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How you fuck do I quit smoking?
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Go back in time and not start in the first place
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>>17648019
Ask a friend to lock him in his basement for about a month
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>>17648028
>lock him
Lock himself in the basement?

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What is the worst thing that could possibly happen if I do this:
>go to party
>talk to girl
>~30m-1h in, ask her if she wants to have sex
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>>17648005

She could shoot you and have your grave listed on a sex offender database.
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>>17648030
this, and she would be considered a hero
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I guess if you really want the worst possible outcome, yeah, sure, she murders you.
The worst likely outcome is she slaps you. Even that is probably not going to happen though.

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I found a 3 week old kitten a few days ago. My current 1 year old cat treats it (him/her) like her own kitten. Always cleaning it and playing with it. Sleeps with it. Eats with it. Never leaves its side.

I'm gonna take it to the vet for a check up. I'm afraid if I remove the kitten then my cat will become distressed and panic that she lost her child. Do you think my cat will start meowing like crazy and cry at the door cause I took the little one away from her?
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She might, just bring kitty back to them back to their new mommy as soon as you can. The kitten needs to be seen by a vet to ensure its healthy
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How do you know it's 3 weeks old if you found it?
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>>17648002
Oh man okay I was afraid of that. I don't want up upset my neighbors to my apartment complex with the cat meowing the whole time I'm gone with the kitty.

Do you think it would be a good idea to bring them together in the kitty carrier and just pull out the kitty and leave the cat in there to observe? Or will that just upset my cat more seeing that the kitty is being handled by strangers?

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>Send in application to Bed Bath and Beyond.
>Get interview, everything seems to be going well and I think I got this job in the bag.
>Realize right as I head home that I didn't put my phone number on the application.
Should I drive back there and tell them my number right now? Or is it too late?
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Call them
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When was the interview? As long as you're within a few days of it, it's fine. If it just happened today, there's obviously no problem.
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>>17647995
Holy shit. Just tell them. You're only screwed if you're too scared to do anything about it.

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Help me /avd/ i think i just created a tulpa wich is cool cuz i was looking forward to do it but i don't like her voice nor her name (Angelina or something). She's still pretty freaking young (i learned about tulpae the day before tomorrow evening) so i wondered if any tulpamancer or anyone practicing meditation could advise me on how to forget her (i think i clearly fucked up letting her know i wanted to get rid of her) and i fear the upcoming akwarness if she develops herself as an uncontrolable entity disrupting my already low concentration capacity at will...
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Brad, is this you?
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No.
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The day before yesterday i meant

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Ive been with this girl for about half a year now and my feelings recently have been going away for her. She is completely in love with me and i feel like shit having this idea in my head about breaking up with her. In other words, whats the best way to break up with someone?
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>>17647946

Ask her if a threesome with her sister sound like fun. Then keep bringing it up until she leaves you.
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>>17647946
say you noticed that you're gay as fuck
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>>17647946
Here's a groundbreaking idea, literally just tell her you're breaking up with her. Don't call it a break, Jesus stop being a pussy and just do it.

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Got in a minor MVA yesterday, need some advice.

I'm in right left-turn lane at four-leg intersection, which gets on to the freeway just past the intersection. Left left-turn lane continues up the intersecting road. Light turns green and I go through the intersection. There's about 5-6 moving cars in front of me in the lane, I have sufficient stopping distance for the traffic in front of me. Car comes up on my left, speeds up to get in front of me and changes lanes into the lane to get on to the freeway. At the same time, pedestrian is crossing in front of the freeway onramp and accelerating traffic comes quickly to a stop, with progressively harder stops since everyone was accelerating to get on the freeway. Car in front of me that pulled into my stopping distance slams on the brakes about a second after merging due to the slowing traffic, misses the car in front of them by a couple inches. I have no ABS, car locks up and rear-ends car in front of me.

The damages were extremely minor, no bumper or panel detachment, just a little bit of bondo and paint work. Both of us are fine so we exchange insurances and leave. There are no witness testimony, and no police report since we did not call the police because of how minor it was. I expected them to file a claim to fix the bumper, but now they're claiming neck/back pain and headaches. I'm talking to the adjuster on Monday.

Am I fucked? The person told me they were driving home from work, which makes me think they knew damn well the left left-turn lane didn't merge on to the freeway and thought they could cut the traffic that backs up in the right left-turn lane. I'm going to contest an unsafe lane change that contributed to the crash and that because of how minor the damage was to the cars, there's no way that they're all of the sudden pain and headache problems. Problem is, there is no proof of anything other than I hit them from behind. I think I fucked myself by not getting a police report though. What do?
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>>17647934
>I think I fucked myself by not getting a police report though
That might be an issue, but it could also not be. Insurance companies aren't bound to make decisions based on police reports. Contrary to popular belief, rear ending someone doesn't automatically make the accident your fault in the eyes of the law. It depends on if the person in front of you did something illegal or unsafe leaving you no choice. If you keep your story straight and logical, and maintain that you couldn't have done anything else, you might not be fucked.

