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>No work today
>Go to Gym
>Amazing work out, lifts all shooting up
>Feel strong as fuck
>Come home
>Feel completely alone
>Have Hobbies but don't want to do them
>Just a mentally I'll shut in spiraling back down after a minor high
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>>17828787
Get a friend?

Someone should make a tinder for bros
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God dammit Ralph, that's a damn good metaphor.
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>>17828790

they did. but it was used almost exclusively by homosexuals pretending to be closeted. the kind that are like

>IM IN TO DUDES BUT IM NOT GAY IM NOT SCENE JSUT ANOTHER STRAIGHT DUDE LOOKING FOR OTHER STRIAGHT DUDES TO HAVE SEX WITH CUZ THATS WHAT STRAIGHT MEANS.

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So next fall I'll be transferring out of community college to a University that's about an hour away from home.

I'm currently looking to either commute from home or find an off-campus apartment.

The thing is, my mom suffers from depression and I feel really bad about leaving her behind. I don't want to feel horrible about leaving her all alone with my shitty brother who doesn't even have a job.

I dunno, I'm leaning more towards commuting from home. My mom will have a lot of trouble adjusting to this. I know the commute is hard but oh well. I'd also only meet my roommate if I live off-campus and I don't want to spend the whole year with just him.
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>>17828776

you sound like you already made your decisions, so why post? becuase you want us to talk you out of it?

your mom needs to grow up. she is the mom. she cant rely on her children staying home for the rest of their lives to take care of her. having you around clearly doesn't fix the problem if shes ongoing depressed.

it sucks but you gotta be able to live life for you.

my moms also depressed. tried killing herself twice this year. claims im the only thing that keeps her going. she lives in a beautiful mansion, has her husband, her two other kids and their wives living with her.

she needs to grow up too.
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>>17828792
She takes care of herself though. And I already do everything for myself so I feel like living off-campus won't make that much of a difference besides a shorter trip. My family is really close and I enjoy spending time with them.
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>>17828798

okay. so if im wrong... why are you asking for advice. you already made your decision.

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So I've been going out with this lovely girl for like 20 days now. She's hot, DD cup, thin waist, big ass. She's fun, she's adorable, she hugs me and I love it.
Thing is she said in our first date she would not have sex any time soon. She wants to have sex with her boyfriend, not someone she just started seeing.
So I figured she needed time, develop our relationship, take it slow.
Second date, her place, we're making out, things get hot, she grabs my hand, places it on her chest, I start rubbing. Beautiful tits. But I didn't want to go further, she'd said she didn't want to fuck...

Two days ago I go to her place to retrieve my phone charger, she lets me in, she's only wearing a crappy tshirt. Boobs all over the place. Still I couldn't make a move....

I'm 25, she's 19. I'm the athletic type, attractive. A bit slow in this matter, but I know what to do in bed...

My question: Is she testing me? I've been a jerk before and I'm kinda reinventing myself so I can respect women as I feel they deserve... BUt this is driving me nuts!! Should I force myself onto her a bit? See where it goes?

I want to fuck her soooo bad, but still want to pay attention to her feelings. I don't know how not to be a dumb bitch nor a jackass
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>>17828774
You're a dumb ass.

You gotta hit that shit Sergio.
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Just curious, whered you meet her considering your age difference?

In my opinion just keep making out and see how far she'll let you go. Imo this is a good sign bc she's not a hoe.
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>>17828774
shes testing you

Keep holding out and make out with her more without trying to fuck her

She'll give in before you do

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I want to make a little survey about mental illness and studying. Studies don't have to be the cause. Just answer the following criteria:

>gender
>major
>illness, occurence of illness
>undergoing treatment, art of treatment, does it help?

I start as an example:
>male
>mathematics
>major depression, after 3 years
>yes, currently on 100mg Zoloft, just a bit to get over the day
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>Male
>Physical Chemistry
>Nausea Vomiting and "fume sickness"
>Not really, just organized a boycott of the unventilated laboratory we where forced to use. People don't get as sick I guess.
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Male
Education
PTSD & Anxiety, 6-10 months
Meditation, but nothing else really
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>Female
>Computer Science
>Anxiety, Nausea, Headaches
>No treatment, I just avoid people

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I tuned 21 so I bought a cobdom

What do I do with it?

