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There's this cute girl in my classes who I'm trying to talk to, but there's an issue.
I really have no idea how to classify her. She's kinda a butterface? He face is just kinda off, but it isn't. Her eyes and mouth just seem slightly odd is the best way to describe it. But she's really fucking good looking that aside, and from speaking to her today she seems pretty smart and has a nice personality. Her face isn't terrible, but it looks just off to me. Something with her eyes or mouth just seems off, I can't figure it out, but it's not like a super obvious butterface if she even has one.
I also have no idea what her name is cause I kinda forgot to ask for it talking to her and her friend today, so what do?
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What would you rate her then? Also do you have any kind of class list you can reference? If anything you can search the names for social media profiles to try and find hers.
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>>17680684
To be completely honest I forgot about this being anon for a sec and lied.
I totally stalked the fuck out of her facebook and I know her name, her mouth doesn't really seem to be the issue in all the profile pictures/pictures there are of her, her eyes are mainly the issue. I'm p sure it's a lazy eye but I can't mark it down entirely.
And rating? Well, it's kind of hard. Maybe a 7 or 8? I'm really into legs and shit and she's got probably the best looking legs of all the girls I've seen so far, and entirely she's pretty hot honestly. Also, all of her friends are like the hottest girls in the class as well, so by association she's hot.
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>>17680698
wtf m8 what are you asking advice for? If you should talk to her? I would be interested in a girl that's a 7 or 8 definitely are you saying you would only be interested in 9s or 10s? Wtf are you asking?
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This girl I'm interested in informed me that she has genital herpes. Is this a we can get through this or run away situation?
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Herpes really isn't that bad. Can only get it if you fuck her with an open sore and no condom
If your thinking about her being a long term partner then why not? Your probably going to get it anyway.
That 1/6 statistic is for people with visible symptoms by the way, many people get an outbreak once and then never again, some never get an outbreak.
My girlfriend possibly has it but doesn't stop me from plowing her
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>I'm interested in
Nope.
N O P E.
Save yourself now. Herpes is for fucking life dude. It's not worth the gamble.
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Yeah I was very curious about this. But in my situation it's a girl that I know (who I can easily fuck btw) that has a bf who has herpes. I was a bit standoffish towards the girl when I heard about the story of her bf contracting herpes from his girlfriend at the time which is now his ex. I would like to fuck the girl but would she be considered damaged goods? What are the chances of her contracting herpes from her bf and giving that shit to me? A part of me is telling me to fuck her brains out and another part is telling me to run for the hills. damn.
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How the fuck do you flirt without being creepy?
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I second this post
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>>17680646
>be young
>be attractive
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>>17680658
I am both of these and it isn't working
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I honestly feel like hanging myself or doing something stupid like that because of a stupid celebrity crush. The worst of it is I used to hate people who glamorized celebrities so much but I just have such a connection with this person it physically fucking hurts. I just don't know what the hell to do about it. Has anyone dealt with something similar?
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>>17680640
keel yershelf
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>>17680682
Fuck off
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Anyone?...
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Does anyone have experience with male satisfaction products?
which one do you recommend?
No looking for things to put in my butt btw.
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Regretted it. Not worth, clean up is a hassle
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I got the vortex and stu.
The stu was by FAR better makes you nut very quickly
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>>17680622
Basically this...
>>17680602
I bought a Bad Dragon male toy, not a dildo, basically a fleshlight, and it was not worth the price and clean up. I've only used it a few times, and for about 100 to 200 I spent on it, it wasn't all that much to say about it, kinda boring if anything. The noises though were pretty hot, but other than that, it felt dead and boring.
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Hey, my girlfriend is going through a depression right now, and I have no idea what to do to help
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Why is she in depression ?
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i recommend that you speak to a professional about it, it is not easy to be in a relationship with somebody who is depressed. i did it for 3 years.
you have to take a lot of care for this person, but you have to remember to take care of yourself.
