My girlfriend and I are long distance and we are going through her first bipolar episode together. We were talking all the time before it started, and we talked significantly less when it began, and now it's been two weeks since we've talked at all. This seems like an awfully long time, even for someone who is experiencing an episode. Is this par for the course, or should I be concerned with how long it's been since we've talked?
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>first bipolar episode
Kek. To be diagnosed as bipolar, you must first already have a history of depression/mania episodes. There's no such thing as a 'first bipolar episode'.
With that being said, if she is having a mania episode and keeping silent, high chances are she cheated on you
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>>17432707
>LDR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
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>>17432707
>LDR
>mentally ill
You don't have a girlfriend, you have an imaginary friend. And not even a good one. A broken one that cannot be fixed because there isn't a cure for her level of damage.
Just so you know, you're wasting your time, effort and emotions. Big time. You'll see that someday. I just hope for your sake it's sooner rather than later. The longer you fuck around with this nonsense, the more likely you are to be here a few months down the road shitposting with the r9k crowd about how awful women are.
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I'm a big reader and a poorlad.
Currently at a hotel checking out in the morning. There's a few bookshelves in a small lobby for people to take back to their room.
There's no check our system or anything.
I've currently got three books I was thinking about just throwing in my bag and taking with me.
There are cameras in the lobby but it doesn't seem like they would keep track of that stuff too strictly.
Don't want to get a theft charge though.
What do you guys think?
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>>17432676
You wouldn't download a book would you?
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>>17432687
If this is a reference to those old piracy commercials I keked a bit.
If serious, I do download ebooks fairly often. I do prefer hard copies and building a library though.
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If you do take them, in the chance they do track you down, you could just say it slipped your mind and you forgot to return them while packing in a rush
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Basically I go there to shop after work. She is the one who is working at cashier each time. And she asks me "how my day was", then asks me "To smile more often". Then says she won't ring up my stuff unless I smile more. I feel like I am being verbally abused honestly. What the fuck do I do about this bitch? i am a 28 yrs old man and this bitch is trying to bully me. Do I just tell her to fuck off? or dance for me first?
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Just stare chillingly at her till she does her fucking job. Do little eye twitches the next time she tries to pull this shit. Freak her out.
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>>17432674
If she's not saying it in an aggressive or mean way she's just trying to be nice, albeit in a weird way. Just play along and stop being such an easily triggered, sperg pansy. That or shop somewhere else.
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>>17432711
Most bullies and weirdos come across as nice but are just controlling fuckheads. Im tired of this shit in my life. But i get what u are saying.
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My situation: I'm in my late 20s and live at home with my parents. I've been a NEET for about the past 6 years and I was diagnosed with autism when I was around two years old so I struggle a lot with social anxiety, low self-esteem and depression due to isolation and impaired social skills. I have a degree in biology but have never found a job with it. I feel like my lack of work experience and my age are a huge disadvantage.
I live a very comfortable existence but I'm pretty sick of being dependent on my family. I have no work experience though. What are some steps and general advice I should take if I want to eventually move out and be independent?
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>I feel like my lack of work experience and my age are a huge disadvantage.
Wrong.
With a degree, no one cares about your age and very few people care about your experience.
However, your social anxiety might screw you in a job interview. Being part of a team, working with people, etc. is a major cornerstone of human civilization.
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>>17432636
Fucking beautiful starfish.
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>>17432673
That's what I told your mom last night
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I have two best friends; a guy and a girl. They are both dating. I've known the guy for 4 years, and the girl for about 1. We are all very similar to each other in many ways, and that's why we're all so close. Her screensaver on her phone is a picture of him and I, that's how close we all are.
She tells me I'm her best friend and that she loves me, and I can tell this makes my other best friend, her man, uncomfortable. For example, the two of us dance, he doesn't, and you can tell it irks him. I want her to become like my best wingman because she's smoking hot too. I want her to be like my sister but I can tell my friend wants to kind of "keep her for himself". The way that he got her was when she was in a relationship, so I think he might be afraid of losing her the same way.
Am I walking down a slippery slope here? Or am I making the right choice getting closer and closer to this girl?
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>>17432622
Slipperly slope my man, you're risking your friendship with your best male friend, and a bro always needs a bro. However you shouldn't back down from being best friends with the girl, but perhaps you should act more friend like. That love thing is weird.
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>>17432622
>Am I walking down a slippery slope here? Or am I making the right choice getting closer and closer to this girl?
