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Chromium and Bytedefence were installed? Are they safe?
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nope, the NSA now has all of your past, present, and future information. rip you.
if you really wanted to be safe you would be communicating via cans-on-a-string
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>>17644310
Anti-viruses are for normies that have no fucking clue what they're downloading. Silly goyims.
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Please anons. I'm scared. Help me.
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I keep lying to my parents that nobody is calling me for job interviews. I get plenty of wagecuck job interviews at walmart, but I really don't want to work there, not because of lazyness. But because I know I'll fuck up, I see myself doing what I did since elementary school - waking up at 7am all sleep-deprived and cold, fucking up all the orders, breaking stuff, having brain farts, weirding or pissing off all the employees, getting fired and blacklisted.
I probably wouldn't even be able to get past the interview and even if I got lucky... you read the rest.
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>>17644300
You have my mindset, time to change brotha.
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>>17644300
The longer you wait, the longer you fuck yourself.
Better to fuck up at Wal-Mart than at your chosen career down the line.
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So what if you fuck up, or someone thinks you're weird? I've never cared about my co-workers opinions despite having worked at much better places than Wal-Mart. The point of the job is to get paid, everything else is background noise.
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>be me
>IQ 123
>20yo
>handsome 7/10
>Was seriously bullied in high school.
>No social skills.
>accepted into a world renowned school of engineering.
>need social skills
Wut do?
>Pic not related
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>>17644275
Did they bully you for something?
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>>17644275
>be you
>feel the need to bring up your IQ
>thinks IQ tests are anything but flawed and biased
>starts 4 sentences with capital letters for no apparent reason, the rest are arbitrarily not capitalised
>thinks he's smart
lol ok nice b8. your opinion of yourself is too high.
get humble m8
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Yikes homie went in ^^^
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I came to visit my father who lives in a foreign country and everything that comes out of his mouth since I came was passive aggressive and felt like I was being verbally abused. I dont have a thin skin but it just gives me flashbacks to when I was bullied in school when I was a child, nothing else comes to mind. I also have other family living here who I like and a very old grandfather who will probably be dead before the next time I make it here. Today he was being a dick again and insulted me by saying that I havent matured at all since I was 16. And mind you it wasnt just an invetation to have a conversation with me about it, he was just being a dick. I dont understand why cant he just talk like a normal human being, I dont think that he can help himself. After I didnt talk to him untill the rest of the evening he was trying to be nice and take interest in my life to which I just ignored him because I was angry at him for abusing me all the time. I really want to leave even though I promised to stay for 2 more weeks. How do I handle this without ruining the relationship completely? My desire is to just tell him that he is an asshole, leave suddenly and never talk to him again which I am capable of, but that doesn't seem like the right thing to do. How do I go about it? And why is everything he says to me is passive aggressive abuse? I just really dont understand.
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hi
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>>17644259
Most fathers want to see their son follow in their footsteps.
But, seeing as how you're on 4chan frogposting you probably never played sports in a successful setting, haven't been laid by a woman under 250 lbs, couldn't do a pullup if you tried, and are failing as an adult infront of his face.
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>>17644259
>handle this
Hire a tough guy and beat up your father to a pulp. There, solved.
Slavic fathers are hypocritical pieces of shits, op. Never be like him.
Hey uhm if he has any large inheritance money and nobody knew you were there then you could you know... just don't make it obvious with specific substances, fingerprints. Force him into an alcoholic coma.
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hi i'm a girl this is my first time on this site wha the fuck i do also wat it do @ 4chan
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>>17644256
if you're over 18, you send pictures of your boobs and we rate them.
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>>17644256
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>>17644268
>if you're over 18
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Do sample cups come in larger sizes? 2016-10-06 21:13:05 Post No.17644240
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Do sample cups come in larger sizes?
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I want use piss bottles but my wife will complain and guests will think I'm weird. If I use sample cups, I can pass them off saying they're for medical reasons. The problem is they're too small to be practical. Are there larger ones? If not, are there larger containers that look medical?
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>>17644240
Get your computer placed in an isolated room so you wont be around when your wife's guests are.
Set up a webcam in her bedroom if you really have to watch, but know they wont keep their hardon if they smell your piss and imagine that at some point your wife has had that piss stick inside of her.
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>>17644240
Look for sealable measuring cups that are conventionally used for cooking. It likely won't have the same effect, because most medical samples aren't more than ~100ml. It would look goofy.
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>>17644240
man, just go to the fucking toilet. it's not that god damn hard.
why do you people do this. it takes at MOST 5 minutes out of your day. more realistically it takes 2 minutes.
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International Arms Dealing 2016-10-06 20:40:55 Post No.17644148
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International Arms Dealing
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So recently me and a couple of my friends have been looking into International Arms Dealing, we have been doing a lot of research on the subject and would like to know your opinions on it, and maybe some advice if you have it. Thanks.
