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>meet 8/10 at party and we hit it off
>Ask her out and we have loads of fun, kiss at the end
>Wtf how is she into me (im a 6/10 at best)
>Go on 4 more dates make out loads, have lots of fun together
>She texts me this morning telling me not to tell anyone we we're together, because apparently we're not
>Mfw she says she loves me but we shouldn't be together, because im not her boyfriend
>Says that we can be with whoever we want because were not together
>Is she just crazy? Or does she just feel guilty about liking me, thinking she could do way better
Fucking love her so much and its been fucking with my mind why she would pull this shit, what do adv
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She's ashamed of being with you at best, dump this shallow whore and don't look back.
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>>17642813
>Been out for 4 dates
>Love her
Cringe.
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>>17642818
This too
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Hi /b/ . Need some advice.
So I've been dating this 20 yr old 10/10 blonde who's amazingly still a virgin but this with a slight twist. Her ex tried to fuck her but she couldn't bare the pain and told him she'll do it with someone who can handle her.
I'm about to pop her cherry and have no idea how to do it painlessly for her. Any good advice / techniques guides or positions? Thx.
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>>17642807
LOADS of foreplay. Make her come before even sticking it in.
Be kind to her, cuddle her, kiss her a lot and go slowly.
Missionary is the most painless one.
Don't force her into anything she doesn't want.
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>>17642807
All of this.
>Missionary is the most painless one.
Put a pillow under her butt so she is raised a bit, should be even less painful.
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>>17642827
Oops, meant to quote >>17642811 but that should be obvious.
>broke up 1 year ago
>last message 6 months ago
>topic of ex comes up in unrelated conversation
>head spinning
>get heart palpitations, literally almost pass out from all the emotions and anxiety taking me over
>also dreaming of her every couple of days
when will this end
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>>17642786
My ex and I originally broke up seven years ago and still have all the feels. So does he. I think for some couples it never ends.
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>>17642801
do you talk?
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>>17642812
No. He sends a random email about every two years as we deleted each others numbers and whatnot. I think testing the waters and making sure he isn't the only crazy one. That's about it
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When I was younger and growing up I wanted to be something, but I would always got distracted or thrown off course and discouraged.
The obvious answer would be don't be a pussy and keep on pushing forward but lately i haven't been feeling like i should be for any reason.
>Was in a band but people thought that my music sucked no matter what i tried
>Tried to find enjoyment in video games but i got stomped on so much that i should truly consider another hobby
>Last girl i had a relationship was a stripper who went to a party and got addicted to meth and heroin and i didnt wanna deal with that so I left her
>Tried to write a novel realized I could write for shit
>College is a blatant scam and I am still in debt (though getting close to paying it off but don't want more debt)
>Work 40 hours a week at a stay at home job doing insurance calls but I kinda hate
>No car because I fucked up my last one
>No money because I guess I am a piece of shit
Its starting to hurt /adv/ its really starting to hurt, I have been kinda feeling this way for a while but I just kinda would buy a forty or two and forget about it with my friends.
I guess what i am asking was what did you do when you felt that your life was gonna lead to knowhere?
Pic not related its best guilty gear girl and I am pissed she will never be in xrd.
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I took initiative.
>Went to University studying a useful degree (Business) with majors that I'm somewhat passionate about / good at.
>Learned marketable skills that would elevate me above my competition
>Worked whenever I could in my spare time
>Networked hard
>Got a job that pays more than enough money to fund whatever hobbies I want.
You will never get anywhere in life if you're not the hungriest person in the room.
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>>17642697
Making any real progress will hurt. It will take time and constant effort. If you had shown anything constant diligence and effort, you will have made something of it. I should add, you can't throw blind effort at something, there is a method to things; trying new things to make it better, thinking about how to make something better and putting "that" directed effort at it.
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>>17642709
>You will never get anywhere in life if you're not the hungriest person in the room.
