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I spent 5 years in maximum security state prison. 16 of those months were in solitary, 10 of those were straight.
Im only 5'4" but was respected by everyone, guard or gang member, and came out with my anus in tact.
Been living 3 years as a somewhat free man. I made roughly 70k last year AFTER I finished paying off legal fees and the government and victim.
>here to ask any questions /give advice related to prison/post prison life and life as a felon.
>before you ask why, I got into a bar fight with a 17 year old who snuck in with a fake ID WHILE I was waiting for the response for my boxing license. I was hit with attempted murder and a host of battery with a deadly charges. They wouldn't have stuck but I took a plea as opposed to possibly spending 20 years in prison for attempted murder on a minor.
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Why did you get into a fight? Couldn't you walk away?
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I'm a lanklet sperg.
I don't plan on committing any felonies in the near future, but if I ever end up in prison, wat do?
Also, how did you survive solitary?
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What was the weapon you used? Let me guess, a beer bottle?
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Alright /adv/ it's that almost reformed shut in/neetboi yet again.
-I have succeeded in getting work.
-It's in a warehouse for Amazon at 12.50/hr for 4 hours.
-My parents are facing "hard times" so I'm expected to pay for some bills and gas for the car but if I do I go back to being broke again.
I'm starting to feel even more cornered again and it letting my depression/anxiety slowly swallow me. I want to let trying though.
I'm doing very well at my current job and just a few days ago I took control of my section so the PA could watch me at work. So I don't know I might move up a little.
I'd like to know what I can do to keep from going broke completely I want to save up but I feel as if with the time that my first paycheck came in I'm already going to lose it. I also feel like my parents are trying some kind of weird shit and are forcing me to experience as much hardship as I can under their roof. BTW I have no internet, no tv(not that I watch it anyway), and I basically live off my phone.
tl;dr Anyone have ideas or tips for OP so he doesn't become a loser again? Any ideas help I'm a very quick learner.
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>So I don't know I might move up a little.
A raise or promotion is never promised, don't assume you'll get one because you deserve it or 'sempai noticed you'
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>>17373912
>I also feel like my parents are trying some kind of weird shit and are forcing me to experience as much hardship as I can under their roof.
That's love, the world is shitty and they want you to get shit on when or if they're gone.
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>>17373922
I don't know the guy who's regularly in charge of the area handed it off to me and talked me up with the PA so I have no clue what could happen.
I thought it was really nice of him though but I pretty much just worked like I normally did. So who knows.
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If they did they could have shown me some of that love when I told them not to worry about college instead of forcing me into a major because I "play around on computers" all the time. I guess I'm ungrateful? That or still distant.
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What is a good "get your shit together" list of habits to drop or pick up?
So far I only have "no more porn" and "more exercise"
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read more books
pick up another language
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Sleep, Diet, Exercise
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>>17373840
it depends entirely on the individual and you know it.
that being siad, dont be vague, and set up measures to stick with it.
>get more exercise
could mean walking to your mailbox and back. define it. like download a step counter to make sure oyu hit at least 10k steps a day or wahtever.
but we dont know your life. getting shit together generally just means you are taking care of yourself financially, socially and healthily.
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Persisting eye visual back from when I consumed marujuana 2016-07-19 22:42:52 Post No.17373657
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I smoked weed last time three months ago, and before that I smoked for about a year, on and off.
I have visuals all over my visual field like a filter, looks like tiny particles or grains, which stared couple months before I quit for good. It hasn't left me ever since.
It't very pronounced in dark, looking at the night sky (I can barely differentiate stars from it) and on colored walls.
It's definitely not a problem with my eyes, as I've had them cheked out by a doctor twice since the time I've had it.
Anyone got a clue how to get rid of it? It's really depressing, read about it on the internet and some called it hppd or visual snow, but there wasn't a single case of it occuring solely from weed, everyone describes consuming at least one more drug, like lsd or mdma, which I've never done.
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is it possible the weed was laced with something?
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You're talking about floaters? Those are natural usually.
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I wish I was. Definitely not floaters.
>>17373698
Could be, but I really can't know for sure. I was always getting it from the same guy who never mentioned dealing anything else. Had bags of MJ with him etc., from what it seemed he was a weed only guy.
