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I have no college to go right now. I didn't get selected in any due to low grades. Took a dropout for a whole year. But didn't do anything. Just sitting on my ass all day. My parents think I am a failure. I am myself in depression. They are currently just making taunts about how I fucked up my life and wasted all their money on education which I didn't take. Lowest point of my life right now. Bdw 19yr old.
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Get a job.
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>>17434361
so what is your question?
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>>17434373
How the fuck do I get myself out of this shithole ?
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What's the best way to deal with people giving you shit about your height?
I'm only 5'0, and people always feel the need to bring it up. How do I get them to stop?
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Well, for one, there's no need to compensate. People that feel the need to talk about your height are dicks. I usually ignore it. Or I say something back.
I never felt like I had to be smarter etc. than others in comparison because of my height. But when you show a certain confidence, they stop bringing it up anyway. They want to see if it makes you insecure, because it's such an easy thing to be insecure about.
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>be 6'6
>"How's the weather up there" "You must play basket ball" x200 every fucking day
>start to respond with ultra sarcasm
>example: "OH HO HO YES, I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT ONE BEFORE, EXCEPT FOR THE 15 OTHER TIMES I HEARD IT IN THE LAST HOUR. YOU MUST BE A FOUNTAIN OF WIT AND CHARM FOR SUCH ORIGINAL COMMENTARY. PLEASE REGALE ME WITH MORE"
>it takes them a bit to realize I'm mocking them
>they fuck off all pissy like
They think they're being smart, but you have to show them they're unoriginal and boring.
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>>17434301
>be short
>take anon's advice
>"lol, napoleon syndrome"
There's literally no way to win
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Easiest way to remove hairs around ball and penis area?
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>>17434253
Fire.
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>>17434253
why is this required? do ALL girls (secretly or openly) hate hair around the penis?
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>>17434265
No, not all.
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So I conclusively found out my gf is cheating on me... She had been less caring these last months, and all that shit, I won't go too into detail about it. I just recently asked her if I could stay overnight because it was late and she lives far away from my place, but she said "no, because my little cousins are staying over, and it'll be weird, blah blah blah" and 2 days later, this dude comes and stays through the night with her.
tl;dr I was less than great to her in the early stages of the relationship, but I did get better, and these last few months I tried really hard to win her back and let her know I take her seriously. Maybe I have just been too good to her (I know good guys finish last), and it's just too late.
So, I think I've got two choices:
1- Just start ignoring her, talk to her less and less, maybe treat her like a booty call for as long as she'll let me until I find someone better.
2- Do the mature thing and confront her, see what the hell she was thinking, maybe really learn something, how to not goof up next time, etc.
Then:
2a- break it off immediately
2b - sleep on it
What do?
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end your life you pathetic subhuman
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Id probably do 1, but the mature thing to do is 2a
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>>17434247
>break it off immediately
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Hello /adv/
I've been suicidal for so many years now, and have been selfharming for nearly as many years. Three years ago, I met a boy (im a girl fyi), and he totally changed everything. We got together. I was still suicidal, but he had his ways of kinda making me forget everything, you know. You all know where this is going, just by the start of it..
Lately I've been very used to having him around. But last week, he broke up with me in a text message and immediately blocked me literally every-fucking-where . It really fucking hurt my feelings, and everything started to get to me again. I contacted him last night on Skype, as he apparently didn't block me there. He said that we could still be friends, but he only wanted to text back if I was in trouble. That had me wondering, how can we be friends, if I'm not really allowed to text him. He says we maybe can go back to playing games together as we used to, in a looong time from now. This morning, I texted him, wishing him happy birthday etc., but yea.. He hasn't responded at all.
I'm very serious when it comes to suicide. I really want to end this. Obviously, everything I wrote is just a little snip of what have happened and so on, so bare with me for leaving out the details.
I've come to the point where I don't care. I'm a danger to myself. I'll do it tonight. I already packed everything.
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I have dealt with these same feeling for years. And i can tell you from experience, that no one is gonna be a cure for these feelings you are having. even if he was to return to you, you would always question if he was doing so because he did not want to feel guilty if you managed to successfully snuff yourself.
What you need is to build a life up with your own achievements and reasons to go on. Find something that will motivate you to get out of bed and live.
Maybe some therapy will help you. Meds might if you can handle them. but in the end you need to build a positive life for you.
