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In a few weeks I'm supposed to be hanging out with a reasonably well known celebrity I have a thing for. The girl that's arranging this is aware I have a thing for said celebrity, but is playing it like I'm oblivious to who she is and just need someone to hang out with in her hometown.
This is a unique situation, of course. any suggestions not to spaz out?
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>>17374858
who is the celebrity? need more information. this fucking board reminds me of phoenix wright because everyone fucking holds out all the time
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>>17374860
Here's a hint: He's a nigga wit attitude.
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>>17374860
I'm not going to fully lay it out, but it's one of the girls from Pretty Little Liars.
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Jobs with no public interaction
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what are some jobs that don't deal with the general public?
No phone calls, no cash registers, no floating.
I don't mind dealing with asshole co-workers or bosses that don't care about your feewings, but I have worked retail too long to put up with any more problem customers or clumsy clients or flaky buyers.
My only skillset is retail and a fine/graphic arts "degree" so preferably I'd like to find something entry level.
Is there a site like Monster or Indeed that has a "public interaction" tag? Maybe a site that filters jobs for introverts or similar?
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>>17374852
Just search "night" in whatever job site you use.
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>>17374854
So simple, yet effective. Thank you.
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>>17374852
Security work, warehouse work? Friend of mine was a salesperson for a long time and was delighted to get transferred to the warehouse (where he eventually became supervisor), so he could stop dealing with the public.
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>be me 19
>match with girl on tinder
>snap chatting texting and calling
>wants to meet me
> 21, has a kid, ex boyfriend drama
>says she was raped by said boyfriend
>sending me pics of kid and talking about it all fucking night on the phone
>talking about the kid getting attached to people
>works at mcdonalds
>tells me about how she was abused in every way by her dad
>says her sisters are hotter than her and how shes fat and that's how she will always be
despite all these red flags should I just get with her to fuck her because shes a red head and really not that obese and shes kinda cute but I fucking hate kids and I suck at faking my enthusiasm I haven't gotten pussy in like a week and I'm going crazy so I'm about to try to fuck her.
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>>17374842
don't do it man
don't fucking do it. you will regret it. it will be the biggest regret of your life once she gets you to meet her kid and tries to guilt trip you harder than she is already doing (talking about the kid getting attached to people ). just don't do it man
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>>17374842
>tfw op is a desperate fuck and should kill himself.
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>>17374853
I almost don't care I just got dumped by a 3 year ex and she fucked two people and one of them was 28 shes 18 and I fucked her last week and she started bleeding a couple days ago and last night I was staying at her house she fell asleep her phone went off and the one dude was texting her and she said "that make out sesh tho" and "please grab my ass" I woke her up called her a whore and left
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I have a cold, you know blocked/runny nose, tiredness, slight headache.
I went home early from work so i could buy some meds, im taking them now but what are some other home remedies i can do to give myself the best chance of being well for work tomorrow on top of the cold medicine im already taking.
Thanks
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>>17374841
jerking off if you are a man and have a penis temporarily relieves a stuffed nose, for about 20 minutes to a half hour. invest in nasal spray also and remember to stay hydrated.
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>>17374841
bronkaid will cure that runny nose
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>>17374841
Mullien, elder flower, rose hips. Make about a gallon of this tea, sweeten with honey, drink until you feel like a million bucks. About 24 hours, if your ingredients are fresh.
Choosing between 2 girls?
I met both at the same time. I gave my snap one of them before I left, didn't feel ballsy enough for the other one, since one felt enough. However she reached out and got my snap through her close friend later, and now I'm talking to both. I don't want to drag both of these too far without getting anywhere with either. What do ?
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lol based on what, how they got your snapchat? you have to either tell us some more or decide on your own. or maybe just talk to them both a little and see who you like more, I dunno, I usually don't meet more than one girl at once so not sure if that's a good tactic
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>>17374832
flip a coin
HOWEVER do not establish to the other that you just want to be friends. keep leading her on in case things sour with the coinflip girl
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OP here. I was just starting things off sorry lol. Let's call the girl who reached out Erin and her close friend Sana. Erin seems nicer and a bit more of a connection with her, and more of a positive vibe if you're considering any future with her, as she feels like she's full of things she's ready to do. Sana, feels a bit more chill and her breasts and ass are slightly bigger and better than Erin. And she's shown interest in hanging out. Erin is quite pretty but Sana is hotter. Decisions, decisions... and I KNOW that they're contacting each other about me as they text me so I have to play my cards carefully.