Would I even know if it'd been laced? Never tasted or smelled foul.
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I don't want her back, so why can't I get over her? 2016-07-19 21:11:27 Post No.17373366
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I don't want her back, so why can't I get over her?
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A few years ago, I had my only ever 'relationship'. Inverted commas because it was pretty much over before it even began. I've always been a very reserved/defensive person, so to help me relax around her this girl had been getting closer and closer to me for a year, until the point where I felt like she was my best friend and could talk to her about anything. We slept together a few times, hung out together all the time, and I thought everything had finally come together for me. But truthfully I was only ever her plan B, and when plan A became available to her she dumped me without even telling me. Whatever, it was a shitty way to end it but worse things happen - when I told her how she'd hurt me she apologised fully, and gave the inevitable promise we could 'still be friends'. Even though I had huge amounts of anger and confusion building up, I managed to keep things amicable and simply said I'd prefer not to be in contact with her anymore, and asked her to respect that. So she did.
I thought that 'time would heal all wounds', but truthfully that sadness I felt after the break-up has never really gone away. It's less intense now obviously, but it's still there. I can see now that we weren't a good match, and I don't want her back, but I still get upset when I see or hear something about her with her current boyfriend. I shouldn't still be having this strong a reaction, and I don't know what to do. Since her, I've not met any other girls I want to be with, maybe because I've just put my defences back up double-strength. I was hoping that I'd just start to enjoy life again in my own time, but I don't know what can help me now, other than falling in love with someone else and forgetting all about her.
Any tips/advice from people who have been through something similar?
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is she the one on the pic? Damn I'd miss those boobs too.
Anyways I think that you don't miss her, you miss having someone "special", but at the same time you "put your defenses back up", and that makes i harder to find smeone else.
I'm afraid the only way to make it stop is to get intoanother relationship.
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>>17373425
No not the one in the pic, unfortunately. Obviously, I'd like to get into another relationship, but truthfully I'm kind of weird (not in a bad way), and I need a girl who's the same kind of weird to click with. I haven't met anyone like that. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if I never did - I don't think that's exaggerating or being too pessimistic, I just think I'm not really compatible with most girls out there.
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>truthfully I'm kind of weird (not in a bad way), and I need a girl who's the same kind of weird to click with.
I know that feel bro... but in the end you can't do anything else. I tried forcing things a bit and going with random girls, but it just doesn't feel the same. It feels empty. Sometimes you just have to endure the loneliness, unfortunately.
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ITT anons 30 years old and above give life advice.
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I'm 30 m8 but you probably don't want advice from me. What do you want to know?
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>>17372993
anything you think is important, I don't have anything specific to ask for
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>>17372986
Don't be me.
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The 25+ problem thread - The quarter-life crisis 2016-07-16 20:48:59 Post No.17363576
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The 25+ problem thread - The quarter-life crisis
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Noticed there are just baby retards crying despite the fact that they've just started life and still have a relatively clean slate to start life on.
Here's a thread for those of us where you still count as young if you die and old when you're alive. That part of life where you should have some bearings on where your life is going.
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I'm 28 and everyone in my family is married with children but me. I haven't been on a date in years
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I'm 28 in a few months. I saved enough money from my last job to survive in Chicago until December without work. I'm not sure what to do afterwards.
Most of my experience is as a lifeguard. I'm tired of working in aquatics. The pay is shit and moving into a supervisory position requires dealing with insubordinate idiots.
What should I do? How will I survive?
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Write A Letter To Someone Who Will Never Read It 2016-07-16 01:43:59 Post No.17361311
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Never say never...
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Dear God,
Was sorry to hear you died,
FN
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Dear bombshell slut in 8th grade
When you came up to me that one day and made a joke with your friends
wanting to bang me, I'm sorry I was to autistic to respond. I would have loved to bang you
and if you was more socially competent back then I probably would have gave it a good try.
I look back now years later and see and oppertunity that I might have missed. I know most
of my other female friends hated you since you fucked anyone who told you "hi" but in truth most people would
have liked that when we were 14-15.
Sincerly, anon formerly known as socially retarded.
