ask 'WHY ARE YOU EVEN WITH ME', not in anyway, maybe when you're getting married or something or during a fight or whatever.
oh and make her laugh, and make sure to fuck her really passionate and hard.
Enjoy! All the best.
One of my bros called "Calvin" just said 4chan is Cancer. What should i do about it?
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>>17574914
He is right you know
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You must be over 18 to post here.
Giiiiit out.
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It is cancer, you retard
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Theres this 6/10-7/10 girl that ive come to like, I dont know why I like her. ive never felt like this before, never asked out a girl and im fresh college fag so is she. dont even know if she likes me. I plan to ask her out next tuesday before class...
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What are you gonna tell her?
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>>17574871
How old are you?
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>>17575264
idk, somthing like "Hey Anonina, we should hangout later, want to exchange phonenumbers?"
>>17575283
Im 18
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I'm really stressed, what do you guys do for syress relief?
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well there are things that work for literally everyone, which you should try all of those first (hot bath/shower, sleep, working out) and then there are things that work for you only.
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>>17574827
I play games,classical guitar watch series and read books. These are best for me to get my mind of problems for a short while.
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Headbang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUmL2mRDAdg
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K guys need some advice.
Girl A, B and C.
Girl A is a girl I like a lot, but she recently told me she's not sure what she wants yet and I should see other people, we're currently FWB.
B is a friend of C, B is my housemate who I get along with but am not intrested in. C I met recently through B and am attracted to but B told her I have a girlfriend (because back when we were more serious, that's what I told her).
How do I start the ball rolling with C without coming across as an asshole?
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Easy.
if you have her number, text her "I don't have a girlfriend lol." Then, she will text back saying "Why did send me this?" and you should reply "Sorry, wrong number."
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"Hi, I'm single now."
If she asks how/why,
"We decided we weren't compatible after all."
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That way she knows your single, you have a chance to meet her in person and say "Sorry qt." and say hey, were you going or something like that.
I'm on vacation, surrounded by QTs (which never happens) . Like, in my hostel there is by far more girls than guys. And just in my bunk room alone, it's just me and one other guy and like 8 QTs. I see the other guys flirting with the girls. I kind of want to, but I don't feel like I deserve it. I've even seen a few girls look over at me. But honestly, I don't feel like I have done anything to earn shit.
I just have always thought that some people deserve sex, attention, affection/whatever. And I've always thought that others are just not meant for it
I've just been staying distant. But it's frustrating at the same time.. Any advice anyone? Or have had this before?
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>>17574739
Why do some people deserve it, but not you?
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>>17574751
I guess it's just, more natural for them.
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Everybody deserves to be happy. And there's nothing wrong in trying to feel good.
Make sure you don't hurt anyone and go for it !
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Hey /adv/, I met a young girl a little over a year ago, she's way too young to date, but we became okay friends through the mutual hobby of MtG. We were very casually friends until she asked for my number about 2 months ago, but now she's constantly texting and wanting to hang out. I'm much older than she is, she's just shy of being able to drive, and I'm in my late twenties, so I'm rather worried about how that looks.
That worry aside, I've noticed her parents are divorced, but living together, and they're constantly yelling at eachother. The father is constantly drunk, and the mother is combative and emotionally abusive, but has very poor health. I've talked with my friend about it, and she hates her situation, but feels obligated to care for her mother. I'd feel better about this if she wasn't constantly in therapy, sleeping with older men, and missing tons of school due to parents and/stress.
Honestly, this is none of my business, but the whole thing seems messed up, and isn't what I'd call an ideal environment for a young girl to be spending her most formative years. Is there something someone like me can do, or do I just sit back and watch the misery unfold?
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>>17574706
there is no right answer here. some people are just where they are. you have to hope she has the strength and will to get through it til she can legally escape.
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>>17574718
Well, bummer. She's made attempts on her life in the past, so I was just worried about her well-being. I guess I'll hope for the best?
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>>17574706
Rock and a hard place friend. There's next to nothing you can do except be there for her and try to be a good friend and mentor. It's hard at this point because of the path she's already cut out for herself, but it comes down to her to figure out what kind of person she wants to be at the end of the day.
source: same parental issues + abuse, I made a conscious choice not to turn out badly
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So I've met a pretty girl at a party, it's been 3 weeks ago probably. We talked about 15 minutes, she looked interested but then she had to go bc it was late. I asked for her number and she seemed happy about it.
2 days later I send her a first message about the party and how she feel and answered me 2 hours later. I send her another message later (perhaps one hour after her) but until now I didn't get replies.
This year she'll come to my university and she starts next week. Next week I'll have to wait for a friend of mine who is in the same class of the girl, so I'll probably see again that girl who still didn't answered me and I was thinking what should I say to her to get back in touch with her.
