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>>17827952
No, it's fucking weird, kys.

>>17827952
You sound unfit. They are all good, just try them out faggot.

>>17827952
There's a bunch of adapted missionary- like side of the bed, or sideways missionary while both are lying down.
Every vagina is shaped differently, if it feels good for both of you then it's the best position for you two.

>>17827902
Sounds cool to me

Probably depends on the level of friendship you (i'm assuming you're talking about yourself) had with that person

Indifferent.
Don't understand why should i care.

>>17827902
gay

>>17827882
Are you still in high school? there is something about HS that makes people continue to act like the 13 year olds they were when they began even when they're four years older.

In the same way, there is something about being in college or on a job, even at 18, that makes you begin to act older. Look around in the right places (the library, for example, rather than a sorority house) and you'll find the more mature females.

>>17827900
Yes, I am still in High School (Australian, so going into the final year next year). Honestly it's been a horrible experience. I though moving schools might help, but it hasn't. And it's not like I can just hang out with university students.

So how do you advise getting through the final year?

>>17827882
You're just screwed. You are an outlier in your age group, a deviant from the norm. Find older more mature friends to identify with.

>>17827768

>not just saying "k" and walking away
>falling for obvious female b8

females don't know how to be direct so they stage an argument over irrelevant shit to trigger you so they can feel good about themselves afterwards

>caring about your dickpicks being posted

What kind of beta are you?

>>17827787
he prolly has a small one ecks dee

>>17827633

You can't know without getting to know her.

There is no way to tell by looking whether a girl has had a lot of sexual partners. It's almost like having had a lot of sexual partners isn't inherently damaging to a person.

I wish you luck in finding a girl whose sexual past doesn't intimidate you, and I wish her luck in avoiding you.

>>17827682
kek another women who thinks betas concern about wanting a pure girl is bad.
keep thinking how society or these guys are bad because they don't want a roastie.

also, nice try to blame and shame betas, I'm sure you never have spend time thinking how hard is to live as a male virgin, how hard is to see how society and your friends see you as a loser and how everyone thinks you're a fucking freak or a loser because you're anormal.
meanwhile a girl can still be a virgin and she would be blessed, but a guy is a creepy loser if he wants a pure girl, just like he is.

I wanted to write a short meme, but I though you deserve a proper reply, maybe you'll understand some day the beta struggle.

Not my fault you don't see the value on a proper lady, and you simply don't care about devaluing your own sexual value.

>>17827689

have you tried crying moar?

>>17827294
How hot is your water? That's probably more of an issue than the soaps/face washes you were using. Also I hope you moisturise

Oh and yes, I've tried moisturizers, but none of them have helped for longer than a couple of hours, and even the lotions seem to break me out some. So I'd rather avoid them if possible.

>>17827308
I usually shower in warm-hot water. Don't most people, though? I've tried turning it down to lukewarm, and it feels to cold and uncomfortable for me, and always turn it up after a few seconds. I guess I can really commit myself to trying it seriously, though.

>>17827254

get tested and get on the pill. men want to come inside the vagina without a condom, it's the most natural and pleasurable way to have sex. you need to facilitate that for him.

>>17827254
lick his prostate :^)
for real though, because of how much hes masturbated he might need to lay low for a bit to get his sensitivity back and plus he'll cum lots all over your butt.

butt. BBREEaaAaappp

>>17827254
It can be very mental

Try to make him feel more comfortable and do lewd things while he's jacking

1) Foreplay foreplay foreplay
2) Eat her out
3) If you feel like you're coming too soon, think about math. You grandma. Do some mentally complex task that takes away from your focus on your dick.

Seriously. You can come basically immediately if you just focus on the sensations on your dick, so the trick to "lasting long" is to focus on something else.

>>17827206
Easy, masturbate b4

>>17827206
feel bad for u anon. never had this problem at all. i can go for as long as i want.

> Touch microwave capacitors continuously while microwave is in operation

> Drink antifreeze that hasn't had denatonium benzoate added

> Aim a shotgun on the roof of your mouth like Budd Dwyer

> Overdose on Acetaminophen/Paracetamol over a period of time


Don't worry about 'coward's way out' or 'selfish' attitudes....These guys are just idiots. Fuck them.

if you acquire enough money any surgery is possible

>>17827127
OP you just need to have your own style. I want to be Ryan Gosling and Maddonna at the same time because I admire both. I decided that I can't and I'm building my own persona, I want to be unique.
You should be unique as well, so that eventually someone will make a thread complaining they can't be like you.