Gf is petulant sometimes and tends to let minor things blow out of proportion and turn into huge fights which put considerable strain on the relationship. Both of us are sick of that and though I've tried explaining to her why she shouldn't get like that it still happens occasionally. I'm getting pretty annoyed, wat do?
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She's a child. She might grow out of it after getting dicked by a couple of bad boys. You'd best move on and find a new girlfriend if you don't want to be a babysitter for your whole life.
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Even a parent cannot fix his/her child. You will never be able to fix your gf's attitude. Either you learn to accept her for who she is or you call it quits. Simple.
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>>17374827
Lemeow, yeah id rather not break up with her over this cus everything else is pretty alright, and I'm not really a relationship kinda guy anyway so the fact that I've been in this one for a year and still seems like a rare thing for me.
>>17374830
idk bout you mate but my parents were pretty successful in correcting some of my negative behaviors, maybe I should ask them
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So. I'm 24, turn 25 in January. Graduated highschool and went straight to work. Freelanced as a web dev, videographer, worked my way up to GameStop, Anime-Expo, Microsoft, Blizzard, and am now currently working for Google as a training manager for retailers. Society as well as people around me keep telling me I need to go to school, been hearing it for years. I always have an internal struggle around this time of year before fall semester as to whether or not to do it.
Help quell my personal struggle someone! -_-
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What the fuck is your struggle? Go to school if you want to. Don't go to school if you don't want to. Go to part time school if you want to. Easy.
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>>17374831
Will I be crippled if I don't go to school around this point of my life?
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Going to school isn't a bad idea. But really it's up to you to decide. If you don't see the need then going because people say you should is the wrong reason.
>Went in for a pre-employment drug test.
>Wednesday will be two full weeks since the test
>still no response .
>I have not done any drugs
>What do ?
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>not calling them and asking what's up with your application
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>>17374806
just in general everyone should do this. tons of people apply to jobs. employers look for the most eager applicants
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First step to being an adult: Making your own fucking calls. Following up and removing assumptions are babby-tier responsibilities.
I got logic bombed at some point and convinced myself that because of things others have done to me I will never have a desirable partner.
For example, I've been verbally, physically and psychologically abused by very undesirable people from the moment I was born. And even molested and raped by a trashy person.
To me it feels like I'm tainted forever by their filth and so if I even could miraculously get a woman to play with, she would just be stupid and disgusting for wanting the left overs from such people.
I'll never have a desirable person a part of my life ever again.
My body was poisoned, drugged and mutilated in a ritual once so my body is disgusting.
I'm miserable because I don't agree with almost anything this world does and because I constantly think of the undesirable people that wronged me. I keep getting triggers in my mind of stuff like that ugly faggot forcing himself on me and rubbing his crotch of my leg.
I don't want to exist anymore.
I don't know how to be delusional, shameless and stupid enough so that I could enjoy life with people like you.
What should I do Doctor Phil?
Is it hysterical?
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Yeah you look like you're in some deep psychological trauma. Therapy is strongly recommended.
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>>17374703
Do some painting
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>>17374782
Are you suggesting that I get a shotgun and create a masterpiece with blood splatter?
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anyone else have the problem of wanting to be a jack of all trades?
When I was a kid i loved skateboarding. Then i started gaming and loving tech, so with skateboarding, I wanted to film it.
So i learned film.
then i learned editing with Premiere Pro / After Effects
then i learned photography
and then Photoshop / Illustrator.
Recently I've been wanting to try and produce music so i've been learning about FL Studio.
I know a lot about music theory, fashion, i took a drawing and art appreciation class at college, and can build my own PC by hand.
normally one would say this is good, using time wisely, but that's not the case. I make a bunch of artwork and never upload it anywhere. I do it just to bide time. I make logos, artwork, clothes, sometimes just weird abstract shit and I don't know what to do with it. I can work my way around the whole Adobe suite and I haven't made a cent from any of it. And I don't know where to put any of this knowledge besides having random facts to tell or helping someone with technical difficulty. Only place it's helped out is my shit job at Best Buy.
