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Tried to kill myself last night.
Found out ex had slept with best mate.
Flung an electrical cord over a ceiling beam and pull myself out of the noose half way through.
How does one cope with this.
I've got meds, I've got help but this pit just keeps getting deeper
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>>17371519
Are you still friends with your 'best mate'?
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>>17371521
I don't think so. I blocked him. Unblocked him. and continue to just try to abuse him over instant msg
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>>17371519
y,know, call of duty and everything
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Police just knocked on my door at 3 am to tell me my father took his own life. What do I do? I have never had to deal with loss like this before.
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not die
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>>17371493
No one can tell ya what to do m8, we don't nl know how deep the bond was with you and your father, this is something all of us go through but we need to walk the roaD alone, nothing we can say will make you feel better, just no that people understand the pain you feel and when you finally breach the dispear the sun will be shining for a better tomorrow
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>>17371493
Contact other family members if there are any, and work together.
Ask cops what has to be done legally. They can guide you through the steps.
Hold yourself together until it's over and then allow yourself the luxury of breaking down a bit.
Move on.
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im a femanon
i wish i were a man
but i hate transgenders
i dont want to be an actress or a model
but a writer or a leader
i feel like, as being born as a woman, all my efforts will be worth less
i feel like an introspective man is more interesting than an introspective woman
in fact, i feel like theyre phonies when theyre like that
i know i have a problem
but females lack humility, honor, and tradition
i just wish i were born as a man
my struggles would be real, and i could relate to my heroes much more
what should i do
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Men are disposable. They are expected to work to death in a factory or die on a battlefield. Society gives no fucks about a majority of men.
You can't have both security and admiration.
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>>17371457
I'll be right with you.
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The problem with transgenders is they just want the looks of a man and not the personality as you describe, they don't care about the honor or pride of being a man they just want to look like it. So I think if you were to go that path, you are already doing it right and better.
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>Tfw you see a big ass Scorpion crawling under your sink
how do i get it out, theres no way to reach the under the sink with anything
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Use a hammer and the greatest wits available.
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pic related.
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>>17371500
The Fuck Is That?
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>tl;dr: Clutch in my car needs to be replaced
>Can't get it fixed right now to due to work obligations for the next two days
>Is it okay to drive a car that's clutch needs replacing or am I going to possibly fuck my car up?
The clutch in my car is slipping. The clutch won't "catch" anymore. The RPMs will go really high if I apply too much gas.
Is it bad for my car to drive with a clutch that's slipping? I have to work in the morning til late evening for the next two days, so I can't get it fixed immediately.
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most likely no, but if you keep driving it eventually its going to blow out completely meaning you'll need to get your car towed in addition to getting the clutch replaced.
I've done it before, I wouldn't recommend it if you have any way to avoid doing so. I don't really know all that much about cars but when the clutch blew there was a lot of smoke, I don't think it did any actual damage to the engine though.
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>>17371397
Get if fixed as soon as you can. It'll make a terrible noise and stink up the neighborhood, not to mention mechanical failure during standard operation. It's a disaster waiting to happen. Get it fixed as soon as possible.
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>>17371397
This is why I fucking love this board. Out of the fucking blue you get questions about cars and houses.
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Need to break up with gf. I'm an apathetic depressed fuck and I can't string her along and make her cry from neglect any longer. Incompatibility is showing after 2 years. I'm too much of a coward to do it. I can't go to her place for reasons. Help me
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Pretend you have a new GJ. Works just as well.
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Just tell her your emotional status. If you love her then tell her and make her understand that this is just your mood. Just be honest with her but don't ignore her or say you have a new GF. This will cause more problems with her and possibly ruin her. Good luck OP.
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Do it. Be honest. Dig deep. You two have been through a lot to be together for two years, and even if you're scared you owe it to her to break up. Respect her, and respect yourself. Do you think you'll still be friends?
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Hey /adv/, got a weird one for you.
So I've had a phobia of vomiting for quite some time now.
On my 23rd birthday, I started a project (writer fag) where I write about vomiting (usually a first person scene containing it) every single day for one year. And that year ends in September.
So I want to force myself to throw up on my 24th birthday. I'm wondering what the best way to do that is? I'm leaning toward either putting my finger down my throat or using mustard water.
Anyone ever do something similar?
Any other advice?
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>>17371372
Ipecac?
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>>17371395
Thought about it.
Sort of only want to throw up once. I'm under the impression that ipecac produces nausea for a half an hour or so?
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>>17371372
Just drink a lot of booze
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26M. I'm an average guy with a decent career. I've struggled with severe depression throughout my college years, and combined with just plain stupidity, I managed to remain a kissless virgin.
I hadn't really minded being a virgin until recently when I started looking into getting back into the game. It seems like every girl I meet pretty much expects me to be experienced in sex and the pressure is a little awkward. When a girl brings up sex in any form I usually make a joke about it and move onto the next topic. I'm a little scared to admit being a virgin because I've had that ruin drinking games in the past (so now when I play drinking games I just lie about sex and this creates yet another layer of awkward expectations from girls in my friend groups...). At the same time, I also feel that I should somehow at least let my potential girlfriends know that I'm a kissless virgin so that they don't expect too much from me.
Simply put, I'm kind of sick of having to put on this "i'm not a virgin" face and lying to people that I consider to be friends. What's the safest and most fulfilling way for a guy in mid 20's to lose his virginity and get more experience?
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Buy a motorcycle, get a tattoo, and lift weights.
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>>17371349
Chicks can read that you're faking. They're not stupid, per se.
What makes you think drinking games and sex life mix like that?
