How do I stop girls thinking I'm creepy /adv/? Apparently al the girls at my Uni think I'm a creeper, not sure why. None wants to get with me.
what do you wear
is your posture good
are you an introvert or extrovert
are you ugly, and yet flirt with qt girls thinking you have a chance?
Wear mostly just blue jeans + t-shirt
Not good posture
Extrovert by far
Am told by most girls that im cute due to babyface
have you said anything that merits being referred to as a creep?
>ya man that baby deserved to be fucked up by that nigger known as harambe
How do you find happiness in life when you're an ugly fuck and all-around inferior organism?
find pleasure in the bullet
>>17576905
Don't do this op
>>17576900
Accept your appearance. For some ppl you might be ugly,but for others you might be awesome. Also,the most important isn't the appearance but your heart
Thinking of deleting all of my social media. Should I do it?
>ff8 isnt even mentioned
it's as if you're a nigger
what are your intentions from doing it?
>>17576898
Mainly because I haven't played any of the FF games after VI.
I don't know. I'm transferring to a new school and want to start with a clean slate, have a new set of friends, and just kind of disappear from my old life. I've always wanted to just drop everything and get a new identity, and I think deleting my all my social media would really help.
>>17576903
if you really want to cut ties with everyone in your past, go for it.
it's possible that you'll miss out on some stuff tho, but if you can handle that then so be it
So if a girl calls you bro, but is extremely touchy and chit with you, are your chances dead? She has a boyfriend
>>17576878
You're asking the wrong questions. What you should be asking is
>Do I want this girl to be my friend, or more?
Make your move. If she rejects you, move on.
what does curving mean?
also most likely she's just trying to fit in with the guys. she has a boyfriend, so that's prob why she's not hitting on you
you could wait until she's single and then see how she acts. if she still calls you bro, your chances are rip
>>17576878
>She has a boyfriend
What part of that fact do you not understand?
So I'm a thirty year old bartender(old as fuck in this career) and theres an 18 year old girl working with me.
I'm pretty sure I can hit it, and I really do. But for some reason it feels way wrong.
What do.
>>17576869
i wouldn't say you shouldn't not do it. but i wouldn't recommend you saying you wouldn't not do it.
just do it.
>>17576880
JUST
>>17576869
Do it. Don't tell anyone close to you.
Sup guys. I'm pretty new to 4chan in that I've been browsing /r/4chan for a while which have me a completely incorrect view of the average 4chan user (edgy racist-but-only-sarcasticly people who make up half their sentences using swears)
Any advice for someone new here? Which sections of the site should I expect random hostility? Where will I be sugarcoating things to ensure i don't get banned?
Any/all advice appreciated.
Stay away from r9k.
>>17576849
get out and never look back.
>>17576849
卐FUCK YOU卍
So my wife has agreed to an open marriage... for me only. After hashing out a lot of rules, she's agreed that I can start searching for what we've been calling toys. I was wondering if anyone else has done this and how well it worked out in their relationship. She's made it very clear that she doesn't want other partners and that I satisfy her completely. I just don't want this to fuck up my marriage or my relationship with my wife.
I wouldn't do it anon, very risky stuff you're messing with, feelings, confusion. Sounds a little test-like to be honest but all in all, I wouldn't recommend it
>>17576786
You really think you can cuck your wife without her cucking you?
It's usually the other way around.
>>17576786
Sorry, if you had to convince her, then it's going to fuck up your marriage once you do it. This kind of thing only works when both people are 100% down and 100% honest.
I have never done one of these but I'm losing my shit.
I hate my sisters guts and no one knows this, she just thinks we aren't very close.
I have become extremely irritable of everything and anything since starting college a little under a month ago.
I don't socialise with people except my longterm girlfriend who i go to school with and friends back home (which is falling apart) or at other colleges than I
I am extremely sarcastic, I'm scatter brained, I'm obnoxious so I guess you could say and seems basically like I'm impossible to get along with since I can't hold onto a friend for more than 3 years.
Should I crawl into a hold and die or no?
>>17576784
You want to kill yourself?
>>17576787
No I have been down that road and I'm not going back, just want my life stablized.
