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I have depression and social anxiety. This is no self-diagnosed tumblr stuff, various doctors diagnosed these two disorders. If you don't believe it, then just assume I'm the most autistic loser you'll ever meet.

So.

One of my biggest fears is social media. Since I got my facebook account, I've been scared to upate my photo, but it was from 5 years ago and I was unrecognizable. Yesterday, I changed my profile picture.

For the last two months, leading up to this change of profile picture, I have been liking quite literally everything that people have been posting. I've been wishing happy birthdays, commenting on photos, the whole thing.

I've managed to stay away from Facebook since I uploaded it, and I just checked how many likes I got.

I got zero. Nada. When I saw it, I started shaking, crying and I feel so fucking empty. Why can't people just click that button, I've done all the bullshit.

I feel like shit. Please, is there anyone out there that has the same thing?

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Heres the rundown (both guys)...

Friend and I got drunk together and real touchy (like rubbing each other and hugging very tightly). We eventually kissed for like, 5 mins then continued as we were. We went to sleep. I woke up and we both snuggled together not drunk, like he invited me. Can't say i'm gay but I felt very happy around him at this time and figured i'd play along too.Dropped him home, said it was a good night then messaged me like 9 hours later that the last night was a mistake and to forget about it.

What gets me is that he invited me to hug after we woke up. Do you think he actually enjoyed what we did the night before? I'm not going to lie, I kind of did.

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The red flag threads are interesting, but the female one isn't exactly helpful. Perhaps instead of focusing on the negative can you list things that you find attractive be it physical traits or having to do with their personality?

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Why are western women so manly? Do they actually think it's attractive?

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How can you fake having friends and being popular?

Any tricks welcomed.

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I am not trying to be a cunt here, so plz no h8... But serious..... I am actually a good looking guy, kinda look like Vinny Chase from Entourage...... But I literally cannot commit to girls and relationships.... Yet chicks still throw themselves at me... The thought of having a gf actually scares the shit out of me.... I don't have my license and that weighs on me hhheeeaaappssss..... Could that be the main reason i CANNOT COMMIT????? btw prett feked right now off alcohol....... fucking roast me I don't even care..... Basically, my question is.... why are girls attratcted to me... I am very good looking, yet I look like a fucking meth addict.. probs weigh like 67kg (177 pounds???) and girls still fucking love me.... what should I do???? Keep being a child or man up and actually go for a chick and fuck thinking about not having a stable job, money, car, license????? halp anyway you can niggers

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>College application didn't go through senior year
>Spent past 6 months working seasonal jobs since I'm not in college
>go to hose jobs late
>Spring semester starts on January 30
>still didn't reapply
>Still not sure what CUNY I want to go to
>Fap all day
>Afraid of all responsibilities
>I'm too sensitive towards my mother's criticisms
>Can't stick to a good routine
>Post on 4chan all day, all night, and sleep through the day
>girlfriend is slightly more responsible than me
Suicide is the best answer right? Honestly I'm afraid of these big responsibilities like college applications

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So I have been browsing this site more and more lately for the past 2 years and one of the boards I browse is /gif/. At the start I was just going to gif to look only at the normal porn and stuff but one day i decided to open a sissy thread to find out what it was all about. A few images in and i just went back to straight porn again because I wasn't interested. However over the next few weeks I found myself checking the sissy thread more and more to the point that I checked it practically everytime before i went back to straight porn. After that, I started trying to fap to sissy/trap gifs and it got so bad that now I can't really fap to straight porn anymore and have to rely on the weird sissy stuff. Plus, now I can't stop fantasising about being a girl/feminine boy and getting bullied by bigger sized males, not even just when I'm masturbating but also when I'm about to sleep or when I'm not thinking about anything else.
How the hell do I stop this??? I've tried not fapping for two weeks but I couldn't hold it for much longer and went back to sissy/trap porn, while still fantasising about that for the whole of the two weeks. Please help it feels so weird and creepy thinking about this stuff but I can't stop :(

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How can I buy drugs online without it showing up on my credit card statement? Are bitcoins or PayPal safe for that?

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My boyfriend told me to fuck off after I was trying to figure out why he suddenly didn't want to talk even though our words about video games were going fine... One the one hand, I did something wrong to push him away. On the other, he was being stubborn and refusing to say way. On the third, he said something like that to me. I don't think I deserve something like that... But maybe I am such a clingy, dependent burden...

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i wanna be hungry at dinner too so cant decide

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How do I get plastic surgery and not feel like I'm lying to people indirectly through my changed looks?

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I'm a friendless virgin NEET with diagnosed MDD but today I finally broke down and sought help.
It was very stressful and emotional.

Have people like me recovered from this?
I know the average normalfag with a job and gf can shake their depression with time but I'm a worthless sub-human loser.
Doesn't really feel like I can change at this point even though I'm young.

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I was pulled over for speeding on my motorcycle. I do not have an “M” endorsement for motorcycle. Officers insisted I was being nervous and requested to search me. I denied their request. One officer goes to their car and comes back saying his sergeant said no motorcycle endorsement is an arresting offense so they put me in handcuffs and then searched my person.

They found approx. 3.5 g of meth in my front pocket. They told me I was now being charged with possession. Two detectives showed up about 15 min later. They requested that I sign a consent form to search my home. I denied their request telling them there wasn’t anything at my house. They then told me I could consent now and they would go in easy and not take anyone else to jail or they were going to get a warrant to search my home at which time they were going to bust my front door down and take everyone in my home to jail. I again denied their request for consent.

I sat in their patrol car for 4 to 5 hours with cuffs on in excruciating pain from the cuffs being too tight and my arms behind my back. The officers finally showed up with a warrant and as promised busted the front door to my house. They found a couple grams of cocaine and close to 28g of meth at my home, arrested two house guests and threatened to come back and arrest my girlfriend if I didn’t start giving them information on others. I said ok and gave them bogus information.

So now I have two felony charges against me.

Poss W/I Del CS PG1 4g-200g

Poss W/I Del CS PG1 1g-4g

My motorcycle is in impound with a hold on it so I can’t get it out. They took my cellphone from me and never returned it. They also took two .380 pistols from my home and didn’t list them on the inventory list of things they took.

Does this sound like it could be thrown out on technicality or am I just fucked?

Took place in Texas

I am 43 year old male with no prior arrests

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I lift since 2 months and still didnt changed anything