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How do you text with a girl you never see? What should I ask her? I dont want to sound boring

I can talk well, but texting is so retarded for me ugh

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how long does it normally take to get results from a brain mri?

also should I be worried that the lady doing the mri went from smiling to not smiling and that she was really concerned about me being dizzy when I got up from the table like she made me get up very slow

my constant headache have been getting worse everyday and I throw up every morning at least once

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has anyone ever realized that personal growth like literally everything else is recursive and that real people dont have arcs with beginnings and ends

my unsolicited advice to you all is to accept this soon and be whichever version of yourself you want even if its several steps backwards from where you are now

also so this thread isnt a waste of time ask me for advice and ill give it to you

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I got a little puncture wound and a scrape from a nail doing some carpentry stuff, its near my armpit on my bicep.

There really hasnt been any pain, it doesn't hurt thay much to touch, but my concern is the yellowing. We had on some expensive Medical Alcohol shit to put on it when it first happened, and it only bled a small amount, but the coloring concerns me a little.

It happened about 2 days ago if that helps
>pic related, the little puncture dot and the scrape

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Hey /adv/
Quick question...

How do you deal with bad habits your significant other does?
For instance
>gf lactose intolerant but gives no fucks
>loves milkshakes. Makes 1 pretty much a day, would have 2-3 if i didnt stop her
>complains about typical intolerance issues
>"anon, am i getting fat?"
>tbqh senpai, i tell her yeah. Just cut back on shakes
>"omg anon ur so mean!"
>mfw

Then:
>be me at bar with m8's
>have some cigs at the bar
>OMG ANON I CANT BELIEVE YOU WERE SMOKING THATS DISGUSTING LIKE LITERALLY THE GROSSEAT THING EVAR!!!

I can deal with her explosive road rage, but i cant let her schlop shakes all day and turn into a tub of lard. Like i love the girl but damn... Double standard or nah?

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hey guys,
I've been having some problem with GF.
every time we have sex it take her a lot of time to cum and even when she is so close to she stops me and start crying.
when i ask her what happened she said its noting and just leave it like that.
I've been trying everything and noting seems to make her not stop me when she so close to cum.
please help me

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Been awake for ~50 hrs, slept about 9 after, still feeling kinda tired. Do I have gf over and risk not being able to fuck properly, or have it go out with friends, giving it the chance to cheat on me in the proccess

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August 25 2015.
Started going to the gym. There was a cutie there. Didn't think a girl like her would be interested to a non-fit(wasn't fat) guy like me, especially in a place full of work-out maniacs with huge muscles and shiet.
Gym is not big. It's your casual neighbourhood gym with 50-60 customers base.
Anyways. This girl, we started talking around 3-4 months in but too friendly. We were also studying on the same university department, and Im a year older so she would ask stuff about proffessors, lectures, exams and such.

We created a friendly relationship (at least thats what I imagined it was). We were talking, we were also telling each other what hour we'd hit the gym, so we "have someone to talk" etc. etc.
Never gave more attention to her as a possible crush, although I would always consider banging her at the first chance.

One day around March I saw her with a group of her girl friends walking outside a uni classroom, we chatted a bit, and later, I asked her on facebook about a friend of hers.
While she said some stuff like "Im happy that you are interested in my friend" "Ill hook you up dont worry, dont worry I gotcha" that seemed like a common friend would do to help his crew get close she also said some stuff which at that point I found very wtf:
>She is very strange as a person.
>She is very shy.
>She never had a boyfriend.
>Noone has asked us (their girl group I guess) for her.
>She is cute but she is not a girl you see on the street and say "woah she is beautiful".

They are very close friends - best friends. And it currently makes me wonder, Why would she say such stuff if she wasn't jealous? IS THERE A CHANCE SHE WAS INTO ME AND I BLEW IT?

Other possible signs:
>I ve caught her staring at me at the gym , quite a few times. Not all the time, but at least 1-2 per time.
>We had done a conversation once, I brought her back at her home after a gym session, and she said something "Guys don't approach me."
>She often touches me , hugs me from behind .

