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Best Condoms /adv/?
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>>17680955
skyn by lifestyles
made from polyisoprene. feels much better than latex, does not have that awful latex smell, wont irritate anyones potential latex allergies
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Pull-out method.
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>>17680955
Make sure to poke a tiny hole in the tip to let a little bit through. It's like a vaccination so she can build an immunity to your sperm.
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My girlfriend just put me in the friendzone. Literally an hour ago. She said she just wanted to be friends.
We just signed a one year lease for a new apartment two weeks ago. After we finally got everything moved in and situated, we met our neighbors and went to a few parties we were invited to. She started spending a lot of time with the girls that live in the apartment across the hall. She spent the night over there last night and tonight was the first time I had seen her since then. When she saw me in the corridor, a weird facial expression formed on her face and she grab my hand and dragged me into our apartment. She said that we needed to talk. She told me to sit on the couch and then she sat down next to me. She told me how much she loved me and that I've been a really good boyfriend, but she said something happened last night and she can't deny that it happened. Apparently, one of the girls across the hallway has a brother named Steven. She and Steven spent a lot of time talking last night and really hit it off.
I started to get really mad. I interrupted her, and asked, "Did you fuck him?
She said, "No, but I'm going to."
I was speechless. After a few seconds of silence, she told me that she slept with him on the foldout couch that night but swears they didn't do anything sexual. She claims that they just talked all night. She kept going on and on about how amazing Steven is and how smart he is and how attracted to him she felt. She said she was really tempted to fuck him and was proud of herself for not caving to the temptation. She wanted to talk to me first.
"I have too much respect for you to cheat on you, anon. I wanted to break up with you before I have sex with him, so that we can still be friends."
She's over there right now and he's with her. What am I supposed to do?
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Is this pasta?
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Fuck her. Let her pay her own shit and move the fuck out. Proceed to never talk to her again.
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>>17680891
holy shit dude
I'm sorry.
Figure out your exit plan right now, and leave her.
Or find another bitch and live with her.
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I'm going to ask out a girl in highschool, It's my first time trying to date and asking a girl out, any tips. I'm just planning on asking at the end of the school day. Likely to just be upfront and if she says no to move on
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>>17680858
You want to talk to her one on one, but don't trap her. Eye contact can be about 2-3 seconds long before you can break away for a little bit. Practice what you want to say in front of a mirror. It's cringe-inducing, but you'll at least ditch the worst things you can say. Also, smile a little bit. That's another thing to practice. I'm not very good at talking to people, but if you smile at them in a friendly, non-obsessive way, then you'll get a better reaction out of them
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>>17680858
Just do it. Don't make a big deal out of it. If she says yes, enjoy it. If she says no, ask someone else. If you do it enough, you'll get good at it.
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>>17680969
Thanks for the help, I will try to follow the advice
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Hey, /adv/. I'm 20 years old and I just got back from failing to have sex for the second time. I wasn't stressed or anything, but the damn thing wouldn't stay up. What should I do?
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>>17680838
Viagra
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Check a doctor for blood flow issues.
Or the girl you could be with could be boring.
Or you aren't cardiovascularly fit.
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>>17680850
OP here. I don't think blood flow issues are the problem, and we've been dating for almost a year, so that's not it either. I think the last one is the most probable
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How do I tell my parents that I got a 67 in one of my classes when they expect me to get above 80?
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Stop giving a shit, it's just a grade?
If you're in highschool it literally doesn't matter
If you're in university you can retake the class next semester
And that's assuming you've actually failed the class, not did poorly on a single assignment
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>>17680821
Once I got a 57% class end total in a thermodynamics class.
It turned out to be a C. Three guys in the class, one got a 76% , an A and the third got a 38%, an F.
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>>17680913
what school has a class for 3 people? did everyone drop the course or something
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High school student here living with two younger siblings and his parents. My older sister has already gone off to college, and I can't get her support anymore.
