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>>17373968

get someone on a normal sleep cycle to supervise you for a weekend. stay at their place, or they stay at yours, and guarantee you wake up when need be and lay down when oyu should.

before this, stay up ALL NIGHT, then ALL DAY. this will let you go to ebd early the next evening (say, 8) then sleep til 8am (or whenever you want to wake up) and have your friend guarantee you wake adn stay up for the day.

>>17373968
>>17373968
I went to sleep at about 6am and was up at 5pm today.

The trick is to not give a fuck.

But nah if you want to reverse it you have to get it so out of whack that it actually corrects itself

E.G
>go to sleep at 8am
>wake up at 3pm
>Go to sleep at 10am
>wake up at 6pm
>Go to sleep at 12pm the next day
>Wake up at 10pm
>Go to sleep at 3pm next day
>Wake up at 3am
>Go to sleep at 8pm the day
>Wake up at 7am
>Go to sleep at 8pm again
>Wake up at 7am


Its actually pretty fun, being active in the dead of night. definitely helps me get stuff done and be creative.

>>17373985
My only friends who aren't working have the same schedule , I've tried to stay up all day , but without having anything to do , I fall asleep which is my problem.

>tattoo
>/adv/
Consult yourself, you fucking tool.

faggy gamer shit makes you less attractive

otherwise normie chicks are basically universally turned on by tats, at least for the time being

well some people like tattoos some don't. It may make you more attractive to one person and less attractive to another person.

aren't they like buhddist or something. Id say buhddest are usually pretty chill so whateva.

>>17373891
>Indian/desi girl

desi as in DESIGNATED?

>>17373907
They're buddhists that will try to scam you into buying shit.
Easiest way to deal with the girls is to flirt with them, either you get their phone number or they leave you alone.

Wow it must be hard being that retarded no gun shot will go off of ine really did go of your duck would explode with the pressure coming out of a small area, wear a condom too you can buy one of ur five literalt no age limit

You have to get the supressed condoms, bro. It makes the sound way deader.
Alternatively you can go over every couple days and fire your gun in their house so it becomes a normal occurence, so when the day comes and you pop her cherry nobody will come and check.

>>17373843
You gotta buy a pussy muffler from a sex shop. I had the same problem and they work great

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Heres the rest of what the psycho girl sent me

Don't talk to her

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>>17373835
Well goyom, it seems like you got cucked by a psycho bitch. Sounds like your qt3.14 is a lesbo and has it for psycho chicks.

Better luck next time, goy.

>>17373815

any girl who is going to tell you she loves you within the first three months is likely to break up with you in that time as well. she sounds too emotional and the wayi t works is they take one tiny feeling and over invest in it. makes them seem head over heels for you but then one bad day and thats the end of it.

>>17373815
If a person who has those kinds of issues tells you she's going to be a bother, she's helping you.
Jump the boat, dude.
Do not messiah complex all over yourself.

>>17373815
She has borderline personality disorder. completely and 100%.

You are going to have a crazy few years with this girl but eventually you will realise how toxic and poisonous her presence really is. Then again, she might not be that bad everyone is different, but she definitely has bpd.

My honest advice?
Read up about borderline personality disorder - personal experience, what it is, ways to deal with it etc

Then once you know about it, you'll be in a better position. I would recommend cutting ties with this girl and to start getting over her . . but I've had a girl like this before and they completely consume you in a good and bad way at the same time and its not as easy as just "forgetting them." they make it hard for you to forget them.

Start meditating. and don't be a bitch and/or lazy, actually start getting into it if you want to actually meaningfully "disappear" and experience another consciousness instead of taking ketamine.

dude just like shut your eyes and pretend you don't exists.

>>17373782
no man, I'm forced to run six miles every day and I have no friends and I live in anxiety and crippling depression. I just want to sleep this out

first and foremost, know that the world moves fast, and women are part of the world. as much as your chinese cartoons may tell you that romance takes at least four years to develop, thats not the way the world works.

if you are interested in a girl, there isnt MUCH beyond basic conversation that will change her mind about going on a date. if you talk to a girl and you flirt with a girl, all you ahve to do is ask her out.


2) this one builds off of the first one, but remember that GIRLS ARE NOT BOMBS.

by which i mean, pressing the right buttons and cutting the right chords will not diffuse them. theres a lot of talk these days about pick up artists, and that jazz, but most of it is nonsense and faked youtube videos. what they best ones tend to teach you is to just not care if someone says no.

if a girl doesnt want to date you there is very little you can do to change their mind. so like i mentioned in part 1, waiting to see if they change their mind and trying to figure out the 'right move' isnt going to help.

they're either in or they're out as far as a first date is concerned. make a move before they decide you just arent worth the time. getting to know you as a friend doesnt lead to romance. getting to know oyu as a potential partner does.

