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I know too many people who finds leg hair disgusting and a sin.

And here's me(pic related)- I have decent body hair and all, but my leg hair gets the most attention from people because they frown upon it the most. If my leg hair is shown or mentioned, I can't go 5 minutes without a tasteless comment. I'm starting to just accept that leg hair is terrible and I should do something about it.

Do people even find leg hair attractive?

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I am a guy and hanging out with dudes is some of the most aids shit ever.

I am 23 and I have never had a girlfriend or anything and no matter what I do, my relationship status always comes up when hanging with dudes.

So inevitably I get made a mockery of and I don't try to lie because people know the truth by just looking at me.

I hate sports, drinking...I don't take needless risks. Don't smoke. Don't talk about the women I would fuck. When with dudes it's just nonstop "oh did you see that hockey fight?! Or "did you see the rack on that bitch!?"

I just don't fit in. Who am I supposed to hang out with though? I feel like a outsider which I guess is five but it sucks be unable to contribute to conversation.

I am regularly forgotten too. People can't remember if I was there with them or not.

What should I do? Why do guys do stuff like out someone's virginity status?

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Btw I'm a Kurd and turkroach hater, I fulled /pol/ with Anti roach posts, then My relatives realized I'm in 4chan, what is that If I had two big sounds in my head back, But a lot of fear came with it before it happened. don't advice me why I did bitching in 4chan, accurate answer make you big fact doctor.

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Virgin men pls halp,

How likely is it that this guy is a virgin? We've met on Tinder and have been talking for awhile now.

>cuddling and kissing in bed
>he's a really bad kisser
>i slip the tongue in and he has a pullaway reaction
>"everything okay?"
>"I didn't expect a tongue so soon"
>"o-oh okay"
>he apologizes and says it's fine
>making out
>he has to pause every 10-20secs to take a break to relax and breathe
>"you nervous? is everything okay?"
>"yeah I'm fine dw about it"
>back to making out
>rub my hand all over him making my way towards his penor
>start rubbing his groin for awhile
>he takes my hand off his dick area and holds it
>"do you want me to stop?"
>he kinda stutters and is a whole plate of spaghetti
>"you're fine!! it's fine!! i just want to take it slow!! uhh you can keep feeling me if you want but it's fine"
>stop touching his dick
>cuddles for the rest of the night

I'm sure he wants to date me because he's really into me and we have a shit ton in common. Just wondering if he's a virgin because I don't feel like it's in my place to ask and I don't want to make him uncomfortable. I just want to know so I can make his first time right and make sure he's comfortable and ready not just pretty much make him feel like he has to fuck me right away.

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Anyone else here feel that they should blow their brains out for being white?

Sorry, but I'm not joking here. For the past thirteen years I've felt like crap because of my race. And the ever increasing racial tension these days are just making it worse for me. I shouldn't feel bad for what people of my race do to others. But I really can't help it. It's so burdensome, and becoming a heavier-and-heavier cross to bear. To the point that I sometimes contemplate popping off the top of my head with a shell.

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I have a horrible time meeting new women my age. I am 26 and I just have no fucking idea where to meet women my age. like where do women in their mid twenties hang out at? I don't like bars or clubbing.

What are my options? It honestly feels like all the women my age are dead or taken.

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Has anyone else lost all hope in humanity? I just decided to be a right cunt for the rest of my days. I've been blessed with good looks (not that that matters in this day and age) and I fuck women. My aim is to impregnate them and ruin what little of a pathetic excuse for a life they have. If they're insecure I comment negatively about how they look. It just feels great to destroy people. Like fuck it, we're only on earth for a limited time, may aswell make everyone miserable.

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What are some good books on the effects of divorce on a family with young kids and strategies to minimise the damage (financial) caused?

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>tfw you can fuck whoever you like, but you won't ever be with the only girl you are really in love with

This fucking sucks and I don't know what to do. It's been a year since I met this girl, we share everything, we are like brother and sister. We complete each other and I can't imagine my life without her, but I know that if I stay in touch with her, I never will be happy.

This situation seems like it has no positive solution. She is a lesbian. She has slept at my place for more than I can count, when we shared blanket I hugged her to sleep but we never kissed or had any other intimate moment. It's driving me depressed while on the other side I'm so so happy I have her in my life.

