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I really need help here i honestly have no idea what to do, I'm not going to explain my circumstances but i've been sheltered my whole life and I've had no education at all (no pre-school/middle school/homeschool), i'm almost 19 and i have no clue how I'm going to get a job or move out, as i see it now my only option is to start my own business but it probably isn't going to work out as i have no skills, I'm enjoying the neet life but i can't live this way forever, any advice will help me out a lot.
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Sorry to say, but join the club. Millenials have to know the Laws of Sine, Cosine and Tangent, but it's optional (and often not taken) to learn how to survive in the real world.
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>>17829505
Try to find a job that doesn´t need any experience and that won´t ask for curriculum. Live with your parents or whoever is sheltering you. Start going to adult school courses and finish primary school first and then high school. There are fast courses out there but I really don´t know how much time It would take, then after that start looking for a better job on an area you´re interested if possible.
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Why not do some sort of course to make up for your lack of education? Sitting around crying woe is me isn't going to get you anywhere
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Ok. So lately me and my girlfriend have been experimenting a little bit. Starting on her birthday (5 weeks ago) we decided to start spicing up our sex life. At the end of every week (Sunday)we have to come up with something new to do in bed for the following week. Anyway, 3 weeks ago she brought her like 4th cousin (I think 4th, maybe 3rd), Phillip, and told me that he should join us. I was taken aback but gave in. It's now 3 weeks later and Phillip won't even let me have a turn unless I wash my hands, comb my hair, trim my pubic area, brush my teeth, and wear socks (he says my feet are cold). Phillip is kind of an asshole and whenever I tell him it's time to go to bed and I signal him to leave, he just squeezes in between us, turns on Seinfeld and we all have to doze off together. Just need some advice on what I should do. Having a rough time, thanks.
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I'm sorry for laughing at your expense
But
Hahahahahajaahaha
Why don't you get a girl to join?
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Lol costanzad
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We'll it's not that easy. Phillip is kind of a prude. He treats my girlfriend like she's his and won't be happy with the idea of another woman joining us. I'm really sick of him and need some really good advice
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I live in Billings, Montana and I'm bored out of my mind. What is there to do here?
Besides freeze my ass off of course.
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milk the musk oxen
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Well, guess I'm going to be doing a lot of milking, thank you?
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>>17829871
you're very welcome?
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The left image comes up on my phone every time I try to access the internet. I stop trying, but then I try again, and see the image on the right before it quickly takes me back to the image on the left.
Wat do?
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>>17829444
Oh thank goodness its not an android virus.
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>>17829455
ok.
so what do I do?
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>>17829444
Check your homepage hasn't been changed. And check those trips son
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Do I admit to sexting? 2016-12-06 11:45:23 Post No.17829385
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Hi /adv/
Im in a relationship but had slipped into chatroom/sexting while in it. I feel like I cheated. Before being in the relationship I would frequently do this to get off. Now that I'm in one I feel an urge to do it from time to time, but caved. I would never actually cheat, but this still feels like I crossed a line and I feel very guilty. If I admit to it though, would that not do more damage and break their trust?
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just keep it to yourself moron
it isnt noble to tell someone something that will piss them off, even if it's the truth
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>>17829385
You already broke the trust. Its the same as cheating. Not telling him is basically the same as the people who dont tell their partners they cheated.
>It would do more damage if I told them
Thats not for you to decide.
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>>17829385
If you get away with this without telling your SO there is a pretty big chance you will do it again, and they will find out that time or the next. Cheaters are caught more often then not.
You made a critical error in this relationship, you put your hormones above your partner's feelings and well being. if they find out that you cheated they will never see you in the same light.
>If I admit to it though, would that not do more damage and break their trust?
How would you react if the roles were switched? There is your answer.
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>women complain about slut shaming
>most studies show that slut shaming is mostly a female behaviour
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>>17829384
I don't even like girls. Neither should anyone else.
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>>17829384
This isnt r9k. what advice do you need?
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Wow it is? Because my three closest girl friends empower the fuck out of me whereas neckbeard fedora tippers try and slut shame the fuck out of me.
But okay continue
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ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything 2016-12-06 11:41:20 Post No.17829370
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ITT: Ask the Opposite Gender Anything
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check the FAQ to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practising and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. You're overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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>>17829370
my penis curves up like an arrow and isnt very bendy. Ladies, what's the right way to stick it in easily in my scenario . also is the iside of avag straight or does it go up?
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>>17829370
I asked in another thread but to women who have had sex with a guy whos larger than average, did you feel him cum. I exploded once with my penis head pressed firmly against a girls cervix. Ive always wondered if she felt it.
