Hey /adv its me again.
I'm about to have sex for the first time with a virgin girl.
And I'm scared out of my mind right now about what to expect and if I'll get caught.
I herd that popping a cherry makes a loud noise, kinda like a shotgun going off to warn family members of the sexual act being committed on their daughter.
I'm afraid of her family hearing it and come breaking thru the door to kick my fuckin ass.
Is there a way I can suppress this cherry pop? Would a condom help?
Can I put a pillow between my dick and her pussy to muffle out the loud noise?
Help me out!
Wow it must be hard being that retarded no gun shot will go off of ine really did go of your duck would explode with the pressure coming out of a small area, wear a condom too you can buy one of ur five literalt no age limit
You have to get the supressed condoms, bro. It makes the sound way deader.
Alternatively you can go over every couple days and fire your gun in their house so it becomes a normal occurence, so when the day comes and you pop her cherry nobody will come and check.
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You gotta buy a pussy muffler from a sex shop. I had the same problem and they work great
You don't "pop" cherries.
In other words, hymens don't break. It's a massive misconception.
... But I doubt this is even a serious thread.
Just lube her pussy up a lot so it comes out like a wet fart.