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>housesitting for friend
>trip into his entertainment stand while drunk on his liquor
>his PS4 Pro and Wii U standing vertical on top got trashed
>unemployed and broke
How do I make $700 in two weeks before he gets home?
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That's a lotta dick sucking to make up 700 dollary doos. Are all the games broken too?
Is it beyond repair? Let's see the damage.
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>>17928199
>Do some off the book jobs
>sign up for uber/lyft and hope you get approved quickly then drive like a madman
>craigslist
>offer to suck dick for money
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>>17928199
Start getting your shit together, this should not be nearly as big of an issue if there weren't other issues in your life. As to the problem at hand, either find work or break the law, maybe both. You could also try manning up, explaining to your friend what happened, taking full accountability for what happened, working out a way to get him the money when you can, and setting up your life to get said money quickly.
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>Meet girl in High School, her parents divorce she moves a few states away about 8-hour drive.
>She contacts me, we start talking again.
>Roughly 2 years pass, we email, then phone, then finally skype.
>Realize we talk for like 5 hours on end. She's the one who calls. We talk about literally everything.
>She sends me some postcards
>I send her some teas/books in the mail
>She said she "cried out of happiness"
>She sends me a Christmas gift
>We keep talking. Her Mom sees m on skype.
>"Wow, he's really cute"-Her Mom
>Girl wants me to vist and stay with her family
I know long distance is suicide, but I dunno... Do I visit this summer? She really wants me to...
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if you' want to do it jexpecting a relationship, no.
if you want a good friend out of this or just to smash, go ahead.
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Long distance is a no no but just go and smash smash like hulk
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try it out and see how it goes or just use her for sex. either way, you're probably getting wet.
So, I taught my gf how to play SA:MP like a year ago, she got the hang of it pretty fast and we used to play together a lot. But things took a huge turn about 6 months ago, and I never thought I would be upset by something that sounds so stupid when I talk about it.
The thing is, she got invited to a group of players and it was only a matter of time until it was 'official'. They all got along with her pretty well and I was glad she could finally have someone to have fun with that wasn't me (she always complained about how she had almost no friends).
So what's the big deal about this? I thought everything would be the same regarding us, but I was wrong. She got in too deep, now she spends 90% of the time playing and we barely talk to each other now. She added all of her friends on facebook and when she's not playing, she talks to them either via fb or teamspeak. When we see each other, the only fun conversation subject is obviously the game. This is not something I'm paranoid about, the first weeks were cool, but I started noticing how little we talked in whatsapp, and how our conversations were literally the same shit everyday. Same old questions like "what's up? how you doing?" and that was basically it for the day.
Now, whenever I try to talk to her about this, you know what she thinks? That I'm jealous. Yeah, jealous of people she knows via internet. I can't bring up the subject because she gets mad at me and says I'm not "letting her be". So, I end up appearing as the bad boyfriend that doesn't want his girl to have friends. It's just fucking overwhelming.
I truly love her, we've been together for 5 years now, we're both in our early 20's and this might be a silly issue, believe me, at the beginning I didn't think this would affect me like it did, but now I feel left alone and I can't even talk about it with her.
What should I do?
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>>17928177
Leave her. She's gone.
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You lost her. My ex was part of a "clan" playing various games. I absent 75% of the time because team trainings (Heroes of the storm, dota, etc), then those faggots started meeting her. I was broke so I didn't feel I had the right to complain when her friend ordered her to visit him in Hungary and cover the cost. She didn't cheat on me back then, I don't think she cheated on me at all, but after we broke up she went to visit him again and never returned.
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>>17928673
I'm sorry but she 100% cheated on you. Don't be that naive.
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Umm...so I just got a look at my GF's phone and an hour ago she sent "I Miss You" and "When will you be getting back to school" to one of her guy friends in grad school.
Should I just break up right now?
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Rip in rip. Look through the rest of the history.
But yeah, sounds like it's over or has been for a while, probably cheated.
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>>17928151
> You can't miss your friends
Wat?
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>>17928151
nah you should talk to her first, then break up with her.
i dont even feel like life is real anymore
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>>17928144
oh boy its another
>im smart just lazy
episode.