I was in a sort of similar accident once. I was merging into a turn lane and the guy that was going to be behind me decided to speed up and pass me, only he wasn't fast enough and ended up rear ending me. Since he didn't have insurance, I got a police report, but he talked to the cops first and convinced them I was making an illegal turn. They ended up writing me a ticket without telling me about it, and my insurance company ended up saying the accident was my fauly beause I lied to them (after telling them I wasn't cited for anything because at the time I didn't know I was). The whole thing was a clusterfuck and the guy who rear ended me, didn't have insurance, and lied to the cops wasn't penalized at all. In a world where that can happen, you have a shot.
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>>17647934
Bodily Injury adjuster here. What state did it happen in?
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>>17648155
I'm in Nevada.

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Is being alone for the rest of your life ok thing?

What do you anons think about foreveralone lifepath. I mean, by choice, not by necessity.

Lately after few shit relationships with women I've realized It's just not my thing. Friendship with trusted people is my thing I'm really into and spending a nice time together with bros for the rest of my lifetime is the best idea so far, unless said bros won't find wives and turn int manginas at some point. Masturbation is enough to satisfy me sexually and I'm autistic enough to have no emotional need for a partner.

Although, I'm still wondering if I won't regret this when I'll get old. Am I missing on something by giving up on romantic and family life? Any lone or married oldfags with experience to advise?

Discuss.
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Nobody here thought about such possibility?

One bump and I let this die.
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Start creating a tulpa, you Will then never be alone again.
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>>17647987
But I'm not, I just wonder If I won't be for the rest of my life or I'll start regretting it at some point.

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how to fix balding? I don't want to take pills, they mess with your dick

is transplant only way?

don't say, just shave it, I have one big ear and big nose
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>>17647923

Accept it like a man

Cuck
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Pills are the only way, and they do indeed mess with your dick. You don't grow hair back, either. It just stops it from continuing.

Transplants are the only real way, as far as I know.

I just shave my head.
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>>17647923
>>17647974

What about Minoxidil. Stuff that you squirt on your scalp.

Personally I think that's fucking pussy and I'd just shave it off, but just wondering if it works.

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I became a vegetarian a while ago, but now it turns out I don't want to be vegetarian anymore. How do I back pedal smoothly without getting shit from everybody or being viewed as the massive faggot I am for the next decade? Or should I just keep pretending and eat meat when nobody is looking?
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Who cares man. Just nice big fat medium rare steak in thier face its your life fuck em.
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stop thinking anyone gives a shit what you do
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>>17647898
Tell them you're not a vegetarian anymore

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I live in USA, I have been suffering from depression and anxiety for a while, but lately it's taken over my life.

I don't have health insurance, so I got into a low-pay program so I could see a counselor and get meds. I was able to talk to someone within a month, but they told me I had to wait 5 months from then in order to see someone that would give me a prescription.

That was 5 months ago, my appointment is on Monday, but they now told me they would only give me something for depression, that they don't give out meds that could be "abused" like anxiety medications.

I can't even lay in my fucking bed to try to sleep without my heard pounding away. I need something for this anxiety, and I have no clue how to get it without insurance or lots of money.

Please help.
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pls respond
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any advice? at all?
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>>17647888
I wouldn't recommend, Anon.
I was prescribed for mentioning anxiety to a fucking gynecologist. Long story short, something fucked up and I ended up taking 150mg over my original 150mg dosage. Ended up with panic attacks, 2 months w/o sleep, mild cases of schizo, went manic to the psych ward for 4 days, awake the whole time.
>been a year now, still dealing with mild anxiety and paranoia
>military doesn't take to people with anxiety
You really don't feel like yourself. I quit college and ran away from home all because I had issues within myself that I didn't realize until I wasn't able to sleep and real anxiety from the pills just fucked me hard.
but that's my encounter with meds anyway.
Just be strong, Anon. Don't kill yourself, let's all see where this road takes us. Acceptance is what helps me cope, and yoga. Taking mental breaks and getting shit done in life. Breathing exercises. Don't smoke certain strains of cannabis. When you go to sleep, focus on relaxing your body and your facial expression and just feel the bed. When you're comfortable start day dreaming until you fall asleep. You focus on real world problems that no one can shoulder themselves so think of things you'd like to buy or what you'll do the next day. Maybe ride a fucking battle armored stegasaurus, whatever. I hope I helped, Anon.
They have genetic brands for the meds, and they're usually very willing to write them off.
Just mention all your symptoms, don't even have to go for a sob story.
Again, try to battle it first before relying on taking a pill every day, getting it refilled, calling it in for a new script, checking up on it after a month for $30. I mean, up to you. I'd go for some Ambien before I went for psychologically mind altering drugs that numb who you are.
>Goodnight <3 c:
>P.S. L2 lucid dream
>P.S.2. I like this wallpaper thought i'd put in a picture idk
>/wp/fag

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I've got 500 dollars and no car.