>>17576784
You are homesick and lonely and scared of college and deflecting all your emotions outward as antagonism.
Find something - anything at all - to make you happy, and all the rest will go away.
How can you know if a woman is reliable and trustworthy?
She's had fewer than 13 sex partners.
>>17576774
Come on, you already know the answer to that.
>>17576781
But I want to repress it.
Hey /adv/.
So I have a problem with my gf where sex and even heavy petting is plain uncomfortable for my gf. She'll be "in the mood" mentally and physically, but it'll hurt when I put it in. Foreplay is basically only making out since touching her is apparently uncomfortable and painful, and going down on her yields no results. She's typicallike very low libidi, but I'm able to get her in the mood, and when the sex works it really works. But more often than not it falls flat. Even of we get a bit tipsy and fool around for a couple hours it can be hit or miss. I must be doing something wrong here, help adv?
>>17576770
She probably has some kind of trauma when she reacts to sex and touching like this.
1) it is not you fault that she is like this
2) talk to her about it, and figure out together what is wrong
3) if the situation remains,abandon the ship. Nothing is worse than having a shitty sex life.
>>17576770
She's fucking some Chad or Jamal on the side and just wants to avoid sex with you as much as she can.
Have you invested alot financially and emotionally in her? Big mistake if you did.
>>17576770
There's some missing information here. How long have you two been together? Did sex always hurt? Does she like to blow you? (that last one is actually important)
I want to tell my crush that I know we're attracted to each other, and I'd love to get to know more about her, but I know how my best friend really likes her alot, so I can't
I kinda want to get some noodz from her though
>>17576753
Don't settle because of someone else. If you want this girl, go after her.
>>17576753
Who's more handsome between you and your friend?
Who's richer between you and your friend?
She will choose based on that criteria.
>>17576765
This. Been there, let other guy have the girl. Regrets till today. Do it!
What's little shit I can do to people I don't like?
My roommate always brings their boyfriend over. I hate having him here because he': a huge dick. I cut holes in his shoes and fuck with his food a lot.
inb4 don't be a dick
I don't care. This is
4chan, don't be a bunch of little babies about this. Help me think of ways to sabatoge this guy. inb4 edgy
>>17576737
>inb4 don't be a dick
No, seriously, don't be a dick. Is it really worth pissing off the dude and your roommate just for a quick chuckle?
>>17576737
>don't be a bunch of little babies
By telling you to grow up? Try /b/ rather than /adv/, the average age is a little lower there.
give him a hug and make him a cup of hot chocolate, maybe you'll make a new friend
My penis bends down when erect, I want it to bend upwards like a normal penis. How do I do this?
>>17576705
Wank a lot and hard. You'll get deathgrip but the constant force of your hand will gradually curve your dick.
>source: muh dick
>>17576731
idiot
>>17576705
there's no "normal".
a few degrees to any side is fine.
>>17576751
>idiot
But I am proof that it works
I woke up this morning and found a
nugget of poop in my bed. It was about as big as two raisinettes fused together. I'm worried that my boyfriend saw it. I'm so embarassed. What do I do?
Suck his dick to make him forget
He probably doesn't care if he wants to be with you
Does sound kinda embarrassing, but these things don't happen
Stay calm, act normal, shampoo removes biological stains from linen. Knowing things like that is either because you're a housewife or a cereal masturbator. This is 4chan, so take your guess ;)
*these things do happen
Don't know how I made that typo
Why's everybody so fucking blind?
The world is full or retards who say "we need a support" while picking the fourth carry.
I know way too many bitches who act like their heart (if they had any) melted when Snape said "always" yet they keep such a relationship with their personal Snapes despite knowing full well how much pain it brings to that person.
People who have no intention of improving at their job, who don't understand that with a small change they can save time and effort but can't be bothered to reprogram their "self-pilot".
Fuck all of you status quo-lovers, you are a disgrace to your own potential.
>>17576698
Sounds like someone had a bad day.
Don't go fussing over everything others do. You're not their babysitter.
Try to enjoy yourself instead, and look out for the good things in life instead.
Do have a nice day.
I have no fucking idea what you are trying to convey here.
>>17576698
I have absolutely no idea what you are trying to communicate.