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>>17434227
I know I probably sound like the most pathetic person and like a usual crybaby teenager right now. But there has been seriously nothing that could get me out of bed. I haven't felt alive since he left me and everything feels hopeless. Everything that used to motivate me to get out of bed and do something, I did with him. And if I go back to doing all those things again, it'll just remind me of him. Basically.. I can't do anything that makes me happy.
I just want to leave. Then the pain will end. I don't think any advice will ever stop me. I really think I'll be dead by tomorrow.
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that is very sad. I do not know your pain, but can relate to it with my own. If you really feel that way perhaps you need to call a dear friend or medical center for help.
However I bet there are plenty of things to live for. Have you ever traveled the world? Seen Exciting exotic places?
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So, this is really different than a lot of /adv/ posts, but I don't know where else I'd go.
I'm a guy and have curly/wavy hair that is always really coarse like a Brillo pad, and if I let it grow even a little bit long it starts becoming completely untamable and morphs into... Not quite an afro, but something similar. Point is, I've always fucking hated it since I was a kid, but I was too lazy/awkward to do anything about it. Recently I've been paying more attention to my physical appearance and my shitty hair is pretty much the #1 thing I want to fix first. What do?
Obviously I'm going to need to start using some kind of product to tame it and make it less messy, but I have no idea what's a good brand and where to start. And even beyond that, what should I generally be doing for my hair's health so maybe it's less coarse and Brillo-y all the time? I've seen a lot of conflicting information, like "Oh, you should shower and wash/condition your hair every day" and "no, washing it with shampoo and conditioner every day is actually really bad for it and will make it worse, only wash it every three days". I just want some proven facts and a checklist that I can follow.
Please help me out, hair experts of /adv/?
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Use some thermal reconditioning on Amazon. Don't use relaxer, it will fuck your shit up.
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>>17434146
Ask on /fa/
You're more likely to get replies than on this board.
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Just shave your fucking head. Also nice bitch dragonite. Check out my bitch charizard. His IVs are terrible.
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I am incredibly nervous when talking to girls. I know logically there is nothing to be scared of. I know that. But every time I'm around girls I just completely clench up. what can I do to be less of a sperg? Alcohol doesn't even really help desu
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>>17434078
Instead of getting nervous, try getting really angry.
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What is it about them that makes you nervous?
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>>17434088
I don't know. It's like an automatic response and I suddenly can't even think of anything to say.
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whens the longest you've gone without showering as a child?
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>>17434075
For me it would be two months probably from stress and depression back in 2009.
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I never really got into the habit of showering as a child. In high school I probably only showered once a week, maybe even less.
And even now I don't shower every day and my frequency isn't much better, it's just so hard to get into the routine of it.
I know it sounds nasty but I just didn't think that I stink.
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I week
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I am a college senior with only two semesters left, and am in need of an internship. I was contacted by a recruiter with the following message;
"Hi Anon, I was wondering if you were open to opportunities? I have a position at an _______ in ______ for a _____ Intern. If you were interested, I would like to speak more about the company and position. I look forward in hearing back from you!"
This is the first message I've ever received from a recruiter. What should I respond? I don't even know the company name, just the industry and that it's an internship so I don't want to seem desperate. I also need a flexible schedule for my classes. She sent me the email on August 1st but I didn't see it until late last night because I've been busy with my grandpa's funeral. My friend keeps telling me to apologize for my late response and explain but I feel like that would make me look unprofessional. Would the message below be ok or should I ask for or include more information before asking for a call?
“Hi ___, Thank you for contacting me with this opportunity. When would be the best time to schedule a telephone call over the next week? Best regards, ____”
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Just one bump, I think I might just send it and see what happens. Sorry if this post is dumb I'm clueless when it comes to communicating and am anxious about finding a job
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In what field is your internship?
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Have you talked to your professors? Are you friends with any of them? Not like, "drinking buddy buddy" but they know your name? Ask them, that's how I got my first internship.
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Hello, adv
So my girlfriend has a guy friend she's know for some time now. The problem is that he's not gay,(don't get me wrong, I have no problem with gay individuals) I don't know him at all, and they spend quite some time together to the point where if I wasn't her boyfriend I would think that they were a couple. Should I be worried or should I trust in the girl I love?