Im like 8 inches long and curve up enough to have the cervix and tip meet up directly.
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>>17829370
Do you ever shart in your panties?
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Girlfriend's vagoo reeked hardcore last week.
tried to blame me, tried to blame the sheets.
she cheatin?
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Could just be unclean down there. If it stinks really bad she should see a doctor.
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>>17829305
Could be a lot of things
I wouldn't jump to conclusions
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what if you combine that with not being talked to for a week and her being super mean and name calling in addition to this
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Was this molestation?
>Be a 9 year old little girl
>12 year old cousin catches me watching porn on the computer because I was curious
>Begged her to not tell anyone, almost to the point of tears. She basically black mailed me into doing small chores for her, etc.
>Out of no where we were playing house together and ended up experimenting on each other.
>She brought me into secluded areas to touch me, bathe me, or let me put my mouth on her genitals/vice versa.
>She clearly didn't want people to figure out that we were doing this with each other, so idk if this was with innocent intent or not
>I was a bit confused, but I went along with it anyways because she was my older cousin and was basically a sister to me.
We're on very good terms 'n all nowadays, and we don't do stuff like that anymore or talk about it ever.. But it's been on my mind for a long time, and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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I had an experience like this when I was eight with a friend. We never talked about it again afterwards and through my preteen years I wondered if I was gay/bi and felt guilty about it.
I'm an adult now and know I'm 100% straight. I think things like this actually happen more than you think as young children typically only play around with the same sex and are just starting to develop a sex drive from emerging hormones.
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>>17829274
It is, but most people have it as a yellow flag because it's just two children expirementing and being curious.
Now itd be a big deal if she still does it today with other 9 year olds.
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>>17829333
OP here.
I'm bisexual, but yeah I struggled with my orientation a lot throughout the years due to this experience, and other factors.
I read around sites that things like this are common among children, but the age range had me questioning a bit. Usually kids that do this are usually 4-9 years old at most.
Around the time I was 12, I had the mental ability to know that I never would have done something like that to my little cousin.
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Virgin her buy choice. I have this dilemma with the girl Im dating.
She wants to have sex. I dont want to for reasons. So now she wants to do oral. I told her I dont really want to go down on her, and she said thats fine, she just wants to "play" with me more.
Im not some strict catholic who thinks women are evil. Or better put Im not religious so my boundaries arent rigid. Ive gotten plenty of handjobs in my life, fingered women so Im not taking the hands off approach. Its just I dont really know how I feel about oral.
We already do outercourse or dry humping. Though its really more like sexual cuddling without the sex.
On on hand I dont see oral as a form of sex. Im sure there are plenty of people who do, but sex for me is the bonding between men and women where penis goes in vagina. And anal is some bastardized form of sex.
So oral doesnt really break any ethics I have about sex. But I realize that there could be someone who uses this same argument for anal and it would just be a difference of opinions.
So my question is, should I let my current gf or any girl in the future really blow me. Im partly worried that its also a slippery slope and Ill get caught up one day and have sex.
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Anyone ever been in this position?
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>>17829347
No, because I'm not an actual faggot. Fucking give her the business you ass.
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>>17829382
this
op you are a closet gay I promise
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Why are European girls so much more attractive than White girls?
Wtf went wrong?
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Op was born
then decided to share his opinion which no one cared about.
Nice b8
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>>17829246
Europeans are white. I dont understand what you are trying to say.
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>>17829246
>60%
>white
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So my exgf still likes me right? 2016-12-06 10:56:33 Post No.17829230
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So my exgf still likes me right?
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So my ex still likes me right?
>I was her first serious relationship, she's only ever had ugly beta boyfriends that lasted barely a week (me and her 6 months).
>I'm like an 8 so out of her league to most but I just liked her, I was her first kiss and took her virginity, treated her really good always done cute things
>she broke up with me coz of age gap (she's 16 I'm 20) people in her school found out and started chatting shit behind her back, even teacher getting involved saying I'm 'grooming' her lmao
So anyway she broke up with me 2 months ago, all we've done is argue back and forth, said hurtful things to each other, her saying she don't like me anymore, she's moved on blah blah yet she's contacting me, arguing with me, still wants to see me at times but we just argue. She's tagging her sister in pics on fb like 'tag an ex who you'd wish would die' and it's like yeah she's really over me but I'm still on her mind lol. Today I bought her fave chocolate because she been bullied in school recently, and I gave it to her sister who then gave it to her and she told me my ex tried to keep a straight face but did smile a bit. Then we started talking again, but we just argued again, she's telling me she only said I was her first kiss to make me feel special, that suddenly I'm not her type anymore, telling me why I bother, I told her because I love you but she's like yeah yeah okay. I told her ever since that day people found out about us you stopped seeing me as your caring and loving bf but instead a bad person. Then later that night when she went to bed her sister told me that she said my annoying laugh is stuck in her head.