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>tfw to intelligent to ask for advice
ya need something bub?
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>>17928146
But is there a way to be lazy, yet smart?
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So I dont understand this girl in our friend group. Me and 3 other people were gonna hangout tonight. I asked her if she wanted to hangout and she told me no she is busy and has to work on stuff at home. I was gonna tell my friends that later that she said no but I fell asleep after work and woke up to facebook messages. Two different people said they asked her and she said told them maybe. I dont understand why she told me no and gave the reason but then the other people maybe like she wasn't sure yet like why make them think it might be a yes and get their hopes up for nothing?
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>>17928107
The problem here is that you are reading way too deep into this. You weren't there for what she said to your friends and why and you are in your head not anyone else's. Relax, take a deep breath, and quit trying to understand the full nuances of other's psyches.
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>>17928122
they both said she texted them saying maybe, and when we hungout they brought up saying oh maybe she'll come and I showed them what she told me earlier.
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maybe she thought you meant just her and you.
maybe she doesn't like you that much.
this seems like it's so trivial regardless, why bother with it?
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I want to die. What are some ways I can accomplish this?
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>>17928002
hello?
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>>17928002
Stop eating, that should work.
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>>17928002
Smoke 1000 packs a day. walk around with 20 smokes in your mouth, 1 in each nostril, and 1 in each ear, you should feel the effects pretty quickly.
Hello normalfags.
I have been addicted to vore captions for almost a year, and I need advice on how to forget about that and go back to the normal stuff (porn/hentai). I dot get as hard as I used to when looking at nude girls ever since I masturbated to vore.
Vore, or vorarephillia, is a fetish which involves arousal from being eaten, eat or see someone else being eaten. I'd always be aroused from being eaten.
Anyways, I want to switch back to normal stuff.
Background: In early 2015, I was looking in some weird part of the Internet. Stumbled upon something called "unbirth" and I'd fap to it. I saw more and more vore in the related images and fapped to it for almost a year. I am a cisgendered, heterosexual male. I am still a virgin, I want to make sure to be as normal sexually as possible for my partner.
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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Addiction Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
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> I dot get as hard as I used to when looking at nude girls ever since I masturbated to vore.
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I don't know how to help except take a major porn break.
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25 y/o male who has an addiction to bestiality porn....
ever since I saw my first clip at 13 I remember being captivated. There's something extremely erotic to me about a girl giving in to carnal lust and disregarding social norms.
However it's something which is beginning to affect my personal life. Girls don't turn me on unless there is some level of degeneracy. Sometimes it consumes my mind and I can't shake it..
What do?
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Have you tried cutting yourself off from fapping and porn in general?
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You stop watching beastiality and it will slowly fade. You just need to desensitize your brain to more normal situations.
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I understand that neuroplasticity plays a part. If I try and abstain then my brain doesn't treat those desires as essential.
However...I've seriously tried but I can't explain how tangible the urge to fap over it is...I've never tried heroin but I feel it's akin to that at times
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I've really hit it off with a Taiwanese woman online, but her English is so poor, I'm afraid she'd never make a good gf.
>talking about Disney movies
>"Did you like Frozen?"
>"snow fall he apart! Too cold much."
>....
>"I hate not movie, was watched."
Can this relationship be salvaged?
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If you can understand her when she speaks like that or you speak Taiwanese yourself then I don't see why not. But if you don't understand her at all then you have to learn her language, make her learn English or find another girl.
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>>17927951
How did you "hit it off with" her if she only speaks in word salad?
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So close, yet so far. Her english can only get better though. Keep her.
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/adv/ I've hit the "Post college blues". I graduated last may and have only worked a shitty serving job to save cash. I have $8500~ to my name and my buddy who lives in Seattle gave me a proposition to move in with him when his lease is up in February.
I really want to make said move, I'm sick of my shitty hometown; there's nothing here but shitty serving jobs or retail management, neither or which I'm content doing for the rest of my life.
Major issue with this whole situation is I have a car that I'm 100% sure wouldn't make the 2500~ mile journey from Illinois to Washington state. I also have Student loan payments kicking in this month that are around $200 a month.
