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My mom is a fifth-grade teacher. Today, some shitty kid deliberately slammed a chair on her foot, breaking some bones.
What can we do about this? Her foot hurts super bad. Should we beat up the kid?
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Tell your mom to be more revealing at work. She could've avoided all of this.
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>>17526733
>Should we beat up the kid?
Obviously.
Kid's what like 12 or something?
Old enough to know shit has consequences.
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>being a teacher
Just goes to show that making connections with professors is important. If she had, they would've told her not to become one (or at least lean towards teaching adults). Not even all education professors suggest it.
t. English major who escaped becoming a teacher due to professors warning him
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6 times! 6 fucking times in a row, I've talked to a girl, developed feelings for her, flirted, thought she was interested, and every fucking time they've picked some other guy and completely dropped me out of their life.
I've tried being nice, I've tried being a dick, I've tried just fucking being myself, I've tried asking them out as soon as possible, I've tried being patient, I've worked on the way I dress, my haircut, treated my acne, I exercise everyday, I'm in good shape, I eat healthy, I have a job, a place of my own, I go to school, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?
Have I just been trying to sell polished shit to these girls this whole time? Am I THAT repulsive? How far do I need to drop my standards to meet a girl that'll actually give a shit about me?
22 fucking years and I have no idea how a relationship even works.
It's no wonder my friends keep asking me if I'm dating anyone, they probably can't even remember how I met THEM without accidentally melting their faces off with my grotesque facial aesthetics.
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>>17526690
youre trying to live your life for somone else, no one likes that
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>>17526690
Real Talk: Your personality is the problem.
Real Talk: You are trying to hard. Just be nice and don't expect stuff for your time.
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>>17526690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzVmcVd7oa4
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I need help. I'm a NEET that dropped out last November. I managed to get by last semester without family knowing, but this one I said I was on gap year to force myself to get my shit together. So I need advice on a lot of things. I don't have a lot of experience so I'm sorry if I seem hopeless or retarded.
First thing's first, I have about 150 bucks to go to food each month so I need help figuring out how to budget myself and still eat healthy. The eating healthy thing is really important because I'm morbidly obese. I want to work out ideas on meals I can buy on my budget that will help me lose weight. I'm also wondering where I should start with exercising. I'm a girl if it helps at all, and I do want to build a little upper body strength while I lose weight too. Any advice on where to start or what to get at the store would be helpful.
Also, I don't really know where to start with looking for work. I haven't done anything besides uni, and this a day job once. I don't know what to put on my resume. I've been told I shouldn't be picky about where I apply and that going to places with somewhat poor employee retention are good places to start. A friend also advised me to stay away from fast food jobs. That's really all I know at this point.
TL;DR: I need help to get out of this hole I dug myself in. I want to stop being a pathetic leech and make steps toward being self-sufficient. Any constructive advice on what to do or where to look for more is appreciated.
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Please help me. I need to get a job. If I don't do something I feel like I'll be stuck this way forever.
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>>17526677
>150/month for food
That's enough when you're trying to lose weight. You'll even manage to get a gym membership. It might depend on where you live though.
Buy rice, frozen vegetables, milk and oats and build your diet around that. You have to count calories. If you're not willing to do that then you're going to fail eventually.
>1l of milk
>100g oats
>100g rice
>vegetables and maybe some meat
That's about 1500 calories in two meals. Skip breakfast and fast through the morning. Then eat lunch and later dinner. That'll probably cost you less than 2 bucks a day.
Also try
>>>/fit/
and read the sticky.
If you need further poorfag nutrition and fitness advice I can add you on steam but I don't know anything about getting a job.
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>>17527555
>Skip breakfast and fast through the morning
Eating breakfast kick-starts your metabolism for the day. You'll lose more weight if you eat breakfast and dinner.