Mom and Dad are always yelling at each other, literally shouting at the top of their lungs. Youngest brother has Asberger's syndrome, always in a battle back. Since he's slightly autistic, you can imagine some of the stuff he yells is rather terrifying from an outsider's perspective. Things like, "I'm going to kill you," or "I'll rip your throat out." In actuality, believe me, this kid is shy as hell and only explodes when he's provoked by my parents. My Mom and Dad are always engaging in a shouting match at full volume, so much so that it's a goddamn testament to the fucking goodwill of my Christian neighbors not to report them.
My attempts at calming them down goes unheard. I bet it would be utterly pathetic to watch me as I beg for them to lower their voices just a bit so that at least our neighbors aren't bothered. Today was the last straw though, when my dad told me to 'go call the cops if I'm so bothered,' and pushed me against the wall. We're both 5'11" so I wasn't injured, but the confrontation made my blood boil.
Believe me, a divorce isn't happening. They aren't the type. I'd rather bring up some form of outside counseling to the house. I've contacted my sister but her advice is just to wait out the storm for two more years until I also go to university. It feels like a coward move. I can't just abandon my other two brothers AND the neighbors because of these idiots.
What should I do? Is there any help I can seek? I've tried googling my problem in so many variations, but it's always bullshit flowery advice aimed to tell parents how it's "damaging to a development of a child."
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Your sister may be right. Read the book Hillbilly Elegy. That guy had a similar environment growing up, but his grandma and grandpa encouraged him and helped him. You will relate to him and may learn something from him. I am not religious but when I was with an alcoholic I started going to Alanon. The serenity prayer helped so much. Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things that I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. You can't change anyone else's behavior but your own. Try Alateen. Not sure if your parents drink or do drugs but they are acting like addicts so I think it would help you cope and figure out what you can do. If there is no Alateen go to Alanon. the literature is totally applicable to your situation.
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Have you ever recorded them with your phone and played it back at a time when they were more calm?
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>>17680844
Thank you kindly for the advice. Neither of them touch Alcohol nor partake in drug use. Clearly they've got their priortities in line...
I'll check out the book you talked about. It'll at least help my mental state.
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18 year old Australian tranny reporting
How the fuck do I get a job? These little teenage shits keep getting chosen over me because they're cheap as fuck.
I didn't need a job until now and I'm fucked because I don't have experience. I really should've when I was younger and cheaper but not anymore.
What do? Not many places to volunteer and I'm too small and weak for hard labour.
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I should add that at this point I've been looking for over a year and have applied to at least hundreds of jobs.
I've had my resume checked by a recruiter and they thought it was really good for someone with zero experience. I also have references. They've never been called so they aren't the issue.
Thinking I might just cut my losses and try to go to uni and find a job after 4 years when I'm actually useful.
My current skills are ideal for a receptionist or office assistant role but I'm not a real girl yet and you need to be a girl for that so that isn't happening.
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>>17680818
You're 18 and they are choosing other teenagers over you. What sort of "wage advantage" do you think they have over you?
I'm 22 and I've been in the same shitty university restaurant job for four years now. No one gives a shit between a 16 year old and an 18 year old, believe me. I've been a part of recruitment, our objective is to hire someone that doesn't look like a shithead or act like a shithead.
I'll be blunt. Get your resume checked out and pruned. Practice interview skills and demonstrate your eagerness for the job. Dress well, act professionally.
I don't know why you mentioned you are a tranny, are you giving off some sort of identity confused vibe to potential recruits? We're not that discriminatory where I work, but if I had to choose between your average Joe and a guy who is still in that awkward transition state during hormonal therapy, I'm choosing Joe Schmoe.
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>>17680840
Huh. I see we cross-posted.
Going to uni would better your salary earning anyway, but an office receptionist or medical receptionist wouldn't be that bad either.
I see you said:
>I'm not a real girl yet
so I'm afraid maybe that discriminatory aspect I mentioned might be playing part here.
Whatever you do, don't give up.
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I missed the deadline for graduation this semester by over a week and feel like the biggest fucking moron for it. I didn't think there would be a deadline at all, I just figured, "Do it before December and you're fine." Then I went ahead and tried to get the ball rolling on it earlier today, and found out that I couldn't. I wanted to puke. God I'm a dumbass. Tomorrow I'm going to talk to my advisor and PRAY that there's something I can do about it. My parents are going to be so pissed if (or when) they find out about this, I might even get kicked out over this dumb shit. All because of something that probably would have taken a couple hours to do, at most.