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>>17434060
He might be the backup guy or maybe you're the backup guy. It's time for you decide who is the beta orbiter in this relationship. You must be the Chad to win
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No girl in a serious romantic relationship makes "close" friends with another guy. I think you should be worried if this guy wasn't close friends with her before you were together.
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>>17434060
>I don't know him at all
big problem because she doesn't want you to know him. your gf has two bf's and don't care how she wants to spin this
be me
>11 years old
>family friend who was practically my aunt dies
>feel nothing about it
>don't even choose to go to her funeral
>be me 15
>grandmother who lived next door to me my whole life dies
>never cry a single tear when I get the phone call at school, at her funeral, or looking at her dead body
>be me yesterday
>have to put down family dog (who we've had 15 years)
>cry myself to sleep two night a row before the appointment
>cry as I hold her in my arms as she's put down
>still crying the next day
What the fuck is wrong with me?
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>>17434059
Nothing.
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>>17434059
When I was 15, my grandma died, and I shed maybe one tear and only because everyone else was fucking bawling. And it wasn't because she was gone really, but because I felt a little guilty over the fact that even though she adored me, I had honestly always considered her an inconvenience or nuisance. Now I miss her a lot and appreciate her.
There's nothing wrong with you OP: children and teenagers are little sociopaths - they are evolutionarily hard wired to be innately selfish so that they can make it to adulthood and reproduce. the fact that as (I assume) an adult you feel more empathy for a dog than you did for family members as an adolescent is perfectly normal.
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>>17434558
I still think back to her death and it doesn't even bother me.
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I dont know, I'm in a confused situation right now.
I have no real friends since 3 years and I dont really want to begin new friendships, bla bla But sometimes when I go for a walk, I feel so lonely and empty. I have schoolfriends but I never meet them in my freetime, because we have no interests together.
I feel like I'm in the wrong place. I want to get out of my comfort zone but I dont know how. It feel so awkward sometimes when I go out somewhere, examp. buying ice cream or some clothes.
I dont have soical anxiety, I can talk with strangers, but people treat eachother so coldhearted here, I dont want to be like them.
I look decent, im not a creep or edgelord. I just cant find the right people here. Its so frustrating sometimes, otherwise i like it being alone.
I feel like i will miss all those great moments in my life and i will probably regret it when im in my 40's.
Im 19 btw.
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B-bump
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no one?
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>>17434201
>>17434455
Want answers? Be specific:
1. What are your interests that you want to have in common with others?
2. Are you in college?
3. What do you expect out of people?
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guys i think im a sociopath
I have never felt remorse or sympathy with other people
i enjoy to manipulate and my whole life i manipulate people just to see them fall
i will become rich one day. I sometimes have murder fantasies. what should i do?
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>>17434050
thanks
>>17434028
guys pls help me!! I really need your advice man...
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>>17434028
What the fuck do you expect us to say to you?
Get help or not, but just to clarify, a sociopath can not identify himself as one.
So if you maybe read some shit online and convinced yourself that you are in fact a sociopath, then you're clearly too stupid to be a sociopath.
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>>17434212
> then you're clearly too stupid to be a sociopath.
So you're saying im stupid? That's just really rude and stupid of you. I know i'm not stupid because im really smart and i get the best grades in my class you fucker
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We had sex and spend a few days together, cuddling and shit
I love her
She doesn't love me
I think I'm being too clingy
I'm probably boring her
How do I forget about her so I can move on?
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Put your penix in another chick
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Sprinting and weight lifting. Seriously.
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>>17434081
I try to but it always feels like I'm looking for her in other girls.
>>17434084
Might work, not really my thing but I might go back to running, I stopped a few months ago. Thanks m8
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Anyone ever consider becoming gay because you're tired of dealing with women?
>22
>Dated 4-5 women
>2 were serious relationships that lasted a bit
>Always ends horribly for me
Getting real tired of this shit, and genuinely considering fucking some girly ass dude I met recently. I'm not going to go into detail about all of what happened to me, because it would take 4-5 posts.
So, has anyone ever considered going full homo just because you're tired of women? Bad idea or no?
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>>17433932
Men aren't any better than women.
Getting in a relationship with someone and loving them implies giving the other person the chance to hurt you. Guys or girls, it doesn't really matter.
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>>17433938
I see.
No more relationships for me then.
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>>17433932
I always thought I was gay, and after enough failed relationships with boyfriends, I decided to try girls.
Turns out sex with girls is great, and I've been happy with my gf for a year now.