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>>17925580
Would it make you feel better to send it to her and to talk with her about it ?

I wanna send a big email to my ex, telling me exactly how much he hurt me. So I have been wondering the same thing... Also have a bf and he would probably think I still love my ex or something. :/

>>17925551
>the female version of me
Sounds dreadful.

>>17925551
Are you in an exclusive relation with your girlfriend ?

>>17925551
Why would you want to cheat on a woman you love and have an amazing relationship with?
Just be faithful. Cut contact with the old fwb and move on with your life.

>look for something shady and black mail
>sell info to competing companies
>????
>profit

Tell the boss immediately or enjoy getting fired on the spot

Pretty sure this is ground for breach of confidentiality if you choose to disclose the information to outside or 3rd parties. Its like working in HR and using your status to steal SSN.

>>17925509
What is the half-life of Strontium90?

>>17925509
What is the capital of Outer Mongolia?

How does a man get raped?

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>>17925505

>>17925505
you shouldnt be embarrassed but if these are things you care about you should practice and surpass them.
this mentality is so retarded. people will always be better than you at something, what difference does it make if you know the person?

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>>17925510
This is 4chan. A guy here had a fucking floor tile fetish. I know my post sounds ridiculous but it's just as ridiculous to dismiss it as bait. Or maybe if this thread was talking about sex problems or wanting to an hero, you'll take me more seriously, despite how repetitive those threads supposedly are. If anything I think you just baited me into typing a paragraph
>>17925512
It comes from childhood for me. People, even Girls used to be stronger than me, faster than me, and better than me in sports. I eventually improved a bit but the belittling and humiliation took its toll. It destroyed my worth as a person. Several times I nearly brought a knife to middle school to kill my bullies or die trying, since I felt my life was dead. Even to thus day it's hard to people as "good" since if you mess up at something, they will always get angry about it (i.e. my brother) or make fun of you about it. Hell they'll even baby you, which is what my girlfriend did.

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>>17925375


>How can I ensure that I fulfil all his relationship needs and continue to keep the relationship awesome, while also working through my temporary slump?

Stop right there. I know you're approaching your thirties so at this point you have to know that perpetual happiness is not the key to a succesful relationship.

If he isn't able to hang with you through life's ups and downs then this isn't the right guy for you. I'm not saying that making an extra effort to inject positivity in your relationship during this trying time is a bad idea. I'm just saying don't get caught up in this "Oh I'm so lucky to be with him, oh I hope he doesn't hate me." mentality that you forget to focus on yourself and invest all of your energy into pleasing him.

A good relationship with a good partner means that you can focus on yourself without having to worry that your partner is going to run away as soon as things get tough. It takes a bit of trust and a lot of communication.

Its okay to feel shitty. Communicate with him. Tell him everything you just told us. Do your best to be positive but don't sacrifice yourself to accomplish it.

If this guy is as great as you say he is, he'll completely understand.

If he's a piece a shit he'll make you feel guilty for being stressed and temporarily unavailable.

You need to work on becoming emotionally stable and healthy. If talking to him about your problems doesn't help, you can always get therapy. Talking out your problems can do a lot to make you feel better and then you can work on improving your situation. I have a close friend who deals with anxiety problems and I always let her vent to me and listen. She gets really calm near the end and it makes her feel better. I am sure the same can help you.

>>17925386

Thanks - you're awesome.

I'd never sacrifice my own mental health just to keep a relationship, regardless of how great it is. The point I was trying to make was that I don't feel shitty because he isn't putting the effort in, it's just because I'm in a bit of a negative cycle.

You're right though, a relationship should last through the good bits and the bad, without negative influence. I just need some advice on how to get a grip without it becoming extremely damaging.

>>17925370
Join clubs, lots of them

>>17925372
What kinds

>>17925370
Stop trying to get 'a girlfriend'

You will never have a succesful relationship if you are just going to try and get any girl who will have you.

Just talk to girls like they are human beings and eventually you will meet one you have a natural connection with.

Right now my father is sleeping on a twin mattress in our living room while my sister sleeps in my dads king sized bed. I fucking hate that bitch. My dad worked so hard in college, had no money. Worked summers and breaks. All while at a military college, he has had an amazing career and provided for his family, and just seeing him on a twin mattress makes me so fucking angry. Me and my brother start college very soon and I can't imagine what my dad is thinking. Unrelated, my mom filled for divorce and wants the house, my dad overheard them talking about how unbearable he is. My dad doesn't deserve this.

Your sister and mom sound like cancer. I can't even add advice in this situation beyond bumping the thread. Holy shit I feel bad for you and your dad op. My mom was a huge burden on my family so I kinda know the feeling. I only hope your situation gets better anon.

>>17925363
Your sister is a lost cause. Your parents made the mistake of raising her as a spoiled brat. And a spoiled brat will remain a spoiled brat, believing herself entitled to everything, forever - or until she is finally cut off, at which point she will become a resentful spoiled brat.

Give up on her. Focus on supporting your father in the multiple shitstorms approaching.

