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not this shit again

If you're thinking of responding just don't. It's bait.

do big guys like fat girls?

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>>17431279
>big guys

Is Really embarassy for me, because for some reason i get horny, this is not a bait, she is a mom and have a nice body but i hate that.

post pics or else we can't help you out

>>17431233
I need pics for scientific reasons

I had a circumcision not three weeks ago and had sex with phimosis and short frenulum. Ask away.

>>17431253
Why dont you kill yourself normalfag?

>>17431253
So were able to have sex before the circumcision?

watching chinese cartoons
playing videogames
programming
lifting heavy weights
reading (mainly fantasy)

Drawing, video games, crafts (right now mostly jewelry making). Getting into hiking and exercising.

I'm not good at any of my hobbies, but they're still satisfying.

videogames and excercise

less is more.

I don't touch the skin when I'm doing the testicles, too easy to cut ball sack.

I just start at the baby fat of my tum, go down to the base of the shaft, sometimes I'll pull my dick down to make it easier, or get a semi-chub.

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>>17431198
>baby-fat

nigga you just fat

>>17431192
I just use a hand razor. It seems sketchy but its just like shaving any other body part

>>17431146
My penis is pretty okay I guess
A generally light hearted humor
I saved a kids life while lifeguarding
I'd really like to pick up archery, while I've dabbled in a lot of things I'd really like to master one.

>>17431152
>I'd really like to pick up archery
Why archery?

>>17431146
>What do you like most about yourself physically?
Probably my eyelashes and that I will be able to grow a full beard.
>What's your best personality trait?
I'm considerate of others and am socially aware of what is going on.
>What is your greatest accomplishment?
I think managing to improve my mental health and dealing with my problems that I will be able to continuously improve upon as my life goes on.
>What do you want to improve?
Following through with longer term goals such as learning a new language or working out. Once I feel comfortable within a subject I can improve on my own pretty well but getting to that point is difficult

>>17431104
That depends, what's your issue?

I personally believe that the only people who sincerely benefit from psychologists are people who don't actually have constructive relationships with their friends.

I don't know what you're situation is, but unless you have some kind of apparent mental disorder, then your problems could simply be solved by traveling or exposing yourself to some shit that takes your normal experience and puts it on it's ass. This is why people trip on acid or go backpacking across europe.

You don't have to "do" anything. The psychologist with lead the session, that's their job and they are trained to make people feel comfortable being there. Just try to chill out and be honest with them and it will work out.

Bump! Come on...

Realisticly not much unless your parents lend you some initial financial help

>>17433599
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Or a scholarship

Dude that looks fucking bad whatever it is. Go see your GP ASAP

Does it feel as if there is a build up? It could be dead skin cells

That's vitiligo, loss of skincolour. Common in the armpits, hands, legs and face. I've got it on my feet, knees, armpits and hands. Not dangerous or infectious, just looks weird. Visited a doctor a while ago and treatment's useless most of the time, the only solution they offered was custom skincolour camouflage

>>17431034
That depends, if you're in a country with decent law enforcement you should think about how stupid you are compared to them, and how likely you are to be caught and sent to prison where (I'm just going to go ahead and assume you're not the most physically capable individual) you'll most likely become someone's bitch.
If you live in a country with shit law enforcement (and honestly this goes for both good and shit LE), you remind yourself just how insignificant your actions are. You won't ever change anything about society, especially not by murdering someone, and if you had the capacity you wouldn't be seeking advice on 4chan of all places.

>>17431094
So which you are saying is get a gun and make sure I die will murdering people? I'm not asking for a risk versus reward, I'm asking, how do I stop thinking about murdering people.

>>17431094
This

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Why the fuck do you hate yourself for liking the women body mate.

If anything just try to tone it down socially but it shouldn't be a matter of self loathing. You're mentally build to like it.

>>17430980
This is simply a matter of exerting a little self control. It is normal to be attracted to women and try to get a decent look in to see if they have what you are looking.

A glance is fine, gawking is not. And this shouldn't have to be said, but grabbing of any kind is totally off limits. Some people have been known to forget that last one in the heat of the moment.

>>17431019
I just hate how automatic it is. I feel dirty. I know why I should like it and stuff but it feels wrong that it has so much control over me... I just wish I was stronger

>>17430945
Girls are fucking stupid and cowards.
>inb4 all men are murderer rapists except muh chad

>6 girls in 2 weeks

Obviously you aren't that interested in them either. You are just interested in getting a date, not in the actual girls you're asking out, so they probably pick up on some weird vibes from your way. Of course they won't develop genuine interest in you, if you aren't genuinely interested in them. This should be obvious shit.

>>17430974
this is retarded advice, girls don't have a magical radar and even if they could tell if you are "genuinely interested" in them or not they will still reject you if they want to

I tried to talk to my parents but they wouldn't listen. Even after like five times.

>>17430931
how old are you ?

>>17430936
do you have a car? and a job? also what city?
this is because if you get kicked out and you live in a highly populated city, you could drive yourself to a small town and look for a job there. live in your car until you make enough to buy/rent a place.

>>17430849
your and you're is a common mistake that even people who usually speak proper english make. If you correct her make it in a playful lighthearted manner. If that fails, decide if you can live with her spelling wrong or not. Because no one likes a grammar nazi unfortunately.

t. grammar nazi

>>17430849
your an idiot

>>17430849
You need too calm you'reself.

sauce on qt?

>>17430872
that's from the movie Combat Girls (Kriegerin, 2011)

>>17430848
There are no pros. You would be joining a bunch of retards in order to follow retarded beliefs.

You may as well just go to church, at least thats socially acceptable.