Slippery slope. Her boyfriend should be her best friend, not you. One of you is eventually going to catch feelings and then your little friend group will disband. Back off.
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My little brother, his gf, and I were exactly like this. I won't go into details suffice it to say that everything worked out once he reached melting point. He blew up at us and got everything out of his system and we talked his worries away. After that, he didn't mind skinship or the two of us being alone while he was away.
I suppose it couldve ended badly if either one of us had feelings for the other but we were mature enough to let them go if we did and it all worked out until they broke up several years later over unrelated things.
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Self Control during Intimacy 2016-08-06 01:22:22 Post No.17432616
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Self Control during Intimacy
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Alright here goes
I am 18, virgin, and have been dating my girlfriend who is also 18 and a virgin. She says she doesn't want to get to into sex and all that jazz.
Specifically
>Blowjob before Thanksgiving
>Full on intercourse in less than 11 months
Here's my problem
I used to jack off at least once a day before looking for work, getting my girlfriend and starting college in two weeks mode.
Now, thankfully I'm waiting for HR to receive the news from me and and I'll start training for my first job next week. College is community so very affordable and will do my best. Love my girlfriend.
So we make out, a lot. By a lot, I mean a lot, I think it's because hormones and new couple phase that they can't get off each other.
Everytime we make out and all that, I leak pre cum.
We don't just kiss anymore, since last week I had just dropped her off and her parents were "soon" coming. So for like a good 10+ minutes we were making out and in front of my car. She let me grab her ass and feel her chest. I leaked a little and made out with her.
Today, we went for ice cream as a treat for her and her parents are fighting so they were away for a long while and aren't expected to come into later.
So we kiss, we make out, sit on the couch and kiss. We make out, get comfortable. I'm on a recliner and she gets on top of me since she knows I love that (virgin remember) we soon playfight and she has control over my arms and we make out hugely.
I kiss her neck (which she loves for whatever reason) and I kiss her boobs.
It should be said she is wearing a tanktop so bra is easily seen and can make out most of boobs. I kiss them and grab her ass.
We get a little to into and I said I had the biggest urge to just pull off her shirt. She nods no, and I say "I know" we keep kissing.
This is the part. So she's on top, making out and she starts grinding on me, since she knows her legs are right over my penis. she keeps going.
Father is here, I soon ditch and kiss her.
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As I'm leaving and I sit in the car. I noticed I came, this time a lot too.
So finally my question is.
What the hell is my problem?
Too much hormones and I haven't jacked off enough?
Do I distract myself?
Do I take breaks in the middle of make out sessions?
I shouldn't be worrying, but what happens if things go further and I come way too early?
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>>17432626
That is pretty normal, also this is a 18+ website.
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How to definitely, once and for all, tell if i like boys, girls, traps or all?
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Would you like to suck a cock or have someone fuck your asshole their throbbing dick. If yes, you are gay.
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>>17432550
I kinda like sucking cock but dont like taking in the ass
Only fucked traps to this day
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You have to experiment with both women and men to figure that out for yourself.
There is not true "test" than that.
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I keep reading warnings about boob jobs and how they make you permanently lose your sensitivity and how tragic that would be
I've never had a boob job yet my breasts/nipples have never been sensitive, never have I gotten any pleasure from having them be stimulated
Is my life shit?
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>>17432534
Im no professional but id say check with a doctor
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>>17432549
You can't go to a doctor just because of lack of nipple sensitivity.The NHS is already overworked as it is.
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>>17432534
If you're expecting it to be like what Japanese porn producers think it feels like, of course you'd be wrong. Rub the area around your nipple. Now rub your nipple. If it feels different AT ALL, then youre normal. If you literally can't feel a difference, its not.
Also, don't get a boob job unless your tits look like some nat geo shit. Small naturals are better than big fakies to 99% of guys
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I'm a transgendered woman, but I'll never transition because I am 27 years old and very male looking. Between a strong chin, full-ish beard and broad shoulders, I'll never look like more than a woman with a dress.
I'd been fighting with the urges for awhile, although I'd been comfortable with them in high school. Subconsciously I thought they'd pass. I've roleplayed as a woman online for most of my life.
Masturbating in a traditional male fashion--stroking--has only gotten me off twice. It's felt uncomfortable all but once. Most of the time I achieve climax by rubbing the underside of my shaft with two fingers like a clit. Since I've been living alone, I've pretended I'm the woman-- >pic related -- I want to be and begged for cock. My orgasm was the most intense I've had in almost a decade.
