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The fact that women like her exist makes life so much fucking harder

>>17875414
I'd say that just went you feel really horny, and avoid visual sexual stimulation as much as possible.

that bitch always makes me want to fap, not as much as alizee.
>>17875436
this, why should women like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
exist?

>>17875438

To make us even more acutely aware of our own worthless and genetically inferior nature

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In this diagram is the only way I do it now. Difference in diagram is the smile

yeah, you really rode that horse to death.
also, eating pussy like a pro is definitely not about position and only slightly about technique. it is about if you can get her really horny. like, "begging you to give her your cock "-horny

Position doesn't matter at all. It's up to whatever she likes. Women all like different techniques, so you have to respond to her body and do what she's liking. I'd always start with a slow buildup before you do anything more intense though. That seems to be a common mistake of just trying to gobble it.

generalized assumtions only make your life easier at the moment. they will fuck you over big time in the future. better get rid of them asap

>>17875413
There's a very slim chance that I'd find someone that gave a shit about me in the long run. I'm better at dealing with being alone than outright rejection.

As long as you have a creative mind, you can usually find some interesting medium you can work in.

'no artistic talent' just sounds like an excuse. People who who have no artistic talent whatsoever for reals, do not find artistic talents to be admirable qualities to have.

Some people have more talent than others, yes. But really what matters most is practice, practice, practice. The people you see who know how to draw have probably drawn all their lives for example.

What do you want to create? Can you take classes?

watch this and then sit down and think about it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c1H92b_uLdU

>>17875277
Civilization 4 or 5

Not gonna lie when I say old school runescape sounds pretty perfect for you. You can just grind the game out while watching TV shows and stuff, doesn't require much brainpower if you're just afk farming or levelling and there's constantly content being added. Minor downside is members subscription is a necessity but it's relatively cheap and worth it.

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Stardew Valley

I haven't played it but my brother did. I did not see him for a few weeks during that time

>>17875264
Sure. Basically eat less and keep exercising like you do now.

that doesn't happen as fast as you fesr it would. you think all vikings became weaklings just because their food got spoiled on the ship? then there's also the fact that muscles you once had are a lot easier to regain. lose the weight and then rebuild if you have lost any strength.

>>17875269
This...

That weight to max ratio is shit too. I'm guessing that's your bench max? I would hope so. I deadlift more than that and squat that much and I weigh 150 lbs.

>>17875252
Eh the fact that you didn't try anything I think is what separates you from the others

Terrible thoughts run through my mind all the time. I've learned just to accept them for what they are, thoughts. Now if you're having strong urges and feel like you can't control yourself you need to make up an excuse to not have to babysit and stay away

>>17875274
I wish I could say they're just thoughts but its physical too. She sat on my lap and I got hard instantly and told her she was giving me a dead leg. Later, after she'd been in their pool, she wanted to do sit ups around my waist and she wouldn't take no for an answer. I Don't think babysitting her again is an option.

>>17875252
get high with anyone and they'll admit their darkest urges.

there is not a single person I have maintained eye contact with for more than seconds that i have not imagined some form of sex wtih.

every member of my family (ive even had dreams about it) the fattest ugliest and oldest teachers, my neices AND my nephews, my own boss, people who bullied my in middle school, people i bullied in highschool, random strangers on the bus, and their kids.

i know what you mean.
but i see it this way: if i just decide, based on what i already know, it is not a good decision. it might be flawd by transference (when you don't make sensible choices in the present because you somehow have ended up a burnt child from past experiences). if i get some unbiased input from other sources, i can examine them and compare them with mines. i THEN decide. and then i can be sure i have made a good choice and not acted on past scars. because i have looked at how others would have handled it that have entirely different pasts than i have.

>>17875230
this also doesn't necessarily mean that i will change my mind about the way i would have handled a situation in the first place . but it MIGHT be.

>>17875234

Do you ever wonder though, when asking for advice on 4chan and other places online, just who the fuck is giving this advice? What gives an anonymous poster on a pathetic website like 4chan the right to dictate what another person should do with their life?

>>17875212
women are retarded
all you need to know

>>17875212

>if you're not going to talk, why did we match

because your first photo was attractive enough to get my attention. once we matched either your other photos were too ugly, or I waited for you to impress me and nothing happened. i have hundreds of matches so i dont bother to delete them. after all, sometimes an old match will message me again and that will be the day im in the mood. but in a sea of 'hey's i only respond to the ones who look cuter have something interesting to say etc. but that changes from day to day.

>what the fuck are you doing on the app

talking to cute dudes. even the really cute ones i dont always meet. the vibe has to be right. i meet maybe one guy off tinder a month.

>whats your expectation from a guy who matched with you

nothing really, other than courtesy. i dont think leser of men just for saying 'hey' i just dont feel the urge to respond. this isn't a contest. this isn't some game where if you hit the right spots im guaranteed to do anything. women are not robots running the same software. pressing the same buttons wont get the same results.

i just talk to guys who have something interesting to offer and i try to offer something interesting in return. admittedly im more passive, sometimes i say 'hey'. or 'lol' cuz i dont know what to say to what they say. i know you guys think were being cunts but we really DONT KNOW what to say either. we are not magical social genies. you say something and sometimes all we can figure out to say is 'oh cool'. were just like you in that were not sure what to do.