I'll do extra paperwork or petition the registrar for it or pay a fee or whatever, I don't care. But, if there's absolutely nothing I can do about not being able to graduate this semester, what should I say to my parents? I don't think I'm depressed or of a cognitive disposition that makes me completely dysfunctional, but I won't rule out that my procrastination might be a part of something that needs to be diagnosed. I've always felt kind of off since high school, but I wanted to sit down with my parents and talk about it AFTER college. I thought I had enough willpower to at least do that, but once again, here I am, delaying graduation because of something fucking dumb. This is always the story with me and I'm tired of it, I seriously need some kind of help. What should I do?
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bump, could seriously use some input here
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Sorry, I have never heard of this happening before.
I'm a third year myself, so maybe talk to the advisor like you mentioned. Worst case scenario, you "stick around" for another term, right? You can take some shitty elective to stay enrolled. I don't see why you would get "kicked out."
But what do I know, right?
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Doesn't that just mean you have to wait for the next ceremony?
Also my uni sends out reminders and whatnot, didn't yours?
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What's your reason for living? 2016-10-18 03:21:54 Post No.17680785
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What's your reason for living?
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Why do you sell your own life to yourself with every coming day? Why do you rise with the sun and choose to fight another day?
Why do you stay relevant and alive?
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I even know anymore
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cause something cool could happen
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Pure habit.
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Okay, I'm really ugly, I'm the worst looking guy you'll ever see, and my fate is to die alone.
Since is impossible to fix it.
How do I cut my face off?
I want to leave the eyes but the rest has to come off.
How should I do it?
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>>17680742
You could save up money for plastic surgery.
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>>17680742
>I cut my face off
no, stop
this is why surgeons exist
they cut your face off properly
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All you need to do is to smile more.
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Idk what do about niece. Idek what to say 2016-10-18 03:02:53 Post No.17680738
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Idk what do about niece. Idek what to say
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I'm 18 and live with parents but decided to stay at my sister's house for a couple days because I have no car and nearest town to my house is 10 minute drive away so I'm basically stranded with nothing to do at home.
Sister has 4 kids
Anyways so I'm visiting my sister's and around 10 at night my sister and her husband start arguing. She will get irritated and try to walk away in frustration but her husband will hold onto her to make her stay and argue about whatever. He has this super (and i mean super) strong sense of needing to resolve everything right then and there. He will then defend his annoyance with "oh whats wrong with wanting to discuss this and make sure everything is okay and love and happiness and blah blah blah" My sister on the other hand would prefer to just stop talking about a thing all together as she just doesn't want to deal with arguments for extended periods of time.
Anyway so they are arguing in the living room and I'm just in the kitchen making some pizza roles. The house is shit imo. The living room and kitchen are just in the same giant room. So i can hear them. My 7 year old niece kinda slowly drifts toward me (im guessing trying to decide whether or not to comment) and hesitantly looks up and says "this happens every night. it happens every night and dad always starts the arguments and mom doesnt want to" in a hushed voice
Ya know what I fuckin said?
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>"got me some pizza roles u want one?"
Completely ignored it. Idk wtf to say. I'll probably be here for a few more days too so if what she says is true then it'll probably keep happening. Its not my business as i am a guest in the house. He always seems to take out his frustrations toward my sister on the kids as he was yelling at them right as they were going to bed.
I usually stay out of family business because it's like fucking personal politics and one wrong move can be very ugly. But how can I just ignore it.
These kids have been in terrible conditions before because my sister had gotten in the wrong crowd and sent to prison but she is better now and has changed for the better. They've been with more abusive father figures, more neglectful environments and in shitty foster care. So I know this isn't the worst they've seen it.
I just don't want them to go back to being in a dysfunctional household. Especially the 7 year old because she was young when most of the bad shit happened and she doesn't remember it.
Her husband seemed an alright guy until after the marriage then it slowly started to degrade
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Kill him
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>>17680739
Sounds like the father is abusive, marriage counseling, or some form of therapy would be advised, if not. Idk what to tell you.
