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How do I communicate on other websites? 2016-10-07 16:48:29 Post No.17647085
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How do I communicate on other websites?
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I have been spoiled by the freedom of speech and expression this place offers. I was posting on a certain internet forum about the state of the Canadian dollar, everything seemed fine. People were making jokes about how they could just wait for Trump to get elected and the USD would drop to CAD levels. I made a Trudeau joke, without using a single slur or making any racist remarks, and was met with a wave of negative response, my post was deleted by a moderator, and I was given a warning. I was on my best behavior, I didn't mention the Mudslimes, the French, socialism, or the Jews; just the fact that the CAD dropped like a rock once Trudeau was elected and that made the recovery efforts put in place before his election worthless. Where is the line drawn? Is it a matter of agreeing with and supporting liberals or being a racist?
How do I talk to normies on the internet?
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>>17647085
>How do I talk to normies on the internet?
Leftists are far from normal, anon. Avoid them at all costs as they are quite mentally ill.
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>>17647133
Not a leftie, i lean towards right wing, but i found that ultra right wing nationalists are even worse
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A lot of sites out there are just echo chambers for some particular demographic, no point in posting there really.
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i just did some sitcom shit guyz.
>be screwing this little yat
>good first times, then harder for us to find time
>at some point i sperg and say "come see what ive got for you"
>no meeting for a bit
>call her today to stall meeting(again)
>everything fine, we agree to meet again another time.
she calls back:
>"oh anon u said you had something for me the other day, i was wondering what it was?"
introduce the laffs:
>i decide to pretend its a secret
>no gril dont worry about that
>"is it a physical thing?"
>i say: would you like it to be a physicsal things?
>she flusters
>i say: wait until i see you next
i have no idea what to do now lol. im sure she knows im talking out my ass. what do i get for her for more bantz?
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oh and advice for fems who have had this wondering....###################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################
i meant my pepe
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and to all you reprobate neet virgins on here. your gonna be ok. you have to clean your whole body right now though, and never turn back.
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give me a (((you))) plx needs gift ideas for my wiafu
My life is pretty much over. Well, the better parts of it at least. I've had a pretty fun life. Almost 25. Don't see myself enjoying myself anymore or able to build a life for myself. Those pipe dreams of having a career, a wife, some kids seem so far out of reach. I can't even be happy with myself anymore. No enjoyment from anything, and if I do muster some, it's fleeting. Either I'm just going to be like this forever, which I don't wanna live through, or there's comes a point where I stop evaluating myself so much, and stop caring, and return to a point in my life where I can enjoy life and not care so much. What happens, /adv/? Do you stop caring as much at a certain age or am I going to be so aware of my every action and word now?
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>>17647009
>My life is pretty much over.
>Almost 25.
I'm 36 and thats the silliest fucking thing I've read all day. You 20 somethings are so melodramatic its ridiculous.
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>>17647015
Well, I feel old as fuck.
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>>17647009
SMOKE WEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD DUDE HOLY SHIT
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How can i fix this bone sticking out of the back of my neck, it has been bugging me for ages and it looks really bad
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Picture got upside down for a reason, sorry about that
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How long has it been doing that?
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>>17646988
well i only noticed it some years ago, even went to a chiropractor and mentioned it and he said it is related to bad posture, that was 2 years ago i payed way more attention to my posture since then and even bought a new chair yet i have seen 0 progress
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What is the best way to get a credit report from each of the various agencies? Preferably for free but if its not too much I will pay.
(last time I did it I went to my bank and asked for one and they printed them for me)
Also: I have been paying off the various little things I owe... An old PayPal account, an old credit card.. All less than $500. Will these be taken off my report and improve my score?
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Just go to creditkarma.com or something
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>>17647451
Cool I'll check them out
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_free_credit_report_websites
There's more than a dozen different websites offering free credit reports, and at least one for each agency.
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Is it wrong to pursue a girl in a relationship?
My brain tells me it's creepy and weird, but movies tell me it's romantic and totally A-ok
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>>17646910
Yes, it's technically wrong, and it's also likely a waste of your time, but it depends on your relationship with this girl. For example, do you know her well? Is this something that's organic and you're realizing you have feelings for each other?