Shit that kinda cut deep. Like all my life i have been surrounding by homies and family that would help me out if I needed something dumb or trivial like company, food or beer. I didn't like asking but they kinda always knew. Good for you though anon that sounds pretty nice where your at now. Maybe I should leave my current living situation? I currently live with my best friends from high school for the last 6 years.
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How much trouble can I get in if I set my age to 17 on dating sites? Theres only fat chicks, druggies, and trannies in my age range and it's getting depressing. I just wanna see what its like on the other side.
Pic related. She's all 3.
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>>17642688
>I just wanna see what its like on the other side
Now don't lie you just want to fap to some young puss.
imaginign the age of consent where you are from is 16 the worst that will happen is you will be blocked.
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>>17642706
No I just want to meet someone that isnt a complete degenerate. Women my age that aren't have extremely high, theres just no middle ground.
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>>17642688
Right now you're dealing with shit dating material. If you pretend to be underage you'll be becoming the shit dating material, guys who go for underage chicks and/or who lie about their age are the lowest of the low when it comes to dating material for females.
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Second date, good outfit? 2016-10-06 09:48:38 Post No.17642662
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Second date, good outfit?
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Second date with pretty hot girl today, meeting her after college. We kissed a lot last time and we've been chatting over the last week about what we're gonna do to eachother. Pretty pumped desu, haven't had sex in about a year give or take...
Anyway, is this a good outfit?
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Looks fine, have fun!
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>>17642662
Yeah, looks good OP!
What shoes are you going to wear though?
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>>17642662
Looks great. You're pretty handsome.
Clean your room.
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So my fiancé of 2 years finally got a job a couple weeks ago. Its a zero hour contract but she was promised at least 18 hours a week. She has worked 2 shifts in these past few weeks and has decided to call in sick again today because she is too tired. So out of a possible 10 shifts, she has worked 2. Prior to this she has not had a job for 2 years. She worked a little retail back in March for 3 shifts then just stopped going because the management were 'assholes', same story with the job She just left when I met her. I say left, I recently found out she was fired for not turning up. When I asked her about this she told me it was because she was depressed... Now I'm going to be 30 soon and she isn't far behind. The dream is to buy a flat (which I've been saving for for a long while) but right now if she can't even hold down a zero hour job for longer than 2 shifts, I'm starting to question the relationship.
>about me
I have worked since I was 12, starting with paper rounds and car washing/gardening before moving on to retail while I studied to become an accountant. I have been out of work for 2 weeks since I was 12 and that was due to a start date being pushed back. I make a decent wage but I would still struggle alone.
I don't know what to do because I love her dearly but I can't help but feel this resentment bubbling up inside me, especially when I am working my 6th 10 hour day in a row for month end reports at my job, and she is at home playing the victim because she is 'I'll again. Any other anons been in this situation before? I feel that if she loved me, she would do all she could to make my life easier. We had a row last week when I questioned if I was her partner, or just a talking wallet...
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>>17642648
What illness does she have? Tell us more about that anon.
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>>17642648
Have you tried to have an Adult discussion about it?
Like, have you ever told her that she needs to work because otherwise you won't have enough money to buy a flat, etc?
Does she contribute to the house?
I had to stay at home from work for a year because I was sick (cancer), and I used to cook everything from scratch to cut the expenses - we ended up spending 200$/month for two people compared to the 400/500$ we spent before. I also cleaned the whole house and ironed (we had a maid before because we both worked a lot).
She sounds a bit inconsiderate and childish to be honest.
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>>17642652
No medically defined illness. She takes antidepressants. But then again so do I to handle the anxiety my job gives me.
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God damn, I'm an autist. Just fucked up big time mate.
Me and some colleagues were saying riddles, and a riddle was about a burning thing in the sky.
The guy I like said the sun, and I immediately sperged saying that the sun doesn't actually burn, that it's a chain reaction that releases heat and energy and stuff.
Everyone just went silent and looked at me like "really anon?"
Now I'm sitting alone at another table and can hear them laugh and have fun while I sit on 4chan pretending I'm popular and I'm texting.