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>>17371353
G O L D B U L L I O N
I was at a party the other night and got with a girl, weirdly enough it was all initiated by her. Anyways so we only made out for a short while and my ride home arrived way earlier than expected so I had to go without really finishing what I started.
That was two days ago, I have not made contact with her since. It only really occurred to me today that it may be more than a once-off thing, that I could actually develop this into a proper relationship, or at least get with her again in future. However, I'm not really desperate.
That being said, I'm willing to give it a shot. So is it okay to start messaging someone like 3 days after you get with them, or would that be a little weird?
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>>17371342
cuzSHEwasFAAAAT
Say "Hi" and see what she says back, like in real life. /adv
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>>17371342
you've laid the groundwork for a perfect fwb, just send her a late nite text of "u up?" next time you're drunk and horny and see what she says.
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>>17371350
remember I'm on 4chan I'm still pretty autistic, but you don't think the 3 day gaps gonna be a problem?
>>17371345
idk whether I should take advice from an idiot
Neet here. 20 y/o, what the fck should I do? I really want to be a musician, and still do, but want to make sum good money. Being a musician can be unstable and my parents keep telling me I'm setting myself up for failure, especially without a college degree. I'm thinking about plans that will put me on the road to getting a stable job however, I don't want to do any work that is -that- hard. Any suggestions? My cousin manages shipments for Coltene toothpaste, and gets to travel/has free time while just supervising people. That sounds pretty interesting.
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id recomend finding an office job for now and on the side if you really want to be a musician try posting your stuff on youtube. If it takes off then you can quit your job, if it doesnt keep the office job. Maybe you can earn some revenue on it, maybe itunes or amazon albums.
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>>17371245
>My cousin manages shipments for Coltene toothpaste, and gets to travel/has free time while just supervising people. That sounds pretty interesting.
I bet your cousin has a work ethic that you couldn't even dream of having that got him/her where s/he is
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maybe so.. I think he stumbled a bit too in the beginning, winded up going to community college and landed a good job. We both come from families with drug problems. I don't feel like I'm dumb, I've just been so focused on music I haven't really tried pushing my potential in any other directions. And because of that fact, I might be a little autistic at a real job
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>I never had sex in high school and didn't get my first kiss until after my first year of college.
>Lost my virginity to my BF, who used to be a fwb for 2 years. BF slept with his ex and possibly another girl during this time. I went out with his friend right before we started dating- that drove him nuts. I slept with one of my friends prior to that too but told him.
>BF is the only one I've ever had, and a lot of our friends are mutual. I'm very shy and don't know many people- I had mostly male friends prior to us dating, he made me stop talking to them.
> BF still lives at home, I recently moved back home too to save money.
> BF and I have been fighting a lot and he refuses to even discuss getting a place with me (on the grounds of "I can't afford it" - which long story short is him not budgeting well)
>BF was always very intrusive and paranoid, is now very controlling.
>Last night, BF mad I wouldn't fuck in my car- it was raining, but we live in the city and there were streetlights and someone's porch light by us.
I work at a bar part time with my bf, and there's a guy there that I have a strong physical attraction to. Guy has told me about hook ups before when the bitches come to the bar. Tried striking up a conversation about a show, he sounded like he would meet me if i went. Tickets were sold out. I really want to fuck this guy. Should I try and invite him to another one this week or should I just be direct? Men, would you tell him in this case?
Help me with this clusterfuck.
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How about you break up with your boyfriend before you fuck another guy? There is nothing in your situation that justifies cheating
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I'm terrified of being alone. As I mentioned, most of the people I see now are his friends, I lost most of mine. (Due largely to him being controlling, but not entirely.) I'm mad right now that I'm not getting any intimacy from BF and that he doesn't seem like he wants to get a place with me any time soon. I really feel like casual sex could be testing the waters before making a major change like this. ~ OP
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You are setting yourself up for a world of drama, paranoia, and jealousy.
>Often times when people cheat they become accusatory and insecure
Unless you are unfaithful by nature, this is a pretty stupid mistake and will end badly.
>My advice is not to cheat and just break up with your boyfriend
How do you make it big on youtube?
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>>17371184
YOU REPOST THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER JESUS MOTHERFUCKING SON OF GOD CHRIST.
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>>17371186
Woah, calm down, I haven't been on /adv/ in months. I didn't think this was a common post...
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Be annoying, but in a way teenagers find relatable.
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Im having a malfunction of being an ugly person.
You know how attractive people usually end up with people that are around equal attractiveness? And same with uglier people?
As an ugly guy, i think im shit outta luck. I'm only attracted to pretty girls, the type that always get hit on, asked out, etc etc. I cant even begin to lower my standards (id never be happy) and as a result, i get rejected. A lot. And it sucks. A lot.
Any /adv/ice to improve my dating life as well as my life in general?
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>>17371165
Get shredded. Become /fit/
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>>17371168
/fit/ is /it/
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Have you tried improving your appearance via working out, a classy wardrobe, and a good skin care regimen? Almost anyone can bump themselves up a few points with some effort.
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mfw when brother calls his car a "nigger loving sac of baby shit"
how do i tell him i'm trans nigger and it offended me
Adv?
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Ignore these threads
Hide these kind of threads
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Mission Failed I'll get em next time
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>dad died in 9/11
how do i tell anon tower humor offends me anon?
How do you tell someone they're annoying if you have to work closely with them for the next 2 years?
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>>17371099
Are they completely annoying or do you like them to some degree?
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Ehh a little bit of both. I could try being friends if they weren't so annoying, but everyone single person he works with (except for like 2 people) find him annoying but he just doesn't realize it.
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>>17371142
Then straight up tell him something like "You're a cool guy and all, but you can be really annoying" and make sure you can list specific things which makes him annoying