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>>17644148
It's a good way for you to get buried in a shallow grave somewhere on the outskirts of a hellhole like Dar es Salaam or Jalalabad. Try it!
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Hillary?
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>>17644148
Oh wow, some wet behind the ears, dumbfuck has seen Wardogs, did some "Extensive research" and now wants to be an "arms dealer'
lol fuck off dweeb.
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>Retail job interview tomorrow.
>I plan on wearing a polo shirt, black slacks and black leather shoes.
What color polo shirt should I wear white or navy?
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Navy
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>>17644147
Applying for an Apple store? White.
Applying for any other place? Navy.
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>>17644153
Independent grocery store. They sale bulk and use a bunch of green technology, it's kind of like a hippie saves-a-lot. I'm interviewing for a cashier position.
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How to not get cucked 2016-10-06 20:22:24 Post No.17644075
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I was talking with my gf about having threesomes and she said she was down to do it with another girl as long as I was down to do it with another guy. I know I sound extremely selfish when I say that I'm uncomfortable with doing it with another guy because it'd only be me putting myself in the same position she would be in if we did it with another girl but the more I think about it the sadder I get because I start to feel really insecure about her liking this other guy. I love my gf I really don't want to see her with another guy but I know if I want to start having cool threesomes I have to open myself up. What do
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Come on man, if you are not cool with her having a threesome with you and another guy, why would you even start this conversation?
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>>17644075
dont have a threesome.
>but i want one
then have a threesome
>but i am insecure
dont have a threesome
>but i want one
then have a threesome
>but i am insecure
dont have a threesome
>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
dont have a threesome
>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
dont have a threesome
>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
dont have a threesome
>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>but i want one
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>but i am insecure
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>>17644075
let another guy fuck your girl if you want to fuck other girls, easy
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>>Meet girl in tinder, first date goes pretty well, we talk a lot
>>second date goes great too, we kiss by the end of it
So I wrote to this girl to see us again, and she told me she wasn't sure she wants to see me again, because she doesn't know if she wants something else to happen, I told her I wasn't going to rush anything that she may not feel comfortable with, and she simply replied " ok, talk to you later" and a blushed emoji. So, the fuck do I do?
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>>17644068
Don't talk to her until she does. If she doesn't, wasn't worth it and you avoided a lot of confusion
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>>17644068
id drop her.
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She thinks you are not man enough, sorry.
You should have fucked her.
Its fucking Tinder.
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How's it going guys? Recently graduated with a B.A. in Music. Honestly not sure what to do next though. I love music but I know jobs are hard to come by in anything other than teaching it. I'm just curious about what field I could get a job in with this degree or a bachelors degree in general. It doesn't have be anything even involving music. Any advice?
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>>17644063
>Music
Into the trash it goes.
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Rockstar.
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>>17644063
id do your best to land a teaching gig. they tend to be long term and while you'll never be rolling in the money, you can experiment with original pieces via your students, and definitely have enough spare time to work on / record your own stuff.
i had a teacher in elementary school who was a genius composer. every song we sang during our winter and spring 'conerts' were entirely original. one year he got bored and challenged himself by writing his songs entirely in spanish. one year he heard of a priest who could only compose songs using higher notes because the mice had chewed through parts of his piano, so he challenged himself by doing the same sort of shit.
the dude got to explore his craft. and with how easy / cheap it is to legitimately record studio quality stuff in your spare time these days, who knows what he could be doing now.
it probably isn't an easy job to get no matter what grade level you want to teach at, but if you can score the job, you'd be set for life.
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i need /adv/ice
i found out that my father is cheating my mother
i saw his fb chat and it's obvious
what shall i do?
tell my mother everything?
i tend to wait and see what he will do next
my sister said i should block her on his fb; he doesn't know shit about software etc.
but maybe it will be too late
i'm 22 but it still hurts
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>>17644002
oi woof thats a tough situation to be in. im a bit biased cuz i prefer my mother to my father by a large degree.
but i like to think that objectively you should give your father the chance to come clean, and if he doesn't, you will.
he may hate you. forever. but if thats what it takes to be morally happy with yourself than so be it.
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>>17644002
If your mom is a genuinely good person, then I would definitely tell her. There's no reason your dad should be dragging her along, that's extremely disrespectful.
