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I'm going to have sex for the First time.
Any /adv/ice?
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have fun
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You've got to DESTROY HER, anon! Holy fuck, stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF UNF ! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and FUCKKKKK! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual!WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow... SEXUALLY!
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The hole is farther down than you think, make sure she is wet first.
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I have all the warning signs of a killer. Im obsessed with killings but I don't want to see myself do it. How can I get help without my mom finding out.
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>>17826378
Are you sure you're not edgy as fuck? That you're enjoying these things more so that you can brag to others that you enjoy them, not because you actually find any pleasure or fulfillment from them?
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>>17826378
Congratulations, you're just like every other 15 year old trying to be cool, edgy and mysterious.
Come back in 5 years.
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>>17826378
Friend you're just male and in your teens. It's normal to be fascinated with death. Talk to your school counselor, as long as you aren't making plans to kill anyone they're there to give you free help.
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>gf and I broke up almost two years ago
>Started seeing each other again 4 month ago
>Going alright, ups and downs, we're both a lot more mature now
>She went on vacation to Europe for two weeks
>Decide this is a good time to give her some space, let her miss me a little you know, just decided not to text her first until she texts me
>Have spoken in about 3 weeks now
>She got home from Europe yesterday
Am I being a dick and should just text her or should I be worried she hasn't texted me?
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its over op
she didnt miss you at all why are you such an airhead
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>>17826355
I would have came to this conclusion myself, but if I was galavanting around Europe 10 hours time difference away from her I wouldn't have texted her either. I'm only worried now that she's home...
Is there a safe way to troubleshoot this scenario?
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to be honest, be up front, ask her, if she missed you during the trip.
but be prepared that the answer can be a No
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Im 21 and I am a virgin.
Everything has been a series of unfortunate events. It cant be accidental. Maybe it is my fate...
First off I got my first girl when I was 18. Barely lasted a month due to an unlucky coincidence where a teacher walked by and told the girl's parent. The parents forbade the relationship and I brokeup. (she was really hot)
Right afterward I went to a school overseas with a class that was almost all female except 3 or 4 guys. I developed a crush for many girls but nothing went far. (im a fairly good looking guy)
I barely had any opportunities to date women because I was in a small school, but time finally came to go to college. My hopes were high.
Making friends in college was hard and the people that I did know all dropped out.
Eventually I went back for a highschool reunion where I met this pretty girl. We clicked and I event went far as walking her home. On the way she met a group of guy friends who joined us and I was totally cockblocked.
Eventually I got to know a group of Latin exchange students and I fell for a girl. I could tell there was mutual attraction, however I kept fucking up on my approaches.
I always waited too long in parties, and at the end of the night when we would go home, she would be with another guy.
I also fell for a hot girl recently and it went well. It was the perfect circumstances and things were clicking. Giving that i cant hold a convo for so long, I went to talk to another girl to try to get her jealous and make her want me more. Eventually the girl got jealous, but I waited too long to act. By the end of the night she was dancing with this stranger that tried to take her home. Being the cuck that I am, I interfered and she had lost interest in me by then.
Oh my god. I feel suicidal. Things seem to just go magically and terribly wrong.
I have a suspicion that I am masochistic subconsciously and keep putting myself in situations where I nearly achieve, yet fall at the final step.
help me
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>>17826299
Keep on trying brother. I lost my virginity at your age. Just don't lose your confidence and ask out as many women as you can. It's kind of like job applications. You want to apply to as many places as possible in your field. Eventually you will get in somewhere. The more women you date the more power you get in the dating world too. It becomes easier with more experience. Much like just about everything else in this world.
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>>17826299
OP,you need to remove the idea that life happens to you.At first you say you are subject to unfortunate events,however,by the end of your post you realised that it comes down to you.
>help me
You have to help yourself bud
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>Im 21 and I am a virgin.
Who cares if you are a virgin?
>I feel suicidal.
This is ridiculous. You would kill yourself for simply not getting laid?
>Things seem to just go magically and terribly wrong.
You are over-thinking everything you have ever done.
Use failure as a learning experience and try not to make the same mistakes.
It takes time for some people to find the groove.
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Life is shit and then you die. What do you think?
