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>be fat balding autist
>meet tall, 9/10 nice girl at hospital
>she was there with lung problems, I had red balls
>only said hi to each other but talked once (we went there more than once)
>after a week go to stupid theater show beacuse it was free and my parents made me cause I never leave the house
>see her coming in and I say hi
>she actually sits next to me
>introduces herself and we talk for half an hour, mostly about her
>she has a masters and I'm NEET
>nervous the entire time but make her laugh a couple of times, she doesn't look uncomfortable
>after show ends she leaves without saying anything (too nervouse to say bye, she went to get her coat and never saw her)
>that was a month ago
>find out she's going to hospital for a checkup this weekend

should I ask her out? she's way out of my league but maybe she wasn't just being friendly

25 kv and the only girl I ever asked out was a fat loner chick back in hs. she laughed and walked away without saying anything

pic related, kinda looks like her. I look like shrek

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So long story short, my friend likes to cross-dress and takes it up the butt for me. My problem is I know that my friend loves bdsm or anything pain related. However I am not the violent or controlling type (to a certain point) Basically I want to become more that just a dick to ride and I want my friend to enjoy the time we spend together more painfully.

TL:DR My slutboi likes pain. I don't give him pain, but want to. (Pic unrelated, but dresses similar.)

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Last week I bought a shirt from Spencer Gifts and unknowingly the cashier put a shirt that was laying on the counter in my bag that did not ring up or was paid for.

Is it possible to bring the shirt in for a refund(still has all the tags and I was never given a receipt for the shirt I actually purchased) or would it be in the system that this shirt was never paid for?

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>be me 14
>family goes to Thailand
>mom and sis stay in hotel
>dad and i go out in Bangkok
>have dinner, go to Soi Nana, good times.jpg
>dad wants massage
>i reluctantly agree
>only want foot massage, scared of prostitutes
>dad convinces me to get an oil massage
>and up with chick in private room
>literally only massages area arounfd dick and ass
>i pretend to be asleep
>she goes out for a minute
>find condomes and porn in drawer
>this shaped my life
>dad payed me a hooker basically
>scared of getting intimate with women

What should i do guys? See a psychiatrist?

Pic not related, i feel kind of depressed

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So my brother and I got into a fight. I'm sitting in my car of a parking lot right now. He started attacking me and I defended myself by punching him in the head. I'm sure he is injured as well but he hit me with an object that I did not see in my head. I'm bleeding and don't know what to do. What should I do? I'm so upset.

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Hello /adv/, just have a massive fight with gf and wish to avoid rape accusation. I will not hide the fact that i handled this situation immaturely, but i will tell it to you exactly as it happened, please tell me any precautions i should take to avoid a false rape accusation.

>be talking to grill on fb for a year
>nothing serious, just to kill time
>after a year we meet for the first time
>fall in love after a month
>go on week long overseas trip with gf
>every damn day of the holiday we do what she wants to do
>its day 3 and we havent done a single thing on my list
>i get sick of it and tell her i feel like shes here for the trip and im being dragged along
>day 4 ends and still its everything in her list
>mine just keeps getting dismissed as "later", "tomorrow", countless times
>feel neglected
>kiss her to get her attention
>make out
>get horny
>try to fuck
>i put it in and she says it hurts and we should try tomorrow
>"TOMORROW" AGAIN????
>ok gf can we at least watch my movie then?
>i get sick of it and start swiping tinder in front of her
>she finally says "ok lets watch the movie then"
(It was the thing on my list. I literally wanted to spend 2 hours to cuddle and watch hacksaw ridge with her but we never had time for that even that many days in)
>im still mad and say "no nvm ill watch it with someone else"
>she flips, we argue and she packs everything
>i realise what ive done and try to reverse it
>cant
>she takes her luggage and walks out the hotel at 4 in the morning
>shes about 300m away now
>its dangerous at nightso i try to get her back
>she keeps moving further every time i come into view
>i just sit there far away until i see a taxi has picked her up
>go back to empty room, post this

Honestly im glad i dodged a bullet. However considering this happened immediatley after i put it in, she may go home and decide she was raped. What precautions should i take? We do not have any mutual friends and she does not know my exact address, if that helps.

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My wife's son is considering dropping out of high-school because of constant anxiety and depression. He's miserable because of it and doesn't seem healthy. What do you guys think of this and what are some alternatives to high-school to look into.

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So, I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but fuck it. What is the perfect cheap, healthy diet? I don't give a shit about how tasty it is, as long as it's actually food. A minimalist diet or something, no fancy shit. I can cook.

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Someone tell me the cons of giving this guy what he wants. I know there are some but the want of selling my old shoes for money is definitely clouding over them. Would you do it?

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I feel like I have very one dimensional ideas for dates. Like a date to me is dinner and a movie. I legit can't think of other dates that would be entertaining. I am a guy and dinners and movies are all I got.

As a result, I have never had a girlfriend.

What are some more ideas for a date? How long should a date last?

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hey /adv/, I just bought a tindr 1 month prescription with my mother's credit card by accident. The credit card was linked to my google account and I received a receipt in my gmail account. I really need to know if she'll be able to see that charge or if she was already notified through her gmail or something.

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Ask an ED doctor anything

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>female friend posts pic of her feet in a nice angle to show her new ankle tattoo and I comment under it:

>Me: You probably fulfil a long kept dream for a lot of people with that pic.
>Her: People like you? :P
>Me: ...got me. :o
>Her: omg

Did I just fuck up the social dynamics between us forever or am I overthinking this?

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Hey /adv/ another relationship post here. I'll try to sum up alot in green text so it's a little easier.
>meet gf, was being a hoe before she met me
>9/10 green eyes, full lips, perfect face
>instantly click
>get into a relationship for about a year
>happiest time of my life
>find out she cheated on me 3 times
>nothing farther than a kiss
>was with two of my friends
>feelsbadman.jpg
>come to forgive her
>she leaves me for another dude
>while she was with the dude she still was having sex and saying i love you to me while also doing the same to him
>fuck.jpg
>i get even and fuck two other girls out of spite
>felt sick to my stomach
>she finds out and kisses some other dude in front of me
>rage
>fuck it
>month passes and she still hits me up and we hang out
>she is like my best friend
>i can't trust her with a relationship though because she broke my heart
>go to college and fool around with a couple girls
>while i tell her i still love her
>she completely changes for me and doesn't even go out anymore
>got even basically
>realize i love her and what i did was fucked
>back into a relationship
>she's extremely controlling and argues with me frequently
>i'm somewhat controlling but not to that extent
>broke up with her last week
>my sheets still smell like her
>haven't slept in two days because i can't sleep without her
Ever since I went to college, she changed so much for me and proved to me that she deserves my trust. I just feel really tied down with a girlfriend, but I love her. But at the same time, she's so fucking controlling and psycho. Guys give me some advice.

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I graduate in May and I have no attachments to this place I live at. I have a creative degree so I want to a live in a fairly creative city.
Although using my degree isnt important to me I still want to live in an artsy area just so I can go out and do things.I can't drive.

I live with my bf and our roommate are his high school buddies and we all plan to move out this year so I prefer to have a solid destination by February.
I'm open to any place. No budget.