>>17925356
do you know her last name too? did she give you pics?

>>17925463
I've reverse image searched pictures she's sent me to no avail.

Neither of us know each other's last names and I'm not sure if she has a FB, she was pretty insecure about sharing personal information considering I was technically still a guy on the internet even if we really enjoyed each other's company.

I wouldn't have been so withholding myself, but I guess it was kind of playful with me not sharing more personal details because she wasn't either (see who would crack first).

Main things I know is her first name, city, age, what she's studying and her interests.

>>17925356

We don't help stalkers. Sorry my man, but as far as we know that's what you are.

what numbers do i choose to win the lottery?

>>17925340
The lottery is a tax for being stupid. Don't play the lottery. A fool and his money are easily parted.

I'm having trouble creating a new breed of mammal by trying to cross a sheep with a walrus. It's not going as planned. Are there any alternatives to using sheep?

>>17925256
You're not addicted, you just have to o much despensible time that you're wasting on increasing the strength of your death grip. Get a life. 9 times out of 10 people mistake being horny with being just simply bored.

>>17925290
9 times out of 10 people mistake being horny with being just simply bored.
THIS
Anyways OP, I recommend not watching porn, it's unhealthy for you. I used to be like you but I stopped watching porn, so my meat-beating sessions got boring, so I didn't do them as often. I've beat my meat 3 times in the last week or so, which is better compared to the twice a day routine I had for myself a few months ago. The big thing though is do something with your time. Go work out, watch a movie, cruise around the city looking for shit to do.

>>17925302
My dumbass forgot to green text that first part

WHY would she ask for such a thing?

Moreover, why would you provide it to her?

Why would she be doing YOUR taxes?

It reeks of shit. You should have gotten more information.

>>17925223
I still live with her and rely on her for money, because I graduate in a few months. She claims she wants to do my taxes while I study abroad, because I will be out of the country.

I agreed to such a thing because I am a doormat that needs therapy, thanks to being my daddy's punching bag.

>>17925230
Are you working and going to school? I'm not sure what taxes you would need to file otherwise.

If you think you love her then you can't be that depressed. Nonetheless stop being a pussy and ask her out. Not like "hey will you go on a date with me??" More like a "hey Ima go to Starbucks or some shit, you wanna come with?"

>>17925226
Well, something that makes it more complicated is she is already in a relationship, though she doesn't seem to happy in it from what she tells me, but I'm not going to assume anything or say she should dump her boyfriend for me. I've been depressed my whole life but it was usually for no reason. Now it's like, just being around her makes me happy and talking to her is so great. I've had crushes on girls before but this really does feel different to me. Another problem is, I feel like I annoy her when I talk to her about my depression, even though she says she wants to talk to me and that I don't annoy her.

>>17925234
Fuck it, soccer has goalies and they still score. This is especially the case if she doesn't seem happy in her relationship, finesse the guy. But If you really want to, say what I said but say "just as a friend" at the end so she doesn't feel awkward. Also find something to talk about other than depression of you really are talking about it too much. Talk about music or concerts or funny high school experiences, even if you have to make them up (but don't exaggerate the story or you'll sound like "that guy")

>>17925162
>dont use your body/boobs/ass/vagina as a base for jokes. Too many fucking women comedians are always flaunting the "Sex Sells" motive and it's stale and not funny.
>You arent funny because you have boobs and a sex appeal.
>pretty much just dont make sexy/fart/ONE OF THE GUYS AHURHURHR jokes

I'm a girl who's people consider funny, but I really couldn't tell you how to be funny. I have noticed that the harder people try to be funny, the more it falls flat though.

>>17925162
the basis of all comedy is tragedy. every joke that is funny is at the expense of someone else.
take the chicken crossed the road joke
this isnt very funny but its considered a joke because it plays off of the expectations and fools the person youre telling the joke to.
another staple of comedy is the reversal of expectations. when something happens that doesnt make sense or you didnt expect to happen it can make you laugh. to 13 year olds this is just loltehrandumbXDpancakesnWAFFLES humor but there are definitely more mature versions of it.

writing original jokes is difficult because its easier to add onto something than make something new, hence why a lot of people can be clever/sharpwitted in social situations but wouldnt work well as a standup comedian.

don't be afraid to be mean to people, but never be cruel in person. (the idea of someone being unnecessarily cruel to someone can be funny if written right in a joke but in person it might now land well) don't take yourself seriously, avoid inserting your gender or your vagina or dick or fart jokes into comedy since those are almost always cringey and always be thinking about how other people view you.
if you play the fool make sure you act like it, if youre being the straightman or monotone sarcastic character make sure you look like it as well in delivery and facial expression to really get the most out of a joke.

>>17925144
>have gf
>i fucking hate this shes restricting me im never dating again after this

>single
>god damn i'm worthless i'm ugly i'm lonely i need to date someone again

i know that feel man. i assume its less of a need to have someone to love but more a desire to have someone to validate that you arent a terrible person.

sounds like you just want to fuck

>>17925154
I'm asexual. I just don't want to die alone.