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Join the army.

>>17677703
Im 6'2 ~280 lbs It wouldnt be the best option.

What do you have a degree in?

>>17677663
But I like talking to you. Hold on, I'll call now

>>17677682
Fuck you, put the gun in your mouth and make sure the safety is off.

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>>17677687
But I'm just a sad robot

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Bump please assist

If you care about future jobs just don't get credited.
If you want to work with movies or whatever just use your name

>>17677637

create a consistent pen name

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She kept calling me 'daddy' or some weird incest shit while everything I said to her sexually she tried playing it cool by saying "I wish"


Meantime she's still testing me to see if I'll react when she leaves and I say "You can leave honey, the door is right there" and that would literally make her crawling back to suck me. 1 Hour in and she still hasn't gotten me to ejaculate cause she took 3 pee breaks.


Then she kills the vibe completely by pretending to sleep so I let her fake sleep until she started asking me to call her friend to pick her up, I didn't even have her number and my girl's phone was out of service. On top of this, I forgot to mention I drank heavily and my emotions were completely out of touch so when I went to take a piss I got angry that she clogged my bathroom with paper so I tell her to look what she did. She was almost finished dressing up while I was still nude before she went for the door but I tried to see if she really wanted to leave cause she wouldn't have a ride home.
So she starts arguing without realizing that I could've taken her home but instead I just calmly tell her to get the fuck out of my apartment. She leaves my bedroom looking down at the floor with a little girl smile that didn't get what she wanted.


When I went back to the bedroom door I tell her she could stay but there was no response so I walk out naked to my kitchen and see a light blue sky since it's 7:00 AM.
I felt very bad about my decision that night but I realized she felt worse. She didn't lose much but I realized how much of a dumbass I was since she literally has so much interests in what I also like that separates her from the other basic girls that I've been with. I have other options but I want her back
I was thinking of meeting her again somehow since this city is so small and the social life is very small/not a lot to do in the city. So I have two options of contacting her:

Here are my two options:


1. Her friend, who is also into fashion, that I met that night works at Burlington Coat factory, she went home with my older friend but he didn't get laid cause he failed to get her in the mood quick enough. I was thinking of coming in lightheartedly and acting surprised to see her while saying me and her friend had tons of fun that night but I would have to make her seem like I'm not trying to hit on her again and that I just want to talk with her friend, so if I took her out after work or something we can get together with her friend and talk about this.

2. My friend found her on twitter two days ago, so I basically looked at her account and literally everything since that day has been filled with weird stuff associated with what I did with her that night (gifs of eating girls out, girls licking fingers, her interests in a dark mysterious guy that dresses well and can make her laugh, and bondage type stuff) however I scrolled down to the date we had sex and I see her friend posted a picture she took of my girl's facial expressions of me when I talked with her captioned "when he sucks ur toes" which was funny as well. Her snapchat is also there on twitter but I don't know if that would be too creepy/weird to message her to get her to hang out again and I would raise the chances of being blocked instead of seeing her face to face in person


I don't want to apologize for anything but I just want her to feel comfortable and realize that if she wants to have more fun again then we can definitely do something together.


Please help /adv/, I want to know which one is the smartest option to take that would be most helpful/beneficial.

>>17677588
>She leaves my bedroom looking down at the floor with a little girl smile that didn't get what she wanted

What does this mean?

About your question OP, it seems to me she really enjoyed herself with you. She'll make herself available to you one way or another if she wants to see you again.

Fucking cell phones have done irreparable damage to how approaching someone romantically works. Relationships too, with the streamlining of text messages on smartphones. Fuck cell phones. Oh, as for advice go to a bar and talk to a girl that looks interesting. Since your 18 just order juice or something.

>>17677625
lol i'm 18 in Canada. the young cubs can drink here.

>>17677653
In that case go to bar with some mates and drink to high heaven. Fuck women, they're all dumb lying sluts.


That's what I say to myself.

>>17677563
>fight huge amounts
So y'all already fighting lol
But seriously tho, unless you guys have a new baby or already had a kid prior, you should be sexing like rabbits all the time.

>>17677610
Isn't it normal to fight? They're never big fights just silly little ones that are sorted soon after.
We have no kids. There is nothing going on in our lives that would prevent sex. We have our own house and no one around to stop us. Except him obviously.

>>17677563
are you ugly or being cheated on?

