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>>17433107
You just got America'd
Try to reach out for some social services for help, you could also try contacting some legal advice since billing like that might be illegal. But ye You fucked

Also
>Be me
>Be depressed as shit
>Walk to a entry level psych
>Sends me to a doctor the same day
>Sends me to a professional psych and prescribes meds
>9 months of therapy and meds
>Total cost less than 20€

Feels nice being in the first world

>>17433118
> Be a piece of shit
> Mooch off tax payers

>>17433107

OP again.

So instead of telling me that the whole thing would cost upwards of $700, he decided to run this bullshit gambit when I'm most vulnerable.

Is this fucking legal?

Meet other girls

I meet a girl on tinder who likes this stuff (I like anime/games) so we started sort of a friendly relationship but maybe tinder is not your best choice.
Maybe your local gamestore? you can meet people there, search in social media (facebook) groups that match your interest and try to engage in some of their activities.
You could find people to play/roll games here >>48579294

say you're a lesbian

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>my only friends are 4chan anons
you and me both

>have a lot of people who love me
>but none of them like me

best friends come naturally

>>17433034
what??

dont steal your parents money and dont brag about it to your friends
also your parents will probably notice 500 dollars missing, i'd worry about that instead

>>17433052
I have learned both of those lessons thoroughly. What I want to know is how to get the heat off of myself. Also I've showcased that I'm a liar so I don't blame you if you don't believe me here, but it was 50$, not 500$. Typo.

Usually when I procrastinate I'm either watching youtube videos, reading about something interesting, playing video games, watching twitch, etc.

Just looking for tips, really
Something I could do differently from the last 8 months

plz give advice

yet another bump...come on yall

make some new friends that arent drama queens

>>17432945
You sound like you're like 19 or something close to it.
Still trying to hold on to HS friends.
Face it, they're gone.

HS only made you friends by necessity.
Find other friends.
Friends you like despite never needing each other

>>17432930
you can be nice without being a pushover

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>>17432930

>>17432930
Be an asshole but be inconsistent about it.
I got good with girls once i started roasting them out of nowhere, you have to stablish that you are a good person to keep contact tho. If being an asshole is the only thing people see you doing then no one will be around you.
Being an asshole sometimes is considered banter between friends and couples.
Just try being considerate, nothing too extreme.
Try being more selfish.

>>17432914
Bump it up!

>>17433560
For real, the only people who use MacBooks on my campus are pretentious little fuckbois. That said, my evidence is this: when an apple user needs help, they ask. When a Windows user needs help, the google the shit first.

Regards,
University IT Admin

P.S. We know who is who, don't fuck around.

>>17433565
I'm not pretentious I just like a laptop with better capabilities for everything non gaming related.

>>17432913
Abandon ship, OP

Don't cuck yourself. If he loves her there is clearly something to be jealous about.

There is healthy male/female friendships, in which they don't love each other, hang out alone, and then there is shit like your relationship. Fuck that.

>>17432913
>My boyfriend is in love with both me and his best friend romantically.
>He didn't tell be that he had feelings for her at any time before we did stuff.
Yeah, that's not normal friendly love. He wasn't upfront about his feelings for her, so you clearly have reason to be worried. To me, it sounds like polyamory, but you weren't privy to this information until he after he had you hooked.

He's either cheating already, or it's going to happen. Like the others said, abandon ship before this turns in to a fucking disaster.

I used to have a lizard and I could recognize him instantly, even without spots. With spots theres no way you're going to fool the owner. They will know its not the same one.

Its normal its playing dead because they are naturally pack animals and occasionally imprint of the owners if bought earlier enough..it can also be learned. Its them basically playing dead..like a possum. They do this because the pack has left so they feel no need to live. Ummm this has happened to me once before when I went on vacation and allowed a friend to watch my leopard geko. Just put it back in its case. Remember still feed it...they will get up when they sense no vibration or noise around them. Don't be alarmed if they aren't eating..they last a while without food .