Or is this just some hot chick in your class or something that you don't know all that well and want to date because she's hot or you're fixated on the idea of her?
If it's the latter, don't bother and go find some other chick and get over it. If it's the former, then I say pursue it - the reality of relationships is that sometimes we get in the wrong one, and it takes meeting the right person to realize it.
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What would you think of a guy constantly hitting on your gf?
Seriously, there are no winners here.
>You don't get the girl, get turned down and it's awkward for everyone.
>You DO get her, but this means loyalty isn't her strong site and there'll always be a slight feeling of distrust
>There's also a certain chance of getting the shit kicked out of you by her boyfriend/husband, no matter of the outcome
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>>17646910
>My brain tells me it's creepy and weird, but movies tell me it's romantic and totally A-ok
Your brain is smarter here. Life is not a rom-com.
You wouldn't want someone who demands to be chased anyway. That's a cruel practice, and should not be encouraged. Make your approach, but if she says no, assume she means it.
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How healthy is it, that I want to achieve Chad-mode?I am already tall, have an ok face, workout 5 times a week and have an IQ >125.
Or is the fact, that I have to try enough, to show I won´t ever be a chad.
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>>17646886
>I want to achieve Chad-mode
>have an IQ >125
kek
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>>17646897
Is an good job, not a prerequisite for high social status?
Thats what I wanted to say.
Most Chads who underachive academicly will hit a wall later in life.
Even Chad has to pay bills...
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this image is such a warped interpretation of reality that only robots would fall for it
Did I play this situation right with these two girls?
>at the bar last night for the game, more or less alone (my friend's the bartender)
>girl comes up to me, says "my friends said I should come talk to you," and hops in my lap, wraps my arm around her, and says "wave to my friends."
>I think at this point I'm being fucked with, but I wave anyways
>she hops down, sits in the seat next to me, and we get to talking
>she saw me from afar, thought I was cute, I guess her friends have been giving her a hard time for not talking to guys she thinks are cute, so she went for it
>invites me to come sit with her friends
>I quickly get along with all of them (and have more in common with them than this girl)
>guy in the group suggests we all go next door where it's a little more chill, I'm welcome to join
>we get there, everyone takes up the seats leaving the girl and I to stand
>it's awkward, I make some jokes, she walks off with one of the other guys
>I start talking to her friend, who is super chill - and cute, but not as hot as her friend who came on to me. They look like they could be sisters though.
>we have a lot in common, have a bunch of laughs, she apologizes for her friend, we're clicking
Cont.
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>this goes on for like 30 minutes and I realize girl A is staring a hole through me like her world is ending
>decide "shit, this is the girl that came on to me, I'm being a dick by ignoring her," and excuse myself to go talk to her
>I sit down, dude leaves, ask her if she's gonna come back and hang out with us, turns out she thought I was making fun of her with my jokes
>seems relieved I came back over, we get up, she leans into me, I wrap my arm around her
>spend the rest of the night with her cuddled up with me, holding my hand, playing with my hair - pretty great, right?
>for the next hour she keeps lording it over her friend, saying "I told you I could get him" and "isn't he awesome?" And shit like that
>Girl B looks pretty bummed about her bragging friend, I feel bad
Anyways, the night ended and the girl went in for the kiss and I left her hanging - said we could hang out tonight if she gives me her number. The hook worked and we're all going back out tonight. Yay for me, but I still can't get Girl B out of my mind and if I should have just kept talking to her.
Sorry for the long story, what does /adv/ think?
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>hey guys do i pursue the girl i like, or a random thot that got dared to come onto me out of guilt?
First girl sounds nasty as fuck. Avoid at all costs. I'll give her the friend the benefit of the doubt, but she is likely a bar skank too. It's almost unheard of for sluts to hang out with good girls, because sluts need each other to validate their behavior
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>>17646895
For what it's worth, after talking to Girl A and Girl B and the rest of her friends for a while, I really got the impression that this was a one time thing based off of a dare.
I definitely didn't get the impression that Girl A was coming home with me that night or anything.