That's some prime cut the cord material right there, OP.
Nothing you can do to salvage this thing.

She either realised she wants to be a serious adult now for some reason or she's found someone else, which I find pretty likely.

>girl I like
>ily bb

maybe next time don't jump the gun

>>17677792
he was saying that's how she was talking to him, i think

Dear men,
Do you prefer monogamy or polygamy?
Also is it true that everytime you have sex with the same woman, your attraction to her decreases by a certain amount?

Girls (or guys) I am trying to figure this one out. Nothing is typical with her. Any ideas?

Girl behaves noticeably different towards me than towards other people.
She seems kinda shy or nervous almost. But she is always "busy" when I try to meet up with her. (but claims that we should hangout, but never gets back to me)

I really don't know what her deal is.

If she saw me as just a friend, she would probably treat me the same as any other friend

If she saw me as more, then I would think that she would wanna do something one on one, and get back to me about meeting up

If she saw me as neither, she wouldn't carry on long conversations with detailed replies. Wouldn't claim that we should hang out, wouldn't have given me her number without hesitation


Shit she does or did towards me:

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes.

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

A woman asked me to forgive her for her sexual past and accept her anyways. I said yes at the time but how bad will it be when I tell her I didnt mean it.

>>17677511
Because you have nothing going in your life you can be proud of. Pick up a hobby with friends and go outside. You cant fap when youre with others

>>17677541
>can't fap when youre with others

sure you can anon. just believe in yourself.

>>17677511
you're human
because these things feel good
become a monk and denounce a life of constantly wanting more , become content
meditate

>>17677472
Why are you friends with these people? What is the main reason

>>17677472
"they" want to fuck you OP, this is called negging.

>>17677495
>>17677503
they are the people i have the most in common with and like the most. they never always did it but one of them started to pick of me and now pretty much all of them at least join in with casual bullying. it's quite a large group of people too

How do I get over him? It's been 5 years and we dated in high school. I feel pretty pathetic and it's keeping me from enjoying life. I've done all the usual advice
>Get fit
>Make friends
>Get a hobby
None of it has helped, I still feel so bitter and salty about our break up and I feel like I'll never date again because I'm so hung up on it.

>>17677452
>5 years

damn son im on my 2nd, does the ride really never end?

>>17677452
Mmh that's a field I have less experience in.

Did you try dating again? Did you have sex since you broke up? These two things were the ones that really healed me up when I was at my worst.

Are you in good terms with him? This is something that can eat you up. If you can, try to contact him and make peace. Let the past in the past. You can only win:
Option A) He agrees on peace and you can both leave with a smile
Option B) He's having non of it. Then you can say you did everything you could and he's the one in the wrong after all.
Be careful though, maybe try to avoid talking about his present relationship situation. This might sting a bit more.

Not there ain't a 1000 options to get over a breakup. Anons listed them. I think you did them, but didn't do them well. Normally, a good hobby, something that truly PASSIONATE you will eat your mind, getting you to focus on something else, even completely moving on. Same thing with friends/love interests. Maybe you didn't find what was for you, and that's why you hold on the past, where you were maybe "happier".

Hope this may heal you a bit, may you find peace.

Update: two sips in

>>17677411


You could. Contacting an ex for closure doesn't have to be a bad thing. Maybe they have some shit they wanna clear up with you as well?

>>17677411
Sounds like me and my ex - except i didn't dump her after the first one of these spats.

It took 3 years for me to finally dump her.

Honestly girls like this are just literal light-switches, all happy and then boom do one thing wrong and its cold and icy.

>>17677411
Text her if you want but i'd advise against it

>waited a full day to respond to that question
I wouldn't blame her for throwing your own bullshit back at you.

>>17677405
Oh shit didn't see that, what the fuck OP - you just dug your own grave.

>>17677417
>you just dug your own grave.
Agreed

Monitoring as I need to develop this skill.

>>17677365
bump

the fuck is retroactive jealousy?

>>17677357
>went to the army
>hasn't answered for two weeks
She's cheating on you friendo

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>>17677357
>She decided she wanted to join the army
wtf lel
>mfw I've never wanted to get out of a relationship so bad I joined the army

>>17677367
She joined the army to escape a shitty living condition with her abusive father.
>>17677364
they don't have time to fuck in basic.

Is anyone going to give me advice, I'm really desperate.