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Yeah when you have kids

Also when you start getting bored and realize you're contractually stuck with this guy

Also his little habits that you originally thought were cute will start to get on your nerves as well everything else he says and does

It's all downhill from here

>>17527067
hope the divorce isn't too bad

yeah marriage is something im going to avoid

>>17527066
Date either a boy or girl of your choosing or masturbate

>>17527078
I don't masturbate, I don't feel the need to.

I just want to hold hands and shit.

>>17527138

So yer feeling lonely, I see...

Are you trying to fuck him? If you're trying to fuck him, just show him you're not gay by fucking him. Play it off like a joke.

Are you not trying to fuck him? Who gives a shit, let him keep thinking that.

>>17527043
hey baby what state are you in? do you have Skype?

What anime is that from?

>>17527019
I'm distant from my sister, too.
I'm trying to reconnect and I hate that we're distant. But it's her choice.

She's not like your sister though. Mine was/is always trying to be normie.

With yours I'd say just be there for her. You sound a bit like bait to make her sound like a waifu, but in the off chance that you are, I'd say be in her life. Offer her food for meetings. Just you and her at somewhere quiet.

>>17527030
Well we live in the same place, i'm in college she just started high school. I think things shouldn't be like that, I'm totally ok with her stuff, I don't mind it, forgot to point that we don't share a lot in common. I don't watch anime or things like that to talk with her.

I was planning about going "out with her" one day, but to be honest I don't know why. I dated a lot of friends and girls before, but I really have no idea about how to get close to her.

I help her and support her anytime she needs, we're family after all but thanks for the idea.

>>17527056
Starting high school? Well shit, of course she's distant.
She's just trying to figure out who she is.

She'll come out of it eventually.
Maybe watch her anime?
Who cares, she's young.
She'll get over whatever you do

>>17527018
what are bitching about?
calc isn't even hard

>If this simple Calculus class can get the best of my
>the best of my

fuck man, you're really stupid.

>>17527054
If I was smart I never would've made this thread, but a typo doesn't always indicate stupidity

I'm worried about this happening to me when I get to calc

Do you have a textbook? The only advice I have is to teach yourself and try to stay ahead of the class. I usually try to keep myself one or two chapters ahead of whatever class I'm in and it works pretty well for me

>>17526925

That's why we have police and the courts

>>17526925
if she did not file a police report, she was not raped/assaulted/whatever

>>17526944
this

furthermore, she will be morally responsible for any subsequent visits rapes he commits if he really was guilty and she still said nothing

Dear op

Teach me your ways please!!!
The pic is cool as fuck. Any advice or tutorials?

P.s. I noticed,
Guy from other thread.

Dear X,

I don't like it, nor would I ever admit it to you, but I've developed a crush on you. It's only because I'm so lonely and you're the only one who bothers to talk to me. I really do like you, but these feels are excessive and absurd. I can't help it. You've already moved on and found someone more attractive and interesting than I'll ever be, and although it hurts, I'm happy for you. I genuinely hope things work.

- X

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A & R

It's been exactly two weeks since I talked to you guys. It's frustrating me, tearing me up inside, and ripping my heart out. I cried on my birthday over this. You both are hurting me. It may sound mean but both of you need to pull your heads out of your asses if you really abandoned me for such a childish reason. Just unblock me and re-add me. I can't cope, and it fucks me up everyday. I still consider you both as blood brothers. I still love you guys both.

-Your "lil sis" M

>>17526887
Pics or generic advice that won't help.

Tinder, contrary to popular belief, is not a hookup app. It's a flake app. I'll bet if you're just thirsty enough you can do it, but you'll have to put a lot of effort into it to wade through all the shallow interactions first.

>>17526895
But is there really anything better for hookups? I don't know of any other dating media where casual sex can happen.

Report them to the Better Business Bureau if they don't get it done within 48 hours. If they're a small business, it's important to try and have a little patience.

>>17526951
I feel i have been scammed

I spent a lot of money, now the problem i checked the actual reviews on yelp, and it looks like some of them do come back with my same issue. once they get the money, they don't actually care about the customer. spoke to them twice this week, was told delivery today, guess what right around the time they close, and they closed. so no delivery, and i have no furniture. im going to be calm but i am going down there tomorrow

im sleeping on the floor tonight so that sucks, plus no food, table at my new place so i gotta go shopping in a few hours, at least to get something done

>>17526835
>Hey this is Anon, you're pretty fashion foreword and kind of course I'll save your number!"
I actually crindged.