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How to ask my boyfriend about having a DDLG relationship 2016-09-03 00:49:50 Post No.17526659
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How to ask my boyfriend about having a DDLG relationship
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My long term boyfriend is kind of vanilla. I've called him master and daddy in bed, and asked if he minded later, he said he didn't care either way. I'm a pretty kinky girl, and we've been together 3 years (don't tell me to dump him), but the most I've got him to do is stick a finger in my ass and eat my pussy. I love him and I care about him more than having kinky sex, but it would be nice if we could take it a little bit farther?
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>>17526659
The fuck is DDLG?
Give him some ideas as to what you'd like done. If you're the kinky one, you'll need to come up with stuff if he likes it vanilla.
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>>17526659
I'm personally not all for ddlg, but I think you should introduce him to the topic, like explain what exactly it is, learn how he feels about it, and ask if he want like to do this with you.
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>>17526666
Satan quads, check em. Ddlg is that thing where a chick calls her boyfriend her daddy, and likes to be treated like I guess a kid
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Statistical odds of getting hiv/aids from bareback sex 2016-09-03 00:42:42 Post No.17526643
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Statistical odds of getting hiv/aids from bareback sex
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Is it like the same odds as getting hit by a car or lightening or something?
Or is it more like a 5% chance
And by bareback I mean from late teens to early 20s college girls at an urban campus that you pick up from parties
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>>17526643
I remember reading a chart on risk awhile back.
I think it was receiving women of vaginal sex were at higher risk IIRC of HIV.
I have raw dogged more girls than i can remember honestly, maybe 20 out of 50 I've fucked. An a few were hookers, Still NEG for everything.
I wouldn't advocate not using a condom but when you factor in probably sexually inexperienced girls (you mentioned 20s college girls) then the risk I would think would be lower, then if they were older and had more partners.
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>>17526643
doesnt work like that. if you keep fucking bareback, you tend to gravitate toward girls who are OK with it. girls who are OK with it are more likely to get AIDs. hence, youll be more likely to get AIDs. use a fucking condom.
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Don't be a dumbass, OP.
The mindset you have right now is what all the other retards who get STDs think at our age. Better safe than sorry.
Is it okay to date someone you're not sure you're attracted to? The childlike part of me is excited, but the cynic is saying, "This can only go mediocre at best, and maybe it's wrong." I know it's not some terrible offense, because it's just dating, but I still have to wonder if it's a morally wrong and/or bad idea.
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>>17526572
you can use the fact that youre not attraged to him/her to make them unsure of their place in the relationship. then you mold them into the person you want them to be, or they give up. either way, you win.
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You might become attracted to them by getting to them them better, just don't lie to them to get them into bed.
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>>17526572
Uuuuh is just like you say. It's just dating you aren't getting married and you can give it a try and see what happens from there. Don't go with low expectations just go with normal ones. Stop judging and start enjoying and when you stop just say so
It's not wrong to date someone you are not that attracted to.
My bf asked me out and I was like "he's chubby and I'm not THAT attracted to that" but now I just can't seem to find other people attractive. His personality is like light to me and I love him. I even came to love his chubby cute face so I'd say give it a try
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What's the best plan to make this guy regret being a cunt?
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>>17526562
show this to his friends
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Send it to his mom
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>>17526562
Be around him, he will regret ever being close to such a cunt.
Is a) the military or b) a trade better than a desk job?
I've worked in a desk job and I can't fucking stand it
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>>17526513
It depends on the person. Do you like having to think and use your hands/body on a consistent basis? Do you thrive under authority?
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>>17526522
I like physicality more than I like sitting at a fucking desk wishing I was dead, yes.
>Do you thrive under authority
Not really no, but I think in the military I would at least respect my seniors, whereas in a company working at a desk, I DESPISE my seniors
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>>17526536
No you'll hate your superiors in the army too. It's the same principle, you have good and bad higher ups, the only difference is military can make your life a living hell
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My gf likes to have a really shitty and edgy "realistic" outlook on life.
She says everything in life has a meaning and an impact, which I think is bullshit, because if everything has an impact, how the fuck can I feel impactful, when I am just like everything else? What's special? But this I could live with.
