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Ik denk dat als dit al teveel gevraagd is, we het er toch maar beter bij kunnen laten. Ik heb het verpest, maar ik kan dit niet meer. Dus...

https://therationalmale.com/2011/12/27/women-in-love/
"Someone didn't get enough hugs."
Laatste poging. Vorige pogingen lukten ook niet. Weet alleen dat ik het nog steeds niet kan geloven. Blijkbaar ben ik de enige die altijd maar wil praten en is iederreen als vanzelf gelukkig en onbezorgd. Veel succes met posten als ik niets meer hoor, want voor mij hoef je het dan niet te doen. Als je dat al deed. Volgens mij niet, want wat is er van me over. En van jou ook, denk ik. Maar ik zal het wel mis hebben. Niemand die me lijkt te begrijpen. Is ok, in dat geval, fijne avond nog.

>Complaining about only getting one life
You realize how incredibly small the chances of you being born at all are right? Stop being so ungrateful.

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>>17641229
>why is the world so big if I'm so small, if I live so little?
i agree that there are so many things and experiences you will never get to have .
but be grateful that you have this life .

>>17641251
the ones who weren't born were the lucky ones desu

It's for losers mostly

t. Former pothead

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That I should use a Volcano Vaporiser to get the most out of my stash whilst saving my lungs from the damage caused by smoking.

Also, find a reputable dealer and only buy in bulk as buying anything less than a half oz at a time is a ripp off and a waste of money.

>>17641224
I thought most normies smoked? Have I been bamboozled?

>>17641254
Can't smoke inside, I still live with my mother in a duplex. We also live in a *very* small town so buying in bulk is not an option I don't believe.

wow you have some shit friends, I suggest fixing that asap

the only thing there that really concerns me is that you say you hate your job, what do you do and what don't you enjoy about it? What would you rather be doing?

>>17641193
Im going through the same thing sort of and im 23, but not a virgin. Its just all mindset. Your feelings of inadequacy will do nothing but snowball until youre a nervous autistic wreck. Thats the part im at. So in reality you have 2 options: to accept your situation/get help to accept it and move on fron your lack of experience, or get worse and become suicidal. Its your choice and yours alone.

youre fine dude. this isnt even a problem, you have a total blank slate.

Why?

>>17641186
South America mate, alternatively, somewhere in asia with a lot of white tourists.

>>17641189
Too many reasons to bother with listing or going into

>>17641192
I was thinking the midwest US, probably Canada

>>17641184
even if you are fat your bf obviously still finds you attractive, even despite how hard you're trying to chase him away

>>17641184
You have a boyfriend, if he thought you were anything but attractive he wouldn't be with you

Gonna need a pic

>>17641106
Double barreled shotgun blast to the head. Make sure that you're using 3.5 inch magnum slugs, though.

>>17641116
I don't have any access to guns. I'm talking something that MacGyver would use to end it.

I guess buying cyanide from the garden store.

Why dont you just live your life, get with a girl once a suitable one comes up, and worry about setteling down after that?

you literally JUST left your gf. So you arent even a suitable partner for a girl to settle down with until you got rid of your emotional baggage

>>17641096
I'm probably just selfish and I am just interested in finding a good "possible mother" which I know it's wrong.
My problem is that I feel old for being 26 and not at least in a serious relationship

>>17641107
If you want a good mother for your children then that ship has probably sailed by now.

yeah dont put your wiener in her

Meh, I would just talk to your girlfriend how it's bothering you. I mean, she is your girlfriend, so there's a chance she'll appreciate you asking her for help. Of course, she may not be happy with you about it, but I'd rather be honest with her now than have it bite me later.

>>17641085
Seconding this. It really isnt difficult.

You dont need to be validated by fucking every girl that gives you bedroom eyes.

well idk about phsyical intimacy, but I'd be happy to meet up with you and try to help talk this out if you wanted. Where do you live?

>>17641001
I have PTSD but I've managed to make it better by increasing the size of my hippocampus
Here are some ways:
Take inositol
Take zinc/magnesium
Exercise regularly including weight lifting hiit seems to be effective
Try alternating days in which you consume carbs and cutting back on sugars.
Take green tea extract
Take an omega three supplement
Try trauma release therapy too
I find if you go a couple days with out carbs it really allows you to heal and release emotion, a lot of people with ptsd find themselves veering over to KETO
There's a lot more you can do.
Dance and learning music for instance are great for the hippocampus, as is yoga.

>>17641057

I had a feeling this was an actual medical thing. I've also been looking into SGB but in the meantime I'm running out of effective and healthy distractions and coping mechanisms and beginning to engage in risky behavior.

>>17640992
If it makes a difference, this all happened a while ago and I haven't seen her since, but just recently found out she was awake and kind of upset about it and I will have to see her kind of soon.

Joke about it. Call her a perv for pretending to be asleep.

Weird part is that she probably likes you even more now.

>>17640992
You dont. Who cares what she thinks?

Don't kill yourself. You're clearly like 13 years old.
If I didn't think you were underage b£ I would never have even commented.

>>17640984
This, also quit trying to rip off Eminem you unoriginal faggot

>>17640970
>few questions:
>Where's dad?
>Will he come back?
>they're
>questions, but
>what's
>life, because
>won't
>you'll
>sea, but
>I'll
>I hope dad will pick up the phone, because
>you're
>this, then
wtf, where did you learn english?

Okay, the first thing you need to do is show her your dominance. I would copy a peacock in this stance and wear something brightly coloured and walk around squaking every now and then. Then, just like the next to be alpha male lion, you must go around the other men to show them whose boss, generally sniffing their arses and then attacking them by jumping and biting them should do the trick. When the woman see's all you have accomplished she will be all over you like the female praying mantis. I hope you found this guild to be more then helpful

>>17640969

Got it mang, also should piss on them to show them who's truly the boss. Its a nice way to show off your schlong too.

>>17640950
Iv eonly made friends with one girl in college, but it was as easy as asking her if she wants to get drunk with me. And that was what we did. Still my best female friend years later.

Have you tried asking your mom?

>>17640916
That's what you get for adopting a meme gender identity. Have fun emptily trying to fulfill your body's natural cravings for sex.

Stop spreading your misery you selfish cunt. Find someone else who is """""""""asexual""""""""" or fuck off already

Bosses and co-workers pick on people who they identify as pushovers.

Don't be a pushover and don't take the job too seriously. Not everything is your problem. If they fire you, you will feel relieved anyway.

>>17640884

As a universal rule, you should quit your job unless at least one of the following is met

>You enjoy some aspect of your job in some capacity
>You feel indisposable enough to have leverage in some way
>You have involuntary dependents (children, etc)

If none of these things are true, quit your job. Regardless of what your job is an how much it pays

>>17640920
What do you mean by your second point ?