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>Denmark offers support to any EU student working 10-12 hours per week, sufficient to pay cheap apartment, and food
>Living in Iceland requires at least 9 hours of work to pay for food

isnt it obvious the best choice is denmark?

>>17372458
But what of family'n friends, and the cost of getting started in an apartment?

>>17371806
You can always contact friends via social accounts or phones. You can always find more friends in Denmark without replacing your old friends in Iceland if you are a student. Make Iceland your weekend/free time getaway to see family and friends.

>>17371732
Fuck whoever. Take the test again.

>>17371736
Well I got my license but whats all this downplaying my stats shit all about.

>>17371761
You're looking for conflict where there was probably just a mistake, don't let the world make you angry at people who's only wrong against you was accidental

Don't expect an actual trip like you suggested.

Try to keep your mouth, your tongue, your jaw and all as calm as possible, the thing you felt crawl around in your jaw was probably just bruxism. That's a side effect of almost all derivates of amphetamine. If you can't help but chew around, use some gum.

You might feel way more emphatic towards everything, depending on your dose maybe even to a somewhat positively overwhelming agressive extent. Try to live out this feeling a little more modestly, depending on the setting. You would probably annoy some strangers. If you're in a social setting with a romantic interest of yours, try not to act on these feelings, you might do some stupid shit.

How much MDMA did the pill contain? You could take a half, then after the first big rush calms down take the second half.

Generally try to make use of this extremely positive feeling that's forced upon you by the MDMA, if it doesn't hit too strong you can't help but feel that way. Depending on your general stability you might experience a rather dull and depressing comedown.
But same for the hightime as well as the comedown - don't read too much into it and don't get carried away too far.

>>17371719

Do you wanna fool proof it?

You'll need:

20 $ Digital Scale
10 $ EZ test for MDMA purity

10-20 $ gram of MDMA from your trusted deepweb source (yes, it's that cheap, depending on the region)

Check your gear with the test, weigh out 1.5mg per Kg of bodyweight and stick to that dose.
Don't mix with any other drugs.
Magnesium helps with the jaw lock but may rob you of the funny eye wiggles (I enjoy those desu).

>>17372821

Yes.
If you live in the US, it's pretty easy to either set up a new mail box in front of an empty house or to order to your home (without tracking for obvious reasons) to the name of Heywood Jablome who's name is also on the door.

Within EU/UK it's even easier and much larger selection.

>>17371714
I'm assuming you're for some reason holding yourself above washing dishes.

lower your standard of yourself and apply to mcdonalds.
working there at least 6 - 12 months will give you enough experience to skip over into another job. yeah, probably another shitty job, but every beginner job has it's pros and cons.
if you start working in retail, i suggest being as good as you can be, and try to get trained in special areas so you can use those to get better jobs.
honestly, you just have to start from the bottom and work yourself up. working at mcdonalds might mean you're a fucking loser, but everyone starts somewhere, and you'll have money for once. just go and do it anon

>>17371714
Go to every business - restaurant, gas station, store, warehouse, whatever - within walking distance (and define walking distance as one hour) .

>>17371710
>233lbs
>needs to lose 30 lbs

Are you a midget?

5 "8

>>17371710
It might be too fast, but if you were told to lose weight fast, its better than the alternative.

If you're concerned about the speed, start taking multivitamins; one a day or generic equivalent will general ensure that you don't miss anything too important. You'll still lose weight fast, but it will be less dangerous. Once you hit your goal, your doctor will probably want you to still lose a bit of weight, but you can increase your intake.

As to why you're losing that much weight... are you physically active? A significant cut in diet for a physically active person can result in losing weight fairly quickly, especially if you're not taking in much sugar (since then your body goes straight to fat burning for energy purposes).

If you're really concerned, give your doctor a call; you might just have a body composition that resulted in it being easy to lose a bit of weight.

>>17371721
Its probably more to do with the liver than anything; if your organs aren't working properly, you need to have a much more comprehensive body maintenance than normal.

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>>17371697
I dint get your fancy shamancy degreez

>>17371703
oh sorry it was truly a random picture
thumbnails aren't working on my computer so I just clicked away and that's what popped up

Generally, a good sense of humor comes from cleverness. If you're just not clever, there's not much to be done. If you are, there's hope. Try watching some comedy shows and see what people respond to. Also, British comedies might work for you. They tend to have a dry tone, it might be easier for you to get into. Don't copy, just look for patterns in subject matter and cadence. Maybe you'll pick something up.

I also like good natured humor better than mean humor, because it's easier for other people to get in on the joke, since they won't feel guilty about it or get offended. People offend so easily.

>>17371692
Yeah, ask if they cut hair for white people. Go ahead.

>>17371696

Did you even read the post friend?

what the actual fuck

I'm European and I don't really know the race dynamics in the US or anything, but why the fuck would they care? You're a customer with money. Don't even think of throwing out a comment about race, just because that's straight up unpolite.

Talk about how you read good reviews tho, they're probably pretty proud about it and will be happy to know those reviews are getting them more customers.

It's just a fucking barbershop.

>>17371664
You have absolutely no leverage here. You need the job more than they need you, there are a million people willing to do the work if you're not. Unless the work is outside the job description, you can't complain.

