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I'm going to keep this short for the sake of the reader and the post length.
My girlfriend and I have been together for a year. I love this woman, I would give my life for her, I would walk through miles of broken glass on bare feet just to make her happy. I've spent this past year being the happiest man on earth because of how amazing of a girlfriend I have. She doesn't treat me the same, but I don't care. I love her, and I know she feels the same deep down inside. We were both virgins in our relationship, I wanted to wait until marriage, she was just saving herself for someone special. New Years night, she was drunk and I wasn't. She wasn't so drunk that she couldn't walk or have a conversation, but if you talked to her you could tell she had had something to drink. We get home, we do sexual stuff together, as she's been wanting to do so all night. Nothing serious, All light stuff. I ask her if she wants to have Sex. She pauses, and says, "yeah, I guess". We do it, although she requested that we stop after a minute or so. I wore a condom, I was gentle, I didn't force anything. She asks if we can stop and go to bed, I say yes. Over the next few days she's silent towards me. She texts me and tells me that our relationship makes her uncomfortable. I've been avoiding her and leaving her alone when we see each other so that I don't bother her. What should I do? I feel horrible. I feel like I raped my girlfriend. Am I a horrible person for this? I never meant to hurt her. I love her, and it's killing me inside to think about what this is doing to her. I know she must feel 10x worse for how his makes her feel. I just want her to be happy. What can I do?

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Friendly reminder the best way to act around women is to treat them like the dumb cunts they are or rather, to be entirely confident in yourself not to give a fuck if they criticize you or blow you off

And if you act this way and she calls you a virgin or a loser, guess what? You've already won because they've reduced themselves to cunts.

Follow my advice, retards!

chad out...

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Anyone have any advice besides getting really drunk (its the best idea I have atm). Basically I am already diagnosed schizophrenia from him but I have been holding back a big issue.

When I go out in public or around any people I just feel like I am going to snap and assault and/or kill someone. I am not trying to sound edgy or anything so sorry if I do.

Its never for any logical reason something as simple as someone smiling just makes me feel this indescribable sort of hostility and think terrible things.

I have always had this sort of mental divide where when I am alone away from people I feel fine or even like a virtuous person but as soon as I spend any amount of time around people that all changes and it honestly scares me. The thing is I am equally afraid of admitting this to someone who has the authority to lock me up in a place fore mental misfits for an indeterminate amount of time. What if I am force fed medication to make me a zombie etc.

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Sand-nigger here, born and raised in London. Kinda have a thing for chinks ( I don't think its the weebness, I've been fascinated by Asian girls since I was about 5 lol). Still figuring myself out, and after a few dates with a few foreign Asian girls, I've come to notice that I'm basically attracted to chinks that are born/ sculptured with a Western mindset. In other words, I think I'm into Asian girls that aren't born in Asia.

I'm 19, a bit awkward but I think I'm quite good looking, I don't really give off any 'ISIS allahu snackbar' vibes and I've been told I could pass off as Mediterranean, which is cool I guess. Anyways, since I'm attracted to a very specific type of girl (and with my background, I have such a tiny fucking chance with one), is there anyway I could reprogram my mind into being attracted to other girls? Don't get me wrong, London is full of Chinese girls which is great and all, but most are foreign and are probably only here to study for about four years till they return back to their country.


so /adv/ , pls help a brotha out

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Got myself nice and mentally prepared last night to casually start in on the wife for anal. No resistance but I was the Barry White of husband's trying to get the booty. made her cum nice and proper first so she was relaxed. She locked up tighter than Fort Knox on me. I might as well have been trying to fuck a brick wall. This is one dragon I have been chasing too long. What do?

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I'm kinda having a depressing crisis right now. There's this girl who's giving mixed signals and I have no idea if she has any interest in me. One day she'll act like she wants me amd the next she'll literally avoid me, but still look at me. She purposely waits to reply to my texts, and never initiates them. She always is the first to talk to me in person though, I almost never have to approach her. She also flirts with me subtely, but never really responds to my flirting. She's a rather reserved person but she also likes attention obviously. I'm just afraid to get rejected by someone, again. Every girl I've asked out has rejected me, I've never even kissed a girl. Almost every night I worry she's with some Chad and she never really is, she just hangs out with some guy with a gf occasionally. God knows if they do stuff. It makes me feel awful and dejected and I have no idea what I should do next. I just feel inferior right now. What the hell do I do? Do I even have a chance? I'm normally confident, but not now

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Any electricians on here? I pluged my radio and power bar into this socket and I'm unsure if it's safe to use or not? I've been getting shocked on occasion by my computer when I touch it which is connected to the power bar.

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I think I accidentally fucked myself on my college application.