If I can't transition, what should I do? Hormones and surgeries won't give me my first period or make me capable of bearing children. I don't want to kill myself, for once in the past seven years since I started doubting my dysphoria.
I want to have a partner, but going gay doesn't work. I'm heterosexual, but in the wrong body.
Fuck. I'm getting near tears typing this.
Advice, please.
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>>/lgbt/
Failing that, see a psychologist, body disphoroia is a mental, not a physical issue.
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>>17432542
I'd like to, but I don't have insurance or the prospect of obtaining it anytime soon. My mental issues have given me a horrible temperament. It's difficult for me to stay at a job for long before I'm afraid I've done something wrong and look for reasons to quit.
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>>17432530
Anybody else?
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How to get into the mammoth tusk trade in Siberia?
Estimated 150 million mammoths frozen away in siberia, thats roughly 200 pounds of tusk per carcass, going for 400$ a pound that's a potential market of 6 trillion dollars. Any body want to join me in the quest to become a Russian Oligarch from selling Mammoth Ivory.
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>>17432492
Not particularly, no.
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>>17432492
Sounds pretty cool tbqh. How does one get these mammoths out of the ice? Can we just hire a bunch of plebs to do the deicing and tusk removal?
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>>17432533
Well apparently, thanks to global warming and the melting of permafrost a lot is being dumped in the coastal area between the Yana and Kolyma river.
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Cousin might be going crazy. 2016-08-06 00:47:01 Post No.17432486
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Cousin might be going crazy.
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Ok, this is going to be a lot, so i'll try to be as chronological as i can.
My cousin and I have been close since we were younger. Even though he is a few years older than me, I have been the big brother to him. (Which he won't ever admit.) His father died when he was young, and his mother passed away about 4 years ago.
Growing up, his mother spoiled / turned him into a complete mommas boy. He was childish, weak, and very sensitive for his age. Put into consideration I'm 25 now, and hes about to be 29.
By mommas boy, i mean like, "Your friends can only come over at certain times/you must eat your dinner/what do you want for christmas/birthday parties/i dont like that friend so you cant be friends with him anymore. You know, what you would do to a child, when he was going on 23.
He hasn't matured a day passed 13.
Now me, i was always a big brother to him. He would look up to me, always ask me before he did anything, since my parents were a little bit harder on me then his mother. If he got hurt when we played with other kids, i was held accountable etc etc. I know he sounds like an annoyance, but i'll be honest i care about him a lot.
Anywhoo, fast forwarding a bit, his mother got diagnosed with terminal cancer about 3 years ago, me and my mother went down to assist her and him since he really couldn't do much. When his mother was about to die, she made me promise to take care of him, since my mother was mentally unstable and everyone else in the family thinks he's a fuck up. Me being his only person he could rely on, of course said yes.
A year passed, and i got him a job, he moved in with me and a few roomates, and all seemed well.
Fast forwarding, some fallouts i had with the roomates caused him to get his friend to move in, and it was a hassle. He was a drug addict, messy, and most of all a waste. Including his girlfriend. Brought a lot of trouble to us, and i eventually evicted him.
Now comes the problem. He "Found God."
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Now not to say we both weren't religious. We were both christian. But you wouldn't even know unless you asked us if we were religious.
However something changed with him.
He started to say things along the lines of
"I found peace."
"I'm going to give up all worldly desires (Video Games) so that i can live and stay on the path."
"I think because my mom and dad died, god has something in store for me."
"Frank(Lets say his friend that i evicted) brought demons into this house, that's why things have been so horrible."
"Don't curse it's a sin."
"There must be a reason why god is calling out to me."
And he tells me he has this friend david that he met working the overnight at a convenience store. Very religious. and that he says that the dreams my cousin are having are a sign, and that the reason me and my girlfriend fight are due to the demons frank brought into the house.
I think this david person has something to do with it. And tomorrow my cousin is having this guy come over to do something with our house. The fuck do i do? This david guy is some customer my cousin met on an overnight shift well into his 50's and i don't know if hes in a cult or what. What should i do?
My cousin also says shit about the government lieing to us. And the worlds going to end.
Do i 302 his ass? Has he gone crazy?
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Your cousin has gone cultist.
Alright /adv/ I've lurked here a couple of times and you guys seem to give good advice. So here's my situation
>Met someone online through game on psn, added each other
>played online together like crazy and bonded.
>after a couple of months we exchange numbers.
> we talk, have deep convos and get to know each other better.