I'm really confused right now, I feel like I have no clue what to do. I could just sell my piece of shit car and fly out there and start anew with what I have, but I'd be able to bring only bare minimum with me
Anyone with some experience or insight would be great, just feel lost right now
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Bump for help.
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Neat
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Hey similar position. Been reflecting oh this for some time and all I can say is nothing is going to change if you don't make it. On a practical note I know if you contact your debt servicer 9.99/10 times you can push back your payments for a lonng time. Recently did it myself. gl stranger
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Joining the military after college
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Any US militaryfags out there? I need some advice.
I'm graduating from college in the spring, with a reasonably high GPA and a degree in geospatial analysis (GIS). I have a few questions about how to go about this:
What branch is the best choice as far as geospatial analysis?
How difficult is it to enter as an officer rather than enlist? (Also how big of a difference is it?)
What do I do to get them to help pay for grad school post-service?
Am I making a general good life-choice? Or should I stick to private sector?
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dont be a bitch. frontline that shit nigga
INFANTRY HOO RA.
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If you have a degree you go in as an officer, this isn't even up for debate.
But what is GIS?
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>>17927882
Geographic information systems. Honestly useful in all 3 branches. I'm an armyfag so I'm gonna direct you that way bub. And yeah go in as an officer.
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Aight guys, I'm 21, only ever had one job in the past as a groundkeeper for a university and I'm currently trying to apply for a job as a "Retail Associate" for T-Mobile. I'm shit when it comes to making Resumes and Cover Letters though I managed to come up with a Resume, but I'm having trouble with the cover letter. I'm just having a hard time "selling myself" on the cover letter, I can't even think of much to even try to BS my way through.
Any ideas guys?
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>>17927855
Oh,forgot to mention, for what it's worth I'm currently NEET status and my highest degree of education is Associates in Arts from my community college(it's shit, i know, but whatever thought I should mention it)
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>>17927855
>for a job as a "Retail Associate" for T-Mobile.
do you have people skills for this job ? you will have to be clean & presentable every day be smiley happy and able to talk to all kinds of people to sell them stuff
if i were you i'd go for some easier job like fast food or something based on your degree ?
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>>17927873
Focus on getting a job on what you are studying or you will abandon your degree later on
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How can I become more creative?
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Hi, write/drawfag here. I want to start publishing comics online. In the past I always was able to come up with lots of good original ideas for stories and plot points, but lately as I've tried to become more and more serious about it, it seems to be getting harder to come up with my own ideas, and the things that I can think of end up being slightly altered versions of something I've watched already. Basically, when I try to think of new stuff, I end up just piecing together parts of things I've already seen. The only time I've really been able to freely "create" on my own was when I was basically falling asleep, and listening to music, but I've since then had a really hard time being able to repeat this, and end up still stuck in the just kinda stealing and piecing together ideas mode. The more I try to come up with something, the harder it seems to get. I've tried several times to just kinda make myself work with a story idea I had, but soon enough I start to feel like it's not "the right one", and don't feel like I can work with it anymore.
It's bothersome because in the past I used to have tons of ideas that were my own that I would dream of having published, but now that I'm older and have the means to do that myself, those ideas don't seem to come to me very easily at all.
If anyone whose struggled at all with writing ideas or creativity might have any tips or ideas on how to improve or work around this kind of issue, I'd really appreciate it.
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>>17927786
I guess I would like to ask, what are you having a hard time creating? Stories? Drawing ideas? Because I can offer advice with one of those
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>>17927833
Setting for stories, and in general plot I guess. Mainly the beginning, like how the characters get into the main conflicts and such
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Maybe try basing some off of irl experiences?
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How do I buy the right size/type of condom for me?
I usually just borrow one of my partner's condoms, but theyre pretty cheap and dont feel so good. But I dont want to pay for a whole pack of new condoms only to find out they dont fit/i dont like them. Is there some way to get a 'trial pack' of a whole bunch of different sized condoms to try?
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Magnum, for your magnum dong of course.
But on a more serious note, you can usually buy individuals at sex shops. buy a bunch and see which ones you like.
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>>17927778
In my experience, kimono brand is really good. You can usually get variety packs online or in shops
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>>17927778
just ask for whatever's smallest