All my life I've tried to follow some code of behaviour, especially with women, seeing only one at the time, never betray, etc, etc.
In some case it has got me a lot of frustration because it wasn't worth the effort. But anyway, I had my honesty for me and all that.
And then time passes, and shit happens, or worse, don't happen. Dreams get tossed out after trying to no avail, poeple get sick, poeple die, families break apart, and I end up now after a top shit year, with many poeple dead, some horribly ill after a life of devotion to others, things going crazy everywhere, and, cherry on the cake : some health shit happening to me too.
And now what? Now I regret all that I haven't done because I thought I shouldn't do it. Now I really understand life is short and can end up very fast any time or last very long in pain and disableness, and we torture ourselves for some madeup values we think or we've been train to think we must follow to be "good" or some shit.
Many dreams of mine are lost, others I don't have the passion anymore, moral and so called values just brought me pain, frustration and regret, instead of just enjoying life. We've been depraved of our real lifes by those fucking religions, making you believe you must be a certain way, but actually living is enjoying life with no regrets, fighting, fucking, good times with good poeple, taking care of the family, and all other earthly pleasures.
My life has been a lie like many of yours, and that's why we always seem to search something we can't find : because we're in a prison with no bars, a prison for our minds. We are forced to live lives which break us until we don't know who we are. And then it's too late because shit happens so fast.
Now I want to enjoy life as much as I can, I want to fuck everyone I can, take drugs if I want, and end my life either fucking or fighting. Am I crazy or awakening?
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>>17826277
Go on some kind of hedonistic lifestyle binge then.
Honestly if you hadn't openly said you didn't like religion, I'd suggest turning to one. I'm not religious, but they seem to give someone purpose.
It sounds like you've had a shit year, and you have my sympathies. But life is random and unfair, and you just have to suck that up and go on living.
Read some existentialist books, if you want other more considered opinions on the subject.
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>>17826277
You're a nihilist, which means you're mentally ill but a step closer to being woke.
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>>17826346
also this; read Camus.
Why do I hate everyone? My gf, mom and brothers are all just so stupid. I don't feel depressed, if I was alone I imagine I'd be so happy. I'm not super bright either, but they're degenerate, anti intellectual trash mostly. I feel like browsing chans for too long has made extremely elitist, as I hate just about everyone around me. It's just that they worship the television, don't care to improve themselves, and I find myself biting my tongue more often than in conversation when dealing with there piss poor reasoning and explanations.
I want nothing more than to enjoy the silence of the morning, afternoon and evening all by myself. Maybe accompanied with some music, a nice book or a nice acoustic piano.
/rant
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You hate yourself.
You're not bright either.
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>>17826257
Welcome to the real world. You can't have that bad of a superiority complex if you admit you're not super bright.
Seems like you shouldn't be with your girlfriend if you think she's boring. You can't choose your family, but you can choose your gf. So find someone else.
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>>17826257
No woman is interesting, they are by defualt like the rest of socitey. your job as the male to make her interesting for you. And if you think your stupid and your with stupid people, read books, keep up with modern events, and join intellectual circles.
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Why do people dislike drama? I love it. I think it's exciting.
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Why? It's not fun. Especially when all the drama is on you and you're known as the cunt that always starts drama.
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>>17826240
It stresses people out. Embrace your inner drama queen OP. Some people thrive off of that stuff. If that is what keeps you happy then knock yourself out. Just don't go around causing too much of it on purpose or you may well alienate some people.
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>>17826242
When the drama is on you, you just flip it around on someone else's head. It's not hard, anon. Clearly you don't know what it's like to have a vagina, it's a ''get out of jail free'' card. If you're cute no one will blame you for jack shit.
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I can't flex my flaccid penis anymore
You know when you flex your dick and it moves a bit? Now it just retracts in to my body. Like I could instantly stop my pee by flexing my penis but now it stops the flow and the stream before it drips out.
It's like I can't feel my dick anymore, what's going on?
Erections are rarer too, I cant induce an erection anymore
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Stop fapping
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>>17826231
Normal stuff, you might get ED or Peyronie's disease
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>>17826236
this
and exercise your PC muscle AKA kegels.
Google it.