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I've been hooking up with an ex recently. I have one pic she let me take like 4 years ago when we were dating (it's on my laptop in a mandatory evacuation zone.) She evacuated and I'm riding out the storm. We're texting now, but I've never asked for nudes before. I'm considering "will you send me a boob pic before I die?" Any advice?
Also, the weather is picking up bad.
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I bet being in a hurricane is comfy af. And yea, nudes before dying is a good line
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Did I mention we are surrounded by evacuation zone? We're on a hill. ~2 hours to impact.
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Thanks. And it is comfy so far. It's still ~2 hours away. There's 4 of us hanging out in the living room. Thanks news says expect 3 days of no electricity and Katrina like damages in our county. A "100-year storm."
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So I love this girl, and she loves me back too. I'm just I'm college and she works in office. Been together for years. But my parents keep telling me that we can't have a future, can it be true?
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>>17646859
Well - why do they think so.
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>>17646859
Your parents don't necessarily know what is best for you, they base their advice on what was best for them. Listen to what they say, but make the decision yourself, based on your own experienced and expectations.
Why do they keep telling you that? What's their reasoning?
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Cause she's of a very different culture, my parents are conservatives. Plus, she older than me. Which is unobvious in our country.
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Warning: This will be the most pathetic thread you'll ever read on /adv/.
30 years old, here and somehow still virgin.
I've never had any girlfriend so I masturbated all my life.
Recently, I've decided to hire some escort and it was awful: I've seen thousand porn videos and yet, I have no idea how to fuck.
Let me explain, I'm not used to move my hips, I'm used at sitting on my ass and only move my hand. So when I actually had to fuck her, it felt weird.
When on top of her, my arms got tired pretty quickly. When we tried doggy, I quickly got tired and out of breath. It didn't feel good, it felt like a workout.
I'm not fat, I'm actually skinny but very weak. But the thing is, I don't think you need to be an athlete to have sex. I've seen fat or weak people fuck all the time in amateur videos.
So what the fuck is wrong with me and what would your advice be (beside sticking to masturbaton because I'm too much of a weirdo to have sex)?
Should I start working out, just for my stamina? I don't think normies have to work out to have sex...
Is it something I will get used to? Did it ever happen to you?
Feel free to insult me.
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>>17646858
i lost my virginity at 22 and it came really naturally to me. i do work out tbf but i dont see how that really makes a difference. i dont know how you have this problem. i know tons of people that dont work out and they have a fine sex life. i didnt feel tired at all. the only position that felt awkward was her on top but that is because my dick has a slit downward bend so it hurt a bit. maybe you should start working out because this just sounds ridiculous.
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>>17646864
slight* sorry not slit
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It just sounds that you're in a really awful shape. No, people don't have to be athletes, but that is still not a problem for most people. Next time just lay down and pay the escort to ride you. Can't get easier or lazier than that.
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I need /adv/ice on long distance relationships.
I know the general consensus is that they don't work and in the past I've agreed. However, I recently got a internship offer abroad and this is the best thing that could have happened to my career. I have a boyfriend I love and just thinking that I won't bee seeing him for six months is awful, but even more worried I am that the relationship will die and I'll lose him for good if I accept this offer.
So, are there anyone here with experience on ldr? Can they work? How often is it mandatory to keep in touch for it to work and how do you manage that if both are leading hectic lives? Please, I really need some hope that this can work.
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Is it only for 6 months? If it is, 6 months is really not that long, and as long as he's a mature and trustworthy person, I don't see why 6 months would be such a big deal
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>>17646824
Yeah, six months. It could be longer time sure, but it's still quite a while considering that we've only been dating for a bit over a year. Plus, there's no way that I could see him even once during it, because it's at least 2 flight trip and we're both are getting paid mainly in work experience and nickles.
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>>17646836
I mean, it's just 6 months. When people trash LDR it's because of like permanently living far. Like if each of you lived on the other side of the world and visited once a year, that shit is stupid. But your thing is only temporary. 6 months is really not long, and if he can't handle going without sex for 6 months than he's a bitch.
tl;dr After installing new hdd no picture on screen, not even bios.