Suck it up. Most stores/businesses dont have dedicated positions except for management. They have floor staff who get assigned to whatever the manager needs them to do.

I mean if you need the money as you say then I think you should just suck it up and deal with it for now, its only a temporary job anyway.

>>17371639
Could be a good idea to keep her interested, or in other words show that you are interested.

>>17371650
True that. She told me she was watching a TV series I've already watched. Might be a nice idea to text her around the same time yesterday and ask her how is it going, have some chitchat (and continue the flirting I guess)

Also our last texts were like this. It's awkward to post them but I want to check if I fucked up or if it was a decent flirt lol. Rough translation as we're not English speakers.

-
Me: I'm going to sleep now. Good night, and have dreams with [female character of the TV series that's really ugly]!
Her: Hahahahaha, you're so bad! She's terribleeeee. Good night! ;)
Me (the possible fuckup): Haha first you started telling me I'm an interesting guy and now I'm bad huh. Well, you dream with her, and maybe I'll be having dreams about you, who knows. Good night ;)
-

She didn't answer anymore. Maybe I could open up asking her if she had dreams with that ugly lady idk.

>>17371679
>and maybe I'll be having dreams about you, who knows. Good night ;)

are you fucking kidding me OP
maybe, MAYBE she could have overlooked the fact that you alluded to dreaming about her,
but then you add a winky face?

since you're not english speakers, is the whole "I might dream about you part" any different in your language?
like, I know some languages word sentences in different ways
can't really explain what I mean, apart from: is it less cringey in your language

Frame her for the murder of your son?

>having kids
this was your first mistake

true. Love sucks man. It really makes you do things you would have never done.

>>17371602
Start by turning off your computer and going outside.

>>17371602
> be OP
> be on /adv/
> how get gf????

Be yourself. Fool.

*drops mic*

MCA-to the N-ON out.

Seriously though. Join groups or find a group of people who like the same stuff you do and then make cone croons and you can find people through there. Always be yourself however, never change. Someone will eventually think you're cute and wouldn't mind being your girl friend.

>>17371610
>turn off PC
>go outside
>women ignore you
>when women are forced to interact with you they refuse to look at you

wow gr8 advice i r8 14/88

Read Desiderata.

http://mwkworks.com/desiderata.html

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>>17371584
>Have a shower, clean clothes, exercise, go outside
Great advice, OP, whenever I'm feeling down I force myself to do any/all of these and it always makes me feel so much better

I like your thread, btw

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>>17371584
I do all of that yet feel depressed still. Just want good friends that would enjoy my company but don't know how

>>17371563
It's the start of something horrendously risky unless it's essentially agreed upon that you two are as separate as separate can be.

As long as both of you work for it, and accept its gonna be hard, and ya'll both really want each other. I don't see why not

>>17371563
I say it depend on how frequently you can meet up.

I did a long distance relationship for 8 months, we met up twice a month. It didn't last.

I had a friend who did a long distance relationship for over a year, they met up every weekend. They are now married.

>>17371548

Be a confident girl who has her shit together.

>>17371548
Titillate his mind. ASAP.

>>17371555
Okay that's going to be even less possible than putting out.

>>17371556
How??

>>17371546
I think the super special truth is that you can't get over loving her. She's a human being who you love and care about. It's possible to hold onto that and let it make you a better person, indefinitely. Literally a state of suspended emotional animation.

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>>17371549

I need to stop. I want to stop. This is going to make me develop some sort of disorder. She is going to kill me. She is going to leave and transfer to a new college in august and I'll never see her again.

We recently broke up but she wants to remain fuckbuddies or something. I can't say no because I want to spend time with her. When we broke up I was sad, then very happy and confident. She asked how I was the next day, so I said I'm fine. "I'm actually really bad. I feel so empty."

She broke up with ME because she's leaving. She broke up with ME because she can't stay interested in someone for an extended period of time. She broke up with ME because I don't know how to help her with her problems (she is confident that nobody can, and once somebody fucks up she refuses help from them forever).

I need to forget about her as soon as possible. I don't want to love her, she is destroying me. If I am a dick to her to stop loving her she will sleep with her abusive ex boyfriend to cope and will be back with him. These two issues will be the equivalent of multiple stab wounds into my metaphoric heart.

She has made me consider suicide on multiple occasions and has become tired of having to help me when I'm emotionally upset.

>>17371568
>and has become tired of having to help me when I'm emotionally upset.

Holy shit this is the worst. I'm feeling like I wrote this myself and forgot, my situation is so similar.

It's the fucking worst that I have to always be there and comfort her when she's feeling badly, I have to give my 110%, but then when I'm feeling bad I need to fucking start crying for her to start giving a fuck.

We're on a "break" right now, and I already have a date lined up for the next days. I'm just hoping to find somebody else to forget about her. I feel like a shitty person, because she's a lot of issues, but it's not my job to help her fix her issues (nobody but herself can), and being with her is bringing me unhappiness. What's the point.

Shitty. Now I understand the red flags I ignored, and I hope I don't commit the same mistake again.

I wish if we just stayed together and did the plans we had, she'd become better and less distant, but the truth is it's not going to happen, and deluding ourselves will just make it worse down the road. Better end it now.

Just ranting about my situation, I hope it helps you or something. You do you.