So, a few months ago I submitted my application for college, (they still haven't gotten back to me yet) and when it says what classes I am taking in my senior year, I put down "1 semester ap calculus ab, one semester ap calculus bc" because I wanted to pad it out.

I did not realize at the time that these were entirely different courses (and my school does not even offer BC), and that they are both full year courses and not just semesters of the same course. and I just remembered that I put that on my application.

The deadline for submitting the application is has long passed. The website where I submitted my application says I have to contact the admissions office myself if I want to make edits to my application.

How badly did I fuck up? Is it worth calling up the admissions office and having them fix a single error on it?

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>in a long distance relationship (just recently became one btw)
>she wants to move to the US from Japan, not necessarily just for me
>living with me had been her only hope for being able to afford living here/safety/security and all that
>I'm just not ready to live with her yet
>however, our relationship will suffer the longer it stays long distance

What do?

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If someone were to paint a roadrunner tunnel, and a person were to crash into it, who would be legally responsible for the crash? Keep in mind the painter had no intentions of deceit.

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my gf sent me a text to bring her gf a salad and her a burger

i just said "..."

and she said "what? i was very thorough"

ithen she gave me specific instructions on what kind of tacos she wants and also bring her make up

isd this a test? she seems rude but its around her time of month... she never talked to me like this

what do?

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Ex hit me up this week after on christmas day i sent the texts shes been sending me to her current guy,

she says she misses me, i make her happy, yada yada, still likes me whatever, We talked a bit on facetime yesterday just about whatever and she brought up the times we had sex, well a time, and im getting those vibes from her. I told her straight up earlier that day for her to come pick me up and lets make out, she thought i was joking at first but i said i was serious and she didnt really mention it, tried to go off topic and i got annoyed and didnt respond to her. An hour later sends a text saying shes sorry for everything, i dont wanna hurt u no more whatever, cause the past is really shakey with what she did to me.

anyway what should i do? She wont leave her current guy because she has anxiety and a lot of other emotional problems, and says she doesnt want to get into something with another person when she has all these problems, and a big part shes with him is because its a sense of security for her and its familiarity.

I know she has a lot of problems and im obviously not okay with it and she knows how i feel about it very much. What steps should i take from here? just play it cool and see how it plays out? I have some feeling that while she does have feelings for me she would rather be friends but this could just be pure paranoia.

I've thought about everything a lot but i could use /adv's opinion, what do you think will happen with her? eventually leave him or is she just missing me because i ignored her.

I know i shouldnt try to push anything, since that will just push her away. She said the first time we would still be together if we didnt rush shit, like we rushed it badd...

anyway thoughts?

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Hello anons. I've been confused with this crap everyday since I met her. The story goes as follows:
>One year ago, new class, new school, new people.
>Got to know this really cute girl in class that at first acted really nice to me.
>Since I have nice social skills and an above average IQ I tend to participate a lot in class, I am pretty much the guy that speaks the most in class.
>Since I'm intelligent, when teachers ask ""hard"" questions, I'm usually the only one that gets it (pretty much all class is dumber than me)
>They don't get my smart jokes (you know, those in which you have to think a little?)
>Class starts hating on me because I'm smart and have success in school.
>End up with shitty nicknames created by the buff "popular" dumb guy in class.
>Still manage to maintain and make friends in class (we're 30 and i can count with 5 people in class so not all is lost).
>A year goes by...
>The qt girl that I met that acted nice in the beggining along the last year started acting like a total tsundere which turned me on a lot. Sadly, she isn't in my group of friends in class (she's not one of the 5). I can't to get closer to her, because even though we've been on the same class for a year now, we've never had a long conversation, only passive agressiveness, and she getting pissed of at me showing off my intelect. Tsundere as she is, whenever I do something that pisses her off, she starts getting closer to me, and talking to me (she steals my chair, calls me dumb, and tries to debate with me in phylosophy class and prove aby of my points wrong, even when they're 100% right).
> I can't get closer to her outside class as she is not in my group of friends and she hangs out with the people in class that hate me (including the buff dumb guy).

My questions are:
1st: How do I deal with this qt? I wouldn't mind becoming her boyfriend, so any tips to get closer or solve this tsundere dillemma would be welcome.

2nd: How to deal with the retarded class?

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Is there any reason why someone might have an accent that is different from the way people speak in their area? I speak with a strong accent that has convinced professors at my uni that I'm an international student. People from my hometown have told me that I couldn't possibly be from the same area. No one else in my family speaks this way, and it's not intentional.

Is there a name for this?

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okay so im 19 and currently dating a 17 yr old
i kinda fucked up and told her im going to our local university to impress her but really im in community college for engineering and i'll be transferring their after this semester.
is it that big of a lie that It'll fuck me over in the long term?


I have this stupid stupid urge to impress people i like really wish i'd stopped :(