Hopefully this will get me laid
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just masturbate in them desu it feels great
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I can't cope with actually entering a store and picking a condom to the cashier and paying for it. I sperg out.
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>>17828633
go into a gay bar and give it to a nice guy

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I am very unhappy in my relationship, but I am stuck in it. We just moved to a new state together in September, I barely make enough to buy things for myself after paying rent and other bills. I don't make enough to move out and live on my own here, I would need 2 or 3 jobs. We also have a dog together, and I have no idea how to decide who would get our dog if we split.

I just want the luxury of taking a break and thinking things through, but I don't have it and can't afford to book a hotel stay for myself for a few weeks. I feel trapped. I just want to be hapoy together but it is increasingly harder for me. Because of this stress I've lashed out at my significant other, saying hurtful things-- which I do not want to do.
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Break up and stay roomates
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>>17828638
I feel as though that would be just as volatile of a situation, if I'm being honest.
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>>17828630

That's what you get for getting into a relationship/responsibility without having (or barely) the funds to do so. It's pretty obvious what you must do. You have 3 choices
1. Break up with girl
2. Give dog away
3. Get better paying job

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What is wrong with this girl?

>Met her at the start of the semester in one of my classes
>WE get assigned as lab partners, so we have to work together each class
>Everything seems fine, though she gets really touchy and giggly with me when we're doing problems and shit
>Asked her out
>She flat out said no
>Ok
>Next class, she refuses to work with me, and I get a new partner
>Totally fine with new partner, he isn't nearly as slow as she was, and knows his shit
>Get out of class, have to wait around on campus for about 40 minutes for the next
>I go lay around near the amphitheatre
>She is on the other side of the grass just staring at me
>Ignore her and continue studying
>10 Minutes later I look up, she isn't there, but is now behind me watching me
>She shows up everywhere on campus that I go, and just watches me, won't say anything
>If I try to say hello, she pretends she doesn't hear me

She is essentially stalking me at this point. Is she hoping I ask her out again, is she plotting my death, what is going on? She even followed me out to my car the other day.

I asked her what her fucking deal was and why she was following me, and she just kept walking and refused to acknowledge me. Its almost like she is trying to be an anime character.

What do?
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>>17828508

sounds more like you go to the same school, and you assume you are the 'main character' so everything everyone does has to be around you. what you described sounds more like

>ask girl out
>she says no
>she switches partners to avoid me
>im laying outside near her
>i wont stop looking at her
>so she moves behind me so i cant look at her
>but i just turn and look at her more
>we go to the same school so i see her a lot
>i talk to her but shes clearly not interested
>WHY SHE SO WEIRD?

Sounds like you're the only anime character here insisting that if she is somewhere its becuase you are.
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>>17828508
Just rape her already if you're so obsessed with her.
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>>17828565
>I'll turn this around on you and make you out to be the stalker

Yes, because following people to their car is totally normal.

You sound like an sjw.

>>17828590
meyb

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Any doctors/nurses around?


I moved in with my older brother. He has been a functioning alcoholic for 12 years. He isn't violent or mean or anything you would think an alcoholic is. He seems completely normal when he's very intoxicated and It's hard for me even to tell if he's been drinking unless I smell his breath.

Recently I'm really starting to worry about him. He isn't eating much at all, Maybe half a sandwich every 24 hours and it smells strongly like blood in his bathroom. Like he is defecating blood. I know he's not vomiting or bleeding from any cuts or anything

What are the signs someone is dying from alcoholism?


He drinks 3-4 handles of smirnoff a week
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>>17828448
Might want to ask him why it smells like blood. I've been a high functioning alcoholic for about 9 years, even if I was at my worst I'd fucking go to a doctor if I started bleeding internally.
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>>17828448
This is a fear of mine
I drink about a handle a month at 22
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>>17828472
He won't go to doctors. Period, Like there is no talking him into it. He will not even discuss it

Why is this so true and why do my feels hurt everytime
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Needs more high waisted Jean shorts
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If she wears a choker you can choke'er.
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True and why do girls wear a choker? It looks horrible.

Guys I really need some advice, my girlfriend has a delayed period of 4 days now and I'm honestly fucking dying.
We had safe sex all the time, we check every single condom we used, and yet this shit somehow happened.

At first I didn't take it seriously at all, so I had the idea to have unprotected sex (we were really horny) and let her take a morning after pill to just destroy any possibilities. This happened yesterday, when she had 3 days delay.