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Dear M. K.
I miss you so much, I still love you I'm wondering if I did a mistake leaving you.
I can't explain all here, if you read this and want it, please send me a mail. Your friend told me you hate me so he doesn't want me to talk to you.
I dare not text you.
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Help me
Picture literally describes what happened. But I'm a chick. I exchanged info with someone and they responded with how they knew me.
This is very disturbing especially because I do not know them.
Learned my lesson.
Help me feel better so I can sleep I have to be up in 4 hours
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Can't sleep
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You made an m4m ad, but you are a girl? I don't understand.
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I have less than an hour to sleep. Please help I'm becoming emotionally unstable
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Going out for uni or staying here 2016-07-20 08:12:04 Post No.17375047
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Going out for uni or staying here
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I'm in a dilemma regarding the University I'm going to attend. SO I thought about it and I have 2 options:
1. Follow a University in The Netherlands. I want to go into Automotive Engineering so that is a good option. The pros are: A lot of practical work, well-equipped labs and garages with cars, parts and everything, lots of relationships between the university and car companies such as VW, BMW, Audi, Benz etc.
The cons: total costs add up to 1000 euro per month. I need to learn dutch to get a job since the locals in Arnhem search for dutch speakers. I need to stay a year without a job to get used to everything. All the changes in life.
The second option, sign up for local university( I'm living in an eastern european country). The university is good, but doesn't have the technology and all the practical work part. Labs are not that well-equipped and there are lots of theoretic studies. Other cons include the fact that I have to work at Renault since that is the only company here. Finding work afterwards and going up will be hard. But then I can sign-up for Master in the UK.
Pros are cheap costs of living, close to home in case I need something. The environment will be familiar and all.
I tend to go in the Netherlands since my future will be better, I think. But I'm not that rich, it will be hard for my parents to pay me 1000 euro every month for the first year, then 500 euro or less in the next year since I'll find work.
I don't know if I should sign-up for being in debt so I can pay my university, but hell.
What do you think?
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Don't move.
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>>17375049
But I want to do something with my life. I can't just do the uni here and work at a shitty company. In automotive I need practice, not theoretics
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>>17375054
Then go. Sounds like you've already made your decision, so I don't know why you're asking us.
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Could use a bit of help figuring things out.
>reconnected with a friend after 2 years of not seeing her
>got really close after a roadtrip on Thanksgiving last year (cuddles involved)
>generally got closer, started going out on dates, sleeping together, etc.
>mentioned that she didn't believe in labels and was just happy the way things were
Fast forward to today... a couple months ago she told me I could refer to her as my girlfriend to friends and family. She tells her friends that I'm her boyfriend and anybody else that tries hitting on her that I'm her boyfriend. We still go out on dates and we basically spend all our free time together doing lovey dovey shit/having sex.
At no time did we have a talk about calling each other bf/gf, shit just kinda evolved over time. I'm happy where we're at now but what could possibly be going through her mind about the whole label thing? She was burned pretty badly in a relationship about 4 years ago (slightly before I met her) so I'm guessing that's the cause of all of this but some perspective would be nice.
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You're not her boyfriend, and she's not your girlfriend. You can use those labels when it's convenient and when you can't articulate what you have properly, but it's not a proper relationship. We don't know why she wants it this way, because we're not in her head. Ask her if it bothers you so much
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>>17375044
Thanks for the input. It just kinda feels like I'm in a bit of a strange place considering that we've never had the bf/gf talk but we've already have had the exclusivity talk and all pretty early on...
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>>17375053
Whatever it is, it really doesn't sound like a proper relationship, at least not until it's convenient. It's more like exclusive FWB, imo.
