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Ive been sitting on my bed and noticed the stains. I just washed my sheets last night and I really need to go to the store for groceries but don't have time to shower or wash the bedding. is this at all dangerous if I dont wash them until tomorrow? just a few small spots and a bit on my pillow case.

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> working they say
> you get 2" they say
> longer erections they say

fuck this shit. anyone? tried? satisfied? i've a 5" dick, so i feel insecure time to time and search this kind of products. fuck.

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i've started to see myself and the world around me with fresh eyes and i realised that i'm extremely pathetic in social situations

i often don't realise when people are joking or whether i'm being laughed at or with when i say something
i'm slow to process things people are saying and would sometimes agree to something without realising what's actually been said
people would say things about me and i'd just nervously smile or give a default reply
i don't feel like i have things to say but just don't say them although that is common for me, instead nothing seems to be going through my head so i end up not saying anything at all

how do i change this?
part of my realisation was how little i know and that i can learn things from other people
on the other hand a lot of interactions are just painful and i feel like i should do what i enjoy

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>be 19
>go on online dating
>meet girl 18, has twin sister
>hangout a lot for a month and become bf/gf
>my first gf her 4th bf (had 3 in HS but not too long or serious)
>studies engineering at neighboring uni
>kinda poor so she lives at home; my family well off so i live on campus
>hangout a lot at my dorm during semester
>we go out to eat, try to make food, work on homework, watch tv play video games
>i get internship and work my other job at a grocery
>she gets job at clothes store
>becomes hard to see each other
>as in we go from a 2-4 times a week to once every 2-4 weeks for awhile
>takes toll on her
>breaks up with me over the phone over the summer
>call her back and convince her to stay
>i still work a lot and next semester is hard for both of us
>still barely see each other
>fast forward to week before thanksgiving
>she calls me to break up
>wont take me back
>visit her at her work for 7 hours and talk to her while she works (she gets in a little trouble)
>she still stays the night with me a few more times since now im giving her lots of time/attention while neglecting my work/studies
>needherback.jpg
>tells me about a guy she met a week or so before our recent breakup
>said she had a dream of having sex with him
>he has a gf
>she still hangouts out
>since break up she texts me minimally and texts him paragraphs and double texts
>goes over a few times to watch movies at his place (close to her campus)
>recent time he says he likes her (she says she likes him too); at the end of hangout he says "you can forget about what i told you earlier"
>probably still text a lot
>im trying my best to win her back but it's like im talking to a brick wall
>recently start trying to get her in at the company i have an internship at and get her to go to networking events (she has no internship and we graduate with bachelors in may)
>she is very pessimistic about her future as an engineer

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Say you hit it raw in the middle of May this year. Would she be 7 months pregnant now? The time seems off to me

>Went to the Philippines
>Get eye fucked all day, errday
>Fucked some bitches raw dog because I ran out of condoms and girls over there craves white dick
>did my best to pull out
>two bitches claims to be knocked up

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Hey /adv/, 29/M/Straight here, technically a virgin.

I'll try to be brief (I will probably not be brief): normally I'm not shy tho I've only been in one relationship (back in HS but we were never intimate--I grew up in a small town in Mexico so it happens).

Anyway in college I had some one night stands and found it difficult to get or mantain an erection. Sometimes I was drunk but sometimes I wasn't.

Then after college I've had a few one night stands more and have also tried with a few prostitutes but still nada.

I don't have a problem meeting girls and desu I'm not the most handome guy out there but I do ok--I'm a 6'1 white male not fat nor skinny and I make good money in a 'manly' job. All these things go a long way in MX.

I have a normal libido and I think this is ridiculous--I try to only masturbate at most every other day but I could do it everyday no prob.

Now I've been getting some good matches on Tinder but I've been getting SO anxious about my performance (or lack of it).

I don't know if it's a psychological or physical problem and it's not really a matter of just putting myself out there because I've done that quite a few times with the same result.

What do you think is wrong? Have you heard of a similar case? Should I seek therapy or an urologist?