>what he needs to write to you

again, not robots, not all the same. i need a guy to say something interesting. sometimes hey is enough if hes cute enough. sometimes its not. sometimes on different days i find different kinds of guys attractive. sometimes im busier than others. sometimes i forget certain matches exist.

>>17875853
>>17875212

>i do have a high level of social anxiety

we could tell.

>i grew up alone

okay (one of those examples of girls not knowing what to say to what a guy says here)

>i had dates

okay (again)

>i do not text like "hey girl you've a nice dog", "hey sexy xD xD" or bullshit like this.

i dont like emoticons myself cuz i find them condescending most of the time. giphys can be fun cuz there is a more ironic sense to them most of the time. there's nothing wrong with complimenting my dog if i had one. sometimes guys compliment my cat. as long as they dont make a sex joke about my 'pussy' its okay. it usually opens up to me talking about my cat which is good... nless you dont like cats but we probably shouldn't date them.

> i do greet like "hi, how are you?" as a normal person.

thats fine. if im not busy ill respond if ur cute.

>i do not have photos with fedoras, hats, katanas, weapons, or something disturbing.

i cant speak for other girls but i like pictures of weapons.

> i find joke attempts kinda dangerous. i try to avoid making jokes at first.

thats weird but whatever.

- i may sound like i'm desperate but if you think my message is kinda desperate, what the fuck are you doing on that fucking app? science work? test? fun?

were just on tinder to meet guys and chill. were not desperate. just busy or open minded. you in particular are desperate cuz you posted super sayians and ranting about women as a collective force ignoring you.

>more importantly, we matched. you also liked me.

matched does not mean we like you. we dont examine profiles before matching. we swipe left if ur immediately ugly. right if you're cute.

if you message me i usually check your profile. if there is anything interesting and you check out as a cutie, i will generally respond. but just a 'hey hows it going' with a 'meh' looking guy isn't great. ill unmatch if its a guaranteed no. but i usually dont unmatch cuz i just got too many matches to manage like that.

>>17875199

Bmup.

Just a little fyi anons. This guy owes me money for finished projects. Im stuck with bills while he and his brother enjoy the holidays paid like bosses. I just want what is owed to me.

you never got contracts?

>>17875227

Yeah man. Im trying to enforce my contract but i have no idea where this guy lives. Nor the company we go through. This guy also got more than half the pay even though i did all the work. He would literally leave halfway into the job for supplies and justdissapear for an hour or two. This guy is acamming me and i want to track him. So how about a little help with picking out a tracking device? Never had to get one before so idk about the right one to use

>>17875177
Just that nug? Doesn't look like a gram from here, but if it weighs out, not bad.

>>17875177
Yea
Those little white crystal things got the feel good stuff
More white crystals = moor Danky-dank

>>17875177
It looks like stale shit. Literally. Turtle shit.

Pls respond

Shameless, hopeless bump

>>17875160

dont try to make something happen. if shes into you it'd be much more cohesive to actually be a romantic.

coming on to her when shes trapped in your home could make for a very rapey situation

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Real bro here

If someone here is telling you chrome sucks, their being internet trolls. Just google "what is the best web browser" and 9/11 times it will be chrome.

>>17875132
Safari obviously. Although it sucks for Windows, so don't bother, but then again, if you do have Windows, you're cool with inferior option already.

Firefox and Chrome are all relatively decent, so if you're cool with them, stick to it. Some Chromium forks are basically Chrome with slightly adjusted functionality/looks but deep down they are still same shit. IE (Edge) is alright too, but personally too overloaded with MS cancer for me and I wouldn't recommend a too hipster browser out of compatibility issues alone.

>>17875132
What makes you think chrome is not good? Botnet memes aside, it's the fastest browser I've used

>>17875125
what's the problem? you didn't want to get with this girl and you didn't. that was the right choice.

>>17875125

how are you an ass? you made it clear you dont like this girl from the get go, shes the one tripping over herself and ur asshole friends insisting that you have to date her. thisi s what is wrong with the dating scene in america.

men are expected to date the first woman who wants to settle for them. its not a healthy way to start a relationship. be with someone you want to be with, or be with no one at all. its okay to be single. you dont have to date just cuz you havent datedi n a while.

ive been single for four years. my friends dont try to set me up, they dont ask why im single, they don't push for double dates, and they dont get mad when i reject one of their friends.

because they know im happy being single.

>>17875131
But....i was the reason she was feeling bad for these six months dude. She will always be near me as a mate in my friends group, and trying to find someone else in front of her eyes is....just cynical.

That sucks op but I think you already know what you have to do

>>17875119
kill myself?

>>17875095
5 hour bump