3) seriously, just talk to them. you want someone you can interact wtih, right? so what do you want to interact about? figure thato ut and interact.

do you like XX? what about YY? what do you think of ZZ? then when they give thoughts, go back and forth. learn their interests.

the problem you ultimately havei s that you want
>to develop an interaction that potentially leads to a sexual relationsihp of some sort

the interaction doesnt lead. you do. the girl just decides if shes interested

>>17373789
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>>17373767
>how do you express interest in a girl that you already know, and develop an interaction that potentially leads to a sexual relationship of some sort?
If you've known her for more than two weeks, and you haven't made a move, it's too late. She has taken your failure to show interest right away as meaning you actually aren't interested, and has distanced herself as appropriate for the platonic relationship that she thinks you want. You have no choice but to tell her anyway -unrequited feelings are bad for the psyche- but it's not going to end well. I'm sorry.

Next time, strike while the iron is hot.

All of your requirements directly contradict each other

>>17373766
Not really

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>>17373758

learn to be content as who you are.

a woman doesn't make you a 'better man' unless you are still a better man when she is gone. otherwise she just made you a fraud.

you dont need another girl. you are who you are, and all you have to do is learn to enjoy yourself without her, or any 'her' for the time being.

you dont want another woman because, as you said, you are empty. there is nothing there to share. learn to become full again, and if you ever met the right kind of girl, you'll have something to share with her - if you want. cuz if you dont want, you can keep that fullness for yourself and continue to be happy in that way.

it sounds to me like you're one step ahead of most of the anons I see posting on this board, OP.

you are greater than the sum of your parts. you aren't just a guy whos had a break up. you are those conversations, those disagreements, those feelings, those moments. you are still all of those parts.

>>17373801
>it sounds to me like you're one step ahead of most of the anons I see posting on this board, OP

Why do you say that?

And just.. she brought me out of a bad place. before I met her, I was doing really bad mentally. Lifestyle wise, I have decent quality of life, I'm not in terrible shape, I have a decent paying job. But I'm just always sad. But then I met her, and she made me light up. Nothing bothered me at that time. But now, I feel like I've just dropped to where I was before, but now, I have new emotions to deal with that I never had before.

I just feel lost, empty, and alone.

>>17373837

because unlike most anons you understand wahts actually happening to you. while you technically ask for what to do, the impression you give is that you are seeking more to understand.

like i said before, a woman only makes you a better man if you are still better when shes not around. your problem before wasn't necessarily sadness, but rather, a lack of emotion in general. she opened you up to emotions, and now you have them, even though shes gone.

though you may have sad emotions, you now have the opportunity to truly work through them and get a stronger understanding of self, and along the way, fill them emptiness with it.

the native americans have a spirit totem for the bobcat that teaches us how to be 'alone without being lonely'

this isn't to say they are meant to be hermits or permanently single, but rather that they need to learn how to enjoy themselves by themselves for when necessary.

something to think about

make online friends. I don't really know where to find a place to make them though other than twitch.com

Join a chatroom sometimes it helps and other times it feels like peeps just love the anonymity so they troll a lot.

I know what you mean brother.

Being alone is miserable. Not sure if you are the same way, but it kills me when people have to leave to do something, especially when we both know its not important. "I have to go to this bullshit sorry" NO you arent, because you are still leaving. You have the capacity to stay! WHY DONT YOU "Yeah chill man I'll see you later"

I think we need to learn to be okay by ourselves. We have to know that just because we are alone in the moment doesn't mean we will always be alone. Occupy your mind with creating something for the inbetween moments.

what could you possibly mean by "unfuck" other than removing this thing?

wth. do you have two teeth in the same spot?

Have you taken steroids? Like an inhaler or pills. To help skin or anything cause that happens to me when I was a kid

>>17373716
Sounds pretty slimy to be honest famalan.

any other opinions?

>>17373788
I can relate but not exactly the same.

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Cashiering at first can seem really overwhelming, but overtime you'll become better at it.

You'll more then likely fuck up a few times on your first week as a cashier, but as long as you have someone around you to help you out and guide you, you'll be fine. The main thing to remember is to always keep your cool around the customers even if they are being rude.

As far as WIC checks go, I remember having to deal with two different types of them. There was one where the customer would get a certain amount to spend on fruits and vegetables and couldn't go over the limit. The other type was of check that had a list of items they could get at any price as long as the brand was approved by the store. Rain checks were a lot simple for me, all I had to do was write the item down on a piece of paper with the sale price and an expiration for the actual rain check itself (typically most stores give you a month to use them).

Also make sure to give change first, then money + receipt. It's annoying as hell when someone hands you your change and crumpled up money at the same time.

People'll piss you the fuck off.

>too dumb to work a cash register
I'm laughing at your life right now.

>>17373704
Bump. Help please.

>>17373704
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>>17373704
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