I have a pc with a gigabyte z97 sniper motherboard. Up until today it had a 250gb ssd boot disk and a 3tb sata hdd. Today I installed another 3tb sata hdd after which I briefly unscrewed the motherboard to fix a minor issue with the I/O shield then reattached it with the same screws in the same holes. I never actually "removed" the mobo just moved it 1 cm and back with the power OFF.
When I tried booting it would only find one HDD. After maybe 20 attempts of reattaching the cables (and booting to BIOS after each try) it finally found all three drives. But when I tried to boot into the SSD it would say it wasn't a valid boot drive. Restarting without selecting a boot drive would give the blue PC ran into problem:( screen.
I went to another computer to create a windows install usb and when I came back the PC which had not been touched during this time would no longer give BIOS. Fans and lights turn on but nothing on the screen. Keeping one monitor on the GPU while attaching the other straight to mobo did nothing. I checked every cable and even disconnected the HDDs to see if there was a power issue but nothing changed. When I try to boot without RAM sticks instead of the beeping like I expected the PC starts restarting itself every 10 seconds so I'm not sure if that's intended behaviour in an error situation or not. With the RAM sticks attached it will stay ON until I turn it off. Removing the GPU did nothing either.
What could be the problem and what to try next?
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>>17646798
Have you got the jumper pins in the right place on each drive?
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>>17646811
I don't think masters and slaves exist anymore with S-ATA drives
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How did you try to boot into the ssd?.
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How do I get these cunts off my land?
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>>17646791
Flash shotgun
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What's that?
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>>17646814
What's that?
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How to initiate a 3-way? 2016-10-07 14:13:42 Post No.17646777
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Hi /adv/,
Context:
>been with gf almost 3 years. we live together, very much in love, awesome (monogamous) sex life, strong mutual trust
>both in our late 20's
>we had talked about bringing another girl in the bedroom; she's totally for it, thinks it sounds hot
>one of her friends is really hot, single, bisexual and they have messed around before in the past; made out, sucked each other's tits but nothing beyond that.
>I've always encouraged them doing it; last time it happened I walked in on them on purpose and her friend got really shy and covered up
>It turned me on quite a bit but apparently it was a 'bad time' for the friend and she didnt want to have a kinky menage a trois that night.
>I suspect it was because of a girl she was sort of seeing at the time, and she felt guilty, but if that was the case why was my gf's mouth on her tits?
>I talked to her friend privately before we all went to bed and she said "You're not going to change my mind" but I started rubbing her shoulders, then arms, then tits, then pussy through her clothes - she didnt stop me - and then I said "if you ever feel differently, let me know". we hugged and went to bed separately.
>That was around Christmastime. My gf and I live in a different city than her so we've seen her a handful of times since then. Only once when we were really fucked up did we ever talk about it. I whispered in her ear "Have you thought about what I said?" and she said she thinks about it quite often. At this point she was actually dating the girl I mentioned earlier so nothing happened.
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Fast forward to now. The bi-sexual friend has moved to a different city, so I believe she's currently single. She is coming to our city in November for a work conference and asked my gf to stay with us for a weekend.
I can't tell if she actually wants this to happen or if it's just some fantasy that she will never act on. It is feasible that she just wants to stay with us for non-sexual reasons - her and my gf have been close friends for years.
My question is, how can I turn this weekend visit into a marathon fuckfest with 2 beautiful girls at my apartment? My gf is 100% down, I just don't know how to get something like that started with a 3rd person involved. I don't want to come on too strong and freak her out, but I don't want the weekend to pass by with nothing happening either. Any suggestions? Would especially appreciate a female perspective on this
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tldr
But my general advice if you're a dude is have your gf ask. If the other girl is down, get a date set. It wasn't very complicated in my case, maybe 15 or less fb messages total to setup the whole thing.
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>>17647017
I suppose that's one way to go about it, but it seems clunky and awkward to me. I'd rather be suave about it; get them playing spin the bottle or something on a night we're all drinking, that sort of thing.
There's just something so un-sexy about flat-out asking with no flirting or foreplay involved