Ok so turns out I was very thorough and not brief at all.

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How do you develop self-esteem when you're not good at anything, not an easy learner, not interested in anything, not particularly loved by friends and family and completely subpar for a potential romantic partner?

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What do I get a girl that likes to travel, go to live music, and work out at the gym? I'm terrible with gifts.

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I've never had a girlfriend or been "just friends" before, so all this is uncharted territory for me

I really like this one girl, I know for a fact she's single, and we've hung out twice now
She's said we need to do it more and for longer, and in the middle of the day when its not so cold

Positive signs:
Playing with hair, laughing constantly, maintaining eye contact, staying close to me, being fine with being one on one, sharing marina sauce, making an EXTREMELY sexual joke about herself and hinting at being a masochist
Later on I texted her making my own sexual joke building off her earlier one and she reacted positively
Signs that worry me:
Haven't done anything beyond hug yet, I wanted to hand hold the 2nd time but it was so fucking cold out she had her hands tucked in the entire time, removed hands once inside
Sat on other end of table from me rather than right next to me (huge table)
Has agreed to hang out with me again on X day and listen to music but hasn't confirmed or denied whether her room mates will be fine with the music
She did respond within a minute to another text later one about something un related enthusiastically and with two texts back to back


She's also always really just enthusiastic and chipper with all her texts
How does a girl decide if a guy is a potential boyfriend vs just a friend if she is single?

I know beta orbiting is a one way ticket to friend town but I haven't done that

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Welp, got rejected for a job today in the final round due to psych tests. Simply put, I show very little empathy. I don't doubt the test results, nor is this new to me.

Is there a way I can improve my ability to understand the feelings of others or am I screwed?

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It's important to note before we jump into this, I'm 30 years old, own my own home and car, and make good money. I'm not some kid, but my mom is causing a problem.

The story: I've been with my company for two years. You'd all probably know it if I said it, it's been a tremendous opportunity and I like the people. But a bunch of people have been fired or have quit, and senior management just decided to merge my team into another, change my job title, and asked us all to cross-train each other on responsibilities at the busiest time of the year.

So I've decided to look for other jobs. I just got reached out to by a major company by the way of my old Vice President, and excitedly, I let it slip to my mom and dad.

That's where my mom comes in and has lost it - its sent her into a sheer panic that I'm thinking about leaving my company. She says it's too big a name and that I'll never amount to anything if I do leave and that my happiness doesn't matter. She's threatening to divorce my dad and take half of his things if I do this, along with vandalizing my home and my car. (She has stolen my car once in the past.)

This would be her 5th divorce, and second from him, so I believe it. Little does she know, I already left the first job.

Any idea how I mitigate this for her to calm down a little? Professional help I can contact?

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how the fuck do you get yourself to stop thinking/worrying about something that you know shouldn't matter? what kinds of things do you tell yourself to get to a place where you can emotionally deal with something that you're upset that you can't change, but logically you know shouldn't impede your ability to carry on with your life?

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A woman friend zoned me. I have never cared about someone so much. She was perfect. At least to me. I have known her for 5 years.

5 years of hoping she would see how much I like her. I told her multiple times.

4 months ago, I cut contact. Now I think about her so frequently it makes me sick. I want to forget her but I still like her. Love her perhaps.

How do you forget? I can't move on. She was perfect for me. Only woman I felt comfortable around. Help.

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Why can't i message the one person i want to
I ask myself do i want to do it and my body literally screams YES but end up hiding offline and watching netflix

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Should I be concerned that my girlfriend wants me to act like her father most of the time? Not even in a sexual way although there is that too, sometimes she'll be sad and she wants me to hold her and act like she's my daughter and she wants me to act protective of her like a father, not a boyfriend. She calls me daddy all the time and not even in the sexual way, she legitimately acts like I'm her dad most of the time and she wants me to say things like she's my princess and she's daddy's little girl.

It seems to make her happy but isn't this strange? Should I be concerned? I've never seen this before.