But she also says everything passes. She told me when we break up one day she'll move on and forget about it. In fact she'll probably go clubbing the same day, according to her. Yesterday we were talking about her mom and she said when her fucking one and only mother dies she'll be a bit sad but it'll pass. Her fucking mother.
How the hell can I not feel extremely insignificant in this equation?
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>>17526508
This sounds like a conversation you should be having with her, you silly goose. In fact give me her number I could use that kind of girl around.
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>>17526508
>How the hell can I not feel extremely insignificant in this equation?
She's not trying to insinuate that you're insignificant, at least not to her. But in the grand scheme of things, none of this matters. People love, people feel pain, people die, and the world goes on (until it doesn't). Nothing really matters, and for some people, that's a great way to deal with pain. I wouldn't even say that she's edgy, she's just depressingly realistic.
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How old are both of you guys, and at what stage of life? If she's basically in her mid 20s and she's been spewing this shit ever since she dropped out of school in grade 10, then she's just really fucking stupid and there is no hope changing her. If she is 19 and only just started college, then as she gets exposed to new ideas she will change her viewpoint as time passes.
She also sounds unnecessarily defensive of her emotions and feelings of attachment, almost like she was depressed and contemplating suicide. (I mean, if you're going to kill yourself anyway next month, why start watching a new tv series?)
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Acura CL 3.0 - Airbox Issues 2016-09-02 23:51:58 Post No.17526507
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Hey /adv/ the fuckfaces on /o/ were of no help at all; those circle jerking faggots.
Hopefully one of you guys could help me out.
I have an 1997 1st Generation Acura CL 3.0 and the guy I bought it from had cut out the entire bottom section of the 'Airflow Box' (forgive me if I don't use the proper terminology); it's the thing where you put in an air filter into.
He also lost EVERY single screw used to secure the top section to the bottom section.
I assume he thought this would result in getting more air to the engine and increase horsepower or something; he was a total pothead so I have no idea why he did it.
Anyways, would what he did to the Airflow Box and the loss of the screws securing the top to the bottom, have any negative effect on gas mileage, engine or V-Tech performance?
Any advice or knowledge would be very much appreciated guys.
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If the filter isn't sealing completely you'll suck up debris. Over time that will mess up sensors in your intake manifold and wear out your valves.
Are these the screws that "sandwich" the filter between the upper and lower filter housing?
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>>17526507
Lol I can see why /o/ would give you a ride from your post. Anyway you can just get a new filter box or even replace it with a different air filtration system. If you go with an aftermarket air filter system make sure you properly heat shield it. Dunno how long he was running it without a filter (or did he leave the filter on but just take out the bottom? that wouldn't be as bad, but still fucking dumb) but like >>17526579 said, debris will get into your engine, dirty the mass airflow sensor, and trigger the check engine light at first and at worst get into the engine damaging valves, head gasket, the block and cylinders themselves are probably sturdy enough for anything that would've been sucked through. Make sure the check engine light wasn't disabled or anything, I would imagine it would've been flagged pretty quick from either dirt or temperature. Overall gas mileage may be hurt in the long run. The V-tec system is just a variable cam system that alters the timing so it wouldn't be affected, it's independent of the air path unlike by systems. Misunderstanding v tec is one of /o/s triggers.
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>>17526507
Technically speak hed gain maybe +3 hp
At best from that.
Your air filter housing is relatively easy to find and buy for 80$ or less. I had to cut to botom housing out because the filter was stuck in there from screws not turning against the bolt in the housing. Bolt spun with screw, chiseled it out got a new housing for 40$. Btw take off the o2 sensor when you get it out. You need it for the new housing.
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No friends no anything 2016-09-02 23:44:17 Post No.17526489
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I have no friends, no support, no nothing. What do I do? Should I just give up and wait for something to kill me?
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Where do you live, OP?
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>>17526492
Middle of no where Utah, everyone here is Mormon
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>>17526497
If you're at your lowest point, or close to it, you may as well just pack up what you can and go somewhere. Anywhere but middle-of-the-fucking-nowhere Utah. Start over.