>>17433016
Also its really rare so if there is another reason why you think you killed it its probably not what I'm saying.Anyways why do you think its dead

find a very close friend who knows you really well and is okay with talking to you about this shit, a shrink, or both

really try to talk to your parents about it, but if they are unsympathetic, you need to look elsewhere

the key word there is need, this is not something to ignore.

not something to freak out about, but you need to talk to someone in person about it

>>17432892

Typical first world millennial problems man.

You grew up like a lot of young white men, in a suburban home with reasonable privileges and opportunities that come with being a white middle class man. Your only real responsibilities in life were getting decent grades in school and maybe a few chores around the house.

You never had to worry if you were going to eat tonight, if the cops were going to come looking for your dad or if your mom was going to overdose again. You never had to get school lunch vouchers and that being your only warm meal. You never got harassed by a gang and feared for your life. You never had a cop pull a gun on you and fear for your life even though you didn't do anything.

You don't have real problems so your mind focuses on small ones and makes them big. It is because the human mind isn't meant to be so sheltered. We are built to survive and persevere and struggle through conflict coming out stronger on the other end. You never had that REAL conflict where you had to be stronger so now that real life responsibilities start to creep on you then you feel incapable and powerless.

Fuck, you don't even know how to make an appointment with a therapist without mommys help.

Your parents disserviced you by not being harder on you. If you were my kid I would smack the shit out of you until you got off your ass and fucking failed at shit until you got better at it.

>>17432942

1. Life isn't a contest to see how shitty you have it. Nobody cares about your retarded blog unless you're asking for advice.

2. You literally know nothing about you've just assumed about OP whatsoever, and any fiction you invent for some anonymous faggot you've never met isn't insightful.

3. OP could very well just be a bitch, or he could legitimately have some kind of chemical imbalance causing him depression. You don't know. You literally have no idea and are just talking out your ass.

4. Nigger.

>>17432877
If she says she's not ready for sex and has zero sex drive, what is the question here?

There's nothing you can do. You can't magically make her have a sex drive. You can't force her to masterbate.

If she was interested in at least TRYING to masterbate, you'd have something to work with, but...

>>17432895
But I thought maybe if she tried masturbating she would get into it and realise she enjoys it and actually does want to have sex?

>>17432898
It's true, that's how my sex drive got turned on.

But like I said before, you cannot force her to masterbate. Definitely suggest she try. Heck, help her out if she asks. It'd be better if she didn't watch porn, but if she wants to do that then that's cool too.

you should get counseling and see a shrink. You obviously have no idea what liberalism is, maybe you have really low IQ?

>>17432885
Yeah, it's so obvious that I don't know what a liberal is. That's gotta be the reason I don't know, thanks buddy. Great post 10/10

>>17432871

what do you plan on majoring in?

there's not as much liberal BS in engineering classes; SJWs cannot survive that kind of mental rigor

almost all universities in the US are wrecked by liberal BS. However, there are a tiny few that I've heard are not:

1) Hillsdale college: very expensive, very competitive

two others are Liberty and Bob Jones, which are both overtly Christian (which I think is great, but may not be what you want)

There are all kinds of interest-based clubs at college that cut across majors and stuff; you may find like minded folks there.

If you go to a "normal" college, you basically need to keep your head down, stay away from degree programs and classes that any idiot could bullshit their way through, and focus on getting out with your values, your dignity, and your sanity intact.

the more you worry about it, the less of a chance you'll have

unless you're saying you are currently in high school and don't plan on dating

in which case I would reccommend against that if you can help it, it's a good time to get experience

Better because you haven't peaked yet.

Listen to the Black Phillip Show on YouTube and educate yourself on women the right way

>>17432868
I didn't date in highschool...
I didn't get a gf in university.
I haven't gotten a gf in the workforce.

I'm a 25 year old virgin. Don't make the same mistake.

>>17432819
yeah foad

Boot her right in the gut

Push her down the stairs