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>>17672922
Have a harem of girls.

Self-realization and lots, lots of steamy sex.

>>17672922
Take over the world.
But I can settle for being a famous writer.

What makes you think 4chan, of all places, is a good place to get advice about this?

Are you what they call "special"?

>>17670641
>Yes I know this eliminates my ability to be gf material
We both know you'll just lie about having done it.

>>17670665
Lie? No. Am I going to bring it up immediately? No.

>>17670661
Just giving it a shot.

There's an old photo from 3 years ago on a former friend (more like frienemy) posted on another former friends fb wall. It was 'banter' and didn't offend me at the time but now would like it gone. Especially with the 'on this day' feature facebook has now I'm paranoid it will be shared again (one of the former friends constantly 're-shares' the on this day stuff).

Would it be petty to ask for it to be removed all these years later? I feel weird asking especially considering I don't talk to either of them anymore. Should I report the photo to be taken down? Does it notify them that it was reported and does fb generally take down things you report?

I'm not sure how to go about it but would really like the photo removed but I'd almost feel embarrassed asking people I don't speak to anymore to take it down. What would be my best option? Its really been bugging me and I know I've blown it into something way bigger than what it is

I got an Aneros Helix Syn, and again attempted to have a prostate orgasm (or at the very least pleasure), but to no avail. Nothing.

Worse, it seems anal stuff occasionally, after orgasm, makes me feel awful physically. Nausea, headache, eyes don't feel like they're focusing quite right, feel mentally sloppy and dulled, etc. It's very strange. All the mechanical causes I can think of don't quite make sense. Perhaps it's psychogenic, I don't know. Occasionally I will get post-orgasm headaches regardless.

So it's 4 am, I wasted my time (again), only got a net negative out of it.

I don't think my total lifespan will be longer than 40 - 50 years. I don't have a cliche drive to "make the most of every day", but perhaps I should be focusing more heavily on other things. I wouldn't mind too much if I got killed off soon, most of me doesn't want to be alive. I'm a broken mess that will probably never feel any kind of real fulfillment.

Hey, Albert Perez, what the fuck was with that power outage you caused earlier. I know you're a black hat hacker and all and you watch me through hidden spy cameras. But seriously, shouldn't you be out drinking large quantities of beer or some other alcohol. I mean, you really need that to hang out at the bar or at the nightclub, because all that work you do at Esprit, I mean I've seen some of hard shit that you have to do over there, it's makes people feel like crap because they can't do the same work you do and get paid minimum wage. Oh, wait, you probably got a raise working at Esprit, right? Fuck you and fuck off, you drunken alcoholic. Oh wait, what's that you're trying to say? I'm getting fat because I eat too much Cheerios and sweets. At least you've got a great vegan diet that you adhere to, and you follow it quite religiously. Here's hoping you stay on that vegan diet and never go off it, I mean, I hear you can get seriously sick from parasites in meat and animal organs like the omnivores who have to eat animal proteins and animal fat.

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Holy fucking shit dude

This is the downside of photos on the internet; not sure how to help but here's a bump

>>17667531
contact facebook customer support

>>17667647
thankyou for the bump

>>17667648
do they reply?

>>17666579

why do women cheat, when you give them almost everything they want and still it doesn't seem like enough, why?

>>17666579
Why do they lie about size not mattering?

How do I meet women on a college campus?
How do I maintain a relationship without having a car and thus not being able to take them to far-away places as is traditionally expected?
What should I do if I start developing feelings for a female friend who I'm pretty sure doesn't reciprocate?

I once rubbed myself against a chair during class, because I was horny. I blame my period hormones.

When I was like 4 I pushed a toddler off a slide (sideways), while we were at the top, pretty sure she had permanent brain damage.

No regrets

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>>17664522
>I had sex with your mom when she cheated on your dad about 20 years ago and you might be my son.
I love you son.

I respect you all no matter your current situation or past.

Been lurking your discord for a while now, you guys give me hope. I thought this was going to be another /r9k/ shitfest.

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This is an odd question but have any of you NEETS in burgerland ever donated plasma for cash? I'm just curious and also a bit nervous.