>>17826459
Lol go to the doctor man, they've seen weirder and they'll know you don't have a std it'll just male them do unneeded tests if you lie. Tell them exactly what you did and they'll find a way to help you.

>>17826484
Everything is swollen and red and painful to touch down there. I can;t even get pants on.
And no I aren't going to post pics.

Can I get arrested for this? They'll know I was high

>>17826459
Jesus Christ man, wtf is wrong with you?

You have to get down the hospital right now, you've given yourself a bladder infection.

Just don't molest or fuck her and you're good senpai

Lots of sibling relationships where there's a big age gap has a relationship like that. Big sister is the most amazing person to the little brother, big brother is little sister's idol, that sort of thing. It's a little weird that you don't feel that way with your other younger siblings, especially the youngest, but your relationship is normal enough. Just don't spoil her and she'll be fine.

Why does "f-a-m" correct to senpai the fuck

senpai

>>17823864
looked better and been more attractive. Lost the girl of my dreams because I wasn't good enough, but im using her as motivation to better myself so if I am lucky enough to ever meet someone like her again i'll make them want to stay.

>>17823864
I wish I could have been stronger. To fight for what we had against all comments, to ignore the health issues she had, to resist temptation of more physically appealing women.
Her name is Kiara and I even remember telling her how I didn't enjoy how much I loved her. It was too much, the shit you hear in movies sometimes does happen. Getting a head rush just from kissing them was the craziest. Reminds me of the buzz you initially get when you first start smoking cigarettes.

Why do you do this to me, OP? This is messed up.

We met online and we would send paragraphs to eachother over a year. I fell in love with him before I met him and we finally planned to meet a year after talking online. I drove an hour to his city and waited at the bus station until he came an hour late with his friend. I thought he was a little cold but he told me he had autism so I looked it over. He wanted to meet again so we planned to meet at an event, again I drove to his city and waited only to have him say he fell asleep and he wasn't coming but he said he would make it up to me by coming the next day. Drove up again, wait and he doesn't show up. Didn't talk for a week after that but later on we ended up dating for three years full of alcoholism, me giving him chances and ended with him locking me out in the cold and throwing all of my stuff out after abusing me. I don't think there is anything I could have done to keep him although I wonder everyday how everything would have been if he wasn't an alcoholic. He was my first and last love so far, and I just can't imagine being with anyone else after everything.

The girl I am into has agreed to try and do something over break.

But I am so anxious. Probably would be best to put it in back of my head, and maybe check in after finals and on her birthday aswell?

FUCK. YOU.

I really like her but I'm too big of a bitch to do anything about it. I just want to be with her and I don't want her with anybody else. She was the one I wanted all along and I never saw it until now. I just wish I knew how she felt.

>>17821245

gay. total slut. jus thad fewer options growing up. now i live in los angeles.

honestly i cant remember most of the people I've slept with. if i see someone familiar and i dont rememebr them, my assumption is i slept with them.

a few weeks ago my friend invited me and his own friend to dave and busters. id met him once. but i bumped into him when our mutual friend wasnt there. and i freaked out thinking he was some guy i slept with then never called then forgot about.

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>>17821245
0-24: Absolutely nothing

And that's fine, I don't put any effort into that department of my life.

14-16 fairly new to girls but by this point already had 3-4 girlfriends. We messed around, I only went all the way with two of them.
16-18 flirting with almost any girl I found attractive. 4 more girlfriends, had sex with two and fooled around with the others.

18-present
Last girl I dated fucked me over so I decided to try guys. Dated two guys, first I was with for three years, current one I've dated for almost 10 months. Had sex with both of them.

Also I'm a grill.

>>17812273

Die

Should I should pursue you or not? I'm monogamous as hell, and you already cuddle with so many people that you blatantly find attractive, I don't know why you would choose just me.

What I was going to say was this, and it’s really simple. Love, to me is a struggle to breathe without the person. It’s a fluttering in the heart at the sheer mention of their name. It’s warmth in the chest when you see them, or touch them.

I still love you. And if there was even a slight flutter in your heart at reading that, then I’d ask for you to try again with me. I know it’s unreasonable, but it’s the last unreasonable thing I’ll ask. I ask this not just because I love you, but because, I know, without a solitary doubt, you are, and always will be, the love of my life. I’m terrified of the future, but the idea of you being in it makes it so much less scary. I know you’d have to hurt him to give me a second chance, but somehow, I’m ok with that. Of all the things on this planet, a relationship with you is the one I want most. I’d exchange anything for it. I know it’s awful to be ok with hurting him. I just…I don’t know. If he feels stronger for you than me, if you feel stronger for him than me, I guess I’ll lose. Just please hear me out.