4 kids is a bad move, especially in today's world. She should'a stopped at 2, so if shit went down, she could take care of them on her own.
I would say divorce, but idk.
Ignoring it would be a semi-bad idea. But, it's her life, and her decisions, not wholly yours.
If you attack this thing from a Christian or religious perspective you'd probably wanna help those kids out as much as possible, and say fuck the parents, whom both sound like complete retards, the guy sounds like an empty headed ignorant moron, and she shouldn't have had those extra kids to begin with.
If they are religious, bring it up to a pastor and have her talk to the pastor.
Inb4 Christ-fag, kyi
If not, therapy, or marriage counseling. Which honestly, is expensive, time consuming and only helps a little. Sounds the the husband doesn't really care either way other than being right.
But, if you are religious a church could help out quite a bit, one of the few benefits of religion is that there is charity to be given.
But, it sounds like you might be kinda a slug yourself a little, so idk.
Give your sister emotional and social support at the VERY least if you can stomach it.
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>going out of state for a Con
>"you can stay with me as long as you dress in lewd"
>"I won't touch you at all or do anything weird I just want some eye candy"
Is this safe? Should I go along with this? I've known them for a year, they don't seem aggressive enough to do anything weird. It's a free place to stay and they said they'd provide food
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It's always a bad idea if they're wanting arm/eye candy
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No. I mean it's unlikely that he'll try to straight up rape you but at best it will be a deeply uncomfortable and disturbing experience.
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Neckbeards are scary people
I'm not joking about this
They will think they won't do anything, but their autism will guide their cock
Please be careful, anon
Use airbnb instead
it's cheap enough and it's safe
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My dad killed my mom before committing suicide when I was eight.
Grew up, mental disorders, shit life.
High school dropout, long criminal record. No friends. Casual sex, but never been in a relationship.
Need advice.
1. I binge eat to feel better. I'm extremely picky, too. I'm up to 220 lbs, and I have stretch marks all over myself. I look and feel disgusting.
2. I'm a porn addict who's in deep. Started straight; now I'm twisted as fuck.
3. I pick my nose so bad my septum is almost perforated. I pick deep, too. It hurts. I also eat it, which makes me feel ashamed.
I'm stuck between three garbage habits, and it's been this way for years. I'm stuck. I don't know what to do.
I have mental disorders that make me extremely impulsive.
Just throwing this post out there to see if someone can help me. I'm honestly stuck.
I've tried to kill myself multiple times. Slashed my throat open two years ago. If the knife was sharper, I'd be dead. I know next time is the time; I know what it takes.
I'm staying alive for my grandma.
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I'm not sure if I can help, I recommend a therapist or a psychologist. Here's a bump.
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Other than jerking your nose and cock to porn, what else do you do with your time?
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>>17680693
Definitely try a therapist or counselor. They can be a huge help. I owe my life to them.
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Could use some general advice fellas
>Be me
>Lead engineer at a company
>Couple of recent projects have been going successfully and coming to an end.
>I decided to let me managers know about how the staff I am working with and what they have done for us has been very good work
>Tell our dept manager we should have a pizza party or something at work
>We do this every couple of months, and I think as a way to show appreciation at least lunch is on the company this time,
>My manager is sending a report to upper management and we are going to do it
>I brought this up because the people I work with honestly have been doing a great job
>My manager says good job etc..
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I like pineapple and pepperoni, but not everyone does.
You can't go too wrong with three meat, double cheese, and veggie.
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What is the question
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>>17680716
I feel weird about this
I am not a manager and I recommende to management that our staff could use a little food, office relationship building, and just a day we ca take a long lunch and enjoy our time at work
>Did i overstep my title?
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I've always loved kids and I've always wanted to be a father. I've taken care of kids of relatives and friends so I know the difficulties. However I'm turning 30 in a week and I've yet to meet the woman who'd be my wife and mother to my children. How do I go about having the family life I've always wanted. I didnt think finding a motherly woman would be so hard.
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I would say to look for a woman who has motherly traits, like being protective of others, loving, listening, and caring. It may help you
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Carry On OP you'll find your girl.
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have you tried looking outside your apartment?