As I said, sleeping with other girls does nothing to me. I still can't shake these feelings off of me.

I know that friendship is above anything but it's really hard when you feel something more than your friend does about you.

Also she doesn't have a girlfriend currently, that will probably solve the shit because I guess we won't be keeping in touch as much as we do now. But I feel like that is going to destroy me completely. And I know for a fact that her orientation isn't fluid, she once told me that if I were a girl she'd already had me and wouldn't let off of me.

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As a black male, how do I acquire white females? I know they are attracted to masculinity and virility and I got that in spades.

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It's like they can't wait to get home. I live in a state where it's forbidden and yet I've had to endure getting a haircut while a woman smoked right beside me while getting highlights.
Once I traveled abroad to famously unsafe city, and a friend who smoked just needed some, so he went on to find a dealer. The dealer lived in the shadiest, most dangerous part of town. He still went to get it.
I read on the news the other day about a famous pop singer who was stopped at an airport for posessing it. Everyone knows what airport security is like and she still went along with it.
Right here on 4chan the other day, some anon posted a thread about her husband's bringing some to her house. Did the guy really needed to smoke so that he couldn't wait until he was at his own place?
These are only the ones that pop to mind now, but I keep seeing this, people just keep doing stupid shit because they seem to be unable to control their craving, so they keep smoking and carrying it wherever they are, no matter the laws or the preferences of their hosts if at a private property. Or put themselves in danger to acquire it, if they're somewhere where it's not legalized.
I don't know, it's just seems some pretty bizarre lengths to go if you're not addicted.
Not to mention how fond of advertising their habit they seem to be, and how offended they seem to get when you ask them not to do it near you (like I did with the lady at the hair parlor). What is up with that then? Is it addictive or not? What else can explain these behaviours?

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This is going to be hard to write.

My best friend, who ive known for 6 years...i recently cut all contact with her. Shes 16 im 18. We're both girls.

The reasons for why are complicated.

We dated for a month once but broke up because we still acted like friends even as a couple.

Flash ahead a year and she started dating this boy who got her into smoking weed and he...he had sex with her. He took her virginity. That killed me on the inside when i found out.

Hes in jail now because she was only 15 and he was 19 when they had sex. He got 8 years. She says shes going to wait for him even though i told her how she has no future with him because of his crimimal record and how much of a scumbag he is.

She said she doesnt care. And that hes the most important person in her life and that she masturbates and cries just thinking about him. I told her that i still liked her and she said that she loves me but we're just like sisters, not lovers.

Even though she keeps giving me mixed signals of affection. "I love youuu baby goodnight" types of texts and kisses! On the mouth! What the hell! If she doesnt want me over him why would she even do that!

I confronted her about this and she got really angry and told me that i was a bitch for interferring in her relationship and that she would never choose me over him.

I dont want her to be my friend anymore. I have enough friends. So I confessed. She constantly talked about him and made me feel so inadequate compared to him. I tried to move on. I told her i hated her and all kinds of things a few days ago.

But i keep grabbing my phone and wanting to call. Or text. Or looking at pictures of us. Ugh...i hate who she became after meeting him. But if her gets out of jail and i saw them together again it would BREAK ME. He would make her smoke again and lie to her parents. I dont know what to do...im such a weak person

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Hey /adv, just broke up with my long term long distance girlfriend of 7 years yesterday. Im 22 and shes 23. She brought up talk of settling down in the future couple of years and i am so not ready for that. Shes the only girl ive ever dated. We were great together in the short term but we disagreed on our futures... did i fuck up? I need help, guys :(

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How does one pass their driving test first time?
I'm getting lessons once a week and to be honest it's hell. My parents won't let me drive their cars because "muh insurance". Do you think it's possible to pass with lessons alone?

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>FWB (also one of my best friends) who I had a big falling out with wants me back
>She admits she's still fucking one of her exes
>I know who he is but he doesn't know me

How do I make her completely forget about this joker? (And no, a relationship won't work since we've cheated together before.) I'm not jealous or anything, but the prideful side of me doesn't like to share.