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Most people sip warm tequila. Hope this helps

Tequila and lime
Margaritas
Anything with the word "bowl" in it

>>17875911
straight liquor is usually not an appropriate social drink.

Beers are the most popular, and they have the most variety.

Margarita's are probably a close second.

If there's a house special, that would probably be okay.

Rum, whisky, or I guess even tequila and vodka in Coke/Soda variety are pretty standard.

Gin & Tonic is a good go to, but you might look autistic if you don't usually drink them


Basically, just find a beer you like and stick with it. For how many varieties there are in styles, I'd find it hard to imagine there wasn't a single beer style you didn't like.

I like the lighter beers, lagers and shandy's. I can also deal with some IPA's if they're fruity. I don't like stouts or porters.

Post here and we'll work extra hard to figure this out

Are you aware that spamming is a thing
Just spam that audio in all chat rooms and apps you have access to

>>17875927
AHHAHAHAH

>>17875871
A cock sleeve or get Tyrone to do it you cuck

>>17875877
ok how about a way that is degenerate or emasculating

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>jewish lies thread
jewish lies thread

They are prime for fucking

Would you harvest a tomato when it's all wrinkled or when it's perfectly ripe and glistening in the sun

>>17875872

I would when she gets 18. But it feels weir because i'm older than her for fucking 10 years. I've lived too much in comparison.

>>17875901
>NEET
>lived too much in comparison

Ha

>>17875735

its probably not herpes. the only way to know for sure is to get tested. but here's some fun facts for you

>there are two types of herpes
>HSV-1
>HSV-2

HSV-1 is oral herpes. its literally just a cold sore. ever hear someone complain about a cold sore? that is literally face herpes. 95% of all humans are expected to get HSV-1. its not considered something to be worried or ashamed about. most people get it from their own family because most adults have it and adults will kiss their children on the cheek. again 95% of people get this.

most get a couple out breaks here and there and then one or two cold sores over the course of a decade. i havent had any cold sores since my inital break out when i was like 15.

HSV-2 is genital herpes. despite it being a lot more stigmatized, 20% of the population has it and is expected to get it. the current plan for the CDC is to simply let all humans catch it. they even recommend NOT testing for it with most hospitals becuase they'd rather just get it out fo the way. if humans live long enough 100% of humans will get herpes with the way our sex lives are currently going. condoms are only 40% effective against stopping herpes. so it just makes sense to not test for it, let people pass it along unknowingly and let that be the end of it.

fun fact, only 20% of people who have herpes know it. not because they are ignorant or anything but because they show no symptoms.

it IS possible for you to get HSV2 (genital herpes) on your mouth, which is why they dont recommend scratching your junk or eating out someone who has herpes. that being said it is pretty fucking rare and given your situation its likely not the case.

hope this helps.

Ive been stressing about this sorta for a couple days because of well pimples and stuff suck, even if it is a cold sore or whatever do cold sores go away?:( I've never had this really before on my lips desu and the whole just kissing that girl thing has been weighing on my opinion with this too. Just I'm worried if this is going to go away or something or if its just cuz the weather has been chilly and I have chapped red lips or something just it's stressful:(

I mean it might be because I've become really self conscious and poke at my face alot that it's getting worse, but idk imma feel really stupid if I get herpes from a girl after not kissing or doing anything with anyone for like 5 years :(

>>17875699
No but we only have your side of the story
Tell him to come on here and let's do some conflict resolution

He probably got mad as it built up and suddenly unleashed it over a little thing. Either he is really sadistic or you might be a bit of a dick at other times. But in this situation alone hes sperging out over nothing

>>17875711
We get into conflict about weird things because we both have dominant personalities. I've been friends with him for several years but recently he's been snapping at me for really bizarre things that even his little brother thinks are weird.

For example, I once said that giving psychedelics to the dog would be animal abuse and he started yelling because "I had no right to say that because I eat meat". He's not even a vegetarian.

>>17875663
Car
Motel
Office
Mall
Park
Subway
Beach
Friends house
Sauna at a condo complex
Jacuzzi at a condo complex

This is only good if you're the criminal type

>>17875675
I live in fucking Prague, how would I possibly have sex in a Mall, Park, Subway or Beach? There are people everywhere. Even at my office at the dead of night there is still a fucking janitor dicking around.

I should have probably mentioned we can only fuck during the day, not at night.

>>17875716
Then ur fucked

Idk man always find a way to fuck, be more resourceful

>>17875657

dont be that anon who opens with
>Sorry if this is weird but...
>sorry if this is awkward but...
>sorry if this is creepy but...
>would you like to get dinner sometime?

>>17875673
I was thinking something like
>Hey, I think you are really cute. Have you planned anything on the christmas break ? I'd really like to meet you

>>17875686

have you had any real conversations with her? like have you guys said your names directly to each other, or had something resembling a 1 on 1 exchange?

>>17875650
Depends on how you store them. There are mites that chew on metals like gold and silver for nutrition, but if you store them in a relatively cool, dry place, they probably won't get to them (invest in an airtight jewelry box if you live in Florida, though). Alternately you can put a lump of regular wax in with them and apparently it deters them for some reason, like mothballs.

A tiny gold earring will last generations. Gold plated earrings will last generations. Even some kinds of cheaper jewelry, if well maintained, will live longer than a century.

>>17875687
There's this tiny gold earring that i wear on my cartilage, i dont ever take it off. Is it safe and will it last forever?