I'm real life tomoko I swear to god.
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you must be 18 or older to post on this website.
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Please post some pictures of yourself.
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>>17642641
On 21 and I'm in university, currently bored in class. A colleague said a pretty good joke just now tho.
My question is, how do I contain my stupid autism? A few days ago I went out with the same colleagues (I have no actual friends) and we were talking about board games. A guy said something about a 18+ game we should play at the next get-together, and I was like "h-hehe I guess we need to find at least 18 people to play now"
Nobody, and I say NOBODY tasted it and I was basically ignored the rest of the night.
I'm easily the most awkward person I know. Stuff that I do daily are greentext bait tier, pretty sure some greentexts floating around are some of mine.
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I can't stop thinking about killing myself. The national suicide prevention hotline has my number recorded. I slit my throat when I realized I was talking to someone who gave no shits. I'm not looking to have emergency units sent my way again. Are there any free sites I can talk to someone one on one?
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>>17642625
7cups (I think).
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omegle.com type in suicide as interest maybe?
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you don't need any of that shit, if you had the balls to kill yourself you would have done it by now, honestly I rather wish you would so we have less worthless suicide threads
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>TFW accidentally downloaded a piece of shit with malware added on it.
>Deleted it all since, but now around every 5 different tabs, when I open a new one, Random Spam tabs open up.
>Look at all the online tutorials on how to fix it, it's all the same "Run malewarebytes","this and that virus scanner", and "Reset google settings."
>Some of them removed some stuff on my PC which I thought would be it, but instead, the spam tabs keep showing up annoyingly often.
>I've literally done it all, read and tried, had tons of scans with all these recommended scanners and anti malware, reset my settings, Checked desparately to manually search for something that's caused it.
I'm at my wit's end, and none of the suggested stuff i've seen online and tried has worked, what the hell am I supposed to do guys?
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try falling back to a system restore point before the stuff was installed while you're in safemode and run all the anti-malware stuff
completely uninstall your browsers that seem affected and re-install them (just backup book marks)
if all else fails and you can't figure it out try a clean slate. back everything up, wipe the drive, and re-install the operating system. hopefully your machine came with install disks.
in the future lay off the porn downloads and torrents, that stuff is always riddled with shit. you have to be careful.
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should also mention, do all of this while offline (either remove the ethernet port or disable internet on your machine).
some newer malicious software is connected to the internet
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If you use a horse with plug ins such as chrome or Firefox make sure to check your add-ons to make sure there isn't a malicious one installed. Some newer malware install plug ins related to what they do.
See if advice fixes it too.
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Final atonement of no gf 2016-10-06 07:46:13 Post No.17642539
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After 10 years of trying to get a gf can you really blame me when I lose all hope.
After so long, the one thing you want the most, you can't get. That would crush anyone.
Lost weight, gained weight, worked out, acted confident, acted cool, acted shy, even acted like myself
Joined clubs, went out often, tried to flirt, got numbers but never led to anything regardless of how i acted it
Tried to just ignore it, tried to focus hard on it, online dating, different jobs, all of it
And yet nothing. I'm not ugly and im not fat. My standards are she has to be somewhat attractive and not a complete bitch to me and my friends. The only girl that has ever told me she liked that I actually knew in person looked like a cave troll and was legitimately mentally disabled. Im not kidding. My father was a model in his prime, slayed pussy, made money, had a Swedish babe offer marry him so he could move with her to Sweden with her rich family. And yet here i am, haven't even held hands with a girl.
I've fucking done it all. But it's not enough is it. It's never fucking enough. "Work on yourself hur". Yeah I fucking did and im not happy because the only thing I want i can't get because i can't control free will.
Do you even bother to continue living? After so long a bone wasnt thrown my way. Why fucking live? Ive got money, cool car, but im so fucking depressed because I still can't get a fucking girlfriend
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You should go see a therapist. Not healthy to have this shit eating up at you, and you seem very depressed.
and no girl wants a guy whose sole interest in life is 'get gf'. You did all these cool things. But in reality you had no real interest in any of it besides 'get gf'. And people can tell.
