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It's completely stupid to compare yourself to people who didn't had any kind of relationship or friendship for YEARS. Of course you won't feel the same void, it's like you are eating icecream every day you would think I could go on living without ever touching icecream, but if you offer some to an african kid they would go nuts over it, since they maybe never ate such things in their whole life and may were starving for ages... holy fuck the stupidity...

>>17674630

It doesn't really matter man, you are you, and you said so yourself you would be happy alone, keyword happy. As long as none of this is causing damage to your loved ones then it doesn't matter.

>>17674671
This. People here are on a deeper level of introversion than you. Pretty much just coming out of their shells. Youre having anti social issues which are nothing to laugh at and need to be addressed but a lot of the posts here come from people with much deeper issues.

I used to mentally pre-plan out how every social outing might go until about highschool and rarely hung out with the few friends I had afterwards. Id go straight home, hop on the computer, wait for them to get on, and if not I would feel a bit sad and play alone.

>>17674590
>last month
>Christmas

>>17674590
8/10 at least if was something I haven't seen before. Why do you have a chicken little CD?

I'm going to start using "borken" in everyday conversation.

Advice: come n fuck me instead.

I dont understand what the problem is

>>17674568
What's the problem? He's your fuckbuddy, what do you care what he thinks about you sending slutty pictures? Sweety, he's had your body. Pictures aren't going to cut it as much as sticking it inside you. Just relax. Sometime within the next few days suggest another fuck session. That's it.

jesus, just apply for disability if you can't function enough to tie your shoes

>>17674388
I'm not retarded, though. I have an IQ of 122. I just can't tie knots, or assemble sandwiches in under 50 seconds.

>>17674385
I feel you bro, worked at a fast food place for a month after I finished high school, one time I made a burger without the meat.

Just go study medicine like me e z e z

Im not women but I have depression too

>>17674372
we're entering an era where women have to do more than just be pretty and pop children out, and unfortunately the life advice our parents pass onto women in our generation doesn't agree with our reality anymore

>>17674372
The nature of society and its effect on our biology makes us hate ourselves. Its the same way with men. People dont learn to self affirm anymore and rely on other people for validation in a society which rates self worth with social media, upvotes, views.

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>>17674352
punk shows dumbass

Oxnard

>>17674405
But I live in Boston

Making BS small talk convos becomes really easy with a bit of practice, and after you realize how much no fucks people give about them. You both couldn't care less if the next day the person you were talking with was dead. That's the kind of mindset that makes that shit work.

You get used to it very quick.

Like, you become a robot and not think a single thing about your customers.
I used to have a public service job and that's how it went down.
Hell, it was hard to break the programming. For a few weeks after that job, I kept smiling at random people I saw in stores.

I'm shy but for a job like that, you learn how to make it not "real".
It's not like small talk. It's like... Pushing buttons on an elevator.

>>17674104
It looks pretty easy. I'm really scared I'll drop drinks and/or food though. Like it's ridiculous how afraid I am of messing up.
>>17674118
That's an interesting way to describe it but I can sort of understand. I hosted for a couple of months before and it got really easy greeting people and taking calls.

Well a good indicator is if you fight a lot.

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>>17673888
This.

>>17673885
Yeah man just end it. You'll find someone else. If you fight a lot, it's never gonna change. It's not meant to be. Leave.

>>17674221

dude I have a kid with her. what about him?

also: c'mon, can't we try to fix things? SHouldn't we try, I mean?

For reference, here's what I sound like: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BSnjhnmViL

Please excuse me messing up at the beginning and saying rainbows instead of raindrops and also for stumbling a bit.

>>17673756
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BSnjhnmViL

Having listened to your clip there, i can say that i am genuinely confused about why you want to change your speech. Yes, i can hear the inflection you speak of. But, no it does not affect your clarity of your speech in any measure. If you want to learn how to speak in a different accent, then possibly see a speech therapist or coach for actors.

But you are easier to understand than even a person with a heavy southern accent. So if your concern is about speaking words clearly, youre fine.

> it just sounds so unnatural, especially compared to other people.
I disagree, your speech sounds very natural.

> I also think I sound a bit higher-pitched
I mean if you sang id guess you were a middle or high voice, but you sound seriously normal.\

>very awkward speech inflection.
Again, yes i can hear the uniqueness in your inflection, but i have heard similar things before and it is in no way awkward.

>slurring my words
slurring your words is one thing, i didnt hear that in your clip. Aside from the stumbling your speech is very clear and understandable.

>I sound more natural\
tf you mean, you will sound more unnatural if you force your voice to take a different accent than you are already accustomed to.
TL;DR you sound like an adult, and you have no reason to be self conscious.

(and this is coming from someone who grew up in the LA area)

You sound fine to me, OP. You have a little accent but it's not a big deal. I think you're more self-conscious about this than you need to be. You have a perfectly normal voice and the bit of accent in the clip was cute, you just seemed nervous.

At least it is good practice

>>17673738
I would try to bring that up sooner rather than later, anon. That's not something you wanna find out several months into dating. Just have the conversation and if she's saving for marriage, don't get upset. Just learn and move on. There will be other girls.

Shit changes. Getting laid / GF gets easier. sometimes you gotta date a lot of chicks before something works.

>>17673738
>how ironic would it be if I actually managed to get a girl to want to be my girlfriend but she pulled the "I'm saving myself for marriage =) =) =)" stunt on me
talk it over before you guys go further, otherwise you're going to look like the dick that only wanted her for sex

How is this a joke and how are people supposed to know it's a 'joke'?

What "joke" are you talking about

It's a decent joke but wouldn't the nazi flag work better? Besides, simple jokes are for plebs and real art is complex, so you should also grow a Hitler beard and give your neighbors a roman salute. Consider handing out yellow badges to your jewish friends too to complete the keks.

either learn to live with it, or discuss it with her, you stupid dildo

If she's not shaving for a new boyfriend, she's never going to shave consistently. Maybe for special occasions, but she'll never maintain it for long periods of time.

>>17673616
/thread

FUCKING COMMUNICATE!

>>17673491

Let the weak know, they need to get themselves together, go back into their little apartments, look in the mirror, grip the razor, and CHA CHA CHA CHA MA MA MA MA FOH FOH FOH FOH cut the face off themselves, then go out with their crimson mask and rape.

It's being nice because you want something in return that is creepy

>>17673495

why else wd any1 fucking bther, tho?

Shut up and take it like the faggot you are

>>17673446
Hold her down and rape her asshole.

She'll know who is boss.

>>17673446
Do the same thing to her, and keep the cap on the bottle, too

Idk other then telling your friend to stop dressing like a faggot, you can't do much to assert your heterosexuality.
I'd just not give a fuck honestly, you're just two dudes hanging out. If you see a hot chick, why don't you go for it if you're afraid they'll stop approaching you? Nothing will scream how straight you are like approaching and flirting with women.

Either get a gf or stop caring what strangers think.

Or you get a third friend in there so you're a friend group and not a couple.

>>17673388
>hang with faggots
>look like a faggot myself
HMMMMMMMM

And yes, a girl who could possibly be into you is going to dismiss you as a faggot.

I really dont understand. You realize any change is going to have to come from you. Stop looking metrosexual. Stop doing that homostare into your friends eyes. Stop being a faggot.
The only other thing you can do to combat your friends faggotry is to get a friend who doesnt look like a faggot. Then hang out in groups of 3 or more. problem solved.