I know it has a seedy rep among some people but I'm almost flat broke right now this month and I don't want my cat to starve. I found the best reviewed facility in a nicer part of my city and 'scheduled' a visit on Friday. This month new donors get $50 on their first, second and third donations so a total of $150. To get this you just have to do the initial donation this month.

I've got all the ID needed, no medical issues or anything I can think of that would prevent me from donating, etc. I plan on staying hydrated, eating right before and after and so on. Any tips from anons that have done this?

Lulu,
I love you. Even though you stopped talking to me after I seemed u as emotional support during the time my parents were discussing divorce, I forgive u. I see u everyday and it brings me so much pain knowing that I lost my only chance at happiness. It was my first true bond to someone, I didn't want it to end with u not even saying a word to me. I love you!!!

Dear world:

Fuck you.

Hermit.

Dear, Elie
I fucked up. I love you to no end but I'm beginning to question just how I love you. I've been talking to this strange chick Jill and just the fact that she makes me lust and lose myself in was that a married man shouldn't. I don't have any sentimental attachments to this Jill but I lust. On another note I have also to commited to my dream in life. It's coming along slowly but this will take dedication, patience, blood, sweat, tears and many cigarettes just to keep cool. I can not and honestly don't think I can give the attention and fulfil things that you need. You are needy and I do actually enjoy that but I have to make sure I can carry my own before I carry a child. I love you but internally i am completely and totally in conflict and well, I don't know what to do but what's best for me. There's so much out there for you and I want to enjoy my life while I have it.
J-

>>17675351
Girls flirt, they just do but you confirmed you don't still like the other girl so this one thought oh shit maybe he likes me or thinks I like him and that is a no go and better stop

>>17675376
Oh... So what should I do? Is she trying to hide an attraction to me?

>>17675385
no, she's afraid you are available and will misunderstand the flirting as she being interested resulting in a very uncomfortable situation where she has to parry your attempts to ask her out

> should I just kill myself ?
this

>26
>2 weeks
Yeah, I'd give up at this point. I'm only 20 and in two weeks my face is covered. Some people try rogaine as a last resort, something to consider.

>>17675327
Unless you have really good beard genes in you then it'll take a very long time. Like I can grow a full beard in less then a month, but my friends been growing his for like 4 months and just started to have it connect a little. The best advice I can give is just grow it out. Now fair advice here your gonna look really stupid with blotches of facial hair all over and not connecting so get ready for that but it will grow and connect together eventually

Pocket Pussy™

>>17675214
Lockpicking?

>>17675300
Damn. I was actually going to suggest this too

>when should I send this text

Never. Don't talk to her anymore.

Sorry dude, but the dream is dead. At this point if your feelings for her are affecting your capacity to function in society (puking on the way to work), then you gotta close ranks around your heart and protect yourself.

>>17675152

She's your ex. Move on, it's over.

just to be clear, the guy had many friends before the accident. I'm sure many bailed on him already but by looking at his fb profile some still seem to be supportive. He probably isn't "bothering" only me but the main thing is that we don't have anything in common anymore except that we went to school together a long time ago. the guy still thinks I enjoy the same thing that we liked when we were me. Also his family is with him pretty much all the time.

I'm trying to let him down softly, answering his call only like one time per week but doesn't seem to bother him at all. If I start to ignore him completely I don't know what might happen.

also, why does he fcking call me all the time instead of just texting, never did that before

help

Eh. He seems to just be going through the normal phases, grandiose, delusions, etc.

Have been through it all myself, he'll probably lose a few friends just in general but he'll be alright once he crashes out in ~6-8 months

Just be a cunt to him and he'll probably never want to talk to you again

Wait, just to clarify, are you a woman who hates your lot in life or are you a man who hates women but is trying not to?

>>17675066
The first one.

For further background my dad was a very passive and feminine man and my mom is the most butch straight woman on the northern hemisphere. I was raised in a very gender-neutral and supportive environment.

>>17675053
Stop focusing so much on gender. Really.
There is no checklist to follow to be a real women or a real man. Do your thing and stop labelling personality traits, hobbies and things as "feminine" and "masculine".
Right now gender is incredibly unimportant when it comes to your every day life and you have literally zero reasons to worry so much about femininity.