I just got kicked out of my parents place. I'm 20.

How fucked am I right now? I have a steady job making 2200 a month but I just started.
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>>17647865
Just rent, you have a job
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>>17647865
I'm assuming you mentioned not having a car because you live in a place with terrible transit?

If that's the case, move as close to your work place as possible so you dont need a car. You're making decent money so you need to start saving asap. Any money going to hobbies ends now. Anything that can be sold for a decent amount of money should be sold now.

Check resources within your city also for homeless people. Technically you're homeless and still a youth. There are plenty of youth services that can help kids like you get back on their feet. Take full advantage of them. They're there to help people like you.
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Stay with a friend for a couple a months and save up. Dont quit the job get something thats 800 a month that reasonable qith you monthly income. Save some more and get crap car that work on craigs list

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This is so stupid. My sister just called me asking about how she could start an online business doing "Tutoring in a sexy outfit via skype". I guess she doesnt want to admit to herself that she is willing to do some level of adult camshows. She is 36 yo and I believe is having a mental breakdown. She had a professional job a year ago but she got fired for failing a drug test. She is living with Mom/Dad and she can't land any jobs. Those are the sad facts.

I felt bad for her and gave her advice on her dumb idea. She would just rage if I didn't. I feel she is at an all time low.

I don't know where to go from here. My parents have tried called the cops trying to get her baker acted. She goes in and out of fits of rage, recently divorced, had trouble with the law, my parents literally moved to Wisconsin to get away from her verbal abuse.

I don't know what to do. My parents are coming home in 25 days. They will kick her out if she is abusive. I believe this will happen. I wont be able to help her because I have no money. She wants me to set up a website for her. She offers to pay me, thats not the issue. Should I betray her trust and tell my concerned parents? I think Ill just tell her not to give up on her job searching. I just dont know what will become of her.
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>>17647837
Show her resources for how to do it. Don't do anything yourself and don't take money from her. Show her where to find people who can build her a site. Show her some links for how to get started with paid cam shit. Let her figure the rest out.

You have no obligation to this woman. You may think you do, because she's your sister. But that's an asinine way of thinking, and it'll get you into some shit. Mind your own business and let her mind hers. The people you should worry about in this situation are you, and to a lesser extent your parents, who are putting up with her. Seems like they have a plan to kick her out, though, so they'll be fine.
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>>17647851
Thanks. I am a webdesigner so telling her to go somewhere else is hard.
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>>17647837
Sounds like she was a spoiled piece of shit from the beginning but is now having tantrums because she failed at life. She has to learn how to be humble IMO and now is the perfect chance to show her

Why haven't your parents kicked her out yet? Wtf m8. She is a degenerate who needs many serious beatings.

Camwhore at 36? I chuckled there.

Now speaking seriously, your sister needs some tough love regardless of how dirty her mouth is. She needs to be shown the door by your parents. For fucks sake she is a 36 year old woman.

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just bought pic related from microcenter, and I'm at wits end trying to get it to work, google's done me no good and i'm hoping some of you will be able to help.

http://www.microcenter.com/product/467635/G313_Desktop_Computer

there's the link to the thing, bought it open box if that matters.

i've been trying to install windows 7 on it for the past two days and have no idea what i'm doing. i have three disks, one from the official german thing that the /g/ wiki recommends, which is windows 7 ultimate, one from my grandparents, which is windows 7 pro, and some copy from a pirate site with updates up to april 2016.

the first one boots up, and loads, but the latter two don't. first of all, when I get to the partition part, I am completely lost on how to make it work without using uefi, i combed through the bios and couldn't find a solution. OK, whatever. but after that, when im able to install windows, I have no internet, that's fine, I've dealt with that before, download drivers off of another computer and install it. But with this one? for some ungodly reason the USB's don't work and aren't recognized so I can't do anything, its just a brick with default windows 7 on it, and now, I can't even load up any of the disks, what should I do? With my grandparents windows discs, there was one with updates and software, but the software was just things like adobe reader and live messenger, and the updates didn't fix anything. the computer came with a set of windows 10 home discs, but there's no key to it, so I can't go back and install it and suck it up either.
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tl;dr how do i get usbs to work on a fresh new install of windows 7
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so you can boot up with one of the WIndows 7 discs and start the installation? can you post a pic of the furthest working point you can get to?.
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>>17647862

You in Atlanta man?. I go to that Microcenter all the time. Went there about 3 days ago as a matter of fact.

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My friend fled from his parole last year.

Can he talk to a lawyer about his options without them turning him in?
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While lawyers have a duty to their clients, their duty to uphold the law is greater. So no, they'd have to report him.
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>>17647782
Can someone acting as a substitute for him talk to them about him so he can't be turned in?
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>>17647798
No, if a lawyer is going to act for a client, they can only take directions from the client. If the lawyer knew that your 'friend' is on the run, then they'd have to report him.

And even if he did somehow manage to talk to a lawyer, then all the lawyer is going to tell him to do is turn himself in.

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