>catch feelings, i decide to confess. he takes it well but doesn't feel the same, we still remain friends, I work on getting over him.
> a year passes and we continue to talk.
>after the spring, beginning summer he starts to act distance.
>convos become shorter
I need to add he's confessed to having commitment issues due to what's happened in his past, which is fine with me. I'm not trying to get with him or anything, I satisfied with his friendship, but did i screw up somewhere? Whenever i said something rude I apologized. He gets busy with work which is fine. we catch up when we can but he talks so distant Did I screw it up with confessing? i mean I confessed last year in December for the holiday. What I really asking is how do I start to really get over him so I can deal with him being distant better.
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>Met someone online
>how do I start to really get over him so I can deal with him being distant better.
Just Turn Off The Screen Hahaahahahahahah Like Turn The Power Cord Off Hhahaaha
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Before I answer the actual question, I'm just gonna point one thing out - a relationship (ie. friendship, fwb, or an actual loveydovey commitment) cannot work out correctly unless both sides have mutual feelings. You can't have a friendship if one person fell in love at any point, even if they work on getting better. That could potentially be a basis from your problems.
That being said, maybe he found an actual girlfriend irl, or somewhere else, and has realized he can't be around another chick (for whatever reason - maybe he semi-caught feelings but couldn't commit, maybe his potential new gf doesn't like him having female friends, etc), or maybe he's just lost interest, especially if you guys don't play the same games anymore.
To answer your question of getting over him, as someone who caught feelings for someone but actually ended up having an LDR that ended in a stupid way - the only way to truly get over someone, especially in a situation where they start becoming distant for seemingly no reason, is to cut contact. Maybe leave a medium he can contact you on if need be, but stop talking to him. If he cares enough about you, friendship or not, he'll start coming to you. Then you can work on fixing the issue and asking him how it felt for someone you've known for so long to be distant. If he doesn't contact you, he clearly wasn't worthy of friendship/didn't want it/you shouldn't brood over him. It's been over a month for me after cutting contact and I can genuinely say, no matter what feelings I had for her, or how strong they were, I'm thinking about her less and less. At most I think about her for maybe an hour a day, through on and off spurts, in comparison to the eighteen a day when I started.
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>>17432469
are you a girl?
if he is anything like me he is too skeptical and has self-stem issue that doesn't allow him to believe that anyone could like him.
You probably get along well, but maybe he just have showed you the part of him he assumed you were going to like in the first place and you really know him that much at all.
If I were you I wouldn't think much about it and would actually cut contact if you are losing your head over him.
Focus in your studies/work and trying to find someone else to focus your attention on.
Be aware that he might get butthurt because you find someone else, but remember that you gave him a fair chance and he didn't take it.
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Hi /adv/, i seriously think about getting into a LDR and i want some general advice on that.
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Guy who was in an 8 month long LDR with a schizo, bipolar, potentially BPD chick reporting.
What questions do you need answering?
The answer to all of them is don't do it unless you can't live with her/move to see her far more often in less than a few months after the LDR begins.
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>>17432465
Meant to say 'can live with her', not 'can't'.
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>>17432465
Both in college, 4h apart, not gonna be able to live together for at least a year. Meant to fail then?
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Alright so throughout my teens I've been sort of careless when it came to oral hygene.
I'm not talking cavity bad, but in terms of color.
Now the older I'm getting (18), the more I care basically, and I've noticed my teeth developing a fairly yellow pigment along with yellow plaque on certain teeth.
I've also noticed my tongue being fairly fucking white.
How exactly do I manage whitening my teeth naturally, if possible and getting rid of this tongue white-ness?
I've copped some mouth wash recently, and started brushing more often too, but I haven't really experienced any results.
Any responses would be appreciated.
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If you regularly drink soda, tea, coffee, etc. it isn't going to matter. You're going to want to get that lightened professionally. Strips, baking soda, and a lot of other home remedies will only work temporarily and can cause issues with enamel erosion.
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do not use moutth wash.
brush after every meal use colgate total.
floss once a day. I brush first, no rinse, floss, then brush again, and finally rinse. This allows the flouride to sit in your mouth while you floss, and the flossing probably helps the flouride get inbetween your teeth as well.
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>>17432398
>If you regularly drink soda, tea, coffee, etc. it isn't going to matter.
nah i dont
so there's no way just brushing my teeth a lot would do anything right
How do you regain the illusion of control over your life?
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You can do something that exerts this control in an extreme manner, like killing yourself.
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>>17432340
Kek
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>>17432340
How edgy of you.