>>17875544

apologize to him saying you meant it as a joke but you're all worried and nervous in your head thinking he took it seriously. play it off as an awkward moment on your part and he'll likely agree.

I'm sure if you talk to him about it he'll understand! best of luck!

>>17875544
OP, you sound emotionally cruel. Why would you threaten, even jokingly, to withdraw a man's right to sleep in a bed?

>>17875533

how recent was the move? i have a friend that is constantly changing for different events (work, then friends, or whatever) so his car has lots of clothes lying around. if she seemed embarassed its entirely possible that she brought that along because of a sanitary issue, like having her period or something.

she might have cheated on you sure, but if you guys dont have sex in the car why would she have sex in the car with someone else?

>>17875533
>Is my girlfriend cheating on me?
affirmative, terminate relationship immediately
repeat: abandon ship and obtain an std test asap
this is not a drill
source: experience

does she hit the gym?

>>17875494

i doubt it. i mean im sure its contributing but a lot of people like to act like there's one fatal flaw they could overcome and the rest would fall into place.

self improvement is more complex. each issue is its own, and you can't really subconsciously stop yourself from thinking about sex unless you have some penis milking machine stealing your load at regular intervals to keep you docile.

you don't feel unfulfilled becuase you think about sex. you feel unfulfilled because you do not value what you currently do and don't bother to do anything greater.

you are not bored with life because you think about sex, you're bored with life because you think playing the victim makes you special.

you do not have confidence issues because you think about sex, you have confidence issues because you create imaginary consequences and, like above, don't value what you currently do.


lets start here:
>what are you studying in school
>what do you in your spare time
>whats your most outrageous dream goal that isn't going to happen but would love to have happen anyway
>if you had a million dollars to spend on one thing, what would you spend it on?
>what are you good at (Doesn't matter what it is, even if its something you're just slightly better than average at, say it)

>>17875520
>unless you have some penis milking machine stealing your load at regular intervals to keep you docile.

Gave me a good chuckle

>what are you studying in school
Programming

>what do you in your spare time

Play vidya, look for new music, hangout with friends, honestly not a lot going on

>whats your most outrageous dream goal that isn't going to happen but would love to have happen anyway

I've thought about dropping out of school, learning guitar and starting a band more times than I can count.

>if you had a million dollars to spend on one thing, what would you spend it on?

On this is why I'm broke I saw you can get desiel powered battle mechs for about $100k each. I'd probably buy a couple of them and build a battle arena for them.

>what are you good at
I was actually on a bowling team for a few years and I got pretty good at that.

Other than that? Vidya I guess. Idk I've never felt like I was truly remarkable at anything.

>>17875536

don't worry about being remarkable. remarkable is the finish line. remarkable is what happens when you take something you enjoy and it becomes something. sometimes being remarkable is just being the one guy in the group who never loses at that game.

one thing you NEED to do is value what you do. value what you like to do. if you don't, how are you ever going to do anything great? you will always stop yourself by saying 'nah im not good enough'.

very few people are truly remarkable.

earlier this week i had a date. i looked back at my life and think of myself as so far behind so many other people. but on this date we talked a lot about our lives. I listed all the things that i had done, things that very few people know about cuz most people simply don't care.

but she acknowledged that they were pretty cool things, that i had done a lot with my life. things that i cant think of as great cuz they come so natural to me and i see other people doing the same thing but better.

but they are great, because even if there are other people doing better, im still one of the few doing it at all. you dont need to be the best in your field, you just need to do what you actually like and value yourself for doing it.

dont drop out of school, but go ahead and learn guitar. and brag about your bowling once in a while. take some friends or a date there, or even go alone and just enjoy doing something you not only like, but that you're pretty good at .

>>17875488
>I think I'll text her tonight, and tell her how I can't sleep and how my heart hurts. Is that a good text message? She's studying medicine so I'm going to make a joke about needing medical assistance about how heavy my heart is. I KNOW this is cringe.

This is your competition and there's still kv on this board, c'mon guys
I swear to god I'm gonna start a kv summer boot camp

>>17875496
I don't understand what u mean by this.
I've never been on /adv/ before, I've never had feels before.

I wouldn't text that. She told you she's seeing someone else. You're probably her second choice. Maybe she texted you because the other guy was busy and she wanted attention.

Why don't you want to tell her you were busy with university?

>>17875466

realize that there are no consequences to most of the failures. and even if htere's a consequence its a temporary or insignificant one.

an example i like to use a lot on this board is approaching women. its funny because Alphas actually get rejected by more women than Betas. This is because the alpha doesn't fear rejection. he knows that if a girl says 'sorry not interested' it has nothing to do with him. she can't see some score floating above his head, nor can she assign him one. shes just too wrapped up in her own life to give him the time of day, and thats okay most people are.

the beta on the other hand assumes that there is a magic man in the sky who keeps track of rejection, and every rejection he gets will send him closer to hell, so he tries to find a loophole: only ever asking out a girl if he is 100% sure she is into him. its an unhealthy mindset.

most of the things you'd fail at have no consequence. it depends what you want to do.

we can help deconstruct htis mindset further if you talk about what mistakes you are afraid of making.

I have Basophobia, so i seize every excuse to climb up on the roof of our house.

>>17875490
Dude, you are wasting your time on /adv/ writing long essays, pretending you got everything figured out.

Tell me, does all of this pretending make you any happier?

It's fun to manipulate these mortals into doing deplorable acts

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>>17875434
Bro I have the same feeling and i thinking a lot

Of course you wouldn't. You'd be dead.

And no, there is no point but what we make for ourselves.