Things that could affect this whole situation:
-she has an urinary infection and she's taking antibiotics (could affect her cycle maybe)
-the unprotected sex that happened yesterday (honestly I don't believe it could have been that because her menstruation was due in these days and her period was delayed before all this)
-she took the morning after pill yesterday

Man am I fucking scared I feel like crying
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>>17828354
That happens to them. It's not uncommon for them to be a week late.

Get worried after 2 or 3 weeks, that's when you've got problems
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>>17828361
yes I know, it doesn't make it any less scary tho
I just bought a pregnancy test and I'm waiting for her to come over and use it

will report results god damn
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>>17828368
I'm guessing this was one of your first times.

I've been to this rodeo mang, don't go full retard.

>wut?
>A) If she is, it's too early to tell anyway
>B) If she is and you used the protection you say you did, she's cheating
>C) stress can result in late periods and women are stress magnets. You'll be fine anon

Wassup anon,

Met this guy on adult contact site, im straight dood but he convinced to let me recieve a oral job,
Yes.

I agreed, i dunno if we will do more cos why not,

We same age, he look alrite.

We are gonna hook in his apartment.

So my question is, do homos contact fagg? Or will this be one time/more?

Will i be locked up and gangbanged?

Never had gay xp before.

Whats gonna happen?

What will we probably talk about?
Are we anons?
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>>17828178
Are you really that semi-literate, or are you just feigning it out of the very, very mistaken belief that it makes you look cool?
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>>17828201
Shit phone

Can you build an attractive body to females with just calisthenics?

/fit/ tells me I'm retarded.
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>>17828172
>attractive body to females
What's that supposed to mean
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>>17828176
girls tend to prefer more ottermode in most polls, but fit claims is BS.
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>>17828180
That's because /fit/ is a bunch of gay males attracted to muhsulz. If you want to beef up your arms and shoulders, sure, but you don't have to be Adonis anymore to get laid in mass.

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My work has an Amazon prime account to get office supplies on a tight schedule.

I want to watch a show thats only on prime,but don't have a subscription myself.

Would it be bad inadvisable/unethical to watch it on that account seeing as I'm not the technical owner of the account?

Just want to watch the grand tour
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>>17828153
Torrent it you fucking scum.
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>>17828153
yes
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>>17828168
Torrent it.

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>be me
>21 yo male
>know a few about computers
>neighbor out of the blue rings my door
>50-60 year old woman, amazing body for her age
>what's up
>anon I need help with the computer, can you help?
>sure thing
>head over there, change her profile picture on facebook, nothing much
>she asks for my phone number cause she may want something again
>calls me regularly now, every other day I'm at her house, working on her facebook
>Gets a bit annoying but whatever
>rings me up one day
>anon can you come over please
>I go over to her house, greeted by her dogs at the front
>play with the dogs while I wait for her to answer the door
>she answers the door in a short bathrobe
>ohshit.jpeg
>she starts climbing the stairs and asks me to follow
>ohshit(2).jpeg
>walk up the stairs
>the second floor is only bedrooms
>she walks towards the bathroom
>ohshit(3).jpeg
>turns out she moved her laptop upstairs cause it's warmer after dark
>she was going out and she was getting ready hence the bathrobe
>her bedroom is through the bathroom
>change her profile picture and leg it

This is a repost from earlier this month but it 404'd and I couldn't ask for advice. Does she want me to lay the pipe? If so, how do I do it?

Pic related, it's her in her mid thirties, after 3 children
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>>17828126
50-60!? Idk bruh
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>>17828126
She has absolutely no sexual interest in you whatsoever, except possibly in teasing you and messing with your head for her own amusement.

Older women don't play games like that. If she wanted you she would have been much more direct.
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>>17828211
This. Don't let assumptions and movies get to you, most women around that age are trying to enjoy the company of a young male that ISN'T looking at her as a sex thing after so many years of being one for their husband or whatever.

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Do white guys like Paki/Indian girls?
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>>17828082
If that is you this belongs in /soc/. Please leave.
Sage.
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>>17828088
It's not, I'm just asking what do general white guys think of South Asian girls
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>>17828094
I personally find most of them attractive and Indian girls specifically always seem to have a great personality on the internet. But I can't really judge though because I've never met anyone of these ethnicities in real life.

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