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>>17647330
Shave your legs in the bathroom and call her to talk about something in the middle of it.

Finger her in the front bottom.

>>17647330
>inb4 op'd bf comes home early from work and catches his gf lezzing off with his mom in his own bed
People shoot up schools over less traumatic events than this.

>>17647304
Sulks*

drop all your sympathy and tell her she has to stop whining about him as its pissing you off. tell her she is yours now, and she should be hung up on you.

women LOVE being put in their place. they get deluded by everyone sucking their cunt, and so appreciate someone compassionately grounding them to the trash level status of all not yet decomposed meat.

>>17647304
Probably true. She clearly got with you before she was over her ex. You're a rebound, and rebounds don't work. Break up with her and find a chick who wants to be with you from day one.

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>>17647300
If I don't have a job within the next two weeks I will be homeless and I am not going to be homeless because I will kill myself first

>>17647242
So what, if you have to go then go in your own terms.

There's a woman I would like to tell stuff to before I go so she knows they planned on raping her mind controlled life. No idea where she is though

break out of the conditioning, and show others around you it is possible. Become an exemplar, and drive the darkness in your land with might and courage.

>adv

>>17647228
even if she did have sex with you more often you still shouldnt feel guilty about watching porn. theres literally nothing wrong with it.

she has problems with low self esteem (like every woman) thats why she tries to make you feel guilty.

now happy fapping.

>>17647264
Yeah, that's true, atleast the guilt part, but I wouldn't watch it if she was having sex with me.

>>17647269
well yeah, i get that. its just you *could* still.

>>17647207

Should've said something definite like "tomorrow, of course". She was waiting for you to ask her out, but instead you basically left it up to her.

>>17647215
well she just moved house so I thought it'd be better since I'd assumed she'd be busy

welp

>>17647161
more pussy

>>17647161
Never get to play kingdom hearts 3

Well I kind of want to see what Star Wars Episode 8 looks like. The director said he liked the prequels (and my second favorite Star Wars movie is Episode 1 so that's cool) and he said that Episode 8 will be "weird".

Besides that I guess I'm worried that my parents' life will be really fucked if I die young. They are kind of responsible for how much my life sucks but they aren't really aware of their guilt so I want to spare them the pain I guess.
Maybe this applies to you too?

I can't think of much more... besides the obvious reason that maybe if you kill yourself you end up in some punishment place you can't kill yourself out of.

I think that having no reasons to live gives you the right to be a jerk to others if you want to but I also think that if you are a jerk to others it gives them the right to be jerks to you.

>>17647160
It's a good job if you're a whore looking for a sugar daddy. Are you trying to snag a rich old man?

>>17647160
It's a very limited field w/ few opportunities for advancement. Pretty much a glorified barista.

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>>17647160
>Sommelier
>career

>>17647140

Because once you're dead, you'll never again be anything else.

i read this somewhere and its perfect:

it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem

you can always change whatever the fuck's making you want to kill yourself. and if the situatuions really hopeless just fucking leave everything behind and leave and try to have a new start, who knows maybe you'll die trying so it's a win win

>>17647140
Permanent solution to temporary problem.
Suicide is like nuking your house because you don't want to clean it.

Kill thyself

>>17647132
Deal with it or dump her. The clingy ones are the most loyal so I wouldn't worry about cheating too much. Just make her climax and make her forget about that Chad thunderbolt.

>>17647388
*thundercock

>>17647127
Well retard, your best bet is to pursue and succeed or crash and burn and learn something.

You obviously have a lot to learn that can only be gathered from experience. Don't be a bitch. Learn to accept failure and grow from it.

>>17647147

Well, it turns out it was a joke, another hit to my self-steem, thank you anyways...

>>17647247
>hit to your self esteem

Hits don't mean anything if you're rock solid on the inside. Work on yourself and your confidence faggot. The rest will come. I doubt you're even that ugly.

>>17647115
Grew up too fast, probably.
Happens when your parents don't really give you any opportunity to be a kid and laugh and play and shit
Or when they die and you have to be the man of the house for younger siblings

>>17647134
Neither of all those things happened to me

>>17647115
I deleted my Facebook account when I was 19 because I realised nobody was saying or doing anything worthwhile on there and it was just a competitive circlejerk of narcissists desperate for attention.

The only reason it might seem weird is because you're not going with the flow and doing the same thing as everyone else. But you just have to remember why you're not doing it - it's retarded.

There's nothing wrong with shunning social media. People have only been using it for about 10 years at a push. Throughout all of human history previous to the past decade, people did not do this stuff. You are normal. Sitting and staring at a tiny screen in your hand is not normal. If you find social media pointless and boring, it's because it is. Important or interesting things are a rare occurrence on social media.

>>17647111
Looks to me like you allowed yourself to get overwhelmed and never took a break so your mind continued to race and still does because you won't take a moment to relax.

Sit back. Relax. Don't do anything for a day. Focus on relaxing. Do not focus on thinking you're failing to relax because that would make you a bigger retard. Just sit back and relax and try to put everything you need to do in order for yourself. You'll probably find it's not that big of a deal.

For instance, instead of thinking about how you need to read 100 pages. Think about reading 5 pages at a time instead.

If you don't do this and decide to argue with me about how I just don't understand, you're just fucking yourself.

Your call.

>>17647156
>Looks to me like you allowed yourself to get overwhelmed and never took a break so your mind continued to race and still does because you won't take a moment to relax.

It's actually moreso an issue of procrastination desu.

>Just sit back and relax and try to put everything you need to do in order for yourself. You'll probably find it's not that big of a deal.
>For instance, instead of thinking about how you need to read 100 pages. Think about reading 5 pages at a time instead.

Yeah I've been told this before. I'm awful at it, when I get stressed/anxious I get so up in my head I just can't just catch myself and focus on the task at hand

I know it seems like I'm trying to argue, and I guess in a way I am. But I agree with you, I know your right. However this is something I have been trying to do for a very long time, but the stress and anxiety overwhelm me that much.

>>17647111

95% of people in college have motivation issues. There's nothing much you can do about it. Just do what you're supposed to do and keep in mind it won't last forever. Basically, just man the fuck up.

>>17647105
He's an ex from years ago? Then that means there has been a long period of time for both of them to get over one another, move on, and try at friendship again. That's how the "lets be friends" thing is SUPPOSED to work. Not that dumbshit thing we see here everyday where someone gets their heart broken and tries to hang around their ex. That's the wrong way of being friends with your ex. Sounds like your chick did it the right way, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with them being friends when there's that much distance between their breakup. You're being paranoid for nothing.

Cool. Thx for input. Sort of what I thought. Just feels weird when someone youre just getting close to suddenly has loads of intimate pics of them and a previous SO all over their fb ha.

Op again. Also it's double weird because for the most part I still have romantic feelings towards previous SO's. not like 'I miss them loads' but if they walked up to me and I was single and were like 'let's start again right now' i'd probably be like 'let's give it another shot'

>>17647088
You drop it.

Are you fucking stupid or something?

>>17647088

That's a stupid question. Find another woman to crush on and form a relationship with. Don't go after married women. Dude, like what the hell is wrong with you?