What should I do? I live in california so i know i'm near the tech / film / art capital of the world but I just don't know where to head in life. Everything interests me. Somewhat unrelated but recently I've actually been getting sick of it. I'm thinking about selling all of my extra clothes and computer parts and taking a vacation to Austria with just my phone (I think Vienna is a particularly beautiful place, also home of Mozart / Beethoven.) I feel like it'd clear my mind a bit.
Thanks guys.
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I know exactly what you mean. I'm an aspiring writer/musician, and I'd sometimes have thoughts about film directing.
Im going to uni for education in music, so most of my time I practice in that field, but I also still work a lot on my writing.
Its a scary thought to be ok at a lot of things, but not a master at one.
Clearing your mind and taking a braak would be a good step.
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Sounds to me like you think way too highly of yourself, and thus are probably bad at the things you mentioned.
I'm sure everything interests you (really think you're alone there?)but how good are you at any of the things?
Most if not all hobbies are based on improvement which is essentially gained in the form of mileage. show me a portfolio or something faggot, otherwise get the fuck out
love the BoC pic tho
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>>17374722
didn't read the entire post but just find a job that requires you to do a bit of everything. Event planning, publicity, advertising all require a jack of all trades personality.
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She was my first, and a month and a half ago she shattered my heart and broke up with me.
Today I learned that she's already dating another guy, and I'm still here thinking about what could have been and what I could have done to prevent it. Shame, too, because we're gonna be living in the same dorm building on the same floor when college resumes.
Time's supposed to fix it, but it still hurts just as much. When will it stop, /adv/? I just want her to get the fuck out of my head so I have some mental clarity for once and can start looking for love elsewhere.
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>>17374667
just send her a pic of your asshole
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>>17374667
Send pic of asshole to her phone, anon
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Did you send that asshole pic yet anon
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How to meet Asian college girls?
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>Meet girl
>We go LDR
>We break up
>Realize I developed an Asian fetish because of her...
Welp, I feel like a creep now... Sooo how do I meet fine young Asian women at college? Recommended classes? What do I say to ask them out? etc.
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say "me so horney" "me love you long time"
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then say "me suckie suckie 10 dolla"
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I'm 24 and I've never had a girlfriend, how do I cope with being this ugly?
I just graduated college where I was always trying to be like the guys who dress nice and have a cool haircut and pick up lots of girls but I could never do it. When I talk to girls they either seem bored or uncomfortable and I'm almost certain it's because of how I look. My jawline is crooked and receeding which gives my face a very warped look. I'm at the point where I feel like I'm going to be alone forever and I should start getting to terms with that instead of trying to look better. Is there any hope for me?
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Just shaved, this is what I look like now
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>>17374651
Look a creeper but still you can get a girl mate.
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One more, smiling
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My gf is currently in an open book test where they can use laptops and have to write an essay.
She is trying to get me to help her write it. I want to help her but I feel like I am just going to make things harder for her in the long run if I write her essays everytime she has uni work.
Anyone got any thoughts on this?
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well, you can help her by giving out pointers, advice, ideas and directions
those are always helpful
do not write it all for her though
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>>17374643
It's open book. If you still need someone else to write you're paper you are beyond hope.
Don't do it unless she's doing homework for you as well. Nothing worse than getting credit on something you never put effort into.
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>>17374652
I gave her a template and ideas for her body paragraphs but she has still only done 200 words out of 750. Over halfway through the test now too.
>>17374654
I am a scientist, my homework is way beyond her.
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How do I stop jerking off
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this might sound a bit extreme at first but you can always consider chopping off your hands
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Everytime you realize your hand is on your dick, take it off.
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Dont use the standard browser on your phone or computer, and delete any apps that have porn on them. Stay away from porn sites. Pick up another hobby to take away some of your free time. Have a sex partner.
Jerking off isn't inherently wrong unless you are religious, but any addiction is bad and it can and will fuck up your sex life.