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>>17680612
Hard time of year for her. Her father passed away a few years ago and his birthday is this month. She started going to school, she's working full time, and she's had a pretty fucked up life. This isn't her first depression
>>17680631
My last relationship was 3 years with a cutter, who I managed to get to stop and got her away from her abusive mother, in with her dad across the countryear. I did not take care of myself and have learned better
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If you drive to another part of town, shoot someone on the street, and speed away, what are your real chances of getting caught
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Idk if it's some random fucker and you use an
unregeistered weapon probably get away with
it. If you would kill a NIGGER or SPIC it would be
Appreciated.
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The chance of getting caught is proportional to the number of witnesses. This increases greatly with CCTV.
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The fuck? Suge Knight is that you?
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Can anybody here make me feel better about going to uni when I'm 21 instead of 18?
I'm currently 18 and due to bad life choices and life mistakes I have calculated that I will be attending uni when I turn 21 and it just makes me feel so sad!
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Its not like there is a set age when people go, and 21 still isn't that late. At my community college there are lots of people at least twice my age.
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>>17680541
And how old might you be?
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Alright adv, I seriously need your help. I need to break up with my girlfriend, but I live in a smaller town, and she's popular with everyone. In addition, we work together. And, she's a tad crazy. How do I get out of this situation alive, without being falsely accused, or pulling time in prison?
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Bump, please help me
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>>17680529
bite the bullet and break up. if she accuses you of anything, tell her to fuckin prove it by court of law. she won't be able to, because you didn't do anything, and she'll just be another dumb lying bitch who won't be your problem anymore
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>>17680555
Trips of truth, but the thing is, she has a fuckton of people willing to lie about it. wouldn't an assload of people saying I did something overrule the fact that there's no evidence?
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My mate's been acting like a prick since he got a new girlfriend, not sure what to do.
At first it was okay, he was just annoying because he wouldn't speak about anything other than her in really un-subtle ways (which he still does... Like if you are licking an ice cream he will be like "fuck ice cream I just lick my girlfriend's pssy instead!")... By the way I don't understand why he does this because he's been in a relationship before.
But now he's started insulting me and our other friends, being arrogant as fuck, and it's starting to piss me off.
Like now before his usual tirade about his girlfriend he will say "not that you guys would know anything about this" at the start of it. Like "not that you guys would know anything about this but when you're with a woman..." or "not that you guys would understand but when you get a lot of pussy..." And he keeps hinting that he's better than us. He keeps saying shit like "this is why I get laid and you guys don't". Or just general arrogance not targeted at us. Btw he literally can't go 5 minutes without bringing her up.
I can tell one of my other mates is done with it because we went to his house and he just stayed in his bedroom while we spoke to his brothers instead.
I don't want to bring it up because if I try to correct one of his insults and prove him wrong, or just call him out even, that makes me seem reactive and like a bitch... But it's shit hanging out with him now, he spends the entire time talking about her non-stop, patronizing and insulting me repeatedly to make himself feel bigger etc. I just get back home feeling pissed off hoping that he'll be too busy having his "dirty sex" with her to come over again until he stops being a dickhead.
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Drop his lame ass and never let him hang around you or your friends again.
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>>17680559
I been best mates with him for like 5 years, known him for almost 10.
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>>17680527
tell him that you masturbate to porn and it's all you care to know, and that you wouldn't like to hear any more details about him sexing his gf, in fact you find it annoying.
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I want to sell my eu citizenship by marriage
21. Grill. Want money to study.
Do you guys think this is a bad idea? Of course we would get a prenup and then divorce. I would ask for 60k
Where could I offer this?
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>>17680513
60k by divorce? Man, that's a dirty way to get 60k. Have you considered getting a job?
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>>17680532s
I am not talking about trying to force someone to marry me. I am talking about someone interested to pay 60m for me to marry them WITH a prenup
I do not want to scam anybody.
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>>17680549
>I do not want to scam anybody.
Other than indirectly everyone.