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Why don't I have any ambition or motivation? I used to be so driven and focused. I wanted to be the first in my family to go to college and get a degree. And I did; a BS in physics from an Ivy League.

Now, months after my graduation, I sit round doing jack shit all day. I've got no reason to live. I just sort of exist.

When I ask for help, people either give me some bullshit "do what you love", or say "you're really smart and driven! You'll be fine!!!"

But every day i come up fruitless. I can't think of a single goal id like to work towards or a single job I would enjoy.

How do I get my passion and drive back? Where do I find it?

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Ive been with the craziest girl ive ever seen for a year now with her obvious insanity becoming more and more obvious every week- where should I write about her?

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I recently moved to a new state. I came to find through a mutual friend that a girl I used to hook up with a few years back also moved here and was in the same city. I called her up, we hung out and had lunch, then had sex and have continued to do so for the last month or 2.

The issue is that she has a boyfriend. She didn't tell me about him, and to be fair I never asked and really didn't want to bring it up. I've known the whole time though, our mutual friend had told me before all of this started. All I know about the guy is that he's older, probably by more than 15 years. When we were first hooking up a few years ago she was dating an older guy as well.

I guess the right thing to do would be to call her out on it, but I want to keep fucking her. This fuck buddy situation is pretty much the best thing I have going for me right now. I like her and if push came to shove I would date her, but I have to admit I prefer just meeting up for sex and not speaking to each other outside of that.

I know this is a little scummy on both our parts, then again I don't know what their relationship is like and maybe she has good reason to do this, or maybe she doesn't. If I look at it a little bit cynically, she gets stability and a certain standard of living from this older guy, but she's getting sex from a younger guy with a higher sex drive. In other words, she has her cake and is eating it too. But I'm happy just to fuck her.

So anyway... any thoughts or advice? Experiences?

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My gf and I just had un protective sex, she just got off her period yesterday which was a 5 day period. I pulled out and came on her stomach but then she put it back in and a couple drops got in . What are the chances? I'm FUCKING Freaking OUT

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>tfw i think i'm a solid 5/10
>figured i can't be that bad of a person as i have a lot of friends and can be very sociable
>no girls have ever shown interest in dating me
>only girl that did was literally desperate for a boyfriend in high school
>accepted the fact i wasn't attractive
>work on improving myself through exercise, eating right, sleeping correctly, clearing up face, etc.
>completely content with improving myself and enjoying my hobbies

does anyone else feel like dating isn't important? i don't feel lonely. i enjoy the company of my friends.

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So I posted an ad on craigslist specifically looking for a woman to help teach me sexual stuff, as I'm a virgin in my early 20's.
At first all I got were responses from gay guys offering anywhere from $500 to a $1000 to blow or "worship" me, whatever the hell that means.
Last night I started talking to this girl who claimed to be visiting from out of state. She sent me a few pictures of herself and it seemed we were both college students interested in the same thing, so I sent her a few face pictures back. The conversation started getting more sexual and eventually she sent me nudes, and I sent two dick pics I found online that looked similar to my own and in a similar room. Well, we made plans to meet up around midnight at her hotel but when I got there she stopped responding. I assumed she'd fallen asleep or something and just left, but this morning I decided to finally (I'm a fucking idiot) google one of the pictures (pic related) and I found that it's actually part of an amateur porn set from some camwhore.
So, in short, someone, maybe a guy, has two pictures of my face and two pictures of what he/she believes to be my dick.
Can this person do any damage with this? I'm kind of freaking out since I'm a privacy freak and a bit of a shut-in. What the hell can I do, if anything, about this situation?

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Hey /adv/. My friend has recently broke up with gf and i dont know how to comfort him. They broke up because his gf said she couldent put up with him calling her a poser for liking glam metal and wearing a bullet belt. I dont see what he done wrong? its not his fault if he couldent put up with his gf being a poser. He was only trying to help her get into better music. How can i help him get through this?