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tl;dr Is it worth being a friend with an ex even if you're completely over them?
>highschool sweethearts
>dated for 6 years
>broke up when she fell in love with another guy
>I turned to alcohol and sleeping around to get over it
>barely any contact for 2 years
>she breaks up with the guy, wants to be friends
>doesn't work out because I'm not over her
>meet another girl and feel like I'm over ex
>we try being friends, turns out that she's not over me and wants me back
>relationship with gf breaks down
>tell ex that I just want to be friends, she moves on
>friendship seems to be working, but only for her
>tells me all her problems and about guys she's dated but doesn't seem to listen ot care about anything I say
>recently talking about a guy she dated
>not jealous that she's with him, but jealous that she's doing things with him that she refused to do with me
>somewhat hurt that she changed for him
>confused by the fact that sometimes when we talk she asks whether I'm completely over her or jokes about us having a future
I'm confused about her and I'm wondering, is it worth being friends with an ex? I enjoy talking to her a lot and hanging out, but at the same point I can't help feeling hurt and confused by her.
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Nope, there's a good reason why everyone always says to cut contact with your ex.
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>>17526471
General advice is no, but that doesn't apply to all people, so if you can control yourself then I don't see anything wrong.
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>>17526480
He ruined his relationship with his gf over his ex who left him for some other dude anyway.
Cut contact with this cancerous women, OP.
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Balding bro needs help ASAP 2016-09-02 23:31:50 Post No.17526457
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Balding bro needs help ASAP
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Balding dude here. I was always known for my thick black hair, girls loved it. Anyway I have a huge bald spot but discovered a product that completely hides it, pic related. People seeing your hair up close can't even tell.
Now, I want to use this but am conflicted. I figure since women use make-up and a plethora of tricks/products to look better, why can't a man? But what if I start dating a girl only to reveal I have the hair of George Costanza? How would girls feel about this?
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I'm curious on what people think about guys hiding their balding, bump
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>>17526457
it sucks to bald, no one looks good balding. shave the head and love your new look. its the only way.
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>People seeing your hair up close can't even tell.
yeah they can
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Hey guys.
I'm going through a bit of a dilemma here, to be dramatic. I'm in my last semester of college and I feel like I need to be partying and fucking random girls from bars or parties... but I just don't want to.
Now, I have a sex drive. I watch porn but I'm not addicted to it, and I can go days without it with no trouble at all. I don't have any fucked up fetishes that keep me bored of regular sex. I had a religious upbringing, and I identify as a right-wing traditionalist, although I'm not religious myself. I'm not worried about my T-levels, but part of me wishes that I had the desire to WANT to fuck girls and have one night stands. But the desire just isn't there.
I like having fuck buddies, girls who I actually respect (which are few and far between), girls that I'm comfortable with, and girls who I believe will stay somewhat monogamous. But I just can't find it in myself to be interested in one night stands, I've even had girls naked in my bed and just ate their pussy so I could go to sleep since I didn't want to fuck them.
It's a weird feeling. I can't tell if I'm normal/secure and simply resisting society's pressure for young people to have casual sex, or if there is some other issue involved. I know this is my last good chance in life to smash random girls, so I'd kinda like to figure it out soon.
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bump...
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>>17526437
Nigga just do what you want
If you don't want it don't do it
It'a sex nobody will lose anything if you dont have it (except maybe their virginity)
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>>17526437
>I know this is my last good chance in life to smash random girls,
No, not even a little bit
Freshmen in college. My roommate is a fucking disaster leaving it at that. But I need help he threw something in his trashcan that is fucking rotting and I don't want to overstep my boundaries since I'm a nice guy. Can I just throw it out and not have him be upset?
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Text him and ask if you can throw it out. Why are you asking us instead of him?
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>>17526433
>trashcan
>rotting
>Should I throw it out? I don't want to upset him
It's in the trash can. Get rid of it.