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I just got finished writing a suicide note. I'm not sure if I'm going to go through with it or not. I don't really know what to do with the note, in the event that I don't go through with it.
Should I burn it? Has anyone ever tried this? Does it make you feel any better? It feels like it would be symbolic, but I think it would feel pretty empty and wouldn't do much.
I would like to get better, but I'm having a hard time with it. I've recently lost a lot of friends, and since I spend most of my time in my apartment for work reasons, I don't get out much.
>inb4 get a therapist
I really don't have enough money to afford a therapist, without taking on debt. I don't have insurance, either. Things are kinda rough right now. My nearest family is about 300 miles away, which also gets kind of tough. I'm at a loss, and I'm only 20. I've been living alone for 3 years, and I'm starting to hit what feels like a wall. I can't afford to take time off work and take classes, but I don't have a lot of opportunities for better work without getting an education.
I've been poor all my life, though, so that's not really what's bothering me. What's bothering me is the emptiness I feel about everything, the way I look at the life around me and it doesn't even spark anything. I feel cold most of the time. When I do go out, I try to be cheerful, friendly, smile to other people, but on the inside I don't really care, I just wish I was dead or asleep most of the time.
I'm not sure where to go, or what to do. I tried LSD once, and that made me feel better for a few months, but that was a long time ago and I wasn't in nearly the same emotional depths I've been feeling recently. I'm too scared that I'd hurt myself to try that route again. If anyone has any advice, I welcome it.
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Mine from years ago is in some junk folder on my computer somewhere, forgot about it until this thread showed up. It's not a symbolic thing that I thought burning it would help, it's just another lost word doc.
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yeah burn it. anyone who reads it will be very sad. or you could throw it away, it will go into the garbage.
anyway cheer up man, when I get sad I like to rip my pubic hairs out with duct tape. Really gets me going, man! Yeah!
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Well first off don't kill yourself. You're super young (probably sucks to hear but whatevs, you are) life can really suck a lot until you find your way. But it gets better. Bite the bullet and go to school if it's what you'd like to do, college isn't a must. If not move to where you have good job prospects.
Do you guys have any advice that would help self improvement? any would be greatly appreciated
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I try to make myself a better person everyday. Talk to the person who people outcast. (Sometimes they have the best stories) talk to the people who always seem down (sometimes they hold the brightest smiles) just try to make yourself a better person everyday.
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>>17680514
Thank you ghost, have you found happiness through doing this?
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Kind of a vague question. Self improvement as in looks, personality, confidence, etc?
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I'm working towards a computer science degree.
What should I do with it? I have no idea.
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become a computer scientist.
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Make vidya games
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>>17680460
I don't want to. Can I do something else?
>>17680462
I hate vidya
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/adv/ I need help
I need someone to give me a completely ignorant, outsider opinion
My life right now:
>got a promotion at my shitty retail job
>I'm a supervisor
>Get offer from competitor
>Same job, full time, with benefits
>Awesome!
>Take it
>I'm terrified of the store
>I'm selling product I don't understand
>Half the team already decided they hate me before I started
>Mom suggests I take a semester off of school to figure my shit out
>Dad says he'll disown me if I quit school even for a semester
>If I do well at said job, the store will pay for me to get expensive certifications
I feel like I made the wrong choice, but I can't go back. There's really good stuff about this job, but I just feel like I should have stayed where I was comfortable. This job is so unsure. I was hired on a whim and they expect a lot of me.
Some of the perks outweigh the cons, but I just don't know if it's worth possibly losing a semester of school over
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Protip: they take anyone who's willing to work the hours as supervisors or managers when it comes to shitty wageslave jobs.
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>>17680380
I wish that was true
my old job only does part-time management
I had to do a shit ton of training to be able to do all the stuff they expected of me
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>>17680390
It is true. They may say it's part time, but I've known so many people who have had to work next to full time hours after they're promoted, and they can't really say no. Supervisors and managers are expected to go above and beyond what regular staff are.