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>>17644019
to be honest, i don't feel bad moraly
but bad for my mother
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need some relationship advice
met girl in pic at work(stop and shop) couple months ago
we only work together a little, i only actually say a few words to her every time we work, shes a manager/cdh and i was just a casheir newfag
we kind of do this thing where we would be jokingly mean to each other, kind of flirty but i wasnt sure, i start to catch feelings for her around here
one day she asks me if i want to learn to work the customer service desk where she works
say sure, she ends up being the one to train me, we end up working together a lot
we start hanging out a lot, like a few times a week, she is giving off mixed signals pretty much the whole time
we text a lot too, talk about mostly stupid shit, but after a little while she starts telling me about stuff thats super personal
introduce her to some of my friends, turns out she knows my bro matt from a camp they used to go to when they were little
she tells me about how she thinks hes hot and shit, i get kind of salty but whatever
we end up hanging out just us 3 a couple times, theyre kind of flirty
one night, me and matt had plans to smoke some weed, she wanted to come too
i think them high together is probably gonna be bad, but whatever, i told both of them not to do any stupid shit
long story short, they made out like 8 times in my car while i was driving, they had been kind of flirty in the past, but this was some next level shit
i get pissed, like ready to never talk to either of them ever again
eventually i get over it, now the two of them dont talk
i chill with her almost every day now, we text every day, she knows that i like her
she told me that she just wants to be friends rn, but that might change in the future but shes not sure, she just wants some time, she pretty recently broke up with a boyfriend of 3 years
also she says every relationship that shes had has ended in never talking to him ever again, and she doesnt want that to happen with me
do i wait? or do i say fuck it?
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Wait for what? Fuck what?
She doesn't like you m8. Either be friends with her or don't
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>>17644017
wait to see if something happens in the future, or just give up on chasing her
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>>17644045
Nothing is going to change in the future. Are you suddenly gonna turn into a person she's interested in?
Classic friendzone. If that's okay with you cool. If not, then just stop communicating with her outside a strictly professional context at work. If she asks why just be pleasant tell her you've been busy. No reason to be dramatic
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Okay so I rarely do anything, I've only had marijuana before, and I'm thinking about shrooms. My friend got some and offered me some, is it worth it? Or is it too dangerous? I am 18.
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95% of people who try shrooms die the first time.
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>>17643978
I can never manage to get my hand on shrooms, or when I do it's too expensive and I don't want to spend the cash.
But, the one time I did have shrooms I was smoking a LOT of marijuana. It was a big going away party, so I'm talking like, at least 12 blunts split between about 6 or 7 of us.
And one of the guys had a bag of shrooms, so we each took a fair share. It wasn't much. But, I definately felt higher, and I did notice some type of patterns forming very discreetly on a doorway. But, it was nothing too notable. Would try a higher amount if I ever got the chance.
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Well I don't do drugs but I've been quite interested in the culture for a while and from what I've learned it seems shrooms are actually really safe compared to other harder drugs, and give you much more vivid high than others.
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Cheating with Coworker? 2016-10-06 19:49:52 Post No.17643939
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My boyfriend got a new job and now has an excuse to go out on wednesdays after work for employee only drinks. They also provide regular events which involve alcohol that he tells me are employee only. On top of this he is late about 30-90 minutes every day from his scheduled time to leave.
Before he got this new job we were having a lot of sex and now we barely do and he hasn't gotten really hard. He keeps telling me I have nothing to worry about (like cheating).
He doesn't want me going out and enjoying myself when he is doing the same for work, which seems incredibly selfish to me. He keeps telling me to trust him but my instinct tells me there is something going on...
Last night around 10pm he hadn't come home yet so I met him at the bar with his coworkers.
1. One of his coworkers had brought his girlfriend, but he didn't want me there. (He invited me but not until really late, after knowing I was out doing my own thing, and said "but I can just come home instead". I wanted to see what was up so I decided to go, which is not what I would normally do.
2.There was a large woman sitting across from him who was very abrasive with me and gave me the iron handshake. She immediately left and an hour later came back for her purse... which was left on the seat I was sitting in, next to my boyfriend. A few other odd things happened that
3. Inside the bar were two slags who when my boyfriend bought my drink made a loud comment directed towards him about how it must be his birthday today.
4. He started telling a story about how one of the male coworkers was playing with his watch and something happened... but the coworker denied it and his other male co worker did a painfully bad job of lying and saying it was him ie covering up something.
When I put all the instances together in my head it seems clear he is cheating or wanting to cheat on me... am I over analyzing this?
I can't work and my house is falling apart because I have anxiety over it.
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>>17643939
He's either cheating on you, or innocently seeking an escape from a bad home life. Maybe it's his way out, and he knows if he was home he wouldn't be able to enjoy any time to himself. Be it from you trying to watch TV with him, or be around him while he's on the bedroom computer, or whatever else he might enjoy doing in solitude.
I know if my GF is crowding me at home, I make excuses to not be there.
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>>17643954
Okay, thank you for putting that into perspective. I assume the worst because of really bad past relationships.
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>>17643960
A good rule of thumb also, is if he is cheating on you, it should noticably increase his sexual drive and he'll be fucking you a lot more often. And most men don't cheat with women uglier than their current companion.
He's probably depressed and needs some space. Take advantage of his morning wood to try and spark something in him, a morning wood blowjob is the best thing to wake up to.