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>>17923169

Maybe you should man up and do some of the menial tasks yourself?

>>17923179
I'm not being unreasonable with any of my demands, maybe she should just woman up and admit she's not really the submissive she claims to be?

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>>17923169
>I feel like I've forgiven her more frequently than the god of the old testament had to forgive the jews
well thats not so forgiving actually

>>17923110
Well, moaning is actually pretty sexy to girls.

Maybe just let whatever is your natural amount issue forth. It can't be easy to enjoy sex if half your mind is controlling how much you moan lest you sound gay.

>>17923110
none

>>17923110

lol what? Just do what's natural. Never had a girl tell me she didn't like when I moaned, though, I dated one that said she hates it when guys don't make any sound whatsoever during sex.

>>17923106
"Excuse me parentals, I am ordering something online. When it gets here please leave it in my room, it's private."

If they really want to ask any further what it is, that's on them. But I know if I told my parents I had a private parcel coming, they'd just nod and that'd be it.

>>17923106

You grow up and stop living with your parents.

>>17923106
you get it delivered to someone else's house.

>>17923070
Sounds like you don't like or respect women. You talk about getting jealous all the time and the next sentence say you cheat on every woman you date?

Do you not think women feel jealousy? That's pathetic dude. Get over it.

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>>17923070
>I always ask myself: "what the fuck do I have to offer a woman?" And the answer sucks cock

>>17923086
Apart from your copy pasta "respect womenz" I thought deeply about your question. Do women feel jealousy?

You know what? No. They don't. Not in my world. I've never had a girl express jealousy in the least. Never a shred of insecurity or vulnerability- and I interpret that as apathy. She couldn't give a fuck if I looked at another girls tits or something because she never genuinely wanted to be with me in the first place.

To me, if a girl vocally expresses a possessive jealousy of "I want you to be mine and I don't want to share you with anyone" that's the ultimate emotional victory for me. But that never happens. Just apathy and free spirits.

>>17923061
Looks aren't everything dumbass. Work on your personality.

it doesn't matter how you look if you think and act like a "looser". Daily reminder that /fit/ and /fa/ don't cure autism.

>>17923061
I'm wearing like $150 bucks of clothes, including shoes belt and jacket, and I get laid regularly, I dunno what your problem is.

>>17923002
Girls who are desperate to have kids because they think they purpose in life is to be a mommy are white trash girls. You're not going to find them in the third world. Why in the world would a girl want to have your kid anyway?

why would you want that?

>>17923013
I'm trying to become a 10/10 for girls:
So far, I'm trying to go to the gym, I'm trying to finish my STEM degree, trying to get my money into investment, learning about finances, politics, economics, reading about literature and philosophy, doing painting, music and writing as hobbies, maybe I'll try to get into boxing soon.

I'm not bragging, I'm not an asshole nor a beta.
I realized I only have one single life, and I will rather become the best shit I can, I want to leave a legacy, some kind of mark in this world.

Much better to life that way than being mediocre and becoming old.

>>17923021
What's wrong with fullfilling your biological role as a male and have offspring?

are u a cuck?

Easy bait thread
MGTOW is in /r9k/

>>17922974
I don't follow MGTOW. I just don't respect women anymore.

>>17922970
take your bait elsewhere

>>17922927
Outie belly buttons aren't bad, but pain in there sounds like trouble. Get help.

WTF that looks very unnaturally puffed out or swollen even for an outie. Dude seek a doctor now

>>17922965
There's nothing wrong with my bellybutton, it doesn't hurt naturally. It only bugs me when I weat shirts because the shirt's button is rubbing against it for long periods of time.

what did you fight about? was it something having to do with jealousy?

>>17922922
Yes

>>17922922
probably about having to inquire about every situation since for some reason she can't just explain everything in the opening statement

>oh I'm a female i'm going to be as vague as possible and everyone is going to ask me what's wrong because they're beta cucks who I can put on my next list.

Who are you? not your name, but just who are you?

>>17922899
I've got less than three hours at work left, should I walk over to Popeye's to get some chicken, or just wait until I'm off so that I could decide on a different fast food joint to eat at?

>>17922914
i am glad you asked that

i am what you call the world. or perhaps the universe, or perhaps god, or perhaps truth, or perhaps all, or perhaps one

and i am also, you

>>17922915
eat at home faggot. cut the junk

Umm...You're 26. Any legal benefits of adoption have already flown out the window.... I think your best bed is to start calling your stepdad "dad" and leave it at that

>>17922952
So if he dies do I still get a share of his belongings? Even if my parents are now divorced?

>>17923004
If he makes provision for you in his will, there's no reason you wouldn't.

Also she doesn't have a girlfriend currently, that will probably solve the shit because I guess we won't be keeping in touch as much as we do now. But I feel like that is going to destroy me completely.

This is how lesbians and gays feel when they fall in love with a straight person.

Anyway, yeah anon, this is going to be a bumpy ride. I hope she gets a girlfriend so you can distance yourself a little, and I also think you need to start looking for other women. in 50% of the population, surely there's someone?

The one hope is that female sexuality is more fluid than men's, and often women will change if they 'meet the right person'. But don't get your hopes up. Good luck, it's a tough situation and I wish you all the best.

Well if it was supposed to change, she'd be bi long ago already. She once told me that if I was a girl she'd already have me.

>>17922802
Legally nah. You should be worried about ever having a relationship with your family though.

we will need to see the said photos to be able to judge the situation objectively

right right guys?

Off the top of my head, it could be considered an invasion of privacy

>>17922792
Try it, see how far you get

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>>17922796
I feel like you're being cheeky.

>>17922792
No dont bother

>>17922756
Have you talked to the dog yet?

>>17922756
What kind of dog do you own?

sounds like an innocent thought of trying to save her little puppy from getting spayed.

or she's worried about her puppy getting her pregnant 'cause she's been on that knot.