That was the end of your conversation, so no reply there isn't bad.

What holiday is coming up? R
Are you American? If so don't do that. Who asks that for Memorial Day?

Anyway, just wait a while and then ask her to chill or whatever.

>"Hey this is Anon, you're pretty fashion foreword and kind of course I'll save your number!"

Fucking freshers... /adv/ is gonna entertain the shit out of me for the next few weeks.

That was pretty cringe man, but you'll learn.

why not?

simple, pain. once its over the pain of this existence will be gone.

>>17526829
You never know what will happen.
I'm a sad sack like you.
I'm currently working on bottle rum. Expect to be done with about half of it by the time I go to sleep.

I know how you feel.
I don't feel suicidal because I know things happen. There aren't often predictors to them. They just happen.
Once I got job because a friend told me I was exactly what they wanted. It was good for a while. I got "laid off" due to departmental changes, but it was still good.
Now I'm working on being a fry cook in a northern village. The type that doesn't see the sun all winter.
Isn't that something?

After all that, I'm currently in queue to join the military. It suits me and I kinda wish I done it sooner, but that's life.

Life is random. It has good parts and bad parts.
For me, I've had enough of the bad parts that I'm numb it to it. Ironically, it makes the good times all the better, even if they don't last time.

The other week I made supper for 2 of my friends. And that was good.
Good things happen if you let them. If you're dead all you're doing is saying "I never want to feel happy again".

>>17526818

Be prepared to make a mistake. Doesn't matter what it might be, something will go wrong. Don't panic, try to have a good time.

>>17526824
I'm prepared to make a mistake, but I'm not really prepared to escalate from casual to intimate. IDK what the fuck I'm doing, basically.

>>17526852

Then don't escalate. Make out for while and call it a night.

You don't /have/ to fuck.

the least awkward way is to queue up a mix of very good porn. Sort through the bullshit ahead of time so you don't get stuck flipping through clips trying to get a good one.

Imagine it's like watching a TV show, don't give it more value than it really is.

>>17526800
It's your girlfriend, you twat. Make her sit on your crotch or in between your legs or something. Stroke her while you do it.

Jesus christ.

Sorry that's happening to you. Coming from a person just like B.

You better stay away from all that and find a person who can appreciate you.

Best of luck anon

The only advice here is to move. the fuck. on. This is the BAD kind of crazy. I bet this girl has no idea she's even doing anything wrong and even if you were able to convince her when she's in a moment of clarity, she'll just forget again when she snaps back into that altered state of mind. My brother dated a girl just like this and shit got so bad she attacked him with a knife while he was holding their infant daughter in his arms, trying to protect her. She was arrested, jailed, protection order, and now he's a single father.

bail out now, while she's not pregnant.

FLY YOU FOOL, FLY

Cut contact with her, she could be dangerous and obviously has a horrid temper and is delusional. Bail before it's too late, for your safety.

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I understand and can relate to you because I have complex emotional issues. I just want you know I'm rooting for you (yes, really, I have the same type of issue) and you can figure this out.

One thing though, about your concern for being outperformed. It is natural to be concerned with being outperformed, because you're competitive, especially men. this is a nature-thing. The best way I can put it is that it's not all about being better or the best, and it takes a mature, honorable man to admit defeat and recognize another as superior. Like, a good loser is a million times better than a narcissistic winner. "Every man is superior to another in some way"

>>17526808
Guess the only thing I have left is fucking killing myself then you fucktard

>>17526812
The thing is that it seems so natural for everyone else to be better than me at whatever they do better, be it being witty, writing, playing, studying... Like it takes no effort for them.
I would say that it links with having a disgusting mind: I always admit my shortcomings gracefully and without a complaint but deep inside I want to win a lot and brag about it

But thanks man

>>17526793
sorry OP, I took one look at your picture and all I could think of is AYYYYYYYYREEEEEEOU AYYYYYYYREEEEEEEEEEEEOU