So what you think?
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What I gathered from this post is you're highly delusional. Which means nothing anyone says will change your mind.
6 months is not a long relationship, it's a short one. It's barely taken off the ground. You two don't know each other nearly as well as you think.
Secondly, yeah, she found out you're what's known as a pedophile. Thank god she learned that before you got to do unspeakable things to her like trade her to your creepy fucking friends.
>all here exes were ugly betas
>I'm an 8 so out of her league
These words show you're what's known as delusional. Which means nothing anyone says is going to change your mind. But for what it's worth, she doesn't like you, you are a total creep, (which wouldn't change even if she was your age) get over her.
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>>17829259
Uhh a pedo is like some 40 yo going for 10 year olds, she's 16 which is legal in the UK you knob.
And her exes were ugly, slightly overweight, greasy hair complete betas. Most guys don't like her simply because she isn't promiscuous and maybe just average looking but that's what made me fall for her, she don't need to try and be pretty she just is to me.
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>>17829230
This shit sounds immature but yeah she still likes you OP. If you're over someone, you don't argue with them, show any emotion, and you certainly don't talk about them with friends or whatever whether in person or on facebook. She's just doing the typical girly shit like "I hate him so much" but deep down she doesn't at all, and she might even try get in a relationship with someone else but that won't work because those feelings are still lingering for you. I say just give it time, she's young don't know how to handle her emotions properly, just don't contact her unless she does you, and if you feel it's about to spin into an argument, say you're gonna leave it there because you've argued enough.
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What's good amount of shrooms for a first time tripper? What kind of things should sitter take in to account? Blankets, drinks what else?
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>>17829221
I wouldn't go over 1.5 gram for safety
The most important part about psychs is the setting
Only trip with people you're completely comfortable with
If someone is known to be a dick I wouldn't trip with them
And the setting should be safe, not at a party or a rave or a trump rally
Besides that drink some water, have a piece of fruit if you'd like
I like music so I usually listen to some while tripping but just do whatever you feel like
Remember that if you're feeling too panicky just change settings and remember that this will pass
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>>17829299
I'm gonna be sitting two of my long time friends. We'll be at his cabin in the countryside.
First time I did it I had 1,5grams and it was quite ok, so I thought a bit over a gram in empty stomach should be ok.
Also planning to make some relaxing playlist for the evening.
They'r both very into astrophysics, so we'll have a scope to look at the stars.
I'll bring couple of joints as well, for the comedown.
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>>17829341
Sounds like the recipe for a good time
Have fun my dude
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Today by best friend's girlfriend told me she looks up to me and that I am her role model, that I'm the best person she knows.
It was very flattering and motivating, as it made me want to work harder to make sure that people like her, who look up to me, follow down the right path and have a good life. But at the same time, I don't know if I should be troubled by this comment, because of who it was from; my best friend's girlfriend. We are very close.
I really care about her a lot as a person, she's 4 years younger than me and is just one of those people that adds a lot of value to my life. She reminds me so much of myself when I was her age. I like to see her grow. It makes me feel good. However, I feel like I need my own girlfriend to think about (I haven't had one in 4 years...), someone to invest in and help grow, and I often times wonder why she comes to me for help, how that makes her boyfriend feel (if he even knows just how much she comes to me for advice and help), or if it's okay to have such a close relationship with my friend's girlfriend. What do you guys think? I imagine this situation is platonic romantically, but there is no doubt that we are very very close on an emotional level. I love her, she loves me, but it's like, different... but I want to make sure this is okay, or if I should back off.
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>>17829196
It's ok but if she comes on to you then you need to be able to say no
If you don't think you can do that then you need to make yourself less available
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>>17829229
My other friend and I talked about this recently. I told him I feel uncomfortable with how close she is to me. I like it though, I can't lie. She just provides me with a lot of support when I need it and I know the feeling is mutual. I don't think she will come on to me. I'd never come on to her. I've just never had such a close friendship with, well, anybody really.
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>>17829301
Tread lightly bruv and keep us updated
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>need a job
>only jobs available are cucko cashier jobs
>university is stupidly fucking expensive
Should I just kill myself?
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>>17829187
>only jobs available
Lies fucko
Become so good at something that's desired that people want you on their team
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>>17829197
Mate, what in the hell are you talking about? Jewelcrafting?
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>>17829187
You start small. You take those bs jobs and get a bit of chicken feed. You use that to get some skills to get a better job, repeat until you've got a good job.