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>be 15-year-old me
>be super-Christian
>discover fapping
>ohshitthisisgreat.jpeg
>that feel when pr0nz is a sin, tho
>be interested in girls all the time
>be 17
>date a cute gril
>be about a month into the relationship with no sex or anything
>give in and decide to fap
>a week later, she breaks up with me
>"fuck, it's God telling me, 'Hey, don't do that'"
>few months later
>date another gril
>same as before, fap, then a couple weeks later, she breaks up with me
>God plz
>go to real-people school (read: college)
>realize that organized religion is bullshit
>not be atheist or agnostic even, but mostly just believe that God basically just lets people live their lives, no hell, no crazy, divine intervention, no nothing
>fast-forward to 22 years old
>be dating a new girl after 3 years of single life
>again, abstain from fapping, but mostly out of respect for her
>she's not interested in sex for about a month and a half
>eventually fap because it's killing me
>try as hard as I fucking can to not feel guilty
>eh.png
>a couple weeks later she breaks up with me
>fuck
>go to last October
>like a cute gril from class
>decidedly fapping no matter what
>ask her out
>sorry but no, anon
>feelsbadman
>be now
>interested in friend's sister
>she might be lesbo, tho
>haven't fapped for almost 2 weeks, but things are going pretty gud with her
>be wanting to fap super bad because I'm fucking dying over here, man God damn
>be paranoid as fuck that the moment I give in, it's all going to fall to pieces, especially with that maybe-lesbian threat handing over my head
Fuck, I just don't know what to do, /adv/. I'm still not religious in the slightest. I don't do anything religion-oriented, and only believe a fraction of what I did 8 years ago. But I cannot fucking shake the feel that if I fap, it'll go up in flames. I know that if I fap and it all explodes in my face, it's going to give that part of me that's worried hella confirmation bias
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>fap
>and it all explodes in my face
Heh. Word choice. brb an heroing
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Ffs, your fapping has nothing to do with it. The fact that you probably are a nutjob is a far greater possibility. Maybe you also avt differently when you fap because of the guilt and that turns them away. What exactly is so un-ethnical about fapping? Wasting one's seed? Touching oneself? Having impure thoughts? What is it that bothers you?
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Next relationship don't stop fapping and see what happens. Maybe you'll be pleasently surprised. . .
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okay so I got this girls number a couple days ago and she seems like she's into me but she's awful about texting back. It'll be like half a day before she responds. I realize this means that she's not as interested as I think but then why let me get her number? I've gotten it twice because the first time her "phone broke" a little after I met her which is another bad sign. I'd like for it to work but I don't want to go through this bullshit if it means being strung along.
does anyone here have problems with texting and hookup mind games in general?
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I think expecting an immediate response to every text message is a mental illness and/or a symptom of the decline of civilization.
People can, should, and do spend time doing something other than looking at their fucking phones.
But yeah, she's probably not that interested in you.
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>>17374912
I'm not expecting an immediate text. I just don't want the convo to end on a dime.
>But yeah, she's probably not that interested in you.
o-ok
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>>17374912
mostly this.
>>17374896
but have you considered asking her out? if you know her well enough that you got her number TWICE then why havent you asked her to legit hang out?
what is texting going to accomplish?
Be me
I've been so sad and feeling empty
I literally will drive for hours
With no destination
I have no girlfriend, as it never works
I'm kind of scared to date
I always find the wrong ones
Lately I've been filling myself with food, video games, and the driving.
What do? Why can't I find the right girl, I just can't find one. Why do I feel so empty. Just any thoughts would be appreciated.
And no I'm not suicidal, I just have this emptiness, boredom
What do /adv/ bros
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Talk to an /adv/enturer and ways to fulfill your life.
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There are dating apps/sites, Anon.
And there things you could possibly do with your life other than being a Sad Anon.
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Yes, I do the dating cites on occasion, follow thru with the hook ups, but it's just that, empty. None of em worth keeping.
The only girl I met I actually liked, I'm too scared to ask for anything more than friends.
I guess I'm scared of the rejection.
And how it'll effect the friendship I've built
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So i recently had unprotected sex a week ago, the girl i had sex with is on birth control and i hadn't ejaculated
im a bit paranoid that theres so much speculation around precum being able to get girls pregnant, i hadn't ejaculated for 1.5 days prior to having sex in which i urinated multiple times and showered, is there there any chance of pregnancy? should i still be worried?
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>birth control
>being paranoid
jfc anon
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>>17374885
Sorry jfc?
It's just that I don't know if she takes it regularly because I don't know her that well
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It's not a 0% chance, but extremely close to it. Nothing to worry about really. Your more likely to get struck by lightning in a house you bought with lottery winnings.