I was thinking of a "Hey, it's good to see you well, didn't you saw my messages ?" talk with her a bit and then say something like "I have no more time, send me a message tonight !" But I dunno if it's catchy enough...
Any tips
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ESL, don't mention the previous messages or her not responding. Send her a message if she doesn't reply and you really want to push this wait a week or so and hit her up again. Doesn't really matter what you say just don't go full autist and if she's interested she will respond/continue to talk to you and if not move on
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>>17574642
Don't fucking do that its pathetic. Just ignore her and if you get in contact act like you forgot her name and ask for it then proceed to being neutral and give attention to other girls. If she wants something she will try to get attention then you make a move.
If you make a move when you got ignored like an moron you will just look pathetic
so you have to do opposite if you want to get anywhere. Show how much you are desired by other girls and she might rethink.
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>>17574677
So you think I should just send her a message ? Perhaps but it's been few weeks already, I'm pretty sure I'll see her next week and moreover I don't want to be seen as a "needy"
>>17574686
Acting as if I forgot her seems good, and next week it's my last move so if she doesn't seems interested anymore or if she doesn't send me a message I would move on
>just got a job in construction
any tips for the job? What to wear, do, not do etc? As of now im looking for good work shoes and pants. My job gives me the shirt to wear.
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High top if your expected to work in the rain, if not then the 2nd option is good. Look for comfortable insulation to put inside the boots.
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Pack a bigger than normal lunch. Labor made me hungry.
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>>17574653
I've heard from others digesting food slows you down, is that true?>>17574633 okay cool thanks
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What present should I get for a girl who likes heavy metal?
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An iron ingot.
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>>17574632
top kek
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Will get a FEMALE ROOMMATE
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Hi adv,
in a few weeks i get a new roommate, and shes a girl. Im the typical /adv guy, i dont go out, im cold with women, i barely have any friends etc. but i wouldnt call myself a nerd, because, my interests are different. Im more a philosophical / spiritual guy.
Well, no shit this is a pathetic attempt , but nevertheless i seek advice from you, how to make the time with her more pleasant, because before my inner eye right now ill feel awkward with her and she'll feel that and i wont know how to behave.
I have some theoretical concepts like "not thinking what shes thinking, no try hard, actually not giving a shit about her (but not in a mean way)" but i dont know about women at all and some of you with more experience will have insights about how women think about men and give me the adv.
Thanks
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Do you mean you will actually share a single room with her, like a poverty kind of situation. Or that you'll have ensuites next to each other and share the kitchen/rest of the house?
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>>17574616
Its a apartement, and both of us have their own rooms, but share bath and kitchen.
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>>17574623
Ok, just treat her like a friend of a friend. You'll probably introduce yourselves, will probably chat about your goings on sometimes or any major news.
As for whether you'll want to do anything together, share anything, watch any shows together etc. it depends entirely on your personalities.
I doubt she'll want to be "philosophical" with you, smart people don't tend to want that, but maybe.
Long story short I rent in a triplex, have a useless slumlord, and the nigger next door is fucking up my quality of life. She deals drugs all day, has a bug infestation that will eventually invade my unit if it continues to be ignored, she trashes the outside and is an all around stereotypical NIGGER. Any ideas as to how i can rid of this sheboon without wasting my time trying to get the landlord's help. (which will never happen)
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>>17574594
move out?
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>>17574601
This is your easiest option OP.
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How's it feel being equally successful in life?
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Sorry for clickbait title but bear with me.
I have snorted Ritalin a few times. It's been fine. But one thing I have noticed - while before, I was that "weird kid", I had little understanding of social interaction etc, I was still never anxious to a larger degree.
Now, going to a boarding school, surrounded by people 24/7, I get so anxious socially that I start shaking if the group is more than 10 people.
I can't remember feeling this way when I was a loser back in high school. I look good now, I'm 6'3, well dressed, good build... But when I sit in class I'll constantly fidgeting with something or shaking. I sweat and my face turns red. This effect somewhat goes away in the evening which makes me think that Ritalin may be causing my anxiety but I am not sure, on the flip side, when I snorted it I turned into a social butterfly so it shouldn't be making me anxious.
Please fucking help.
>TL;DR: i have terrible social anxiety, can ritalin have anything to do with it?
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>>17574582
no. take more.
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Idk all I know is I'm taking a really stinky shit right now
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>>17574582
why did you take it? for better grades and more concentration? Ritalin is for people that have serious ADHD problems. It may be that you have slightly problems on focussing and Ritalin is causing you withdrawal symptoms. You should stop taking it and consult a doc if it doesn't get better.