You're not happy, you feel desperate, and girls can tell. You could be the most gorgeous man in the world but if you give off a desperate vibe then no one wants that. So you need to figure your shit out. What can you offer someone to enrich their life? Love them? A cool car? Thats cool, but don't you have anything else? Don't you like to hike, or read? A girl wants to have an adventure. You spent all this time trying to fit a mold that a girl would want and in the end you didn't find yourself. You can still do it op.
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>>17642539
Confidence isn't something you gain by doing activities that are entirely meaningless to you.
The ONLY attribute a male has to have to get a woman is confidence. Confidence is something that you develop on your own by doing things that have actual meaning to you. Your obsession with getting a girlfriend is the very thing that is preventing you from having any real self-esteem.
it's a vicious cycle, you see; your confidence is currently dependent on getting a girlfriend but since you don't have one you will never truly be confident.
I suggest you see a psychiatrist to see if you may have some sort of depression. Depression is extremely unattractive unless you have heart-throb proportions of good looks, which you probably don't. Once you can overcome your misery, you will start to realize that there is far more to life than possessing a female.
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You chose to be a loser. It's never too late to change. Step 1: stop going on /r9k/.
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Where can I get an injectable local anesthetic? What are some types? I just need to know some of my options for numbing myself for self surgery
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>injectable
Not gonna happen. This is why anaesthesiologists are among the richest 'doctors'. Injecting shit is liable to get you killed if you don't know what the fuck you're doing. And if you have to ask where to get that stuff, you clearly don't.
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Be a cool cunt.
Just use coke.
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>>17642513
Im just injecting it into my left ring finger. Plus, if I really gave a damn about my safety, I wouldnt be doing self surgery, now would I?
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Ive been an asshole to my gf. I never thought i was abusive and i now realize how abusive verbally i am to her. Idk how to make it up to her. I really do love her but its gotten to the point where she wont say I love you back anymore. What do i do. In a 3 year LDR btw.
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>>17642477
You fix yourself. You commit to her and yourself that you will fix your problem. It can be done. You get therapy, or you pick up a grip of self help books at the library and take a good hard look look at yourself. It's hard, but it can be done, you just have to take a real honest look at the ugliest parts of yourself, learn some self awareness and impulse control.
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Tell her these things and do better. If you do it before she can't take it anymore and blows up and tells you all this herself, she'll probably believe it's genuine.
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Why do you think youre abusive? What do you say to her?
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My mom started vaping to cut down on snack cravings.
She's lost 12 pounds this month, but everything is sticky from vape shit now.
What do?
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vape juice is slimy not sticky, she's probably just masturbating more instead to make up for it. get some hand sanitiser
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I live with 2 vapers who pretty much consider vaping their only hobby. It doesn't work that way. I can't even tell they're smoking.
>>17642482 has some merit. It's either your mom's cum or something with the cleanliness of your fucking house.
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I wonder if OP is a THICKfag with an Oedipus complex pissed off that his mom is losing weight.
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Feasibility of joining the military to pay for hookers 2016-10-06 06:46:31 Post No.17642465
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Feasibility of joining the military to pay for hookers
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Is it possible to give up on ever being accepted by society and just join the military to use the weekly paycheck of like 1.5k to get hookers? I'm making some nice progress but I dunno if it will be enough in the end, and I've had this idea floating around in my mind for a while now. The military covers a place to live, food, water, medical, all necessities. You get loads of downtime anyways if your not in an combat zone, and 1.5k a week could guarantee you a sex life indefinitely. So how does the idea of checking out of society, going full AWOL and going down this path sound?
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>>17642465
Pretty sure there are easier ways to get and pay for pussy with less commitment than joining the fucking army.
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>>17642476
If you've been normal all your life I guess
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Also it may be 1500 per month but even then that's a lotta hooker money