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I made a great friend months ago, I fell in love a month after we became friends. One day she asked if she was being "too friendly", that was when I found out she was married (she apparently always wore her ring outside of that day, I just never noticed) and when she found out that I liked her. We decided to stay friends and still study and hang out. The problem is that I'm finding myself head over heels in love with her even after all this.
How can I get over these intense feelings without breaking the friendship?
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>>17826206
Bump
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>>17826206
It took me a whole year of pain to get over my ex that hung I out with regularly afterwards. It just kind of clicked.
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>>17826588
I like spending time with her but damn a whole year of this frustration is going to be a doozy. How did you manage to not do something you'd regret?
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I'm obsessed with the girl on the apple id website with the green apple watch. How can I find out her identity and plot a way to ask her out in real life? Im 29 and still a virgin so Im tired of being single.
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I'll save you the trouble.
Let it go. You will never find her and, even if you did, she would never date you simply due to the "stalker" aspect.
It's just a crush, leave it alone.
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>Obsessing with some girl watching BBC porn on her iFag
Nice taste faggot
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>>17826229
I thought the british broadcasting company was a network station and didnt have porn on it because it wasnt on cable?
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I am 16. I am a girl. I think of myself as bisexual, the thing that's weird is, for the most part I go for girls. When I have sex dreams, when I watch porn, I thin of myself having a dick. I imagine being a dude and having a girl go down on me a lot. I don't really want to be a dude.. but why do I think of myself that way? I am so girly. I love makeup and clothes and cute things.. Why do I think of myself this way?
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>>17826193
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy
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>>17826193
MMOOOOOOOODDSSS
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>>17826193
You are also underage, on an 18+ board. Come back in 2 years.
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What should I major in if I want a comfy, low stress job that pays enough for me to live in my own apartment?
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>>17826182
In the long-term; do medicine and specialise in derm or rheumatology
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>>17826209
>low stress
>>17826182
This is a stupid question. Figure out what you might be interested in a do research on job in those fields. You didn't even list what kind of apartment you'd want
Many high paying jobs, or even decent paying jobs are stressful.
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>>17826385
medicine is probably a good choice, just dont become a doctor, become a dentist instead or somethin else where you dont have to handle dangerous shit
law is also a good choice you could get into a ship that takes produce around the world if you study international law
coding and engeneering are good choices too, i guess it kind of depends more in what you want to do than what you want to study,hell go into pharmacy thats chill
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What should i do with my life
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>105 kg
>poor
>2 good friends
>autist no one understands me
>doesnt listen to music
>fell in love with a girl for the first time in 7 years but i cant do anything
>failed all my college exams
>heavy alcoholic
>everyone hates me except the 2 friends
>when i get home i get yelled at and ignored if i need something
>no life goal
>cant feel emotion anymore
>everyday is the same for me im dead inside
>tryin to change but everytime i do i lose it all
>i seek friends now from witch i can benefit
>virgin
what should i do with my life i have no will to continue since im a total failure
ive considered suicide but cant seem to do it
PLS help me anons
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talk about the girl, why is that you can't do anything?
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browse /fit/
lose weight
stop heavy drinking
talk to friends outside of your circle
Everything else will fall into place as long as you set the goals for yourself.
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well we have tried but it didnt work out i liked her a lot still do a little but she didnt i changed a lot for her lost weight,started listening to metal which i dont really like let my hair grow and everything but in the end from my perspective it looked like i dont deserve her even though everyone said she didnt deserve me
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Can a pussy get damaged if it's used dry too much? How do you know if it's doing damage?
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Are you the one with the damage or are you doing some one that you believe is damaged?
Why are you asking.
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>>17826127
The one with potential damage. No idea, I can't tell.
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yes, it can range between bruising, chaffing, and rips/tears.
if it's not wet naturally, use lube
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>want a cute alt gf who wears jeans, converse and wears hair in French braids
>these girls just fuck you and leave
>straight edge boring stacies are the only ones interested in you
Why live
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get over yourself.
You can't always get what you want.
There are MANY women to choose from, find one that is closer to what you want.
Be flexible and compromise when necessary.
>why live
Maybe you're right, you should probably kill yourself.
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>>17826121
>compromise on your partner
Who is just end up hating forever? Fuck if that's the only way then I'd rather just stay single
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>>17826126
*i'd