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Have you considered that she gives a heck about you

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Wow, you are one real cunt nugget aint you.
She is your fucking mom. Give her some respect, would it kill you to have a conversation with her?
What a shallow fucking piece of shit you are. how dare you be so rude to your OWN MOTHER. Goddamn, what the fuck is wrong with you?
You got no problem talking to your friends.. talk about the same shit with her. Ask her opinion about anything. Fuck, you better read "how to win friends and influence people" ASAP.

>>17678951
You're a huge faggot and you're likely doing sub par in school and to ashamed to face it.

You are a shit tier human.

>>17678928
bump for interest

>>17678928
get a tent and air mattress

>motel
>airbnb
>craigslist

I had this problem before, never found a real answer, I just waited till the house was free.

>>17678907
It's not that good. There's a lot of prep work to go through.

With my last LTR, we used to do anal, but it was pretty much only when she was on her period because of the hassle. She loved it though, always came.

But, I'd get shit on my penis, in my pubes, and if I was wearing a shirt, it'd get on that, too.

It doesn't feel all that different from regular sex from a guys perspective, but for her initially the pain is rough, but it feels pretty good after you get it going.

Try it. Shove something dick sized up your ass.

>>17678922
why not have her do an enema?

use veet or nair

>>17678897
wax or pluck the hairs like feathers on a chicken

>>17678911
>>17678905
Should i use clippers?

>>17678859
You do realize you are asking for sexual health advice from a board full of dweebs who have never spoken to a real live girl, don't you?

>>17678859
Go to a doctor or free clinic and get tested. Find out if you have the herp.
If you do find out you have it and don't tell your partners then you're a piece of shit.
And if you live in the US then you can be sued for knowingly passing an STD/STI.
Regardless if you have an STD or not, you're one of the reasons diseases like this are so rampant, at the first sign of one you should get diagnosed, take medication and inform your partners whether you're using protection or not (warts can be spread even with a condom)

>>17678900
I went to the doctors when I had it, That's how I know I had it, I got treatment and It's been gone since.

what the fuck did you do?

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>go to jail
>kicked out of school

maybe talk to your parents/a doctor about your plans.

Focus your energy on any of your other Chakras. Try moaning to focus on your throat, or breakthing slowly, or flexing your abs, or think about baseball.

Think of bad, bad things.

>>17678839
I do, about not lasting long enough...

>>17678827
LONDON
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You want to take the initiative too much. You're not a guy, you don't have to. Just look good, be a bit more passive, mysterious, and let the guys orbit you. Bonus points for fuck me boots.

>>17678827
I volunteeer as tribute

Don't go into a field that involves math.

Forgot to add I was homeschooled my whole life.
What should I do to get a better education?

do you want to have a higher math level first of all?

Looks don't have that much to do with it, that being said you look like you're 14-15 years old. And you drive a literal fag mobile real estate agent car.

Work on your attitude I guess.

>>17678736
Go to sleep, Elliot

Didn't you faggots learn anything from Elliott Roger?

>>17678716
to be happy and to try as long as you need to have success

>>17678716
Rich parents. If not, then you'll have to decide between one or the other.

The best way is to set goals to the highest you can dream of. Always live within your means basically someone will always have more then you and someone will always have less don't worry about it stay true to your self and try your fucking best.

Come on man, you don't need a girl in your life to get good grades. If you're trying to depend on another person to provide your emotional well-being then you really shouldn't be in a relationship.

Focus on your schoolwork and get it together. Stop asking out a fuckton of girls and try to find one that you actually connect with. Being sexual is fun, but it's not a necessary part of succeeding in your life goals like getting good marks in college is.

>How did you guys survive college?
Take it like its a job, spread out your work evenly.

Also what is stressing you out so much that you can't raise your gpa?

>>17678703
>try to find one that you actually connect with
This sounds nice. How do I go about doing this in a timely manner?

Being in a romantic and sexual relationship is necessary though. I was a C student in high school, and then I dated someone for a year, and ended up getting straight As for the entire year, boosting my GPA enough to get into college, and then when she left me to fuck kikes, I become a C student again. A few of my professors have said that their kids have gone through the same thing in high school and college where when they're dating their grades skyrocket. I feel like a lot of people who've been through long periods of time woth and without a girlfriend could understand that.

>>17678687
Get later in bed. I'm a night owl and whatever hour i go to bed I always get up at about 9

>>17678719
But I want to wake up earlier as well

Does it take you a while to actually fall asleep?
Do you wake up multiple times throughout the night?

>>17678672
Pics and i can tell you how cute

>>17678672
Why do you want online orbiters? Isn't there a website for that?

>>17678677
ive already been told im cute by anons on here

>>17678643
you're bf is a shithead

>>17678643
He wasn't looking for honesty, you dumb twat. He was looking for something to be turned on about, and you fucked it.

What did you do by the way, you obviously dirty whore?

>>17678643
Just be thankful he revealed his true self so early, you're better off without him.

But out of curiosity, what did you say?